The thing I love most about the "we own da trollz!" wheelchair war cry is that it's such a blatant fallacy implanted in their degenerate minds by pignosis. It's been proven dozens of times that Phil always has the same outcome. He starts the night stream in the same mood regardless of if he got $1 during the day stream or $10,000. None of it is spent wisely. His life will always remain in shambles all by his own design.
If the paypig cucks want to truly own us, they'd have to do the impossible: Get Phil to change his life. Have him actually invest his money and not blow it on takeout, gacha, and pointless gamer trinkets. Have him go outside and make a new friend. Convince him to divorce the potato horse and meet a woman with an actual personality. Pick up an actual hobby that isn't drowning oneself in gin and making shitty Twitter hot takes that everybody points and laughs at.
Hey OIC. Bankrupt yourself and then jump off a bridge to escape the loan sharks after giving Phil $100,000. Tell him to use it to change his life and truly own the trolls by actually living a life worth living. He'll read the six figure tip message, say "Thanks so much, that's gonna go directly to the bills", burn it all on KFC, Tanqueray, and Scopely, memoryhole the tip, make zero change to his life, and then start the night stream with "Alright well guys I hope we get some pahsitivity on the stream tonight, it's been a slow day, I really need that $100 I really do..." while you plummet to the earth.
