I know this has been sited before, at some point in the distant past, but is worth mentioning. Kiana Dockerty does some well researched videos on what fast food does to your brain as well as one on our favorite glutton.
No way. Chantal doesn't give two shits about her health. She's dumb enough that if it isn't literally putting her in the hospital, that means it's not serious and therefore manageable (see: her diabetes).
The only reason Chantal has dreams of losing weight is to be a skinny bitch. Full stop. That's it. Her motivation is to become a skinny influencer who can clap back at all the people who made fun of her weight over the years. That's it. Chantal doesn't desire to be healthy - she desires to be thin. And that's probably why she keeps failing because doing it just to be skinny doesn't offer up enough motivation to overcome her gluttony. If she was truly focused on her health, that might actually motivate her to do better. Alas...
I guess I didn’t word that well.
Obviously Chantal doesn’t give a fuck about her health. But she has to be in constant discomfort, if not pain. And climbing the two sets of stairs in her luxury villa (her sole source of exercise - motivated only by a compulsion to feed her fat fucking face and her desire to sleep until early evening) is a main impetus.
I didn’t mean to imply that Chantal wants to get healthy.
We all know that is not the case.
That would be amazing. Especially the first ten minutes when she tries to figure out which direction her helmet goes and trying to get it over her fat eggplant and chokes herself with the chin strap.
Earlier there was mention of Canadians who go to Mexico for WLS and pay out of pocket. While this is true, I don't think this is something Chantal would be eligible for. She is such a risk with all her health issues and there wouldn't be much aftercare from the clinic that provided her with the surgery since she is an international patient. Plus, do we really see chinny spending any money on anything other than nonsense?
This happens to be my wheelhouse of expertise. While she could get weight loss surgery in Mexico, it would be her death because only the butcher shops would accept her. The reputable bariatric surgeons there wouldn’t approve her if she was honest on the medical evaluation, and if she lied, they’d turn her away in person when pre-surgery testing revealed it.
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- Extreme BMI combined with most of the fat in the midsection due to how impossible all the visceral fat would make laparoscopic surgery. Plus if she did end up with a complication that required her to be transported to a regional ICU, she legit may not fit in their ambulances.
- Current/recent history of smoking (includes vaping)
- Uncontrolled diabetes with poor wound healing (they’d check her A1C and promptly say hell no)
- Drug use (even medicinal weed and prescription painkillers are disqualifying)
- Serious lung problems combined with sleep apnea and tons of midsection and neck fat, the anesthesiologist would veto even if the doc wanted to proceed)
- The extreme risk of blood clotting. Patients are given a prescription for injectable blood thinners that they start taking before they leave, but flying is still a clot risk and Chantal is already high risk in her regular state.
- If she so much as mentioned a tendency to binge, they’d yeet her out the door because they know she’d probably end up being one of those people who eats a burger right after surgery and blows their stomach wide open. No one wants to deal with the resulting putrid mess.
There’s more, but you get the idea
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TL;DR: Chantal‘s time to get WLS was 200lbs and a dozen health problems ago. She’s actually eaten herself to the point where she would need serious work put in before even a high-risk bariatric surgeon would take the chance.
This happens to be my wheelhouse of expertise. While she could get weight loss surgery in Mexico, it would be her death because only the butcher shops would accept her. The reputable bariatric surgeons there wouldn’t approve her if she was honest on the medical evaluation, and if she lied, they’d turn her away in person when pre-surgery testing revealed it.
:
- Extreme BMI combined with most of the fat in the midsection due to how impossible all the visceral fat would make laparoscopic surgery. Plus if she did end up with a complication that required her to be transported to a regional ICU, she legit may not fit in their ambulances.
- Current/recent history of smoking (includes vaping)
- Uncontrolled diabetes with poor wound healing (they’d check her A1C and promptly say hell no)
- Drug use (even medicinal weed and prescription painkillers are disqualifying)
- Serious lung problems combined with sleep apnea and tons of midsection and neck fat, the anesthesiologist would veto even if the doc wanted to proceed)
- The extreme risk of blood clotting. Patients are given a prescription for injectable blood thinners that they start taking before they leave, but flying is still a clot risk and Chantal is already high risk in her regular state.
- If she so much as mentioned a tendency to binge, they’d yeet her out the door because they know she’d probably end up being one of those people who eats a burger right after surgery and blows their stomach wide open. No one wants to deal with the resulting putrid mess.
There’s more, but you get the idea
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TL;DR: Chantal‘s time to get WLS was 200lbs and a dozen health problems ago. She’s actually eaten herself to the point where she would need serious work put in before even a high-risk bariatric surgeon would take the chance.
TBH I think it might be optimistic to think she still climbs the stairs and isn't sleeping on the couch. Or at least any pictures taken upstairs aren't performative to prove she's still going up and down regularly. How many times did she wear that green shirt in lives before changing?
Well, it is Wednesday with no sign of this more hyped than the Game of Thrones time warp, and this comment still hasn't been purged after 3 hours. Hmm!
Well, it is Wednesday with no sign of this more hyped than the Game of Thrones time warp, and this comment still hasn't been purged after 3 hours. Hmm!
That pie crust, oy vie. Wonder what she rolled it out with? It wasn't thin enough at any rate.
Not supposed to look like a shortbread cookie, Chins.
The beginning and end of the video were very....Lynchian, and not in a good way. And she just kept repeating things she read right from the book over and over.
