US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[verissimus]

Him being able to pack the court literally depends on how much of a cuck Manchin wants to be.

What makes you think there won't be any Republican backstabbers?

Doesn't one of the novels involve an airplane crash taking out 99% of Congress? I would be okay with that happening in minecraft.

Yeah...that was the one where Jack Ryan became President if I'm not mistaken.

 

[Oats12345]

The complaints were
1. Forcing people off their property.
2. It started leaking 2 weeks after the oil started flowing.

Supposedly this is from eyewitness accounts in South Dakota but now I'm wondering if it was still was being constructed.

From What i last remmber. I think it was still being constructed. So of course there would be a few leaks.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

The complaints were
1. Forcing people off their property.
2. It started leaking 2 weeks after the oil started flowing.

Supposedly this is from eyewitness accounts in South Dakota but now I'm wondering if it was still was being constructed.

You have to consider what the eyewitness accounts are gaining or losing when they say especially the second thing, but cancelling the project doesn't unforce people from their property.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Because at this point I've realized reform is impossible, and get my jollies watching DC try to spin away the near universal justified hatred they've cultivated. The inevitable backlash in the midterms as Democrats bumble another round of total control of the government being part of that.

I'll just not vote for the controlled opposition, but to each their own. Also, I have a hard time believing that by the next midterms any ordinary citizen is going to be getting any jollies thinking of the government or politics, if Biden's first week is any indication of what's to come.

 

[Socrates]

I'll just not vote for the controlled opposition, but to each their own. Also, I have a hard time believing that by the next midterms any ordinary citizen is going to be getting any jollies thinking of the government or politics, if Biden's first week is any indication of what's to come.

C'mon, Jack! We're Riden wit Biden now! Make sure to throw your seatbelt on, cause I'm not sure he remembers how a steering wheel works!

 

[Slimy Time]

Because at this point I've realized reform is impossible, and get my jollies watching DC try to spin away the near universal justified hatred they've cultivated. The inevitable backlash in the midterms as Democrats bumble another round of total control of the government being part of that.

That will then feed into 2024. Why did you not get things done? It's the Republicans fault, they blocked everything for the last 2 years.

OK, but you had control, lock stock and barrel for your first two years, why didn't you do things like then? Uhhh... We were fixing the mess Trump made.

It's a perfect scenario, a repeat of Obama to the tee.

 

[Grandpa Simpson]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9178753/More-heads-roll-US-funded-international-broadcasters.html

 

[Oats12345]

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Totally not fascist guys

 

[Absolutetense]

I can't wait till you all sing the "hail Kamala" in the morning. Welcome to the America of the now.
Its not gonna stop at radio stations.

 

[Reverend]

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So he's keeping to his 2020 campaign schedule?

Low Energy Biden once again earning that nickname.

 

[trent]

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Accusing them of spreading Fake News, eh?

 

[verissimus]

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Next up, the military.

 

[Brahma]

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Tinfoil hat: part of them rationale for 25th amendmenting bidens ass will be that he kept Jamala in the dark and off the reins of power


Let Joe do all the dirty work in the first two years and then Jamala takes over and makes some cosmetic changes to earth enough popularity to actually be electable

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

I hope a Biden administration does to democrats what bush did to republicans

 

[Snekposter]

Debt of Honor is the book you're thinking of. Good read. Synopsis- it was a Japanese pilot flying the plane (747) repaying an old WWII debt. Jack Ryan gets sworn in as the President in the aftermath.

Huge Clancy fan here because I lived Hunt for Red October back in the day. Most of his books were very plausible and technically accurate to a tee. So much so that he was actually investigated over them.

FBI files show details of background checks on author Tom Clancy

Rumors often circulated that Tom Clancy 's thrillers were so detailed in their descriptions of military and covert operations that the FBI had investigated the Baltimore novelist to determine his sources for works such as "The Hunt for Red October."

www-baltimoresun-com.cdn.ampproject.org

Minor correction on a few matters about that book. First, the Japanese airline pilot lost all his close family in the war with the US, and out of grief decided to go take out the Capitol building. The "debt of honor" you're referring to is a line spoken by Jack Ryan himself referring to how the US was obligated to come to the aid of its citizens living in the Marianas.

As to the WW2 thing, that was the zaibatsu head Yamato still angry that his mom threw herself and I believe a sibling or two of his off a cliff thanks to IJN propaganda about US forces.

TL;DR Japanese mad their relatives died because their country picked a fight with the USA.

 

[Druveer]

Doesn't one of the novels involve an airplane crash taking out 99% of Congress? I would be okay with that happening in minecraft.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debt_of_Honor

However, an embittered Japan Air Lines pilot, driven mad by the deaths of his son and brother during the conflict, flies his Boeing 747 directly into the U.S. Capitol during a special joint session of Congress. The president, as well as nearly the entire Congress, the Supreme Court, and many other members of the federal government are killed in the attack. Ryan, who is on his way to be sworn as vice president after being confirmed, narrowly escapes the explosion. He becomes the President of the United States and takes his oath of office before a district judge in the CNN studios in Washington.

A real, "Great Reset".

 

[Imperial Citizen]

I'm still baffled that this guy somehow absolutely crushed Obamas vote but there's absolutely no sign of this support anywhere. All his videos are getting ratioed. There might not have been fraud but something sure doesn't add up. Biden can rustle up enough enthusiasm to get over 80 million votes and he can barely manage 100k views for his inauguration? I hope some day someone manages to uncover what the fuck happened last year because something seriously stinks about it.

I mean, it still is the internet. Biden can get tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of dislikes on a video and that wouldn't represent the real world.

The election results can logically be explained as more people voted overall, and those voters which probably wouldn't have voted went with the guy who was promising more resources from the federal government and would act more "presidential". These people voted and then went to do whatever they do in their spare time, which presumably is not watching videos from the White House.

 

[FunPosting101]

Tinfoil hat: part of them rationale for 25th amendmenting bidens ass will be that he kept Jamala in the dark and off the reins of power


Let Joe do all the dirty work in the first two years and then Jamala takes over and makes some cosmetic changes to earth enough popularity to actually be electable

The only way Harris could ever be electable is with absolutely massive amounts of electoral fraud that dwarfs what we saw in 2020. She has no merits of her own and nobody likes her, which is why she failed to win the democratic primary.

 

[Salubrious]

I mean, it still is the internet. Biden can get tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of dislikes on a video and that wouldn't represent the real world.

Yeah, people need to realize that not only does Twitter and Social Media not represent the real world, but it can also result in people getting two COMPLETELY different perceptions of the world.

For example, I don't argue with any of my older relatives on BLM violence because due to their Facebook feeds and CNN, they legitimately have not seen any of it. Anything I show them will just be "an isolated incident" because of course trustworthy CNN would report it if it was true.

I'd bet a lot of people over 60 haven't seen a single incident of Antifa violence, especially if they don't live in the Pacific Northwest, and just think it's a buzzword that Trump made up to deflect from the white supremacist Proud Boys. When Joe Biden said that "Antifa is only an idea", they believe him because they have no reason in their worlds not to.

The only way Harris could ever be electable is with absolutely massive amounts of electoral fraud that dwarfs what we saw in 2020. She has no merits of her own and nobody likes her, which is why she failed to win the democratic primary.

Yeah, as much as I enjoy the narrative that Tulsi Gabbard BTFO out of Kamala's chances, the truth of the matter is that Kamala never had a real chance. I don't think Kamala ever got 10% in any poll even once.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Initially had thoughts of posting this on the Social Justice Warriors thread, but even after three days, I think this is more appropriate.