Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Poop Shoot]

She got you there Lucas you fucking dipshit loser!!!

This was a nicely formatted post and I enjoyed reading it.

 

[INeedUhChickUnder26]

This was a nicely formatted post and I enjoyed reading it.

Thank you Poop Chute. I know Lucas can barely read but I needed to get it off my chest.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

I've been following you for 7 years. The decline in your mental health over the past couple of months is faster than any other time I've seen, and that should scare the shit out of you.

I’ve been following him almost 3 years and I couldn’t agree more with this statement. He has had a serious decline in his mental state.

 

[holeinthedark]

Definitely the latter. He has been literally enabled for the entire 41 years of his life, stemming from his mother to the state of Washington. He has no problem solving skills because he never had to solve a problem his entire life. There has always been someone to clean up his messes and do everything for him short of wiping his ass. This is what made him so entitled and horrendously lazy. And he's so stupid on top of all of that, that he would think that his handlers are going to solve his health problems for him when it gets to that point as if they have the capability to do that.

I’m of the belief that he’s actually in much poorer health than is obvious. While it’s extremely unlikely that he’s been completely without insulin for the past year (diabetics just can’t live that long without it), his hard living circumstances would make regular administration of insulin impossible. Diabetic ketoacidosis is fatal if left untreated and usually sets in fast. Sometime this year the chickens are going to come home to roost. The fact that he so seldom talks about being a diabetic (he overshares so much about his life) and the knowledge that he omits things that make him look incompetent tells me that he’s aware of this and either doesn’t care, thinks someone will fix this for him or that it’ll magically go away, or simply lacks the initiative to do it for himself.

We really haven’t seen a Wern diabetes saga, but we’re overdue for one. It would be an excellent addition to the study of Wernology to see a cow ignore the type of self-preservation that allows them to live. Some folks I’m sure disagree, but I do think he looks thinner—and not a healthy type of thin. He looks like someone who lost weight because they’re sick. Diabetics who skip their insulin treatments often lose fat and muscle. We’ve seen him with his shirt off and how strange his body looks. I think this is because his fat and muscle—already grossly in excess of the former—are depleting, making him appear lumpy and giving his skin the pallor of oxidized newspaper while leaving his face flushed.

 

[Da Dude123]

I am wondering if SCC has some sort of drop policy for people who come down with COVID-19? I am thinking Lucas is not doing his classes right now. Getting behind in college classes is hard for anyone. For someone like Lucas? He is done. No way he can come back.

He might be able to take an incomplete. We all know he really is there just to try to meet a queefy bae. So, he really is not caring about accomplishing anything besides that and getting his student aid money. He would be pleased to be able to back out and have the option to go back later.

Lucas has not said anything about classes for over a week. And when bad things happen Lucas normally stays quiet about them. I am thinking the semester or quarter is done for Dr. Nigga Luke.

 

[mothman96]

The Freak looks to be somewhere outdoors.

 

[INeedUhChickUnder26]

I am thinking the semester or quarter is done for Dr. Nigga Luke.

This made me laugh.

 

[LeeLoo]

The Freak looks to be somewhere outdoors.
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So, the dipshit who has billed himself as an insult comic, and bully to the bullies, is threatening to call the cops if HE’S harassed? JFC. He is just so unbelievably exceptional.

 

[Da Dude123]

The Freak looks to be somewhere outdoors.
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"Hello, police? Yes, these mean people are calling me an autist. Yes, IRL! Please send someone fast! Reeee!"

 

[Wernology]

Oh he's lost it.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Has he finally been booted from the motel?

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Huh? The bag of popcorn and spoon? Sure I’ll take some of the popcorn and plastic spoon and share with you a song about capitalism

Edit:

 

[WonderWino]

Oh he's lost it.

Looks like someone is violating quarantine

and of course he leaves the food on the fucking ground. Also, that 'drug dealer' screaming makes him sound completely unhinged and violent

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I love how he always complains that drug dealers are taking all the chicks.

I thought he wanted to start a family? Why would he want to marry and impregnate a degenerate junkie?

It's almost as if it's all bullshit and he just wants sex.

 

[mothman96]

View attachment 1945126Huh? The bag of popcorn and spoon? Sure’ll take some of the popcorn and plastic spoon

Is he back at a shelter? That table and on the right, it looks like one of those orange insulated water coolers.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

View attachment 1945126Huh? The bag of popcorn and spoon? Sure’ll take some of the popcorn and plastic spoon and share with you a song about capitalism

That looks like the table behind the toaster oven at the shelter. He's back baby!!

Also the pure hobo grime on his sleeve in the latest video is revolting

 

[Mother Fucker]

He's outside in the streets and went from singing to yelling to conversation level volume to singing to yelling to singing again in less than two minutes.

He's officially that homeless person on the street corner babbling like a lunatic. I always knew this day would come.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Lucas, nobody gives a shit that you're sharing your cheap, shitty popcorn with some other bums.

It changes nothing. It makes up for nothing. Nobody is paying attention. The world doesn't revolve around you and your homeless shelter.

 

[ThomasAudley]

Lucas the prodigal bum making his triumphant return to the homeless shelter with a big bag of popcorn. Come hither, hobos, and partake in feast and merriment to celebrate the product of King Roy’s blessed jizz.

 

[IceQueen]

Oh he's lost it.

And he's out and about and clearly went into a liquor store... He is spreading covid FOR NO REASON.