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Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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At least he WAS relevant at one point. Russ is still trying to get to that point. Of course, Russ wouldn't know anything about publicity stunts.
StraightShooter2
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#stopmakingstupidpeoplefamous
Don't worry, they haven't made you famous yet, Russ.
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Is that a troon? Mighty strong jawline and shoulders there.
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I haven't figured out why people who claim to "know" they're in the End Times don't realize that that's heresy - the Bible says no one knows the day or the hour.
“But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.”
Obviously though, cults and cult leaders preying on people's irrational fear of Armageddon for profit is a thing.
Given the degeneracy of ancient Rome and its persecution of Christians, it doesn't surprise me that people as far back as the days of Rome thought they were in the "End Times" as well.
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Also, "pansexual" is a nonsense term - even the bill that Biden passed about ending discrimination based on "sexual identity" only legally acknowledged "homosexual, bisexual, and heterosexual". (I'm sure that NAMBLA and pro-pedophiles would have loved to get "pedosexual" added to that list as well, but thankfully they were shunned).
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She's apparently just a boring bisexual woman who decided to come out as "pansexual" to be extra super special and be the first ever in history to hold office while being a special sexuality too. And get lots of attention and publicity.
Kinda like Russ, really. Demanding attention and special treatment for not really doing anything, regardless of what his actual qualifications may or may not be.
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Forgive me if this is too off-topic or has been posted before, but this reminded me of Greer...
StraightShooter2
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Nah, he sounds more like John Hinckley Jr.
This Guiteau guy was a lot smarter and more original than Russell Greer (he actually succeeded in becoming a lawyer, he tried to start his own cult, etc).
Russell Greer's thoughts don't even go beyond "hot famous chick should suck me my penis".
John Hinkley Jr. was also a wannabe failed songwriter before his obsession with Jodie Foster and President Reagan.
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I just relistened to this for old times sake, and I had a thought.
You know what would simply be too awesome for this world?
A Russell Greer sovereign citizen arc. And not just because he'd be repeatedly tazed. It would cater to his need to pose as a legal expert, give us glorious cop/court encounters, and keep random women safe from his slobber. Who knows, he might even manage to work in the brothel angle again. And bonus points if he somehow managed to make enemies of the
I hope whoever's in charge of running our current simulation considers programming that in.
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Guessing that's some form of legal document then.
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I expect both, tbh.
It's not his Null lolsuit, so what the fuck is this I wonder?
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My guess: A letter, "scrapbook" and song delivered to Yovanna. Or more likely, a Tire City with a similar address because he got it wrong.
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The MONG posted this today, Wednesday, and claims the letter was delivered yesterday, which was Tuesday.
He doesn't even know what fucking day it is.
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I wonder if it's Taylor
IIRC in the last Swizzle lawsuit he tried to file in 2020 he tried to argue that the security guard at Taylor's Nashville condo should be allowed to accept service on her behalf (since they "reside at the address" or smth), and this is signed by S. Security. Russell "no means yes when it's convenient for me" Greer doesn't give up on his dreams of suing an A list celebrity for the chance to have her rub his gnarled hobbit feet under the table at a suburban Cold Stone just because some bias fatty mcpatty judge shoots him down.
Edit: I'm a dumbass, it's probably actually his AGT audition tape
Edit 2: Still a dumbass, it's a letter. I revert to my original theory
IIRC in the last Swizzle lawsuit he tried to file in 2020 he tried to argue that the security guard at Taylor's Nashville condo should be allowed to accept service on her behalf (since they "reside at the address" or smth), and this is signed by S. Security. Russell "no means yes when it's convenient for me" Greer doesn't give up on his dreams of suing an A list celebrity for the chance to have her rub his gnarled hobbit feet under the table at a suburban Cold Stone just because some bias fatty mcpatty judge shoots him down.
Edit 2: Still a dumbass, it's a letter. I revert to my original theory
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It's Taylor again. I guarantee it.
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Who mails tapes these days? His post literally says it's a letter. Those audition videos are sent online through an upload link, and the deadline has already passed. Remember he's been waiting on the imminent acceptance onto the show for almost a week now.
Edit: I'd be willing to bet it's a love letter to Yovanna. She's obviously not answering his super cool DM's, so he's tracked her down and is courting her through snail-mail.
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Oh true, I forgot about the letter part; you're right.
I definitely could see our 30-year-old boomer mailing a burned CD or SD card to an object of affection or someone in "the biz" at some point though
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I wonder if he got something from AGT lol? If he somehow makes that happen how would he have a different performance every week? Would it just be a trip through the Russ crapalog?