Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Umaibae]

Because she plays by the retarded bylaws of SocJus. She roleplays being a queer, hardcore white apologist that sucks the dicks/clits of black influencers in order to stay relevant. For all the dumb shit she's said on Twitter, she will always be accepted back into the fold so long as she pays lip service to her SJW overlords.

only a very small segment of SJW ding dongs believe her BS these days, though. Her credibility is waning.

out of all the people I follow on a certain social media site, only ONE person I follow follows her. One. (And it’s not like I’m following Trump and the Proud Boys, either.) it actually made me laugh. People are over her. Other fatties (kind fatties? do those exist?) get the space and attention these days. Tess’ two mins of fame are over.

 

[Flawmil]

I just can’t wait/dread when she starts a sentence with....”as a fat, queer, disabled, abused, autistic marginalized womxn”

 

[AbraCadaver]

I just can’t wait/dread when she starts a sentence with....”as a fat, queer, disabled, abused, autistic marginalized womxn”

“Who is 1/64th indigenous and descended from a Cherokee princess...”

 

[Constellationzero]

only a very small segment of SJW ding dongs believe her BS these days, though. Her credibility is waning.

out of all the people I follow on a certain social media site, only ONE person I follow follows her. One. (And it’s not like I’m following Trump and the Proud Boys, either.) it actually made me laugh. People are over her. Other fatties (kind fatties? do those exist?) get the space and attention these days. Tess’ two mins of fame are over.

Yeah I was going to say what about other wokescold SJW jackasses? There are countless examples of people either more or lass famous than Ryann Hoven who bobblehead and parrot the SJW talking points only to be canceled and run off the internet by the torch carrying villagers. So by this logic, Ryann Hoven--who has done far, far worse--and a variety (diversity!) of shitty things:

* Partying with a female pedophile teacher
* Stealing money from customers
* Racism against black men and women
* Hypocrisy of the highest Covidiot order
* Refusal to parent her own children yet is featured on the cover of Parents Magazine
* Appropriating domestic violence to further a narrative
* Same for disabilities
* "Against" bullying, yet bullies regularly

Ryann is FAR overdue for a complete and comprehensive cancelling.

 

[Pollybock]

So the people currently enabling her are -the roommate situation
-the ex probably raising her oldest son (unsure why tess couldn’t raise her kid)
-the rando friend housing her cat (unsure why tess couldn’t keep the cat) who publicly raves about tess despite tess not mentioning her like ever.

Who else is trying to please her, what could anyone possibly get out of those mess? Like pity-porn

 

[Flawmil]

Yeah I was going to say what about other wokescold SJW jackasses? There are countless examples of people either more or lass famous than Ryann Hoven who bobblehead and parrot the SJW talking points only to be canceled and run off the internet by the torch carrying villagers. So by this logic, Ryann Hoven--who has done far, far worse--and a variety (diversity!) of shitty things:

* Partying with a female pedophile teacher
* Stealing money from customers
* Racism against black men and women
* Hypocrisy of the highest Covidiot order
* Refusal to parent her own children yet is featured on the cover of Parents Magazine
* Appropriating domestic violence to further a narrative
* Same for disabilities
* "Against" bullying, yet bullies regularly

Ryann is FAR overdue for a complete and comprehensive cancelling.

The reason no one is canceling her is because her career has been in a downwards trajectory for years. No one cares enough to cancel her because she’s not in the public eye enough. That’s why she’s going into podcasting, which will also be a fail. She’s about five years too late. She should have started a fat gurl podcast when she was on the cover of cosmo. How much of her own money do you think she invested into this new project? I’m guessing probably any savings she had.

 

[Cynar]

The reason no one is canceling her is because her career has been in a downwards trajectory for years. No one cares enough to cancel her because she’s not in the public eye enough. That’s why she’s going into podcasting, which will also be a fail. She’s about five years too late. She should have started a fat gurl podcast when she was on the cover of cosmo. How much of her own money do you think she invested into this new project? I’m guessing probably any savings she had.

Exactly. Look at her life. Look at how every company and org is one-and-done with her. There isn't much to cancel. In a weight loss ad, Tess is the "before," but in a biopic on the rise and fall of an insufferable ass, Tess is the "after."

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Just like Anna, Tess could actually make a lot of money if she DID lose weight. She could probably get her WLS paid for and have her own little show about her JouRneY. She could have all the teary-eyed interviews of her struggles and toxic relationships etc. She could have her skin removal paid for, someone write her autobiography (lol), you name it. People eat that shit up and she would make baaaaaaank.

But no redemption arc for Ryann. She is too far up her own yeasty folds to think ahead and see the opportunity.

 

[Burn Book]

Tess' 15 minutes of fame are simply over. She didn't make any meaningful connections when she was the viral sensation. She didn't even make many good impressions. She proved herself too boring to write books of thinkpieces or to do TV commentary or red carpet interviews (a go to for every hasbeen celebrity model - just check what all the moderately popular contestants from old seasons of America's Next Top Model are doing). She lost a lot of goodwill both from the industry and from fans with her t-shirt scam. She makes ignorant comments (and made much more of them before she decided to get into Instagram social justice) that didn't endear the rest of the body positivity movement to her. She wasted a lot of chances, and now she's older - even the most beautiful and hardworking models in the world are never more popular in their mid thirties than they were in their twenties. It just doesn't happen. She will never have the levels of attention and fame she did at the peak of her popularity, but she keeps thinking she will.

And she put on so much weight that even the most enthusiastic pro body positivity companies would have a hard time working with her, because they just don't make clothes this big.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Exactly. Look at her life. Look at how every company and org is one-and-done with her. There isn't much to cancel. In a weight loss ad, Tess is the "before," but in a biopic on the rise and fall of an insufferable ass, Tess is the "after."

She wouldn’t make a great “before.” She’s not just fat, she’s circus-fat. If you’re that fat, weight loss becomes a medical thing. All the fad diets in the world would barely make a dent.

 

[Umaibae]

The reason no one is canceling her is because her career has been in a downwards trajectory for years. No one cares enough to cancel her because she’s not in the public eye enough. That’s why she’s going into podcasting, which will also be a fail. She’s about five years too late. She should have started a fat gurl podcast when she was on the cover of cosmo. How much of her own money do you think she invested into this new project? I’m guessing probably any savings she had.

the podcast is through a podcasting network, so presumably they are footing the bill for studio time/recording time (they recorded at her house it looked like?), providing Tess with an editor and producer etc. She doesn’t have to spend a dime. That’s how these setups work.

 

[multiverse]

If she thinks this podcast is gonna save her from farting on cakes until she drownsin her own fat... oh boy.

 

[Flawmil]

How much you wanna bet that she brings these guests on to “talk about how they change the world” and the conversations just keep going back to herself. Also who wrote this bio, herself??

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

If she thinks this podcast is gonna save her from farting on cakes until she drownsin her own fat... oh boy.
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How the fuck is Nadia making the world a better place? She's not an activist that I know of.

 

[TurdFondler]

There is no way Tess wrote that. It's eloquent and to the point. Ghost written for sure.

She looks absolutely unreal in that pic, some kind of vaguely human blob thing.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

If she thinks this podcast is gonna save her from farting on cakes until she drownsin her own fat... oh boy.
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Slumber parties, where I shared my secrets, crushes I had, dream and laugh until my stomach hurt...I remember those.
When I was 12 years old!

What is it with certain women, they're stuck at a teenage phase in their lives?
Kailyn Wilcher, Tess, and others. I have some good memories hanging out with my friends, but I don't want to be stuck in those memories.

And Tess looks like a pea perched on top of a pumpkin. She's fucking HUGE.

 

[Barbarella]

Sure, most companies don’t understand the concept of a podcast. Or a slumber party, or women talking about change. (Because you know the guests will all be women.) Only Tess, genius that she is, could envision something so completely original.

It’ll be funny to hear (once) because whatever anybody says, she’s going to turn it back to herself, and her experiences, real or fake. That’s a high narcissistic art. But that’s what’ll make it boring-Tess is not capable of being a host and letting somebody else take over. Grab your snack cake!

I just listened to a podcast called “Call your Grandma” or something like that, with two women in their 90s talking about their lives and things that happen today and what has changed between when they grew up and their granddaughters did. I guarantee those two entertaining old women are more interesting, funny, intelligent and insightful than Tess could ever be. Not that she’ll live to be 90 so we’ll never know for sure.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Sure, most companies don’t understand the concept of a podcast. Or a slumber party, or women talking about change. (Because you know the guests will all be women.) Only Tess, genius that she is, could envision something so completely original.

It’ll be funny to hear (once) because whatever anybody says, she’s going to turn it back to herself, and her experiences, real or fake. That’s a high narcissistic art. But that’s what’ll make it boring-Tess is not capable of being a host and letting somebody else take over. Grab your snack cake!

I just listened to a podcast called “Call your Grandma” or something like that, with two women in their 90s talking about their lives and things that happen today and what has changed between when they grew up and their granddaughters did. I guarantee those two entertaining old women are more interesting, funny, intelligent and insightful than Tess could ever be. Not that she’ll live to be 90 so we’ll never know for sure.

Call Your Grandma sounds really interesting, was that the full name for it?

 

[Clotso Coof]

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She looks like the world biggest blowup sex doll in that pic. The lip fillers are doing her zero favors.

 

[Flawmil]