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Makeover time

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The goal was to feminize his features while keeping in line with his aesthetic and preferred maintenance levels.

Bangs. These cover up the forehead lines, receding hairline, brow ridge, and bushy eyebrows. He could also reshape his brows and get Botox and side swept bangs, but that seemed like more maintenance than he'd realistically want.

Lip color. He doesn't seem to like wearing makeup, but he should make an exception for this one thing. Tinted lip balm is cheap, moisturizing, and delicious, and he wouldn't have to worry about getting the application just right (unlike lipstick.) Maybelline Baby Lips in "Cherry Me" is the shade that was attempted here.

Side cut. The side cut has been raised a little higher. This is because his shave currently lands right where a bald man's ring of hair would be, so people see it and think "bald," even though it's technically reverse-bald. The side cut stayed only because he seems intent on keeping it.

Piercings. Males have a longer philtrum than females, so these were an effort to create the illusion of a shorter philtrum. Our brains group the Medusa piercing with the top lip, and likewise the septum ring with the bottom of the nose. This gives the impression that the philtrum is only as long as the distance between the two piercings.

Tattoo. Women who are into alt fashion will often have tattoos in places that accentuate their femininity, so he was given a flirty botanical tattoo for his decollette area. I also thought it might be a good insurance policy to further distract the eye.
Kev can't do bangs. He doesn't have enough hair for them. His combover is there to disguise his receding hair line. Bangs would only accent that. Kev's best chance at looking like an actual woman in person would be to poison the town's water system with LSD or something. Barring that, he should shoop the hell out of his photos and be content with catfishing people.
 
Kev can't do bangs. He doesn't have enough hair for them. His combover is there to disguise his receding hair line. Bangs would only accent that. Kev's best chance at looking like an actual woman in person would be to poison the town's water system with LSD or something. Barring that, he should shoop the hell out of his photos and be content with catfishing people.
I don't understand the mechanics of disappearing hair, could he not have bangs if the hair at the front was just grown long and then just cut along the front?
 
I don't understand the mechanics of disappearing hair, could he not have bangs if the hair at the front was just grown long and then just cut along the front?
His hairline has receded enough that growing out bangs would just make them look really thin and wispy. It would draw just as much attention to his balding as not having them. Think of it as a troon combover. Deadbeat dad and Rat King member Kyle Burns does them on a regular basis if you want to take a look:

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I wonder if Kevin will go for FFS now that Wedge is getting it. We all know Kevin loves to waste his money, so it would be perfect.
You'd need a butcher that's equal parts necromancer and alchemist in order to make Kevin's face look within 10 miles of feminine.
 
Speculating what haircare tips could make Kev look less bald is useless. It’s fried to hell and back from bleaching and the only thing stopping it from looking like straw is months worth of grease. If he were to go to a salon for a wash, style, and cut, his hair will break off like a cracker. His AGP addled mind thinks he doesn’t need to wash and groom himself to be the hot chick he imagines himself to be.
 
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really need someone to cum inside me slowly and painstakingly feed an inert mixture of piss and spermless cum into me using a teat pipette and a magnifying glass rn

Kev is a busy man with enough bespoke degeneracy to occupy him round the clock. He could save valuable time by automating generic shit like this, "gosh i'm so gay", "wow can't believe i have a vag" and so on.
 
Speculating what haircare tips could make Kev look less bald is useless. It’s fried to hell and back from bleaching and the only thing stopping it from looking like straw is months worth of grease. If he were to go to a salon for a wash, style, and cut, his hair will break off like a cracker. His AGP addled mind thinks he doesn’t need to wash and groom himself to be the hot chick he imagines himself to be.

Wonder if taking cross sex hormones has something to do with hair turning to shit. Yes, Kevin is a unhygienic pig manbaby, but if testosterone can dry up a puss, make you stink bad, give you acne and extra grease, what could extra estrogen do?
 
Wonder if taking cross sex hormones has something to do with hair turning to shit. Yes, Kevin is a unhygienic pig manbaby, but if testosterone can dry up a puss, make you stink bad, give you acne and extra grease, what could extra estrogen do?
Make you whine a whole lot and eat up all the ice cream.
 
His hairline has receded enough that growing out bangs would just make them look really thin and wispy. It would draw just as much attention to his balding as not having them. Think of it as a troon combover. Deadbeat dad and Rat King member Kyle Burns does them on a regular basis if you want to take a look:

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I hadn't seen that Burns photomontage before, but it's gold 😁
 
Wonder if taking cross sex hormones has something to do with hair turning to shit. Yes, Kevin is a unhygienic pig manbaby, but if testosterone can dry up a puss, make you stink bad, give you acne and extra grease, what could extra estrogen do?
Generally speaking, MTF hormones will stop the balding process, and will usually reverse at least some of it.

Kevin's continued baldness despite SRS and HRT is comically bad luck.
 
I wonder if Kevin will go for FFS now that Wedge is getting it. We all know Kevin loves to waste his money, so it would be perfect.
I was gonna say that breast implants are more likely to come first, because come on now, but good work, kiwis!
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Although he was likely just fishing for this:
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Boob job saga would be so much better (milkier lol), though. We should post more about how no actual woman (much less any attractive one) has weird, sad, moobs like Kev's.

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And honestly, their size is kinda remarkably small, relative to the rest of his obese body. I've seen less-fat guys with rounder, more femininely-proportioned tits.

A nice, big pair of implants might unironically distract the eye from Kev's obviously male-pattern fat distribution. It might even be exactly what he needs to finally coom like he could before getting his sex organ lopped off. In fact, I bet with big enough implants, he'll coom even better than before!
 
lolol "You can't avoid ME, I'm avoiding YOU!" Sure, Kevin. If you goddamn troons kept to yourselves these tranny threads wouldn't exist. You can all move to troon island and have your own little intranet and tranny post on there so no one has to hear about girl dick ever again.
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lolol "You can't avoid ME, I'm avoiding YOU!" Sure, Kevin. If you goddamn troons kept to yourselves these tranny threads wouldn't exist. You can all move to troon island and have your own little intranet and tranny post on there so no one has to hear about girl dick ever again.
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Translation: "we turboautists can't get along with you FUCKING NORMIES RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE so we just kinda stay holed up in our goblin caves surrounded by anime figurines and transformers"
 
lolol "You can't avoid ME, I'm avoiding YOU!" Sure, Kevin. If you goddamn troons kept to yourselves these tranny threads wouldn't exist. You can all move to troon island and have your own little intranet and tranny post on there so no one has to hear about girl dick ever again.
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"This is why a lot of us prefer to avoid you."
You think that is a punishment, Kevie?
Fuck, if all trannies of the world would want the madagascar solution, there would be much rejoicing everywhere.
 
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Doesn't he live with his misteress?
Whom iirc still has a cock?
Wicked sex life, bro
Kev’s lack of sex life is the only thing keeping me from getting MATI. He’s been with Penis for what? 4 years and their sex life has evaporated. They haven’t even hit the 7 year itch and it’s obvious Penis is tired of him. Penis interacts more with Boner on twitter than he does with Kev and seems to enjoy Boner’s company much more.

Kev talks big shit about how much of a slut he is but Penis won’t even touch him, Kev can’t even conceptualize having sex with Jen the Shit Eater as they both have stink ditches. Something he bemoaned about before Clown Whore enter the picture.

You know what they say, the people who horny post the most have the least sex.
 
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