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"Everybody betray me, I'm fed up with this wurld!"
Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow
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Someone needs to come and tard wrangle Pam back to her own thread. The irony of a literal mentally disabled schizoposter (who desperately needs some of those meds that Bam stopped taking} coming in and having any opinion on drug use, it's just too much.
Look, Bam always seemed like a POS but I get why he was a breakout star too. As a Tween when Jackass/VLB was happening, him being closest in age to me made him 'accessible' I guess. It's not even that he was 'hot' - Knoxville is clearly the more attractive one... but him only being a few years older, you naturally kinda flock to it.
Kids are dumb, after all.
Look, Bam always seemed like a POS but I get why he was a breakout star too. As a Tween when Jackass/VLB was happening, him being closest in age to me made him 'accessible' I guess. It's not even that he was 'hot' - Knoxville is clearly the more attractive one... but him only being a few years older, you naturally kinda flock to it.
Kids are dumb, after all.
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His wife, in many ways, is probably as bad as Bam. She has to enable his bullshit to a high degree to or he would have kicked her to the curb long ago. (She also has some DUI crashes and lots of embarrassing drunk public fights with Bam.)
I’m going to bet little Wolfy ain’t even being cared for by Bam and his wife most of the time. Figure grandparents are stepping in to save that kid from this pathetic shitshow
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Wait, who was the one who shoved a toy car wrapped into condom up his ass and went to the doctor? Now I think it was Bam, but I'm not sure.
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That was Ryan Dunn.
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Maybe Pam's trying to out-unhinge Bam Margera.
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I'll take it as a foreshadowing.
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I remember hearing about Bam putting a video of him sleeping with a groupie in some dvd for a band, and got in legal trouble.
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He included a clip of himself having sex with his ex girlfriend on the CKY 4 DVD as an Easter egg without telling her. It was a minute and a half of the most pathetic, low energy humping ever caught on film.
The funny part is that he was rumored to have included the clip to dispel the rumors about his sexuality/blatant lust for Ville Valo, but after seeing how he has sex with women I’m more convinced he’s after Finnish goth boi dick than ever.
Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd
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They cut the best part out of the bit, Steve-O explaining why he won't do it.
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If you read Steve-O’s book, it’s pretty telling. The man is far more conscious than you would normally give him credit for. He obviously loved and respected his parents, and it could be argued any dickishness he displayed was purely chemical. Can’t say that for Bam. And I do wonder why Bam acts more like a distraught widow when it comes to Ryan. I’m also inclined to think there was more going on there. At any rate, he’s gonna die sooner rather than later.
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Edgy - shoving stuff up your butthole and drinking pee.
Too far - Making fun of trannies on social media.
Too far - Making fun of trannies on social media.
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They weren't stingy with the Easter eggs on those videos.
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Bam might be gay, but grew up in a family that made fun of queers as unmanly and then got into skating in the 1990’s where half the insults and jokes are about gay sex. Bam is always making stupid, constant homo, dick and butt sex jokes about guys.
I know gay guys in Bam’s age. Even ones who were openly gay as teens back in the 90’s had a weird problem falling in love with straight guys. I could never figure it out, but every mad crush they had was for a straight guy even though they went to gay bars with plenty of guys more than happy to fuck and date them.
It would explain his terrible relationships with women. Any he’s not trying to prove his manhood with need to be addiction enabling mommies to Bam. Probably took a lot of work for Niki to finally get a little Bam in the oven, but he better have gotten a DNA test. Between the coke/dope dick, the antidepressant limp dick and his lust for Finnish goth boys she might have had to outsource the job.
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Jesus this brings back memories. I havent even thought about this shit since Ryan Dunn died. Well I guess, when my girlfriend dragged me to see some other prank movie but the guys were all like middle aged dads. And I wondered if these fuckers were still alive.
I then also wondered if my friend in high school still had the videos of us sledding off the roof of a gazebo.
I then also wondered if my friend in high school still had the videos of us sledding off the roof of a gazebo.
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I used to love Jackass, they were guys acting stupid and having fun. I like laughing at stupid people.
I have no sympathy for Margera. He always came off as a huge, arrogant dick, even in the CKY videos that were floating around on the internet in the late 90s. He has had all the options of a rich person to get help, with a support network of sobered up friends to boot. It's one thing when a non-addict says you can do it, but another when a person can actually show you that it can be done because they themselves have done it.
On the subject of the new Jackass film: Knoxville is nearly 50. After a life of breaking his body. I doubt it will be anywhere near as funny as the old ones (if you like that sort of humor, that is). But I can fully understand why they do not want Margera on set. Dude would ruin it for the rest of them, and I bet you, if he decided to sober up and do piss tests every other day, they would gladly have him on board. But addicts gonna addict.
I have no sympathy for Margera. He always came off as a huge, arrogant dick, even in the CKY videos that were floating around on the internet in the late 90s. He has had all the options of a rich person to get help, with a support network of sobered up friends to boot. It's one thing when a non-addict says you can do it, but another when a person can actually show you that it can be done because they themselves have done it.
On the subject of the new Jackass film: Knoxville is nearly 50. After a life of breaking his body. I doubt it will be anywhere near as funny as the old ones (if you like that sort of humor, that is). But I can fully understand why they do not want Margera on set. Dude would ruin it for the rest of them, and I bet you, if he decided to sober up and do piss tests every other day, they would gladly have him on board. But addicts gonna addict.
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Bam sold his soul to the devil to get into Ville Valos pants. Now that Valo is done with him, he’s useless and turning into Don Vito.
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It's not even the fact that they're getting old. Jackass was successful in a world before LiveLeak, 4Chan, TikTok challenges, and OnlyFans. Videos of people falling into pits of alligators or drinking their own piss aren't difficult to come by, we've all probably clicked on at least one by accident in our time on the internet, and don't have the same shock/horror value they did 20 years ago. I don't know what kind of stunts they could pull these days that some randomer on the internet hasn't already done for a pittance or social media likes.
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The now-deleted video from Instagram when he is all emo about losing the movie he mentions he was under strict orders from Paramount for the last year and half in order to be in the movie - including having to stay in Pennsylvania, having a breathalyzer he had to blow into every few hours, he had a beeper that when it went off randomly he had to report to the nearest urgent care clinic to take a piss test, and he had a wellness coach who has to watch him take his meds