Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[Speakeasy Electric]

Sad to watch as an old friend but it does make for good entertainment I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I like you already.

Is Lori Kevin’s first girlfriend? Any idea what Kevin’s parents are like? He seems like he has mommy issues but that’s just an armchair. Did he get along with his parents?

 

[scoops]

I like you already.

Is Lori Kevin’s first girlfriend? Any idea what Kevin’s parents are like? He seems like he has mommy issues but that’s just an armchair. Did he get along with his parents?

I don’t think she’s his first girlfriend but she’s definitely the first girl he became super vocal about on social media. He fell hard for Lori and she took advantage of it.

I briefly met Kevin’s parents and they were nice people. He grew up in Utah so I’m pretty sure they’re Mormon and he was raised Mormon...which kind of comes with its own breed of quirkiness. It would explain why Kevin often comes off as an idiot tbh, Mormons are taught to be pretty naive and aloof about things. Idk the intimate details of Kevin and his parents’ relationship but I can assume they don’t approve of Lori. Especially if she’s doing lewd stuff online.
I think Lori lived with Kevin for a short time while he lived with his parents too and that sparked some drama on Facebook.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

She what now?

It's a vision of Lori's future. Tess has slowly slid down the totem pole due to her own shitty personality and not taking care of her body, just like how Lori has alienated all of her sponsors and is living on time borrowed from anorexia. Tess is real popular in the BBW feeder community, and suspicious kiwis eventually connected the dots that she's financing her lifestyle by seeing feeder johns. She's making long drives to themed hotels, buying cake while she's there. She doesn't acknowledge it in public, but she posts a lot of feeder bait with her eating tons of cake and candy. Her podcast has been a complete failure.

Lori is in a very, very similar position to where Tess is/was. She does have an OF, sure, but that's way past its "best used by" date. All her costumes and props are cheap looking Chinese shit. It's obvious she doesn't have a lot of money to spend on her e-girl bullshit, especially now that she's not getting free merch from sponsorship deals. I suspect she will whip Kevin into just working more jobs and longer hours to finance her lifestyle. She's going to be up shit creek when (not if, when) he has a nervous breakdown or does actually leave her. She's so shitty that she might have quite a hard time replacing him with another reliable paypig at her age, much like Tess was unable to imprison a man to pay her bills when her gay husband skipped the country.

There's a lot of parallels between the two of them, and I hope Lori is pigmad at being in the same bag as a 400+lb narc.

I personally think he’s just terrified of admitting to himself and his friends/family that he’s made a giant mistake and also terrified of being alone/starting over. Lori fits his girlfriend preferences perfectly (appearance wise) so I think he’s convinced he can’t do better.

 

[FraggleSquak]

I don’t think she’s his first girlfriend but she’s definitely the first girl he became super vocal about on social media. He fell hard for Lori and she took advantage of it.

I briefly met Kevin’s parents and they were nice people. He grew up in Utah so I’m pretty sure they’re Mormon and he was raised Mormon...which kind of comes with its own breed of quirkiness. It would explain why Kevin often comes off as an idiot tbh, Mormons are taught to be pretty naive and aloof about things. Idk the intimate details of Kevin and his parents’ relationship but I can assume they don’t approve of Lori. Especially if she’s doing lewd stuff online.
I think Lori lived with Kevin for a short time while he lived with his parents too and that sparked some drama on Facebook.

IIRC she stayed in a separate room upstairs. She posted a lot of pictures in cosplay (Zero Two's plug suit, etc) so I got the impression that she just sorta loaded around upstairs alone in the guest bedroom/attic-looking-place. Obviously I don't know what sort of interaction she had with Kevin's parents but it's all a little weird.

Kevin's parents are no longer friends with him on Facebook. I think only one of his brother's is still FB friends with him and it seems like the only public interaction is ass kissing. Did Lori also force him to distance his family too if they expressed concern for Kevin or disdain for Lori's behavior?

 

[urine_county]

Kevin is losing his mind and asking for Momokun and Vamplette's parents to be doxed. This is actually insane.

 

[Lurker]

Kevin is losing his mind and asking for Momokun and Vamplette's parents to be doxed. This is actually insane.

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i wouldn't be surprised if this was being dictated by a screaming Lori in the background. because, i'm sorry, but i don't believe that a man would have written this of his own accord. it's so fucking juvenile and reeks of whiny teenage bitch, which is pretty much the mental age Lori is stuck at.

how pathetic that a grown-ass woman needs her boyfriend who's 10+ years her junior to do her internet slapfights for her. come on, Lori, if you're such a hard bitch like you act, why don't you confront Momokun and Vamplettes yourself? is it possibly because as shitty as they are, somehow you're fucking worse?

all i have to say to poor kevin is that if he thinks that this wrinkled, perpetually sourfaced bitch is pretty, well, unfortunately, Kev, beauty fades, and once it does, all you'll be left with is this shitty black hole of a person who will keep on sucking away whatever is left of you. and when she's done with you, you'll never get back what she took from you, and i promise you that will affect any future relationships that you may have, since it's pretty much a given that Lori will leave you when she finds someone better. you're better than this, Kevin.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Kevin is losing his mind and asking for Momokun and Vamplette's parents to be doxed. This is actually insane.

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Holy shit. Thanks for finding this, @urine_county. Here's a transcript for archival purposes:

"Does anyone know momokun or vamplettes parents? They called my parents and forced me into a crackhead rehab I didn't belong in. Now its my turn to tattle to their parents that they're ruining my life." - Kevin

"Mariah Mallad and Vamplette literally ruined my life and torments me everyday. Momokun and vamplette have engraved themselves so deep into the drama that the damage is irreparable. I'm extremely short tempered these days and it's all because they won't fucking leave us alone. It is the entire cause of Lori Lewd being witch hunted. I'm tormented everyday in and out and have to deal with my own panic attacks and loris while trying to calm her down because these fucking idiots are defaming her. We both have extreme ptsd and have become fucked in the head. We can't even interact with regular people anymore because literally everyone pisses us off. A lot of you claim to be advocates for mental health and abuse but haven't said a word. The world is full of shallow garbage."
- Kevin

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EDIT: Sounds like it's time to take a trip to the ER, Kevin. Here are some hospitals with psych services near you.

- LDS Hospital
Eighth Avenue and "C" Street, Salt Lake City, UT 84143
801-408-1100
http://intermountainhealthcare.org

- University of Utah Neuropsychiatry Institute
501 Chipeta Way, Salt Lake City, UT 84108
801-583-2500
http://www.uuhsc.utah.edu/uni

 

[Tugboat]

Holy shit. Looks like the train to crazytown is flying off the rails. Thanks for finding this, @urine_county. Here's a transcript for archival purposes:

"Does anyone know momokun or vamplettes parents? They called my parents and forced me into a crackhead rehab I didn't belong in. Now its my turn to tattle to their parents that they're ruining my life." - Kevin

"Mariah Mallad and Vamplette literally ruined my life and torments me everyday. Momokun and vamplette have engraved themselves so deep into the drama that the damage is irreparable. I'm extremely short tempered these days and it's all because they won't fucking leave us alone. It is the entire cause of Lori Lewd being witch hunted. I'm tormented everyday in and out and have to deal with my own panic attacks and loris while trying to calm her down because these fucking idiots are defaming her. We both have extreme ptsd and have become fucked in the head. We can't even interact with regular people anymore because literally everyone pisses us off. A lot of you claim to be advocates for mental health and abuse but haven't said a word. The world is full of shallow garbage." - Kevin

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On a serious note, it might be time to take a trip to the ER and ask to speak with psychiatric professionals, Kevin. Please consider getting help immediately. You don't sound well and it could be really helpful to speak with a doctor.

The delusion is so strong here. I don’t even know what to say. He’s really going there. Lori was already causing drama online when Momokun was... what? Like 7?

Taken from LC:
“These are all adults right? What is telling Momo’s parents going to do? Seriously. Imagine he does contact her parents and they get led to Lori’s trail of shit.

Kevin, Momo came to “save” you and contacted your parents because YOU posted publicly about being abused and Lori stealing your car. All of this is the result of you posting public fights. The only thing Vamplette did was comment on Lori’s dollskill post. But she wasn’t the only one. What about all the other randos? Gonna contact their parents too?”

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Imagine trying to invoke the name of Momo to gain clout and attention.

 

[scoops]

Kevin's parents are no longer friends with him on Facebook. I think only one of his brother's is still FB friends with him and it seems like the only public interaction is ass kissing. Did Lori also force him to distance his family too if they expressed concern for Kevin or disdain for Lori's behavior?

I think his family probably realized she was insane and when they realized they couldn't help Kevin out of the situation they gave up and distanced themselves. Mormon families are pretty quick to disown and pretend problematic/embarrassment children don't exist. I can't imagine any Mormon family being okay with their son dating a psychopath that sells lewds online.

i wouldn't be surprised if this was being dictated by a screaming Lori in the background. because, i'm sorry, but i don't believe that a man would have written this of his own accord. it's so fucking juvenile and reeks of whiny teenage bitch, which is pretty much the mental age Lori is stuck at.

how pathetic that a grown-ass woman needs her boyfriend who's 10+ years her junior to do her internet slapfights for her. come on, Lori, if you're such a hard bitch like you act, why don't you confront Momokun and Vamplettes yourself? is it possibly because as shitty as they are, somehow you're fucking worse?

all i have to say to poor kevin is that if he thinks that this wrinkled, perpetually sourfaced bitch is pretty, well, unfortunately, Kev, beauty fades, and once it does, all you'll be left with is this shitty black hole of a person who will keep on sucking away whatever is left of you. and when she's done with you, you'll never get back what she took from you, and i promise you that will affect any future relationships that you may have, since it's pretty much a given that Lori will leave you when she finds someone better. you're better than this, Kevin.

Kevin has always been spergy like this. Lori definitely exasperated it, but he's always been very dramatic and entitled and never really fully matured out of his teenage years. When he has these episodes on social media I just assume Lori is unhinged and throwing a tantrum and this is his only way to diffuse the situation and pretend he has any control. Can you imagine being around her 24/7 and having to put up with a 35 year old woman who acts like a bratty toddler? Jesus.


Watching Kevin's sharp decline over the last few months has been so sad. I used to think he still had a chance to wake up and get away from her, but it seems like he's completely drunk on Lori's koolaid now. They're the victims who never did anything wrong and everyone is out to get them for no reason. Lori really lucked out with Kevin being a super naive, desperate, young guy. Perfect for brainwashing and manipulating. Kevin has no idea what a healthy, functioning relationship looks like and is fully convinced whatever he has with Lori is normal.

Didn't he recently make a sketchy Instagram profile that alluded to his suicide? Skyeslastwords or whatever? Like, dude, what kind of hoops are you jumping through to convince yourself you're happy? Fuck.
And ofc his excuse was that it was from an argument with Lori where he needed to "get the last word" in or something? As if that's fucking normal. What. They argue over Instagram even though they live together? I'm rambling but I miss pre-Lori Kevin.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

"Wut?!" indeed.

 

[Natsuki]

Wait isn't that illegal? You know to ask for private information of someone who said information you want isn't public to harm them? Also what makes them think their parents don't know what they're doing?

 

[Confederate Fag]

This latest freak out is just Lori the textbook narc blaming Kevin for the consequences of her shitty behaviour, and since he’s clearly a sped, he falls for it.

Lori can’t admit that all of this is her own doing and that she is unlikeable by most. Kevin making those fateful Facebook posts about the psychotic shit Lori was putting him through, getting his friends (momo and vamp)/family to help him, and then staying with her anyway created the perfect circumstance for an abusive bitch like Lori. It has allowed her to manipulate Kevin into believing that all of their hardships and Lori’s “suffering” are his fault for betraying her and having “hateful” friends, and therefore it is forever his duty to make up for it by trading his own well being for Lori’s and fighting her battles for her. Kevin is an emotionally and intellectually stunted narc as well, plus he is afraid of his own “fiancé”, so his response or solution is to deny the reality that people would dislike them on their own accord, and pass the buck onto those “hateful” friends in an attempt to lessen Lori’s wrath against him.

However, since he is such an impressionable follower that is incapable of independent thought himself, there is a chance he assumes everyone is like him in that way, and genuinely believes that anyone that calls them out is only doing so because momo or vamp persuaded them to.

TLDR: Kevin outing his abusive relationship on social media and then staying anyway worked out extremely well for Lori because it allows her to use Kevin as the eternal scapegoat for everything bad that ever happens to her online. As protection from this crazy bitch, he’s using momo and vamp as his own scapegoats. They will never have a happy or healthy relationship because of this.

 

[Cool Dog]

Cerda is one shitty last name for a hispanic person

It literally means "female pig"

Anyway, dont care much about this concave-chested no-ass-having postwall chile*n (BARF!) cunt but I'm surprised in all these years she didnt get a pair of bolt-on tits to conceal that fucking hole in her chest

Also I dont know much about makeup since I'm not a girl (real, nor imaginary like troons) but that "blush" shit she does looks like she had a nasty rash over her nose in the shape of a bandaid, disgusting

Snow is the default one a lot of people use, but based on the way her older photos look, it might also be BeautyCam or BeautyPlus. Have an educational explanation with diagrams!

Spoiler: “Kitty Over-explains Photoediting”

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We’ve got your huge eyebags from coffee and 4 hours sleep that night, mouth lines, and mask acne. A good test subject. Let’s take a look at what I can achieve with these three apps here.
These apps are essentially photo editing for noobs and lazy people. You don’t have to mess around with a cloning tool, rgb and temp sliders, etc. just drag the slider (there’s even an auto function for ADVANCED LAZY)
Here’s the “Auto” slider from BeautyPlus at 0 and 100 respectively. Crazy, right? 30-ish going on 18 y/o alien.
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these are just some of the possible tools in BeautyPlus

In BeautyCam I was able to more accurately recreate her editing style with the filters and eye enlargement (though all of these apps offer eye growth)
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I’ve never used Snow before, but essentially it’s the same damn thing with different packaging.

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<<20 minutes of fiddling later>> So it turns out Snow does boast a lot more fine tuning of options, which makes sense why most users gravitate towards this app. However, with her mega blurry blown out skin in her older edits my guess is that it’s something along the Meitu Corp app genre. It’s also much easier to edit in BeautyPlus/Cam as you have one option and a slider bar. Snow actually enabled me to go in and adjust a LOT of minute details individually, even on just the eyes alone. UNLESS of course she’s switched recently.

Edit: Photos were messed up as usual, and changed some words to more accurately convey message.

<<Just watched the video above. That’s a nice 10 min package! Highly recommended 10/10 would watch again>>

Is that you?

And yeah those apps are calibrated for the azn markets where every girl wants to look like a deformed porcelain doll

I watched Franxx when the hype was at its peak. I didn't see the appeal and had to force myself to finish it. But yeah, Zero Two was, and still is, an overrated cunt of a character. No wonder Lori adores her. Mediocre show, terrible character, cancerous skinwalker.

Pic is of what Lori means when she tells Kevin to "get in position".
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Glad I'm not the only one who thinks that show is unwatchable crap

 

[melty]

IIRC she stayed in a separate room upstairs. She posted a lot of pictures in cosplay (Zero Two's plug suit, etc) so I got the impression that she just sorta loaded around upstairs alone in the guest bedroom/attic-looking-place. Obviously I don't know what sort of interaction she had with Kevin's parents but it's all a little weird.

This is such a great tidbit and it's too bad we will likely never hear their perspective. Imagine your son bringing home his mid 30s girlfriend and she just holes up in the attic all day dressing up as a 14 year old and making uwu faces at her phone.

One of my favorite old anecdotes about Lori is when she was staying at one of the Mamoru's parents house and they bought her some expensive gift and the Mamoru had to remind her to say thank you to the parents.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Holy shit, I don't know what would be worse, Lori forcing Kevin to write that or Kevin having a psychotic paranoid break and posting that of his own free will. Also, what does he hope to achieve? Momo and Vamplette don't live with their parents and all Kevin is doing is poking a rich pig who can hire a lawyer to tell Kevin to fuck off or be sued for defamation. Have either of them done anything to them that we know of recently?

 

[urine_county]

Have either of them done anything to them that we know of recently?

This is all from memory so feel free to correct anything wrong but a couple months back, an anon at lolcow contacted Momo because they had found Kevin's "SkyesLastWords" Instagram account and were concerned it was a suicide thing. They knew that him and Mariah used to be friends. Mariah responded to them and basically said there was nothing she could do, her and several others already tried to help him and then provided multiple screenshots of conversations between her and Kevin. It was a sizable dump of screenshots iirc. I want to say this was 1-2 Lori threads ago, probably 2. I might try to find the actual post later. Edit: Here are those screenshots

As far as Vamp goes, according to other anons on lolcow, all she's ever done was publicly call out Lori's history of abuse on a single DollsKill Instagram post.

 

[Cool Dog]

lol at the idea that "Spanish people" can't be racist. Has this guy ever heard of Conquistadors or the Inquisition?

You dont even have to go that far back, just look at franco

And the spanish ultras are what the altright wished they could be, I saw one of those guys beat an entire subway train full of lefties by himself

Lmao what, of course 'Spanish' people are from Spain. You don't call them 'European white Spanish' because that's redundant. Rate me autistic but here you go:
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Lori looks white as fuck anyway and shows no ties to any culture besides being a con bitch. If her parents are as shit as they sound she wouldn't want anything to do with her heritage. She goes balls deep into being the Moon Princess, not celebrating quinceañera or whatever.

edit: not saying she's fake Mexican but for all intents and purposes she's white and shoops herself even whiter, her being 'Latina' barely comes up even as a costume or playing the PoC card

That pic is one pathetic pocho larp, imagine thinking the spaniards are anglos

And funny how it doesnt even have one word of spanish or nahuatl, maybe because pochos dont know either of those languages

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Wait isn't that illegal? You know to ask for private information of someone who said information you want isn't public to harm them? Also what makes them think their parents don't know what they're doing?

I don't know if it's illegal, but it's concerning that Kevin, a person with a history of being physically violent and admittedly psychotic, is seeking contact information for the families of his "enemies."

Anon #1: "Police have (allegedly) already been called during times they'd fight but nothing came of it. I think he's too far gone, honestly. he's willingly given up his friends for her, his parents moved away, and the friends who still remain know it's only a matter of time and don't want anything to do with him. I think there is a strong possibility that one or both of them could end up severely injured (Lori has claimed Kevin broke her jaw and Kevin had the stab wound thing) but what is there to do? Kevin will not listen to people he used to look up to and constantly makes excuses because he 'loves' Lori so much. It's a lost cause."

Anon #2: "When did Lori claim he broke her jaw? Proof pls."

Anon #1: "It was in a comment on the photo of the smashed computer. Not sure if anyone capped it but I saw it when it was up!"



Lori: "Well. My computers destroyed"

Kevin: "Shes literally batshit insane. Help me"

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@melty, here are a few pics from when Lori invaded Kevin's parents' attic like a goddamned hobo. She was 33 years old and leeching off of his family for free after cheating on Kevin and colluding with Rikki to kick him out of their apartment. Lori is so unspeakably pathetic and vile.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

This is all from memory so feel free to correct anything wrong but a couple months back, an anon at lolcow contacted Momo because they had found Kevin's "SkyesLastWords" Instagram account and were concerned it was a suicide thing. They knew that him and Mariah used to be friends. Mariah responded to them and basically said there was nothing she could do, her and several others already tried to help him and then provided multiple screenshots of conversations between her and Kevin. It was a sizable dump of screenshots iirc. I want to say this was 1-2 Lori threads ago, probably 2. I might try to find the actual post later. Edit: Here are those screenshots

As far as Vamp goes, according to other anons on lolcow, all she's ever done was publicly call out Lori's history of abuse on a single DollsKill Instagram post.

I recall those instances which I feel are incredibly minor. The way Kevin is carrying on seems like they're actively going after them when in reality him and Lori are specks in their lives that they only remember when they see their names crop up.