Lolcow Campbell Morton - Timbox 2.0

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He thinks he's a genuine autistic superhero. Cute.

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Doing a great service to Canada and its silly stereotypes, it seems. What's next, he slaps maple syrup on everything he eats? Rides a french-speaking moose? Eh?
 
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I don't know if this has already been brought up already, if it has then I apologize, but I can't help but wonder as to where his parents are during all of this... I wonder if his parents are not providing any type of outlet for him so he resorts to posting all this crap onto DA and youtube. Either way, yeah this thread got creepy really quickly with all the fetish and pedo art.. Why must there always be fetish/pedo art...? *sigh*
 
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Kataomoi00 said:
I don't know if this has already been brought up already, if it has then I apologize, but I can't help but wonder as to where his parents are during all of this... I wonder if his parents are not providing any type of outlet for him so he resorts to posting all this crap onto DA and youtube. Either way, yeah this thread got creepy really quickly with all the fetish and pedo art.. Why must they always have fetish art...? *sigh*
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Ikr? I lose all hope in any naive charm or reform when that shit comes up. Also, he probably killed his parents because they didn't approve of his relationship with Ariel (the bodies are in the basement).
 
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Conrix said:
I discovered this nugget of intense cringe-inducing yet charmingly naive autism while perusing /cow/ and I think there's potential. The thread title should be more like CWC, MovieBob, and Timbox's lovechild.

Campbell Morton is a cartoon/vidya sperg who crosses over characters from literally any franchise he likes and inserts himself into the story. These encompass childrens' cartoon shows and childrens' video games, especially from the 90's, which is pretty run-of-the-mill for a sperg in his age group (the Tumblr says he's 16 because he hasn't updated his about box since then, but on his YouTube he had an 18th birthday video made in December 2014). He doesn't seem so lolcowish at first, but he extensively documents his life through his fanfics and upholds his headcanon whenever he can. When he's not writing his fanfics or "great movies", he's camcordering old childrens' video games from the 90's and adding his autistically charged nasal voice over them. For as much as that voice is grating, he has kind of a naive charm to him.

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Oh and he shoehorned himself into Stairfax 69. [/cringe]
http://campbellsgreatblog.tumblr.com/post/86367593831/star-fox-64-script-rob-message-from-gen ( https://archive.is/fQzLq )

Links to his main shit:
http://campbell-morton.wikia.com/wiki/Campbell_Morton_(Character) ( https://archive.is/0DRs0 )
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcnFMNdfsBDv6eNCg9i6_rw
http://campbellsgreatblog.tumblr.com/

I'll be digging deeper and post more as I find it.

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This is what happens if Sam Tarly didn't get kicked out of the house by his dad. Holy shit.
 
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Geewunner said:
Ikr? I lose all hope in any naive charm or reform when that shit comes up. Also, he probably killed his parents because they didn't approve of his relationship with Ariel (the bodies are in the basement).
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Gazelle_Bro said:
Better prepare ourselves for the ride to come.
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That feel when you think you're just dealing with a naive autis-tard but he turns out to be kind of a creep. :cryblood:

At least he just seems self-contained in his interests and autism much like Timbox, for now anyway. If he breaches containment it's gonna be a wild ride.
 
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JudgeDredd said:
K ... This... This is the most delusional and autistic thread since Chris Chan's threads. Hell this guy might be the new Chris chan.
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Part of me hopes you're right, part of me hopes you're not. Cows like these are generally the ones I'm interested in. I do agree about just observing instead of outright trolling, though. As several other Kiwis have mentioned, it's nice to have a good old-fashioned autist around again who isn't that creepy (even if that toon avatar does freak me out a bit).
 
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