Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[The Husbando Collector]

I'm working on "Lori and Skinwalking (Part 2-B): The Kewl Kou Klan." In the meantime, here's a Lori update.

Top 2.6% OnlyFans: What an accomplishment. That Lori Lewd is really moving up in the world.

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Syphilis: Lori is bravely continuing to make mediocre lewd content despite her syphilitic face rash. Godspeed, you rancid psychopath.

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Pedobait: What would a Lori update be without her usual pedobait?
#elfgirl #kawaii #barbiegirl #babydoll #living doll #animewaifu #uwu #sempai

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Fanart of Lori: Enjoy some lovely gems from Lolcow.farm's Lori series: "Reaction Faces - Variations on a Theme."

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Lori's Brilliant Business Strategy: Lori continues to drive away and brush off potential clients with her hideous attitude and rampant narcissism.

IG User: "please, mistress! i love you style"
Lori: "my name isn't mistress bruh."
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IG User: "Ummm. My girlfriend i love you <3"
Lori: "not your gf "
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When Cows Collide: Here's a fun cameo from fellow lolcow Doe Deere on Lori's Instagram.

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Miscellaneous Lori Quips: Enjoy this hodgepodge of Lori lunacy.

Spoiler: Lori Lunacy on Instagram

IG User: "Belle delphine?????"
Lori: "i'm a fossil"
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IG User: "Idk how you're not more popular lol"
Lori: "I'm hella private and a hermit x.X"
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Lori: "message me on monstergirl for your unblock fee ~ till then no one, not even me, can see your comments. :<"
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Valentine's Day: Sorry, Kevin, no Valentine's Day for you. It's "just another day" and Lori plans on spending the romantic holiday flashing her butthole to simps on OnlyFans.

"No valentine this weekend? You don't need one, it's just another day. If you get lonely come sub. Just posted a bunch of these elf shots of my feed." - Lori
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Kevin's New Gold Shoes: JFC, this outfit is hideous. Why does he look more ridiculous than usual? Perhaps Lori punishing Kevin for leaking their home address in West Valley City, Utah?



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Spoiler: Kevin's New Shoes

"There might be one color I like other than black... idk its really low key tho, you wouldn't be able to guess. :d
I love my #jeremyscotts.
But fr these got to me in 5 business days and the quality is like a damn combat boot. I've been chasing this shoe specificially since quarantine started and I needed a 117th hobby and I learned about Jeremy. He's probably my favorite designer atm and his story is really inspiring to someone like me. <3 shout out to the people GOAT for getting these to me in perfect condition in a crazy turnaround time!"
- Kevin
#fashion #designer #solidgold #shiny. #thisisa6yearoldshoemygosh
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God damn. Kevin is really showing that without a doubt that Lori castrated him with her ghetto queen claws with how he poses and that faggoty raggedy looking emo twink hair. Nigga needs to try to steal em and staple them back on while the she-beast is asleep. Anyone who spends money on Rachet ass shoes that look like they stole them from a clown is a drooling retard.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Kevin can easily end her by taking a pic of her with out her knowledge and post without filters if she was to keep acting up. You have the power kev remember that!

Lori probably knows this and always makes sure her back is never turned to Kevin to make sure he never tries this.

 

[For The Internet]

Ever since the Raven and Jodee milk dried up Lori has become my new favourite cow. I have some questions for those of you who are far more knowledgeable about cosplay than I am:

Spoiler: Cosplay sperg question relating to Lori and her hair

So I enjoy cosplaying at cons (I don't compete, just dress up for fun) and I thought I was the laziest, most ghetto cosplayer specifically because I didn't spring for a wig. When I cosplayed Yukiko Amagi from Persona I has super long hair which I dyed black and cut bangs for. When I cosplayed Futaba Sakura I did pony up the cash for the wig but it was so heavy and cumbersome I just dyed my hair (which again happened to be the right length) red.

I thought this was a super amateur move on my part because surely a skilled cosplayer can take a character and make an accurate wig for them? I thought I was making such a basic bitch mistake by doing that. Where does this idea that using your real hair makes you more legit as a cosplayer come from? Is it a Lori thing or just an elitist cosplay thing?

I'm just asking 'cause I'm shocked she's acting like cheaping out on a wig makes her a more legit Sailor Moon/Zero Two. I guess if you roll out of bed with your hair looking like the character you're skinwalking it's some kind of validation for her that she's the true and honest character-of-the-now.

Speaking of Lori's hair, although it's a lot better now it was fucking -horrifying- back in her odango salior moon days. It was always orange (which made the extensions hilariously obvious), and that's not a difficult thing to take care of. All you need is any violet shampoo/conditioner to remove brassiness. I think if she'd gone a few shades lighter combined with colour correcting products she could have achieved the look she was going for.

Sorry for all the hair/wig sperging.

One last thing I'd like to say is normally I'd think it's sweet that her boyfriend is standing up for her, except he's bogged down in a completely abusive relationship with no way out unless he finds his backbone. I have no doubt Lori either tells him to defend her, or if she's extra passive-aggressive she won't actually tell/ask but if he doesn't psychically intuit that she wants that and either doesn't respond or responds with the 'wrong' answer she gives him absolute hell, probably physically as well as emotionally.
Abusive relationships are hard to get out of. He has supportive friends but they can only take so much. He's never going to believe them because to him (and by Kevin I mean Lori) they're just hating and 'they don't know her like I do!'. Sadly it often takes an absolutely massive blowout to get someone to snap awake and re-assess their situation. I have no idea what would work though. If he didn't bail after she make him slice his arm badly enough for the ER to prove his devotion I can't imagine what will.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Kevin's not getting his balls back. The hag pulled them out violently and Kevin is now a transgender lesbian.

 

[faggot fucker]

Is that Napa Cabbage or Romaine lettuce?

That's romaine, baby!

“...valuable time here on earth. No more bars. No more rules. If I don’t know you and you want me to friend you, hey. Just comment and be a decent person. That’s all I ask. Now that I don’t have a spoiled princess breathing down my neck, we should be fine.

EDIT: A few more things to add, here. Every month, Lori’s father was sending her money. Money to be used (supposedly) for rent and some other things. Only one month of the three did she pay and I’m suspicious that she only did that because Ender had just come and she didn’t want to look bad in front of Ender. She never bought the things she wanted herself -- she made Ender or K or Michi buy them for her. So WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE DOING WITH THAT MONEY?????!! I know this recent month’s rent she blew on the trip to Cali, but what about the other months?? o_O It perplexes me… Daddy is paying for everything AND YET she STILL can’t make rent… Sounds likes she’s buying pimps to me!!

EDIT #2: Oh! Another thing that came to mind! She wasn’t intending to look for an apartment BEFORE she went to Cali, oh no. That would have been the intelligent thing to do and we all see just how big a problem Lori has with being intelligent about matters. Nononononononononoooo… You see, she told Ender that she was expected to spend the first week with Ender’s brother. Oh! but just until she finds her OWN place. To which Ender said something like: if you move in there, you’ll be there the rest of your life. But Lori just said in a sad whiny voice: yeah, I know. ????!!!! IT STARTS!!!! ALL OVER!!!! THIS isn’t even done with and ALREADY she’s starting over!!!! She can deny it all she wants. Ender has never lied to me -- Lori has been lying to me from the beginning. Lori has lied to EVERYONE who has asked her about the shit she’s done here. Feh.

All have to say, is Ender’s brother, REALLY NEEDS AN STD SCREENING. She fucks around SO much… There’s NO TELLING what she may be carrying, even if she isn’t showing symptoms yet. I was concerned about that after that fling she had with Random Guy X. I mentioned to her that she should probably get that checked-out… She could get an STD and die -- or give one to Ender’s brother and HE could die… For that matter, Scott... YOU should get checked-out for STDs… ;_; She doesn’t use protection because she “doesn’t like condoms”... Apparently safe sex and staying ALIVE isn’t her concern...but boy she complained a lot when we couldn’t provide birth control for her all the time. -_-** Alright. NOW I’m done...really...until I remember something else that I forgot to mention about her that pissed me off… Yeah, I’m ranting. I do that.

Fuck. All this and we haven’t even heard from K yet...but we will… What she did to him was FAAAARRRR more fucktarded than I want to think about right now…” - Haruka

This is the bathroom. Lori had almost completely overtaken the thing with every manner of body lotion, shampoo, makeup, insane amount of body wash, hair extensions on the mirror, and every damn thing with the words ‘moon,’ ‘rose,’ or ‘serenity’ on the face of this earth...even it if smelled like TOTAL SHIT she wore it anyway because of the name. Yeah. We packed up all her shit and got it out of here the day after Michi and I moved into the master bedroom of the House.
Here is the Blue Room. It used to be K’s room, but Lori scared him away when she decided that fucking Ender seemed like a fun way to pass the time.” - Haruka

[/SPOILER]

wowJesus. The rent thing & sex in communal spaces is making me cringe so hard. Just the thought of walking in on sweaty weeb quickies in the living room makes me want to eat fucking poison. Ugh, anyway, she really just parked herself in people's homes and lives demanding everything in return for her mercy, even if that? Taking advantage of people's family is pretty damn low, no matter what. My question after all this is why did these people allow it? Why did they help her? Just pity or is she really that good at making people believe they're friends?

 

[Sukeban]

o_O It perplexes me… Daddy is paying for everything AND YET she STILL can’t make rent… Sounds likes she’s buying pimps to me!!

Sorry for being but how much truth is in this joke? I'd expect she was spending all her money on clothes and makeup, never a dime for anyone's attention.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

[I'm still catching up on Lori's thread but wanted to share this gem. Hope you fine farmers are all having a good weekend.]

"Lol. Its nice to see the ears are FINALLY an everyday thing for your typical egirl. The red eyeshadow is everywhere, the blush is being more overly used, MORE GIRLS WITH PINK EYEBROWS YEEES, and all the girls are poofing up their cheeks. I hope my haters are raging HARD. >:3 My influence all around them and it's about time."

"February 13, 2012: Aradani Studios elf ears. :3 You know you want a pair!"

- Lori Lewd the originator of the elven ear e-girl look, "Zero Two" red eyeshadow, pink eyebrows, the use of blush, and the signature Cerda "poof pout"



"DONOT COPY ME PEASANTS >:3 I INVENTD ELF EARS. AND THE CHEEK POOF FACE. AND ALSO BLUSH"

What a visionary.



help I can't stop laughing

 

[For the Love of Mancy]

Michiru Kou (aka Michi) lived with her parents, siblings, and then girlfriend Haruka Kou (aka Ruka) in her family’s gargantuan house.

Just a month later, Usa came to visit us in PA, spending a wonderful week at our (Haruka and my) home.

Anyone know where in Pennsylvania Michi and Ruka lived?

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Anyone know where in Pennsylvania Michi and Ruka lived?

Michi (aka Holly) lived in central Pennsylvania way up in the mountains - the city might have been Altoona (?) and she went to school in Huntingdon (Juniata College). I remember it was PA because she had a custom "MICHIRU" Pennsylvania license plate.

Spoiler: Michiru Kou's Custom License Plate

Spoiler: Michiru (Sailor Neptune) from Sailor Moon

 

[SmokeyMcRunFast]

The kewl kou klan really reminds me of the FF7 house. Especially since they happened around the same times. I’m honestly surprised it never got to that point but is seems the people involved were stable enough to realize what a crazy Lori is and not enable here too much.

 

[DarthBrooks]

As much as this whole pandemic thing suits my hermit tendencies, I am excited for it to end. Just for people like Lorena and Momokun to have candids once cons open back up. They have been too comfortable with their filters and hug boxes and I have missed seeing how average she looks IRL. (Momokun is a special type of botched freak show I am top notch excited to see).

 

[Sukeban]

The kewl kou klan really reminds me of the FF7 house. Especially since they happened around the same times. I’m honestly surprised it never got to that point but is seems the people involved were stable enough to realize what a crazy Lori is and not enable here too much.

Just barely stable enough. You have to be some special kind of stupid or crazy to willingly join a group that calls itself the KKK.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

As much as this whole pandemic thing suits my hermit tendencies, I am excited for it to end. Just for people like Lorena and Momokun to have candids once cons open back up. They have been too comfortable with their filters and hug boxes and I have missed seeing how average she looks IRL. (Momokun is a special type of botched freak show I am top notch excited to see).

Momo produces a lot of candid videos of herself and doesn't seem to really care if people see how busted she looks. Lori on the other hand jealously guards what is she posts online. I can't imagine Lori going back to cons to risk people posting what she really looks like. Especially after all her unwarranted narcissistic posts. Or maybe she will and just bank no one recognize her.

[I'm still catching up on Lori's thread but wanted to share this gem. Hope you fine farmers are all having a good weekend.]

"Lol. Its nice to see the ears are FINALLY an everyday thing for your typical egirl. The red eyeshadow is everywhere, the blush is being more overly used, MORE GIRLS WITH PINK EYEBROWS YEEES, and all the girls are poofing up their cheeks. I hope my haters are raging HARD. >:3 My influence all around them and it's about time."

"February 13, 2012: Aradani Studios elf ears. :3 You know you want a pair!"

- Lori Lewd the originator of the elven ear e-girl look, "Zero Two" red eyeshadow, pink eyebrows, the use of blush, and the signature Cerda "poof pout"

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"DONOT COPY ME PEASANTS >:3 I INVENTD ELF EARS. AND THE CHEEK POOF FACE. AND ALSO BLUSH"

What a visionary.



help I can't stop laughing

Lol, that's why when it comes to thots no one knows who she is. She's not a memorable or remarkable. The only people who know her are people who remember her from being the crazy Sailor Moon girl.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

>I hope my haters are raging HARD

Keep huffing that copium and hopium Lorena, no one hates you, they just laugh at your lunacy and desperate old granny antics.

ETA: Look at this so not forced Valentine's day pic from Kev-kev. Highlights of note: Lorena is looking away from him, posing as hard as she can and failing to hide that huge blemish on her cheek. And then Kevin's very own signature cuck hover hand. he really has learned from Lorena's tarded puffer fish face!

 

[faggot fucker]

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I'm convinced Lori will pull this pose in her wedding photos (if that happens LOL) and future mugshots. She seriously cannot find a better pose or angle to work her face from, it's so funny.

 

[Nero You're DeadWeight]

>I hope my haters are raging HARD

Keep huffing that copium and hopium Lorena, no one hates you, they just laugh at your lunacy and desperate old granny antics.

ETA: Look at this so not forced Valentine's day pic from Kev-kev. Highlights of note: Lorena is looking away from him, posing as hard as she can and failing to hide that huge blemish on her cheek. And then Kevin's very own signature cuck hover hand. he really has learned from Lorena's tarded puffer fish face!

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Y'know those cringy ass photos of weebs photoshopping their waifu/husbando next to them that plagues tiktok and the internet? That's exactly what this looks like.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

>I hope my haters are raging HARD

Keep huffing that copium and hopium Lorena, no one hates you, they just laugh at your lunacy and desperate old granny antics.

ETA: Look at this so not forced Valentine's day pic from Kev-kev. Highlights of note: Lorena is looking away from him, posing as hard as she can and failing to hide that huge blemish on her cheek. And then Kevin's very own signature cuck hover hand. he really has learned from Lorena's tarded puffer fish face!

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There is absolutely no chemistry or intimacy between these two in this photo. Kevin's hand is curled, making as little contact with Lori as possible. He's leaning back, she's arching forward. They don't want to touch each other. It's awkard and forced. It's some real truth in advertising about the health of their relationship, if you could call it that.

 

[Tugboat]

Are they still actually engaged? Any talk of wedding planning since then?
That hover hand he's doing is so sad.

 

[Daihatsu Chan]

This person is a literal cringefest. Is this the 90s? Sailor moon still a thing amongst these cringelords? Quick let me go get a Oldsmobile Trofeo before I get back to the sad, yet close future of 2021. Where scumbags like herself are socially acceptable to a degree.
The fact this person has accomplished nothing, yet views posting a few nudes online as a accomplishment is a true testament to character. In fact, its such a testament that her parents probably put it on the fridge because its too sad to think about. If I were to get to the fact of her family and herself as a human being. Really I would end up breaking Rule 3 of our glorious Forum.

Our poor boy Kevin, potential suitors take one gander at that resume and run for the hills!

 

[melty]

I thought this was a super amateur move on my part because surely a skilled cosplayer can take a character and make an accurate wig for them? I thought I was making such a basic bitch mistake by doing that. Where does this idea that using your real hair makes you more legit as a cosplayer come from? Is it a Lori thing or just an elitist cosplay thing?

This is a super old school cosplayer thing that isn't relevant anymore. Back in Usagi Kou's heyday there weren't exactly a ton of wig options for obscure anime characters. Most choices were really bad unless the character had a normal hair style and color like black or brown. You couldn't just go buy a nice long pink pigtail wig that didn't look like complete garbage. A really high percentage of cosplayers just didn't wear wigs. So if you were able to better resemble the character by styling your own hair well then you were pretty much a better cosplayer by default due to lack of wig options and not many people trying.

This isn't at all relevant anymore for over a decade and all the cosplay elitists are actually the opposite now, where they will tell you to get a wig even if you have really similar hair. Usagi Kou is still mentally stuck in the early 00s so she hasn't caught on yet. I've also anecdotally noticed the real hair thing seems to be more popular with teenagers as due to teenagers discovering their sense of personality they are more interested in playing like they are a character full time instead of treating it as a costume, which also applies to Usagi Kou, who is in her mid 30s but mentally a teenager. There is also just being cheap, which applies to some people, but not in Lori's case.

Now, if someone would like to verify this information... do it. LOL.

You are correct! Good work. Hopefully Lori doesn't scream at him too hard for this mistake, as this is public information if you know where to look. Here's the rest.




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