DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Hamster]

Wow! Rude Phil ...
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'every single time we order from door dash'
So that's like once every couple years according to your begs on stream? Pick a lie Phail.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Wow! Rude Phil ...
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Delivery drivers may not have much in the way of qualifications, but at least they're adding something productive to the world, Phil.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Delivery drivers may not have much in the way of qualifications, but at least they're adding something productive to the world, Phil.

They can drive so they already have a huge leg up on Phail. That's probably what pisses him off.

 

[The Clown Dimension]

I wonder if he chews the fingers thinking about if the DoorDash delivery person could be an ex-con (not saying that as a bad thing towards the delivery people, the gig economy is usually more lenient with lesser criminal charges for second-chance hiring.)

EDIT: Time for miscellaneous thoughts to not double-post!

DSP thinks that if you take medicine when you feel the worst, it will act faster and that's why he doesn't take things like aspirin/allergy medications. Preventative medicine doesn't exist, stoopid!

Also, his reaction to the first case in Danganronpa doesn't make sense to me for a few reasons:

-He's watched anime like Case Closed and played the first three Phoenix Wright games; a lot of weird things happen in those series and I don't recall him being as befuddled at those as he is now.
-Crying about realism and exaggeration in this anime series where he's played the first two and should know what kind of shenanigans the game will pull.
-After every new piece of information the game gives him, he makes a new theory/accusation. I get that it's a murder-mystery but if you keep saying it's a new person after every new piece of evidence, you're going to be right just by accusing everyone and not by any logical deduction.
-It's happened a few times but he starts talking how he thinks one thing and by the end has the opposite position from what he started with. Self-pignosis?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I don't know if it's been proposed before but I genuinely would love Phil to jump on the chess bandwagon.

It's a game with very clearly defined rules, goals and strategies (so no excuse for "I didn't know what to do!"). Lag doesn't really affect anything since time controls can be very generous. It can run on his potato of a computer. It's a mature game for adults with no possibility of any romance happening in-game. It's free. It exploded in popularity because of COVID keeping everyone inside. And, as @tzgnilki mentioned, Phil claimed being an exceptionally good chess player in school.

C'mon Phil you can do it! I'm sure you could get into PogChamps 4 if you applied that grit and determination that got you 4th place at EVO! Show them that you've still got what it takes to become the best!

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plus if he actually got into pogchamps it would be hilarious to see him interact with GM chess coaches or see him banned for using a chess engine

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what am I even saying that'd require setting the engine up

Lag is actually a really big thing in speed chess that players will bitch about constantly. I admit I'd love to watch Phil go on a THIS GAME IS BULLSHIT! rants for en passant and zugzwang and such.

According to some people Wings lied about making $375 in one day doing doordash. I don't know if he's lying or not but I simply don't care, Wings is a good guy but he just has a mental hiccup or here or there.

Wingo has evolved into a somewhat decent guy now after the surgery sagas, but he is a pathological liar, and a terrible one at that.

 

[Coke Zero]

Wow! Rude Phil ...
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Its stuff like this why I cannot stand this guy. "Stupid peasants can't figure out how to access my private community". I have zero respect for people who treat customer facing employees like waiters or delivery drivers like shit. It takes a real sociopath to take advantage of the natural power imbalance they have with customer service employees. I can just imagine dark sitting at a restaurant feeling like a king lording over the waiter and debating with himself on how much of a reward they "earned" from him. Fucking asshole.

Should drivers who made an honest mistake trying to find his front door be allowed to learn from it and be better prepared for future deliveries? No, just leave them a bad review and try to get them removed from the job.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

Wow! Rude Phil ...
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Now, I don't know if this would be a rule for his community, but generally in places like this you are not supose to let anyone you don't know in.
If they work for specific companies then thats different, but doordashers are independent. So if one of these drivers break into a place or whatever it would be on Phil.

Also it is real ghetto to order taco bell and mcdonalds for delivery while living in a gated community, he is probably the only one who gets food delivered.

You can take the nigga out of the ghetto but not the ghetto out of the nigga.

 

[Swirling weeb]

I think I know what to give Phil this year...
watch it Derich you may be shouting out @TheyCallMeDsp on the latest BLACKED VIDEO

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phail's motto for drivers: "Lag for me but not for thee"

 

[Forbidden Math]

Phail's motto for drivers: "Lag for me but not for thee"

I think that's my favorite part about Phil shitting on other workers in different fields: That he's the absolute worst at his job to the point where almost no one watches him except for people trying to "own the trolls" which is more related to his little cult mentality than his streaming "skills".

DSP if you were a door dash driver I bet over half your reviews would be 1 star and you'd be unable to get jobs in no time. I mean you've been fired from pretty much every job you've ever had.

 

[Piece of Peace]

He's afraid of the entire world. His ego would shatter into a million pieces the first time he had a marginally unpleasant encounter with a customer.

Speaking of which, I wonder how Phil would do on shrooms. I heard it can shatter your ego and give you new perspective (but also heard it can fuck you up and scare the shit out of you lol). Always wanted to try them myself.

 

[Pargon]

Speaking of which, I wonder how Phil would do on shrooms. I heard it can shatter your ego and give you new perspective (but also heard it can fuck you up and scare the shit out of you lol). Always wanted to try them myself.

Speaking from very deep personal experience if you hate yourself to the very core of your being ego death and other experiences of depersonalization are sublimely wonderful.

So Phil would probably find himself spiked onto the floor of a flaming nightmare he could not possibly otherwise imagine.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'll almost bet money he can open the gate that's literally about 50 yards from his condo but is too lazy to do it. You can see why they always go to the back gate. I would too. It's a time saver. I would also think locking the gate would be a fire violation.

17583 110 Ln SE #30

17583 110 Ln SE #30, Renton, WA 98055

www.google.com

 

[PutridElephant]

I'll almost bet money he can open the gate that's literally about 50 yards from his condo but is too lazy to do it. You can see why they always go to the back gate. I would too. It's a time saver. I would also think locking the gate would be a fire violation.

17583 110 Ln SE #30

17583 110 Ln SE #30, Renton, WA 98055

www.google.com

You expect him to WALK 50 yards? He'd have to get the car to let the guy in.

 

[LucyDropper]

Thanks for the money dummies rank 2 in Champions, he went crazy on the pulls

 

[Coke Zero]

I think that's my favorite part about Phil shitting on other workers in different fields: That he's the absolute worst at his job to the point where almost no one watches him except for people trying to "own the trolls" which is more related to his little cult mentality than his streaming "skills".

DSP if you were a door dash driver I bet over half your reviews would be 1 star and you'd be unable to get jobs in no time. I mean you've been fired from pretty much every job you've ever had.

I would be willing to bet that these drivers dark is leaving negative reviews for have a better positive/negative review ratio than his average youtube video

 

[Forbidden Math]

Speaking of which, I wonder how Phil would do on shrooms. I heard it can shatter your ego and give you new perspective (but also heard it can fuck you up and scare the shit out of you lol). Always wanted to try them myself.

Speaking from very deep personal experience if you hate yourself to the very core of your being ego death and other experiences of depersonalization are sublimely wonderful.

So Phil would probably find himself spiked onto the floor of a flaming nightmare he could not possibly otherwise imagine.

Phil would have a "death trip" and end up freaking out non-stop guaranteed. The thing is people like Phil can't accept the whole ego death thing (literally all Phil has honestly). Anytime I hooked someone like that up with shrooms they would always lose their shit and have a terrible time. Would be even better though if someone were fucking with him while he tripped.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

"10 years ago.......I wasn't that mature....up here....." as he sits there in his begging glasses and vest .

I don't know about you, but I stopped obsessing about people "licking my shit" and coprophilia when it comes to "witty comebacks" back in high school. In Phil's case, that was over 20 years ago. But maybe I'm too judgemental.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I don't know about you, but I stopped obsessing about people "licking my shit" and coprophilia when it comes to "witty comebacks" back in high school. In Phil's case, that was over 20 years ago. But maybe I'm too judgemental.

I also stopped celebrating my birthday week when I was - oh wait, I never did that in the first place.

 

[Brother Wind]

I'm pretty sure sandwich shops don't bleat out that their birthday is in a week, or that they're having a week-long celebration with "special events" that amount to the owner dressing in pants and putting streamers behind the counter, and expect people to come and give them money while offering nothing new/unique in return, Phil.

See, thats the thing I have been thinking about. They totally will. A lot of businesses have big anniversary deals. If youre a big local place, it seems like just about every year they have an anniversary week. Like Franks Furnitures 37th anniversary or Otto's Used Cars has an employee pricing event on Otto's birthday thing.

Whats more is that I have Sirius XM radio. Because once in awhile I like to pay for nicer things. I also don't beg the handicapped for money. Something I always give Phil a lot of thought on. Because to me its his most interesting dynamic. I grew up really in the middle of poverty and comfort. Like getting to see the best of both worlds. A lot of powerlevelling to say, Phil wants to be like my Dad. A big believer in "eh whats a few more bucks for something a bit nicer." Something we have talked about endlessly with Phil and how he equates price with quality. Which is a super boomer thing that always amuses me, because one my Dad doesn't beg for money. Like the way Phil acts, he should be on that "cheapest possible rout, to last him until his next hit of cash. Like so many other people. Like so many people have done. Like my Dad did when we were growing up. This is for any Phil fan reading here. Phil doesn't spend his money like a poor person. He doesn't deserve nice things. The minute you beg for money and say you are short is the minute you stretch that dollar. Its just fucking courtesy. Why should he eat out, while you have to have ramen?

Anyway back on my point. On Sirius XM radio they are spending the week celebrating Eric Clapton's birthday. The whole week, which is why I am spending so many words on Phil lately, because this makes me think of him. This really is telling on what Phil thinks of himself as.

He sees himself as an institution. Which really cracks me up, and the reason I went on that money tangent. Phil likes to have prestige, but hasn't remotely paid any dues for it. And no, being the laughingstock of youtube isn't paying dues. Phil you aren't a building that people use for directions like the local dealership. You aren't a local business either because you wouldn't give a dime to any public work. There will be no Phil Burnell High School, because you don't have money to do it. And because you have no charity, you don't deserve nice things. You don't deserve a nice night out. Because your money is from sympathy. You play on the empathy of fools. That is your legacy, not one of a great entertainer. One that people support like Clapton because they want to see him continue and entertain. The coolest thing about this Clapton week is that they have been playing interviews with him. And his demos. And all kinds of neat little things. Kind of like a retrospective. So, what do you have to offer, for a week of Phil?

Today is the world day of autism.

Hope DSP says something nice to his viewers.

It really cracks me up that the Trans day is before April Fools and the Autism day is after.