Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

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Uberpenguin said:
but do we know why this bitch is a fucking trainwreck? Were her parents ridiculously controlling growing up or something?
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I haven't watched many of her older videos but I never got this sense she seemed like a pretty normal teenager/ early twentysomething. Some people have suggested that highschool was her peak or at least for personal happiness.
 
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StraightShooter2 said:
You've been reading too much anime porn. I've had about 15-20 sex partners in my relatively short life (sometimes we got freaky on the very first "date"), never once did the idea of asking for nudes cross my mind, lmao.

Asking for nudes sounds like something a nerd like Russell Greer who spends 8 hours a day IMing random thots on Instagram would do as a substitute for actually getting any.

(Back to the topic - as far as this shitty thread is concerned, this wasn't a boyfriend/guy she was dating IRL anyway - this was just some random dude on the internet using a fake pic who she felt the need to send nasties to for God knows whatever reason).
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How in the fuck do you not know how many people you've had sex with? I could see that happening if you're running a three digit count, but it's 15-20 you're unsure of? And you felt the need to tell strangers on the Internet this totally true thing?
 
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Am I the only one that sees it?

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LukeMcGregor said:
This thread is getting very autistic.



She went from "THIS GUY IS SO WEIRD" to "I almost married him" real fucking quick
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women love this stuff. That's why nice guys finish last. June is surrounded by simps and beta males who like to appease her and talk to her like a friend.

Hilarious enough, the banter here is absolute cringe and as the male in this situation, I'd have ghosted the fuck out because she is fucking boring.
 
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not anymore you aren't lmfao

I realized on stream the most likely source of the nude leaks is this guy who catfished her.

For those uninitiated:

1. Shoe met a guy named The Kingfisher on a Nazbol Discord. She included a quote like "every man a king" in her bio, which is a literary reference to the author Huey Long who also wrote The Kingfish.
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2. When it was found out that he had 2 followers, one of which was June, and the only @ to him was from June's account, he went unprotected and started interacting with people. His views are an unusual tiptoe of "traditional family values" and "heck yeah smash the fash troon lives matter".
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3. Vaush briefly unfolllowed her as a result of outrage on breadtube social media.
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4. People discovered his avatar is color shifted public photos from a gay swiss man.
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5. She went hard backpedaling and The Kingfisher is now gone from Twitter.
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Poor gay Swiss man doesn't deserve this! Is he okay? Has he been informed of this
 
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frozenrunner said:
All progressive authoritarians want to be fascists... just as long as they get to redefine the term like they redefine everything else.
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She's a woman over 30 without a husband or kids, it's not about a fascist fetish it's about her daddy issues.
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Poor gay Swiss man doesn't deserve this! Is he okay? Has he been informed of this
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Would he even care? He's probably never even heard of boxxy, let alone shoe.
 
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Thirst and autism aside, has it been confirmed that the swiss catfish really did put those noods up for sale? Because I mean...it could be Vaush who leaked it in a sulk during that time frame he got all mad and unfollowed her.

Maybe there's some level of truth in her version of events. I could buy that the chat was teasing shoe because maybe the guy made his thirst obvious on a regular basis in chat and they teased her about it. Plus in the private chat she does blow him off when he tries to make an actual pass. I can see her playing along because it's funny, or was till it filtered outside of the chat and upset the other guys she was working her attentions on.
 
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Pump Meat said:
I don't think she'll ever settle down with a man for a long period, simp or otherwise. I think she wants to, but her neuroses probably make having a relationship with her very high maintenance. Greg kept his distance from her for a reason, even when she accepted the terms of "polyamory". Why? Because he knows living with her is a totally different ballgame. June is probably destined to be alone physically and her only companionship will be the internet.
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She is the type of chick that wants to be wanted, she wants the feels and butterflies of the new guy. Once that wears off the grass looks an awful lot greener around all those discord simps.
She’ll move on every 3-7 years or so, or until she finally gets someone that’ll support her and put up with her 24/7 attention whoring.
 
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RazorBackBacon said:
Prolly. She's generally insufferable so I haven't thirst-followed her in a while.
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Kiwisunset is one bad day away from becoming Belle Delphine

She has enough simps to keep her afloat, she is young (19 i think) so that means the E-girl look will last her for a while, but knowing how fast money from simps dries up once you start showing signs of age, i don't find it hard to believe she will make porn.
 
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RisingPhoenix said:
Thirst and autism aside, has it been confirmed that the swiss catfish really did put those noods up for sale? Because I mean...it could be Vaush who leaked it in a sulk during that time frame he got all mad and unfollowed her.

Maybe there's some level of truth in her version of events. I could buy that the chat was teasing shoe because maybe the guy made his thirst obvious on a regular basis in chat and they teased her about it. Plus in the private chat she does blow him off when he tries to make an actual pass. I can see her playing along because it's funny, or was till it filtered outside of the chat and upset the other guys she was working her attentions on.
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I still think the most likely scenario is she got hacked. Everyone wants it to be Greg or the catfish or whoever because it's juicier drama, but I still think the most likely is someone somehow got into her snapchat.

I said it earlier but my guess is the catfish just took advantage of 4chan talking about Shoe to try to get the relationship out there. Either in an attempt to humiliate Shoe or tried to make it official by leaking it, but didn't expect everyone to figure him out so quickly. Shoe's damage control is probably because she learned she was getting catfished due to the internet sleuths investigating the guy.
 
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