Graeme Kelly / Irishbrony1988 / @IrishbronyKelly - Brony, clopper, depressed gaming youtuber, not a pedophile, lol look at his nose

[Newman's Lovechild]

But best of all, out of nowhere, Graeme dumped this huge "this is why I talk to kids on twitter" post which blames every possible thing around him except his own actions:
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Before you say maybe you should join the Gym or join a club I have tried that I even joined a drama class and I even did soccer but in the end I still had no friends to play with

As usual I feel a twinge of pity for the guy, but if his twitter is any indication he sat about waiting for someone else to start a conversation and then blanked them if they did. Also, introducing himself in between with "I'm a brony and I like diapers, so I do!"

 

[Loona]

Graeme went live on Twitch yesterday. I'm only posting the audio because the .mp4 file is too large to be uploaded here and there's nothing to see other than his face. If you want to, you can watch it here: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/952720181

I would say it's still worth a watch though, because Graeme looks closely at his device whenever reading the chat which gives hilarious views like this:


A run-down on everything Graeme talks about

• St. Patrick's Day (which is why he's been inactive on Twitter)
• PS5 updates (Apparently Graeme's "friend" told him that Sony will be sending it back soon, but there's no exact date. He later guesses that he'll be getting it back sometime this week.)
• Graeme wants to buy the PS5 version of FIFA 21.
  • He rambles on for a little while about the game has an option where you can play matches in stadiums with no crowds.
  • He wants to see if the career mode is different from the PS4.
• He talks about his YouTube channel and how when he gets his PS5 back, he'll have a "big return" and will also stream on YouTube as well as Twitch.
• Someone in the chat asks Graeme if he'll do other types of videos like reviews or vlogs, to which Graeme replies that he'll only do gaming videos on his channel and occasionally do vlogs on Twitch along with the gaming streams. He loses his train of thought when more people enter the chat.
• In case it hasn't been posted here already, the YouTube channel is called "Gaming with me Graeme Kelly"
• Graeme gets suggested to do some videos of his Top 10 favorite movies and video games. Graeme shuts down the idea again, saying he'll do that on his Twitch channel. Also of note, he slowly reads this comment to himself out loud.
• Graeme's videos will be unedited.
• He shows off his neck pillow for some reason. People normally use them when they're sitting in a car or an airplane, but Graeme uses it when he sleeps at home.
• He goes back to talking about his YouTube channel.
• He mentions KF and how we're going to watch and download his videos, but we don't matter to him as long as he doesn't hear about it.
• Groomie randomly butts into the chat and says "PLay the game please" which confuses Graeme.
  • "I don't know what you're saying, "play the game". I don't have--I'm not playing any game. This is an R.I.P.: in real life livestream."
• Graeme does a hilarious Undertaker impression. I have no idea if it's accurate but it makes Graeme look as stupid as you'd expect.
• Graeme says he's going to drink with his family for St. Patrick's Day.

Comments:

 

[Solid Snek]

How long will it take Graeme to realize his PS5 was stolen? Poor guy, it's like Plinkett and his Night Court Tapes.

• Graeme does a hilarious Undertaker impression. I have no idea if it's accurate but it makes Graeme look as stupid as you'd expect.

It's pretty accurate. He's got the creepy eyes down cold. Maybe Graeme's true calling is being a pro wrestler?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

@Loona is a hero for watching this ugly mess. But this made me glol:

“I'm not playing any game. This is an R.I.P.: in real life livestream."

 

[Loona]

Instance #9814623 of Graeme "I'm Not A Pedo So I'm Not" Kelly being a hyprocrite and posting gross stuff on Twitter.


I feel like he's posted this exact thing before. Also look at the tags.


A story in two parts:


More PS5 optimism


Graeme is a really repetitive cow, but I think that's part of what makes him so funny. If the saying about doing the same thing but expecting different results was a person, that person would be Graeme.

The first one was posted seven hours ago, the second one was posted as I was writing this post.

 

[KawaiiFarms]

Graeme's been obsessing over some gay aussie FIFA streamer, spamming him not only on twitter but in his video comments to boot:

He also made a short voice clip of him making an announcement for the WWE Fastlane event:

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

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"I don't know if anyone told you this, but if you turn on easy mode in the game, the game will be easier."

 

[Loona]

Graeme made a brand new list of rules for his Twitter account. Some of these aren't even rules.


Overall, it's pretty similar to his previous one.

• Rules that are on both versions:
  • No cyberbullying (Rule 1 on both iterations)
  • No fake accounts (Rule 2 on his old list, Rule 3 on his new one)
  • No making fun of Graeme (Rule 3 on his old list, Rule 2 on his new one)
  • "If you have a ps4 or Xbox one come and message me for my psn and gamertag" (Rule 6 on his old list, Rule 5 on his new one. It's a little bit different on his new list. This time he added the PS5, and he says "lets play together" which is more vague than "ask for my usernames".)
• Rules that were only on his old list (I guess we're allowed to do these now.)
  • Come and message me anytime" (Rule 5)
  • No calling him a pervert or a pedo (Rule 4)
• Rules that were not on his old list and added to his new one:
  • "Let's be friends on here" (Rule 4)
  • "Come and follow my twitch channel if you want to" (Rule 6)

 

[KawaiiFarms]

Graeme has been going on about "taking a 5 month break before Christmas" in regards to his twitter account.

He also put up a voice clip asking if people wanted to hear the story about his break:

This is classic Graeme bullshit. The older pages are proof enough of that; he absolutely did not "take a 5 month break before Christmas". He changed his twitter handle a few times, sure, but he's never taken a significant break from twitter, especially not one that lasted multiple months. inb4 the story consists of "I was cyberbullied by this website for no raisin, so I was, so I had to hide, so I did, so I did, etc."

This is another form of Graeme bullshit:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Every day I wonder if Graeme has twigged that he’s never getting his PS5 back. He’s going to have a complete psychotic break once he does.

 

[Solid Snek]

Every day I wonder if Graeme has twigged that he’s never getting his PS5 back. He’s going to have a complete psychotic break once he does.

It's the main reason I keep checking back in on this thread, so I do.

 

[With the actors on it?]

Hey possibly unrelated to this thread but is that guy that does Graeme art still around?
I'm trying to find this one gif someone drew of a blond haired guy with a kazoo (I think) bending his knees up and down and I swear it was him who drew it.

Thanks

 

[KawaiiFarms]

Hey possibly unrelated to this thread but is that guy that does Graeme art still around?
I'm trying to find this one gif someone drew of a blond haired guy with a kazoo (I think) bending his knees up and down and I swear it was him who drew it.

Thanks

That's probably GrainKiller? Hasn't been around since November last year apparently.

Graeme put up his story, all 6 minutes of it:

As expected, it boils down to "I was bullied by this website and had to hide" -- he mentions he was bullied by "someone on Twitter who he can't remember the name of" (I'm not sure exactly who he's referring to), and claims that they "found out the truth about him" from "that website". So like the other times he's pulled this story out, he's fudging the truth but revealing an important part of it with the "found out about him" line. It just further cements that he is at least somewhat aware that his noncey desires are in some way wrong, even if it's only because it drives potential "friends" away from him.

And yeah, he definitely did not take any five month break. He changed his handle in late August as the old one was taken over in early September. He changed that name at least once or twice as well. It's all right here. I'm not sure what he even gains by making such a claim; it seems like it's all just a feeble call for attention, with truth stretched just far enough to try and make it seem like a new story.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Every day I wonder if Graeme has twigged that he’s never getting his PS5 back. He’s going to have a complete psychotic break once he does.

I can't wait to find out some authorities have it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I can't wait to find out some authorities have it.

This would indeed be epic. Imagine Graeme’s defense in court: “My mental age is only 8, therefore I can’t be a pedophile.”

 

[Loona]

Nice job doxing your email address. I thought you were scared of "Kawaii Farms"?
ETA: Anyone with half a brain can see this is fake. Not only is the email from a random email service as others have pointed out, but it's got a few typos too. Look at "You're replacement console is ready to be shipped!"


I don't know about the rest, but Graeme definitely fits with Discord because he wants to touch kids.

 

[Just A Butt]

Nice job doxing your email address. I thought you were scared of "Kawaii Farms"?
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I don't know about the rest, but Graeme definitely fits with Discord because he wants to touch kids.
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that is very obviously a fake address, and if i had to wager, little groomie is up to some serious gayops.

what a faggot.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Nice job doxing your email address. I thought you were scared of "Kawaii Farms"?

Yes, Sony definitely uses tutanota.com for their emails.

 

[Solid Snek]

that is very obviously a fake address, and if i had to wager, little groomie is up to some serious gayops.

what a faggot.

Yeah, I don't know which one of you is groomie, but please stop. Graeme is slow in the mind. You already stole his PS5, please don't steal all his passwords, or make him fuck a snowbank, or shove pony medallions up his ass, or whatever else you've got planned. Graeme's life is hilariously dysfunctional enough without you tormenting the poor fucker, so it is.

-edit- god dammit

 

[Iron Hamster]

He actually sent the info they wanted.