Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

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She tells the other girl piggy when her surname is cerda (female pig in Spanish) and she her room is full of cheap shit and let's not begin on her personality. Though I wonder how long she will last with whatever is happening with her chest and the fact that she's such a smoker. It wouldn't surprise me if the whole fucking house reeked due to her smoking. Lori Ana-chans start dropping like flies when they reach 40. So enjoy these 4 years that are left because if you don't drop before those are going to be fucked up so good luck
 
Just wanted to pop in and share this pic from ED
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I wonder if she refuses to see a doctor about her chest because she thinks it makes her special.
That's her cLeAvAgE uwu

If she were to actually see a doctor about it then that would mean facing up to the fact that she is built like an ironing board. And we know that Loony Lori ain't about that life.
 
I wonder if she refuses to see a doctor about her chest because she thinks it makes her special.
It’s because according to them, they’re too poor to afford health insurance. Kevin has cried on Facebook about being shamed for not having health insurance when he had his kidney stone and couldn’t take an ambulance. Yet they post about how they’re like omg so rich from Lori’s egirl career. It’s honestly hilarious to watch them lie about how much money they have, but then they have to ebeg and scam to afford a year of WoW from someone who was trying to donate it to someone in need. They have enough to buy b rate plushies from round 1 but when kev needs an ambulance for a medical emergency he’s just like “k guess I’ll die” lmaoooo I wonder what it’s like to be so rich? Lori probably made $300 tops on an onlyfans payout and thought it was big money bc all she’s ever known is working part time at like spencers making minimum wage lmao
 
I caught a Kevin update! Sadly his public Facebook is still down, but here's the most recent set from Instagram:

Yuge mobile screenshots
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For all the posturing he does about Lorena making "bank," it's extremely telling that he wears the same shitty reflective puffer jacket. One would think one or both of them would take pictures outside, take advantage of the natural light? 🤔
Also jesus christ, he has no sense of style. Nothing matches, it looks cheap, and it's all just ugly. I would say do better, but let's be real, it's not possible for Kev to improve.
 
I caught a Kevin update! Sadly his public Facebook is still down, but here's the most recent set from Instagram:


For all the posturing he does about Lorena making "bank," it's extremely telling that he wears the same shitty reflective puffer jacket. One would think one or both of them would take pictures outside, take advantage of the natural light? 🤔
Also jesus christ, he has no sense of style. Nothing matches, it looks cheap, and it's all just ugly. I would say do better, but let's be real, it's not possible for Kev to improve.
Kevin the Bitch Boy looks like a washed out meth addicted Daniel Radcliffe discovered tiktok.
 
I wanted to see how much it would be to Steal Kevin's Look. It's approximately $623 to $793, depending if those are the knock off Jeremy Scotts. For 700-something dollars, why not invest in an actual statement piece? Something from a real designer or even the clearance rack at Nordstrom's or Neiman Marcus.

Under a spoiler because I am occasionally a phonefag:
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I was a little shocked that the ugly jacket was $400, so that accounts for most of the money.

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For some reason, I thought the shorts/sweats were part of the jacket? Or Kev was wearing two pairs of pants? Either way, zero taste.

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I took a guess on the ring, assuming it came from ~a store in the city~ or most likely Amazon. Wal-Mart quality is comparable.

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Same thought process with the necklace. I've included the wish version as well since it's about a $2 difference.

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I know he has said one pair of Jeremy Scotts is real and the others are knock-offs, so in the unlikely event that these are the real ones, here's pricing.

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Knockoffs for $170 cheaper. Maybe I'm retarded but I don't see much of a difference.

TL;DR it's all cheap shit at the end of the day and KevKev wouldn't know quality if it bit him on the ass.
 
I caught a Kevin update! Sadly his public Facebook is still down, but here's the most recent set from Instagram:


For all the posturing he does about Lorena making "bank," it's extremely telling that he wears the same shitty reflective puffer jacket. One would think one or both of them would take pictures outside, take advantage of the natural light? 🤔
Also jesus christ, he has no sense of style. Nothing matches, it looks cheap, and it's all just ugly. I would say do better, but let's be real, it's not possible for Kev to improve.
He looks creepy in that bedroom set up, and greasy.
 
He unfollowed Lori on Instagram again.

Edit: He's begging his zero Facebook friends for job leads

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Sounds like Lori is REEEEEing about us calling her poor so she's screeching at Kevin to get another job to fund her parasite lifestyle. How else are they going to afford more tacky impractical clothing? Or maybe she found out about Kevin taking photos in her bedroom when he wasn't supposed to.
 
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