Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Loony Lori (and Kevin) News

Daily Degeneracy: What would a Lori update be without some disgusting pedobait? Lori Lewd just loves pandering to the dregs of society. What sort of monster caters to pedophiles who enjoy the sexual abuse of children and kiddy porn? Apparently, Lori does and, arguably by association, Kevin.

Spoiler: Yuck

#egirl #cutie #kawaii #pinkaesthetic #babe

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Who Follows Who?: Let's take a peek at the Instagram accounts that Lori and Kevin follow. First, here are some notable Instagram accounts that Lori currently follows including Spencers, Paris Hilton, Doe Deere, Lime Crime makeup, cosplayer Jessica Nigri, Venus Angelic, Vampyveen, Belle Delphine wannabe Rusty Fawkes, HUD (Housing and Urban Development), DDLG World, Big For Little (DDLG), and the Amazon InFlUeNcEr program.



Here are some notable IG accounts that Kevin follows including cosplayer Jessica Nigri, rapper Lil Uzi Vert, and Lori. He follows her but she doesn't follow him. Hmm...

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Kevin's Sweater Dress = Solved: Here's the origin of silly boy Kevin's bold look.

"HAPPY EASTER! Lol this sweater is ridiculous XD" - Kevin (April 2017)
#sillyboy #selfie #vksweater

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Silly Boy Style: Here is Kevin's most recent fashion masterpiece. Try to contain your jealousy.

"Angel drip. I love mixing my old and new styles!" - Kevin
#jeremyscott #parka #wings #angel #altboy #eboy

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New Lori Comments: Here are some newer YouTube comments about Lori. After years of attention seeking and histrionics, I hope she's enjoying all of the attention she's been receiving recently.

"Nice overview of the lunacy that is Loony Lori. Normally I'm not one to endorse screwing with people's real lives, much less their means of income but when it comes to Lori and her naive sponsors I sincerely hope they all wise up (even if it means people sending them the recipes of Lori's controversies) and drop her ass like a sack of moldy potatoes. Also, Lori how does it feel to be turning 36 soon? You can shoop and edit your pictures, but you can't shoop away those irl numbers, girl!"

"an update for everyone: she got dropped by three brands for her past behavior and present denial of it. she's visibly mad and trying to blame everything on another shady cosplayer and their friend. it's kinda getting wild lol, she's a character to watch"

 

[WeeGee]

Kevin could really use some protein shakes.

 

[AssRock]

Kevin is still waiting for his balls to drop.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Quick Update

Daily Degeneracy: Commence puking, homies.

Spoiler: Pedobait

"Lollipop love " - Lori
#bbgirl #uwu #succubus #egirl


"Did you check it out homie?" - Lori

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"DON'T COPY ME, PEASANT": Lori the snowflake usually resorts to vague answers like this (if any) when she thinks her "unique" physical appearance and, consequently, her identity are in jeopardy. Her ego and sense of self are so fragile that the idea of another person having similar qualities (pink hair, Usagi odango, red eyeliner) is a direct threat to the "specialness" of her carefully curated yet disturbingly superficial identity. It's akin to a child declaring that their favorite color is red and later throwing a temper tantrum when they realize that other kids also like the color red. In other words, Lori is exceptionally narcissistic and I'm sure she assumed that this IG user was plotting to copy "her look." Paradoxically, she's also the type of sicko who yearns to have a stalker because the thought of being the center of someone's constant attention as a princesse lointaine figure is intensely validating for her.

princessslilith: "Omg those wings are incredible! Where did you get them?"

Lori: "a store in the city!"

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New Skinwalk?: It seems that Lori has found a new fictional character identity to commandeer. I'm not sure what this new movie this is and welcome feedback from other farmers.



EDIT: Thanks for the info, @Speakeasy Electric! Here's a trailer for the upcoming Belle (aka Ryu to Sobakasu no Hime) movie.

"Veteran Disney character designer Jin Kim has designed the title character [Belle], a virtual singer who inhabits the vast online space known as 'U.'" [LINK]



Anime heroine + Disney princess + pink hair = prime Lori skinwalking material. The character Belle is a singer so this should be interesting.

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

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New Skinwalk?: It seems that Lori has found a new fictional character identity to commandeer. I'm not sure what this new movie this is and welcome feedback from other farmers.

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Belle, apparently .

Here’s the official synopsis: “The protagonist of this story, Suzu, is a 17-year old high school girl living with her father in a rural town of Kochi — their town is a textbook definition of depopulation in the Japanese countryside. Wounded by the loss of her mother at a young age, Suzu one day discovers the massive online world, ‘U,’ and dives into this alternate reality as her avatar, Belle. Before long, all of U’s eyes are fixed on Belle (Suzu), when one day the mysterious and infamous Dragon-like figure appears before her.

 

[Marche]

Belle, apparently .

Really only hype for it is because the director has done a few notable works (Summer wars, Girl who leaped through time) but his last movie was just more of a heavy handed push f the same sort of oscar bait and this seems to be even more heavy handed.
I doubt this character will even become notable enough for Lori to skinwalk as.

 

[Siren54]

Is it just me or does that lollipop look stretched out because she is trying to create an image of having an ass. It looks like it’s a straight up tattoo on her.

 

[Celestine]

Is it just me or does that lollipop look stretched out because she is trying to create an image of having an ass. It looks like it’s a straight up tattoo on her.

It's absolutely not you. That lollipop is warped to hell and back. The gorls from the other farms have been making fun of how flat her ass is recently and she always takes their comments so personally. They mention her cankles and the next pictures she posts, her ankles are shooped.

If Lori was to take any advice from there or here, it should be to clean your fuckin room and sell those ferrets to someone more responsible. You can at least use the cash from that to buy more cheap Chinese cartoon garbage.

Pets and babies make me MOTI the most. You are the whole world to those animals and you can't even treat them nicely?! I need to stop or I'm going to PL my whole life away screaming into the void.

 

[Tugboat]

Quick Update

Daily Degeneracy: Commence puking, homies.

Spoiler: Pedobait

"Lollipop love " - Lori
#bbgirl #uwu #succubus #egirl
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"Did you check it out homie?" - Lori
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"DON'T COPY ME, PEASANT": Lori the snowflake usually resorts to vague answers like this (if any) when she thinks her "unique" physical appearance and, consequently, her identity are in jeopardy. Her ego and sense of self are so fragile that the idea of another person having similar qualities (pink hair, Usagi odango, red eyeliner) is a direct threat to the "specialness" of her carefully curated yet disturbingly superficial identity. It's akin to a child declaring that their favorite color is red and later throwing a temper tantrum when they realize that other kids also like the color red. In other words, Lori is exceptionally narcissistic and I'm sure she assumed that this IG user was plotting to copy "her look." Paradoxically, she's also the type of sicko who yearns to have a stalker because the thought of being the center of someone's constant attention as a princesse lointaine figure is intensely validating for her.

princessslilith: "Omg those wings are incredible! Where did you get them?"

Lori: "a store in the city!"

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New Skinwalk?: It seems that Lori has found a new fictional character identity to commandeer. I'm not sure what this new movie this is and welcome feedback from other farmers.

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EDIT: Thanks for the info, @Speakeasy Electric! Here's a trailer for the upcoming Belle (aka Ryu to Sobakasu no Hime) movie.

"Veteran Disney character designer Jin Kim has designed the title character [Belle], a virtual singer who inhabits the vast online space known as 'U.'" [LINK]

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Anime heroine + Disney princess + pink hair = prime Lori skinwalking material. The character Belle is a singer so this should be interesting.

Pedobait aside, what kind of mismatched outfit is that? Those are stripper heels with... a sweatsuit???

I know it’s been brought up before but seriously, what the hell. Sweatsuits are supposed to be comfy. Those shoes are anything but!

 

[weeeeb]

Pedobait aside, what kind of mismatched outfit is that? Those are stripper heels with... a sweatsuit???

Yeah same here, her outfit choices are so bad and gaudy, is she trying to go for the innocent lolita look or slutty ho? Gives me whiplash I tell ya.

 

[Humanoid Lifeform]

Yeah same here, her outfit choices are so bad and gaudy, is she trying to go for the innocent lolita look or slutty ho? Gives me whiplash I tell ya.

It's because she's trying to be a pedobait ~uwu innocent~ lolita, but she also knows that the only way she can get male attention is to be a slut online.

 

[urine_county]

Kevin's cosplay Facebook account still hasn't returned and Lori hasn't followed him back on Instagram since he reactivated his account. He's still liking all her shit though, lol. I miss the Facebook updates.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Her pictures get so boring. It's always the same exact makeup, same poses, and her outfits all vaguely look the same. It ends up being a blur where you think you have seen the photos before. The same boring red and pinks, the same ugly red nose makeup, the dumb as fuck pouty face she does. Basically to sum it up, Lori is a boring unoriginal bitch and I would not have sex with her.

 

[Natsuki]

God everything in Lori's pictures look cheap. Even her fucking hair. I've seen dollar store wigs looking better

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Daily Degeneracy: More awfulness from the queen of pedo pandering Lori Cerda.

Spoiler: Pedobait Garbage

"Come seeee ~ my feed is so sweet " - Lori
#cutie #animegirl #aheago

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"I'M SO SMOL!": More attempts by Lori to proana humblebrag about eating junk food while desperately fishing for compliments.

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Kewl Kou Komments: Comments to and from Lori on social media are always a treat.

princessslilith: "Omg those wings are incredible! Where did you get them?"

Lori: "a store in the city!"

ererereruo: "thanks for the vague ass answer, right?"



animemxrk: "Where the wings come from"

Lori: "a rando shop in the city. ~"

nana.daiba: "look up 'demon wings' on amazon and you'll find the exact ones she has. She just spray painted them the light pink color."







anime_b0b19: "Can I have that lollipop"

Lori: "I might make some more later on. Make sure you follow me on all my platforms!"



"the only bitches i'm proud of being mutually blocked are these cunts because left is a fucking pedophile and general weirdo and right is just usagi kou who decided to go out of her way and call me a fucking piggy because of my appearance lmao" - apricotfaerie



"apricotfaerie Don't forget to hit the gym today!" - Lori instigating and picking a fight with apricotfaerie



apricotfaerie: "At least I don't have filter and photoshop my face into uncanny valley, you haggard bitch uwu"

Lori: "Oink oink"

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Robert Libo Is Missing: Former super simp robert_libo seems to have disappeared from Lori's Instagram. Wonder what happened there...

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Momento Mori Lori: Here is Lori the animal neglector and pet abandoner pretending to give a shit about other life forms besides herself.

"She [RoadKillReno] honors their precious remains so beautifully" - Lori



RoadKillReno should make a tribute to the death of Lori's future success because she's mistreated people (and animals) over the past 20 years without any signs of remorse or attempts to change her vile behavior.

 

[misskittymoxie]

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"I'M SO SMOL!": More attempts by Lori to proana humblebrag about eating junk food while desperately fishing for compliments.

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Yes Lorena, I see you and your continued constant “subtle” melon objects/round 1 plushie placements. Aren’t you tired of wearing my sad excuse for an InflUwUencer personality? There are way sexier and younger e-girls to be skinwalking. Come fight me thot2thot on Tiktok or get a real job.

Also please learn how to dress yourself before you do so. Just because you’re pretending you’re 12 doesn’t mean your fashion sense and makeup skills should also be on that level.

 

[urine_county]

Oh I remember apricotfaerie. She was only like 15-16 iirc and she made her account private after being attacked by Lori.

Also happy belated birthday, @misskittymoxie!

 

[Vi0l3t]

Daily Degeneracy: More awfulness from the queen of pedo pandering Lori Cerda.

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Spoiler: Pedobait Garbage

"Come seeee ~ my feed is so sweet " - Lori
#cutie #animegirl #aheago
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"I'M SO SMOL!": More attempts by Lori to proana humblebrag about eating junk food while desperately fishing for compliments.

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Kewl Kou Komments: Comments to and from Lori on social media are always a treat.

princessslilith: "Omg those wings are incredible! Where did you get them?"

Lori: "a store in the city!"

ererereruo: "thanks for the vague ass answer, right?"

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animemxrk: "Where the wings come from"

Lori: "a rando shop in the city. ~"

nana.daiba: "look up 'demon wings' on amazon and you'll find the exact ones she has. She just spray painted them the light pink color."

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anime_b0b19: "Can I have that lollipop"

Lori: "I might make some more later on. Make sure you follow me on all my platforms!"

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"the only bitches i'm proud of being mutually blocked are these cunts because left is a fucking pedophile and general weirdo and right is just usagi kou who decided to go out of her way and call me a fucking piggy because of my appearance lmao" - apricotfaerie

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"apricotfaerie Don't forget to hit the gym today!" - Lori instigating and picking a fight with apricotfaerie

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apricotfaerie: "At least I don't have filter and photoshop my face into uncanny valley, you haggard bitch uwu"

Lori: "Oink oink"

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Robert Libo Is Missing: Former super simp robert_libo seems to have disappeared from Lori's Instagram. Wonder what happened there...

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Momento Mori Lori: Here is Lori the animal neglector and pet abandoner pretending to give a shit about other life forms besides herself.

"She [RoadKillReno] honors their precious remains so beautifully" - Lori

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RoadKillReno should make a tribute to the death of Lori's future success because she's mistreated people (and animals) over the past 20 years without any signs of remorse or attempts to change her vile behavior.

Same boring makeup, check
Same 4 faces she does in every photoshoot, check
Same boring ass outfit with no diversity in colors or styles, check
Same props (Elf ears), check
Her chest is caving in horribly, wonder what a doctor would say about it?

 

[Celestine]

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Her chest is caving in horribly, wonder what a doctor would say about it?

I am so curious as well. That cannot feel good at all, the Mayo Clinic outlines several of the health risks of ignoring the literal gaping hole in your chest. Here's a neat little diagram I found as well:


I'm not a doctor but I'm fairly sure your organs are shaped they way they are for some pretty important reasons.

 

[Vi0l3t]

I am so curious as well. That cannot feel good at all, the Mayo Clinic outlines several of the health risks of ignoring the literal gaping hole in your chest. Here's a neat little diagram I found as well:
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I'm not a doctor but I'm fairly sure your organs are shaped they way they are for some pretty important reasons.

The pressure on her heart will definitely start to cause issues if it hasn't already I bet. Hers seems pretty severe too.