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[lfaw]

this very immediate showcase of cause and effect may be one of my favorite ranch moments now.

 

[A Dumb Demon]

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this very immediate showcase of cause and effect may be one of my favorite ranch moments now.

Those pancakes are a god damn hate crime

 

[shoashuffle]

Is that a bowl of cheese?

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Is that a bowl of cheese?

sure looks like it

 

[0 0]

Because the tranch has been split into its own thread, I'll ask a mod to get rid of this poll. I'm accepting ideas for a new poll topic specific to Kevin.

The winner for "Who shall be the first victim of war by the hands of tran ranch" is "Themselves (suicide)" at 265 out of 933 votes, or 28.4%.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I'm accepting ideas for a new poll topic specific to Kevin.

"Will he admit he let his AM HOLE close up (but not actually heal), and if so, when?"

 

[AmbiTron]

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Because the tranch has been split into its own thread, I'll ask a mod to get rid of this poll. I'm accepting ideas for a new poll topic specific to Kevin.

The winner for "Who shall be the first victim of war by the hands of tran ranch" is "Themselves (suicide)" at 265 out of 933 votes, or 28.4%.

"Will Kevin's thread slow to a crawl without the tranch to make him seem more interesting?" might be a funny one, though I think we all know Kevin will never stop coomposting so it is unlikely this thread will slow too terribly much.

 

[Kane Lives]

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Because the tranch has been split into its own thread, I'll ask a mod to get rid of this poll. I'm accepting ideas for a new poll topic specific to Kevin.

The winner for "Who shall be the first victim of war by the hands of tran ranch" is "Themselves (suicide)" at 265 out of 933 votes, or 28.4%.

A simple one might be nice:

"Countdown to amhole closing up in disgust."

 

[SIGSEGV]

A bit late, but it's worth mentioning that COVID has really fucked up firearm and ammunition prices. $.60/round for 9mm is not normal, it's typically much less than that.

 

[Plague Flea]

How about who will next* fuck Kev in his new vag?

* I know Wedge didn’t really manage to do it.

 

[White Devil]

A bit late, but it's worth mentioning that COVID has really fucked up firearm and ammunition prices. $.60/round for 9mm is not normal, it's typically much less than that.

Gold dots are going for $1.00 per round locally...

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Also late, but to add on to the gun sperging. Pre covid, a simple 50 round Winchester white box of 9mm was about 11 bucks tops, or .22 cents a round. Five seven has always consistently been high, even pre coof.

 

[Spunt]

Has it even been verified that the reporter received a threat? IIRC she hasn't referred to it herself.

No. Nothing whatsoever.

 

[HonkyTonk]

Contrary to everyone's beliefs here at k*w*farms, Kevin is one of the most morally upstanding and ethical people on the face of the planet. The guy's list of personal rules is longer than the entire Hammurabi Code.

Don't believe me? Here, let me give you a quick rundown of Lolcow Commandments.

Spoiler: Rule #1: Thou shall break the chains of those who wear them

Spoiler: Rule #2: Thou shall not weigh your suffering against your brother's

Spoiler: Rule #3: Thou shall keep the argument alive by any means

But alas, not even Kevin can sometimes resist the temptation. This gives us mortals hope of absolution because he, too, has transgressed.

Spoiler: Rule #4: Thou shall not risk your clout by defending a pedophile

Unlike us, though, Kevin is quick to realize his folly. He understands the significance of breaking even one of his iron-clad rules:

Spoiler: Rule #5: Thou shall not engage in petty squabbles on a blue bird website

But as the times change, so must the long list of Kevin's rules. Days and nights he agonizes over which rule to include and which to amend. It is a thankless job, which he performs without complaining.

Spoiler: Rule #6: Thou shall observe the people whose lives you've ruined

As Kevin Gibeth giveth, he also taketh away. So great is Kevin's love for us that he struck one of his rules from the list.

Spoiler: Rule #7: Thou shall not mention soiled undergarments

Unfortunately for us, some of the rules will be forever lost in time. Like tears from amhole.

Spoiler: Rule #8: ???

 

[FunkyFupa]

Contrary to everyone's beliefs here at k*w*farms, Kevin is one of the most morally upstanding and ethical people on the face of the planet. The guy's list of personal rules is longer than the entire Hammurabi Code.

Don't believe me? Here, let me give you a quick rundown of Lolcow Commandments.

Spoiler: Rule #1: Thou shall break the chains of those who wear them

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Spoiler: Rule #2: Thou shall not weigh your suffering against your brother's

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Spoiler: Rule #3: Thou shall keep the argument alive by any means

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But alas, not even Kevin can sometimes resist the temptation. This gives us mortals hope of absolution because he, too, has transgressed.

Spoiler: Rule #4: Thou shall not risk your clout by defending a pedophile

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Unlike us, though, Kevin is quick to realize his folly. He understands the significance of breaking even one of his iron-clad rules:

Spoiler: Rule #5: Thou shall not engage in petty squabbles on a blue bird website

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But as the times change, so must the long list of Kevin's rules. Days and nights he agonizes over which rule to include and which to amend. It is a thankless job, which he performs without complaining.

Spoiler: Rule #6: Thou shall observe the people whose lives you've ruined

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As Kevin Gibeth giveth, he also taketh away. So great is Kevin's love for us that he struck one of his rules from the list.

Spoiler: Rule #7: Thou shall not mention soiled undergarments

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Unfortunately for us, some of the rules will be forever lost in time. Like tears from amhole.

Spoiler: Rule #8: ???

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I have a question about Rule #6? Do we have any idea of how many eggs he's cracked and lives ruined?

 

[A Dumb Demon]

I have a question about Rule #6? Do we have any idea of how many eggs he's cracked and lives ruined?

More than zero, which is incredibly depressing if you think too much about it. Someone out there legitimately went tranny because they saw what Kevkev was doing and said "That is GOALS uwu".

 

[Iron Hamster]

A bit late, but it's worth mentioning that COVID has really fucked up firearm and ammunition prices. $.60/round for 9mm is not normal, it's typically much less than that.

Burn Loot Murder hasn't helped.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Has it even been verified that the reporter received a threat? IIRC she hasn't referred to it herself.

Earlier Kev had to take information off his Twitter because it sounded like the reporter doesn't want info out about it. For this reason I tossed them a bone on counting that one as verified.

 

[Entry Team To TOC]

More than zero, which is incredibly depressing if you think too much about it. Someone out there legitimately went tranny because they saw what Kevkev was doing and said "That is GOALS uwu".

I mean, technically that's sad, but if you're capable of reading Kevvie's endless sewage of twitter output and thinking it's something good and worthy of admiration in any way, shape or form, you're already fucking doomed anyway one way or another.

 

[HonkyTonk]

I have a question about Rule #6? Do we have any idea of how many eggs he's cracked and lives ruined?

If you've been following this thread, you'd remember that Kevin cracked the egg of this dude:

Spoiler: Real Life Comics

As Greg Dean is someone with quite an audience, this spiraled into countless other crackings. Just by doing a cursory twitter search, I found this:

Spoiler: These poor, unfortunate souls