DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[UaineRunei]

Interesting...

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Nothing to see here, folks. Just another succesful business man that happens to like DSP.

While it seems utterly farcical, only someone like DSP could manage attract a handful of sub-50 IQ fans with richs parents. I don't believe any one of them runs a buisness or earns anything above middle-management, you can't enjoy Phil and be a competant human being.

 

[ProvenWrong]

11/05/2021 1:09:30 PM < thedeviluk: Smart. I'm a dumb ass.
11/05/2021 2:31:52 PM < thedeviluk: I’m rich.

Had to fix that for you UK Devil. Free of charge.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I like that it clearly shows for people living in tropical shitholes that Phil consider temperature they can only get to with air conditioner to be too hot for his liking.

I'm a Slavnigger who admittedly can't handle the heat at all and I don't consider anything below 32 (90 in burger units) a "heatwave", it just goes to show how sheltered he really is and how he never leaves the house. I mean for fuck's sake he considers room temperature a "heat wave".

So I don't think Phil will ever address the article. It seems like he's using the Tevin thing to justify never speaking about anything negative that involves him ever again. That's a shame, I was hoping that today's pre-stream would be much spicier than it actually was.

Is Phil finally learning his lesson?

Give it a few days.

 

[john_g]

i would say rich people have done stranger things to buy themself entertainment

 

[Friendly Primarina]

We were just talking about a lot of whales coming from the UK (moar like Wales amirite?). Pretty obvious this is just a ween.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I'm going to remain pessamistic and assumed this is a tard and Pigroach Luck is asserting itself.

Because it would be too sweet if the gacha has Phil so tightly that he immediately spent all that money on pulls and then it got charged back in a few hours.

 

[Ikonick]

i would say rich people have done stranger things to buy themself entertainment

I'm going to remain pessamistic and assumed this is a tard and Pigroach Luck is asserting itself.

Because it would be too sweet if the gacha has Phil so tightly that he immediately spent all that money on pulls and then it got charged back in a few hours.

Someone here said they would keep track of this during his break.

 

[PieceofShet]

You guys overthink this whole vaxx thing. It has nothing to do with sideeffects and everything to do with being lazy and being afraid to interact with other humans.

 

[kamekmagik]

Articles like that are why Phil loves his little 'corner of the internet' where he can control everything. Any real scrutiny at all and his bullshit just falls apart. The more his lies and manipulation are picked apart the more insane he looks.

His begging is so normal to me now, that reading an article outside of the tractor community made me realize how fucking INSANE his begging is. Him calling someone mentally ill for not wanting to make a PayPal was just so normal to me lmao

 

[grump]

While it seems utterly farcical, only someone like DSP could manage attract a handful of sub-50 IQ fans with richs parents. I don't believe any one of them runs a buisness or earns anything above middle-management, you can't enjoy Phil and be a competant human being.

11/05/2021 1:09:30 PM < thedeviluk: Smart. I'm a dumb ass.
11/05/2021 2:31:52 PM < thedeviluk: I’m rich.

Had to fix that for you UK Devil. Free of charge.

i would say rich people have done stranger things to buy themself entertainment

ACKtually. Rich people, especially ones who earned it being paypigs is the exception rather than the norm. Especially for the more pathetic stuff like DSP and WWE champs. Most paypigs are on the poorer side or siphon money from someone else. He's probably fibbing or at most has moderately well off but not spectacularly wealthy parents he can leech off of.

 

[gh0stzero]

You guys overthink this whole vaxx thing. It has nothing to do with sideeffects and everything to do with being lazy and being afraid to interact with other humans.

That is 100% true. However I like reading the whole autistic analysis of what brand of fucking seltzer water Phil is drinking and other stuff for funsies.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

His begging is so normal to me now, that reading an article outside of the tractor community made me realize how fucking INSANE his begging is. Him calling someone mentally ill for not wanting to make a PayPal was just so normal to me lmao

I rarely watch gaming streamers and when I do it's usually for a newly released game or DLC for an autism spreadsheet simulator which is the kinda game I usually play, think Europa Universalis. I do it to see if the game or DLC is worth purchasing. The last stream I checked out was a few weeks ago and it was for Rome Total War Remastered and you get a massive feeling of whiplash when the streamer interacts with chat, sounds genuinely grateful for every khantribution, doesn't mention needing donations, and most importantly has fun playing the game. If there's an idiot in the stream chat and he needs to get leaned on it's done quietly and not turned into a clown show where the streamer bitches about detractors, nudniks and mahrans for the next 30 seconds/15 minutes.

 

[PieceofShet]

Wow. I heard notdsp got departnered from sons of smackdown too. Its a good thing they are different person cause i would be pissed by right now.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

So instead of using a system that arbitrarily marks its zero at the freezing point of brine, you use a system that totally-not-arbitrarily uses the freezing point of water. Euphoric metricists are as annoying as euphoric atheists.

You Celsius fags should totally use the Reamur scale, it was invented first, was the official scale in France at one point so it gets extra faggot points, and has the boiling point of water at 80 degrees (freezing at zero just like your fag Centigrade scale) so it has even less basis in human experience. I only know about it because I dug up an old thermometer that was scaled in Fahrenheit and Reamur out of the trash heap behind my grandparents' house.

 

[Shabobus]

I rarely watch gaming streamers and when I do it's usually for a newly released game or DLC for an autism spreadsheet simulator which is the kinda game I usually play, think Europa Universalis. I do it to see if the game or DLC is worth purchasing. The last stream I checked out was a few weeks ago and it was for Rome Total War Remastered and you get a massive feeling of whiplash when the streamer interacts with chat, sounds genuinely grateful for every khantribution, doesn't mention needing donations, and most importantly has fun playing the game. If there's an idiot in the stream chat and he needs to get leaned on it's done quietly and not turned into a clown show where the streamer bitches about detractors, nudniks and mahrans for the next 30 seconds/15 minutes.

I'll admit I don't watch a lot of streamers, but I've never seen one who delved into their personal finances even a fraction of the amount Phil does. Not once, while Phil does it every single stream. He talks about money and trolls so much that his chat just accepts it as normal.

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

I'll admit I don't watch a lot of streamers, but I've never seen one who delved into their personal finances even a fraction of the amount Phil does. Not once, while Phil does it every single stream. He talks about money and trolls so much that his chat just accepts it as normal.

If Phil didn't do any of that, he would be no different from the people who stream to 0-3 people online, except they would be more entertaining.

 

[kamekmagik]

I rarely watch gaming streamers and when I do it's usually for a newly released game or DLC for an autism spreadsheet simulator which is the kinda game I usually play, think Europa Universalis. I do it to see if the game or DLC is worth purchasing. The last stream I checked out was a few weeks ago and it was for Rome Total War Remastered and you get a massive feeling of whiplash when the streamer interacts with chat, sounds genuinely grateful for every khantribution, doesn't mention needing donations, and most importantly has fun playing the game. If there's an idiot in the stream chat and he needs to get leaned on it's done quietly and not turned into a clown show where the streamer bitches about detractors, nudniks and mahrans for the next 30 seconds/15 minutes.

Yep that's another thing I completely agree with. I used to not watch any streams or let's plays, but over the last few years I've taken to watching blind (not like SBM) playthroughs of games I loved to see people experience it as well and I legitimately can not believe how bad dsp is. The begging and toxicity are the main things, but even just his commentary. It's so absolutely boring. Take away the toxicity and we're still left with legit the worst most unwatchable streamer I've ever watched. I wonder how many of those people I've enjoyed watching make 115k of straight cash from fans

 

[bajagoogoo]

Also apparantly they've been watching since 2012 but only thought to follow 20 hours ago?

I lost track on how many of Phil's fans are a long time viewer who just so happens to show up when Phil needs his ego boost after making himself look like an enormous asshole.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

The only streamer I watch nowadays is DDRJake and he's as different from DSP as a person can possibly be. Such a cool dude, not super well known, streams for a living but never once has he mentioned money.