Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

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The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 206 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 88 3.7%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 203 8.5%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 680 28.4%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 308 12.8%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 319 13.3%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 108 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 194 8.1%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 143 6.0%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 149 6.2%
  • Total voters
    2,398
I don't want to give any attention to the retard that still can't calm down, but let's just say that jannies are missing on their duty for several pages.

In a better news, I still was able to find something worth mentioning, so here is your daily dose of art. Enjoy!

Nice one!
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Totally made by an adult
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The Marauder said:
It’s 4 days old, but no one else posted it. K Gon uses the gossip feature to get rid of the entire student council. Decide for yourself how broken it is.
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Archived link of that video here (actual video) and here (archive.vn link for comments).

A little off topic, but we really ought to archive more videos. Looking through the old parts of this thread show many video links that are now gone.

Incidentally, if anyone wants access to the Discord but can't access it, the same archive site seems to have some of the chat logs (Someone posted the link on the Lolcow Wiki). Could prove useful if he all of a sudden decides to purge his entire Discord.
 
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Libav Supporter said:
A little off topic, but we really ought to archive more videos. Looking through the old parts of this thread show many video links that are now gone.
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Funnily enough, many of them have "This video has been deleted due to the copyright claim by Alexander Stuart Mahan".

Anyway, shitposting died down a little, but TRUE and HONEST contestants keep it high enough. Enjoy!

I CAN'T RELEASE!
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WHY?
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Yeah, with this new bit of information, I'm gonna say that Alex is just crowdsourcing free design ideas that he'll pass along to Mulberry for plagiarism (with minor tweaks). Your character is more likely to be used with zero fucks or compensation given than you are to win this "contest"

"It is possible to have no winners."

Isn't that the point of a contest?

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Lapis Lazuli said:
Y'know, it's odd that Alex didn't think to make them immune to gossip, or at the very least, create hard-to-find gossip options specific to important figures. Whenever he makes nigh-invincible

For example, if Akane has a high number of male admirers, wouldn't spreading a rumor based on this knowledge be more effective than "she doesn't like this thing"? If I were in the shoes of Alex, I would've made the gossip feature much more strict.
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That would require effort and I doubt someone is interested to code that for him
 
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From what I can tell, they removed troll submissions that were the most viewed, but just left up the rest.
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Actually, inflated Ayano is still up with whooping 200 likes. And like I've said, I will give you all a little insight into how this shit works (or rather doesn't), but later, closer to the end of the contest.

Today's dose of art is full of edge, so be careful and enjoy!

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How did she do that? The sword is longer than her arm, was he just standing and waiting while impaled?
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FuckeyMouse said:
Yeah, with this new bit of information, I'm gonna say that Alex is just crowdsourcing free design ideas that he'll pass along to Mulberry for plagiarism (with minor tweaks). Your character is more likely to be used with zero fucks or compensation given than you are to win this "contest"

"It is possible to have no winners."

Isn't that the point of a contest?

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imagine someone applying for an entry, made a fanart wholeheartedly with no malice simply making art, getting the most vote and positive feedbacks from people and then after the contest ended Alex says :

"no winner this time, too bad so sad"
 
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FuckeyMouse said:
I'm gonna say that Alex is just crowdsourcing free design ideas that he'll pass along to Mulberry for plagiarism (with minor tweaks). Your character is more likely to be used with zero fucks or compensation given than you are to win this "contest"
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I doubt it was his plan. All the original Ow Sees donut steel are as good as you may expect, although on the same level with Alex's character design. I'd rather say that he is trying to get YS back into the spotlight and, well, his wish has been granted, trickster style. I thought he is going to announce Kickscam right after it, but now I'm not so sure, since he is as lazy and useless as he's always been.

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imagine someone applying for an entry, made a fanart wholeheartedly with no malice simply making art, getting the most vote and positive feedbacks from people and then after the contest ended Alex says :

"no winner this time, too bad so sad"
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I think, it was in case entire contest would've been flooded with high quality shitposting, which sadly didn't happen on a required scale.

Anyway, it's time for another daily dose of art. This one is quite big. Enjoy!

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I've almost seen chalice in her hand.
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Because Paint sprayed blood is too much to handle, right.
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Alex, if you're reading this, please, look at this shit and say "I am happy with my fandom". I dare you.
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Today is April 1st and you all know what day it is. That's right - seven years ago one little thread about videogame concept was created on /v/ and the rest is history of failure. Very fitting, considering YanSim itself is a fucking joke. However, the first "real" thread about YS was made three days after that, foreshadowing the level of quality this game is going to have. So, Alex, you have three days left to finally finish your fucking game in seven years.

In another news, here is your daily dose of art. Enjoy!

Imagine celebrating the seventh year of development hell...
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That's more like it.
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Mature cont... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG HERE, IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE BLOOD!
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She looks like a troon.
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By user MARIALEJANDRA345, this is literally self-insert!
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New blog post and an interesting one at that.
Yandere Simulator’s 7-year Anniversary

Plans for an upcomming feature that will fix the whole game revealed:
The alternative is to pretend the false narratives don’t even exist, and focus exclusively on releasing really cool content that will re-ignite hype for the game and restore peoples’ faith in the game’s development. You might be wondering “What type of content could possibly do that?” Well, I’d love to tell you, but I’d like to keep it a secret for now, so that it can be a big surprise when it’s finally revealed. The good news is that most of the work is already done, and it’s shaping up very, very nicely. I want to keep all the details under wraps for now, but I’ll say one thing: For some people, it will satisfy the criteria of making Yandere Simulator a “finished game.”
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Audioponics🎵⛲ said:
New blog post and an interesting one at that.
Yandere Simulator’s 7-year Anniversary

Plans for an upcomming feature that will fix the whole game revealed:
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I'll say it again - imagine celebrating 7-th year of development hell.

For some people, it will satisfy the criteria of making Yandere Simulator a “finished game.”
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"For some people"? You mean, retards who still believe it's gonna release? It's either done or not done, it can't be finished for someone and not for other people.

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Yeah, this really helps with that goal.

and focus exclusively on releasing really cool content that will re-ignite hype for the game and restore peoples’ faith in the game’s development.
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THEN WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING FOR THE LAST 7 YEARS?!


So what are your guesses, people? I don't think it's a Kickscam campaign, since it's goal is to get money for the team of professionals who are (obviously, not) going to finish this shit, not "pretend that the game is finished".
 
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Yandere Simulator is not a traditional game project. It’s more of a “platform” than a “game.”

Take another look at that video up above. What does the existence of that video represent? It represents the fact that someone used Yandere Simulator as a tool to build something creative. Instead of looking at Yandere Simulator and judging it by the number of rivals that are not implemented yet, someone looked at the features that do exist in the game, and had fun with those features. Instead of looking at Yandere Simulator and seeing “a project that is not finished yet”, someone looked at Yandere Simulator and saw something that they could have fun with, regardless of how complete or incomplete it may be.

That is the audience that I have dedicated myself to serving. People who are already having fun with Yandere Simulator, but could have even more fun if I simply added certain types of features/modes to the game.
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Wow, I can’t believe people are assholes for wanting a game that’s finished.
 
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