Lolcow UncleSamPatriot / Pekka Luodeslampi / Y-Man

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This shit... is hilarious! I'm going to have to keep an eye on this cow.
 
UncleSamPatriot said:
Hey you guys! (Yes Sloth is a great character.). I thought to stop by to converse with you all. Thanks for making thread about me a featured one and I am glad to see high activity over here. I am happy to answer your questions withing a reason of course. :-)
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Perhaps you can settle a debate for us. Were you born with a cleft palate? Surgically repaired?
 
UncleSamPatriot said:
Hey you guys! (Yes Sloth is a great character.). I thought to stop by to converse with you all. Thanks for making thread about me a featured one and I am glad to see high activity over here. I am happy to answer your questions withing a reason of course. :-)
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What is wrong with your nose, man?
 
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Quite good observation I must say. I had cleft palate in the womb but it did heal during the pregnancy thus my nose still deformed from the episode.
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What did you do to celebrate the fourth of July?
 
I am sure that people do wonder are I retarded or not. I have been into acting since childhood and school plays. When I did get to many times to Finnish Most Funniest Internet Videos, I thought starting making stuff to Youtube. I realized why not milk this out like you guys like to say and have a good times and spread the gospel. I do have developmental disabilities but not exactly of the intellectual kind. I have central nervous system developmental disorder and Tourette. It affects various things like my outlooks and motor control and so on. Ether is it is a unknown gene mutation or something that happened during the pregnancy. I have been quite a enigma for the doctors.
 
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I can't believe no one has yet to post his greatest masterpiece.


I remember this guy from this specific video a couple years ago, he was wearing an orange t-shirt with the letter y which is coincidentally the chromosome that he is missing. I was always under the impression that he was just a "character." But yeah... I guess not so much.
 
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Aw man, this guy! I saw his licorice pipes video years ago. As soon as I saw the picture of him I looked up that video to see if it was the same guy, and of course it was.

It's actually supposed to be political commentary on how it's ridiculous that the government restricted the sale of licorice pipes because they thought they encouraged children to smoke/use drugs. He's freaking out to show how ridiculous the idea of licorice pipes being treated drugs is, but since he decided to post a bunch of biblical verses instead of an explanation most people think there is just something majorly wrong.
 
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For a bit of seriously spurgy trivia, the action figure he is holding is of former WWF wrestler Ludvig Borgia. Mostly known for being a notorious drug addict, he eventually shot himself in the head. After watching Uncle Sam's vids, I would like to follow in Ludvig's footsteps.
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He also had a match for UFC too, losing to Randy Couture and the reason why he wore long tights is because he had a nazi ss tattoo on his calf.
 
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Do your relatives and friends like your videos, or not?

On an unrelated note, what is the weather in Finland right now? Half of Europe is hit by a heat wave, it seems.
 
UncleSamPatriot said:
Hey you guys! (Yes Sloth is a great character.). I thought to stop by to converse with you all. Thanks for making thread about me a featured one and I am glad to see high activity over here. I am happy to answer your questions withing a reason of course. :-)
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Welcome! I have one question for you:

What with all the troubles going on in the Southern US States with black churches being burned and the Confederate Battle Flag being seen as a racist item, how do you feel about you yourself wearing and displaying the Confederate Battle Flag and saying things like "the South will rise again"? Will you continue to display the flag and say those things?
 
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