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That jaw line, smaller nose, smaller chin, larger eyes, smaller lips, lol shes 100% fake. Cracks me up how hard she tries to tell everyone its "all natural"
Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies
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LoveYouLongTime
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Speaking of Kevin, he's unhinged today. He's already deleted the lolcow sperg status where he threatens to kill posters on lolcow.
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Should I brush my ferret?
In between baths, I recommend brushing your ferret weekly, to remove dead fur and dust from his coat. Use a soft-bristled brush, which will be more comfortable for your ferret. source.
Keep the cage and litter clean and it will help keep your ferret smelling fresh. Bathing tends to dry out the skin and coat, at most bathe once a month. Unless your ferret has gotten into something that needs to be washed off, a bath every two to three months is probably plenty. source
Many ferret owners give their pets a quarter spoonful of VCO (virgin coconut oil) daily. This is to prevent hairballs and also acts as a laxative in case your ferret has constipation. This allows feces to be passed easily. Others give this in order to give their ferrets healthier and shinier fur. source
Ferret
The ferret is the domesticated form of the European polecat, a mammal belonging to the same genus as the weasel, Mustela, in the family Mustelidae. Their fur is typically brown, black, white, or mixed. Wikipedia
Lifespan: 5 – 10 years
Daily sleep: 14 – 18 hours
Mass: 1.5 – 4.4 lbs
(taken from Wikipedia, linked above.)
Good job driving even more people to LCF, too.Kev is my new favorite cow for sure.
Jeez, what a fucking idiot. First off, why in the world does he think making public death threats is a good idea. Secondly, just about any pet with fur needs some sort of brushing for the reasons you stated. Brushing also helps spread the oils through their fur and skin.
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Kevin really out here threatening to kill people over posts on a anonymous imageboard.Speaking of Kevin, he's unhinged today. He's already deleted the lolcow sperg status where he threatens to kill posters on lolcow.
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Should I brush my ferret?
In between baths, I recommend brushing your ferret weekly, to remove dead fur and dust from his coat. Use a soft-bristled brush, which will be more comfortable for your ferret. source.
Keep the cage and litter clean and it will help keep your ferret smelling fresh. Bathing tends to dry out the skin and coat, at most bathe once a month. Unless your ferret has gotten into something that needs to be washed off, a bath every two to three months is probably plenty. source
Many ferret owners give their pets a quarter spoonful of VCO (virgin coconut oil) daily. This is to prevent hairballs and also acts as a laxative in case your ferret has constipation. This allows feces to be passed easily. Others give this in order to give their ferrets healthier and shinier fur. source
Ferret
The ferret is the domesticated form of the European polecat, a mammal belonging to the same genus as the weasel, Mustela, in the family Mustelidae. Their fur is typically brown, black, white, or mixed. Wikipedia
Lifespan: 5 – 10 years
Daily sleep: 14 – 18 hours
Mass: 1.5 – 4.4 lbs
(taken from Wikipedia, linked above.)
Good job driving even more people to LCF, too.
Consequences will never be the same
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That pic deserves to be in the OP.
I second this! She goes through work daily with all that editing!
Moonpiepie
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lol i hope future employers see his manic post sadly probley not since he uses a alias
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I'm surprised Mariah hasn't said or done anything considering he asked for her parents doxx and then threatened to kill posters that he believes are Moo and her friends. I don't think that Kev is capable of grievous harm against anyone but himself, but he's also dumb enough to try anything. Makes me wonder if he's going to keep escalating threats since he's yet to receive backlash from her or Vamp.
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Not doing anything is probably the best course of action. Her not acknowledging them must make them seethe.
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I want to see momokun get a restraining order against him. The spergout would be epic.
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Why not against the both of them since lori the loon is a huge factor why Kevin is a sperg.
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I prefer moo not a giving a shit and enjoying her honey moon with her new anime husbando plushie while they continue to seethe and make threats, this situation is comical.
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I actually think that Moo just doesn't care. Lori and Kevin are so far off her radar anymore.
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Speaking of Kevin, he's unhinged today. He's already deleted the lolcow sperg status where he threatens to kill posters on lolcow.
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Should I brush my ferret?
In between baths, I recommend brushing your ferret weekly, to remove dead fur and dust from his coat. Use a soft-bristled brush, which will be more comfortable for your ferret. source.
Keep the cage and litter clean and it will help keep your ferret smelling fresh. Bathing tends to dry out the skin and coat, at most bathe once a month. Unless your ferret has gotten into something that needs to be washed off, a bath every two to three months is probably plenty. source
Many ferret owners give their pets a quarter spoonful of VCO (virgin coconut oil) daily. This is to prevent hairballs and also acts as a laxative in case your ferret has constipation. This allows feces to be passed easily. Others give this in order to give their ferrets healthier and shinier fur. source
Ferret
The ferret is the domesticated form of the European polecat, a mammal belonging to the same genus as the weasel, Mustela, in the family Mustelidae. Their fur is typically brown, black, white, or mixed. Wikipedia
Lifespan: 5 – 10 years
Daily sleep: 14 – 18 hours
Mass: 1.5 – 4.4 lbs
(taken from Wikipedia, linked above.)
Good job driving even more people to LCF, too.
A DEATH THREAT FROM KEVIN: @Doctor Kitty, thanks so much for posting these new batshit insane rants by Kevin including a death threat. Just wanted to add transcripts for archival and search purposes. You know, just in case any potential employers want to see if Kevin Hanft is a stable, emotionally healthy, and mature individual free of homicidal ideation. (SPOILER: He's not.)"Just an example on whats being said about us on lolcow. Talk about my animals and my fiance again. I will fucking kill you. If you don't like it then come kill me. If you want me to commit suicide, COME KILL ME THEN. We just paid 3000$ in vet bills because our animals are OLD. 6 year old ferrets are no joke. You're not suppose to brush, bathe, or OIL your ferrets... jesus christ. They produce they're own natural oil! Ferrets also sleep, you guessed it, 20 HOURS A DAY. This shows how small the brains are at work here. 'She [Lori] hasn't had them long' * has had them literally their whole life treated with the best and most expensive care * Make up your minds. I thought the thread was 'factual'. This is the kind of shit out there every day. TALK ABOUT IT. SHOW IT TO YOUR FRIENDS. THIS IS WHAT YOUR FRIENDS ARE SAYING BEHIND CLOSED DOORS"
- Kevin the Homicidal Maniac
"When you're so pretty people have to photoshop you uglier to fit their narrative. Lol that's gotta be the ultimate flattery. Making someone so mad they download your photo and open photoshop to make you look worse JUST so they have something to make fun of you about. That's like 20 minutes they devoted to us. Pretty sus if you ask me XD"
- Kevin the Delusional Narcissist
KEVIN GETS EVISCERATED: A Reddit user pointed out that a pair of Kevin's dEsIgNeR shoes were fake and he loses his goddamned mind. The Redditor then proceeds to drop some painful yet unexpectedly caring truth bombs on Lori's bitchboy du jour. Will Kevin heed this wise anon's message or continue to act like an unhinged jackass?Kevin: "Lmfao those knock offs were 60$ guess what I have all 3 real pairs now and designer streetwear clothing all because Lori is sexy as fuck. THIS IS SONYA [S0ni the former Kou] ISNT IT AHAHJAHAHAHAHAHA how's that perma ban feel?"
Reddit User: "Really lol. Your too funny I laughed out loud that you took the time to message me because you had to prove me wrong. LOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!! It's the fucking internet! You let things get under your skin so fucking easy and it makes you an easy target. No I'm not Sonya, as I said I used to be on your gf live journal [LINK] when I was very young because I loved sailor moon and seeing that she was very rude and mean then she hasn't changed and it's pathetic. Her age ain't shit, but it's just hilarious now she would make fun of and troll people back then when they were her age cosplaying, and what's worse she is going these child characters and filtering herself to hell which another thing she would talk shit about on other girls. It's like karma bit her in the ass. As for you it's sad that you have so much amazing potential and great prop maker and your ruining it because other people see through your girls lies. She is liar K and that's fine because its is all coming forth, the sad part is you allowed yourself to get involved and now it's ruining you and any hope you had of making it big. You still have a chance because your young too, but you need to grow up and stop attacking people who don't agree with / like your woman. Like the girl doesn't even love you and is trying to leave are you gonna ignore that? I truly hope you wake up, get some help with your trauma and go on living a healthy life. I'm being serious KH not even trying to harp on you. You deserve to be loved for your soul and heart not your money and couch. Good luck babe cause your gonna need it if you continue with this nonsense."
ADDITION TO ORIGINAL POST: I added the fantastic new GIF of Lori's extreme face morphing to the OP. Thanks to shoop anon for this revelatory gem!
LORI'S RECENT PEDOBAIT: Lori Lewd loves pandering to pedophiles, lolicon fans, and DDLG fetishists because she's a predatory degenerate. Only a deviant piece of shit would knowingly appeal to kiddy diddlers. Here's a post detailing Lorena's disgusting history of pedo pandering: [LINK]Does Lori purposely appeal to child molesters because:
(a) she's a failed 36-year-old Belle Delphine wannabe with no marketable skills?
(b) she's a perverted fuck who enjoys creating sexualized imagery of children?
(c) she's an amoral monster who literally does not care about the welfare and safety of kids?
(d) all of the above?
BAD ONLYFANS CONTENT: An Instagram user recently posted this lackluster review of Lori's shitty OnlyFans content."I love your pics. But i joined OF and there is no diff in your content. 'Ooo look at the nipple slip sempai...'. Yeah. Lol. Nah." - IG User
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I love how in the last pic you can tell she shooped her calf and horribly too. Lori, calves don't look like that you retard.
"Just an example on whats being said about us on lolcow. Talk about my animals and my fiance again. I will fucking kill you. If you don't like it then come kill me. If you want me to commit suicide, COME KILL ME THEN. We just paid 3000$ in vet bills because our animals are OLD. 6 year old ferrets are no joke. You're not suppose to brush, bathe, or OIL your ferrets... jesus christ. They produce they're own natural oil! Ferrets also sleep, you guessed it, 20 HOURS A DAY. This shows how small the brains are at work here. 'She [Lori] hasn't had them long' * has had them literally their whole life treated with the best and most expensive care * Make up your minds. I thought the thread was 'factual'. This is the kind of shit out there every day. TALK ABOUT IT. SHOW IT TO YOUR FRIENDS. THIS IS WHAT YOUR FRIENDS ARE SAYING BEHIND CLOSED DOORS"
- Kevin the Homicidal Maniac
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"When you're so pretty people have to photoshop you uglier to fit their narrative. Lol that's gotta be the ultimate flattery. Making someone so mad they download your photo and open photoshop to make you look worse JUST so they have something to make fun of you about. That's like 20 minutes they devoted to us. Pretty sus if you ask me XD"
- Kevin the Delusional Narcissist
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Kevin: "Lmfao those knock offs were 60$ guess what I have all 3 real pairs now and designer streetwear clothing all because Lori is sexy as fuck. THIS IS SONYA [S0ni the former Kou] ISNT IT AHAHJAHAHAHAHAHA how's that perma ban feel?"
IG User: "Really lol. Your too funny I laughed out loud that you took the time to message me because you had to prove me wrong. LOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!! It's the fucking internet! You let things get under your skin so fucking easy and it makes you an easy target. No I'm not Sonya, as I said I used to be on your gf live journal [LINK] when I was very young because I loved sailor moon and seeing that she was very rude and mean then she hasn't changed and it's pathetic. Her age ain't shit, but it's just hilarious now she would make fun of and troll people back then when they were her age cosplaying, and what's worse she is going these child characters and filtering herself to hell which another thing she would talk shit about on other girls. It's like karma bit her in the ass. As for you it's sad that you have so much amazing potential and great prop maker and your ruining it because other people see through your girls lies. She is liar K and that's fine because its is all coming forth, the sad part is you allowed yourself to get involved and now it's ruining you and any hope you had of making it big. You still have a chance because your young too, but you need to grow up and stop attacking people who don't agree with / like your woman. Like the girl doesn't even love you and is trying to leave are you gonna ignore that? I truly hope you wake up, get some help with your trauma and go on living a healthy life. I'm being serious KH not even trying to harp on you. You deserve to be loved for your soul and heart not your money and couch. Good luck babe cause your gonna need it if you continue with this nonsense."
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Does Lori purposely appeal to child molesters because:
(a) she's a failed 36-year-old Belle Delphine wannabe with no marketable skills?
(b) she's a perverted fuck who enjoys creating sexualized imagery of children?
(c) she's an amoral monster who literally does not care about the welfare and safety of kids?
(d) all of the above?
"I love your pics. But i joined OF and there is no diff in your content. 'Ooo look at the nipple slip sempai...'. Yeah. Lol. Nah." - IG User
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urine_county
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Those screenshots are from Reddit. I never saw that exchange. Good catch. I'm still waiting for more Reddit Kevin content because that has been my favorite new Kevin venture. He's so good at promoting Lori! My fav thing he's said so far was "I thought redditors were supposed to be cool."
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I like her caved in chest
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Not that I necessarily want nasty nudes of Lori circulating out there, but that instagram user is spot on. If her OF is literally the same as her photo du jour on her instagram, then why the fuck would people sign up to see her content? The market for SFW photos on OF is dead in the water and her teasing nudity is hurting her prospects. "Ohh, here is the same selfie from today with a slightly different facial expression!" I can only assume that people who follow her on insta but don't on OF just think she is fully nude there and they don't sign up because they don't wanna see that kind of content. Imagine the people that do want to see it and they spend actual money and end up disappointed.
Shit on Moo all you want Lori, but at least her OFs is different enough from her instagram that people can see thehorrifying difference.
Shit on Moo all you want Lori, but at least her OFs is different enough from her instagram that people can see the
tigerbloodman
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I have never seen Lori pose forward facing the other way. Out of curiosity, have we ever seen the other side of her chest hole?
"Just an example on whats being said about us on lolcow. Talk about my animals and my fiance again. I will fucking kill you. If you don't like it then come kill me. If you want me to commit suicide, COME KILL ME THEN. We just paid 3000$ in vet bills because our animals are OLD. 6 year old ferrets are no joke. You're not suppose to brush, bathe, or OIL your ferrets... jesus christ. They produce they're own natural oil! Ferrets also sleep, you guessed it, 20 HOURS A DAY. This shows how small the brains are at work here. 'She [Lori] hasn't had them long' * has had them literally their whole life treated with the best and most expensive care * Make up your minds. I thought the thread was 'factual'. This is the kind of shit out there every day. TALK ABOUT IT. SHOW IT TO YOUR FRIENDS. THIS IS WHAT YOUR FRIENDS ARE SAYING BEHIND CLOSED DOORS"
- Kevin the Homicidal Maniac
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"When you're so pretty people have to photoshop you uglier to fit their narrative. Lol that's gotta be the ultimate flattery. Making someone so mad they download your photo and open photoshop to make you look worse JUST so they have something to make fun of you about. That's like 20 minutes they devoted to us. Pretty sus if you ask me XD"
- Kevin the Delusional Narcissist
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Kevin: "Lmfao those knock offs were 60$ guess what I have all 3 real pairs now and designer streetwear clothing all because Lori is sexy as fuck. THIS IS SONYA [S0ni the former Kou] ISNT IT AHAHJAHAHAHAHAHA how's that perma ban feel?"
Reddit User: "Really lol. Your too funny I laughed out loud that you took the time to message me because you had to prove me wrong. LOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!! It's the fucking internet! You let things get under your skin so fucking easy and it makes you an easy target. No I'm not Sonya, as I said I used to be on your gf live journal [LINK] when I was very young because I loved sailor moon and seeing that she was very rude and mean then she hasn't changed and it's pathetic. Her age ain't shit, but it's just hilarious now she would make fun of and troll people back then when they were her age cosplaying, and what's worse she is going these child characters and filtering herself to hell which another thing she would talk shit about on other girls. It's like karma bit her in the ass. As for you it's sad that you have so much amazing potential and great prop maker and your ruining it because other people see through your girls lies. She is liar K and that's fine because its is all coming forth, the sad part is you allowed yourself to get involved and now it's ruining you and any hope you had of making it big. You still have a chance because your young too, but you need to grow up and stop attacking people who don't agree with / like your woman. Like the girl doesn't even love you and is trying to leave are you gonna ignore that? I truly hope you wake up, get some help with your trauma and go on living a healthy life. I'm being serious KH not even trying to harp on you. You deserve to be loved for your soul and heart not your money and couch. Good luck babe cause your gonna need it if you continue with this nonsense."
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Does Lori purposely appeal to child molesters because:
(a) she's a failed 36-year-old Belle Delphine wannabe with no marketable skills?
(b) she's a perverted fuck who enjoys creating sexualized imagery of children?
(c) she's an amoral monster who literally does not care about the welfare and safety of kids?
(d) all of the above?
DDLG World promoted Lori again on their official Instagram account recently.
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"I love your pics. But i joined OF and there is no diff in your content. 'Ooo look at the nipple slip sempai...'. Yeah. Lol. Nah." - IG User
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