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[Guntkvd]

Tom acts like his video is super malicious and hard towards Quinton. When it's just a basic bitch retelling without ad homs.
The bones of a boiling frog are incinirated at this point.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

For fuck's sake Tom stop lurking and just join us. It's fun.

He already has an account and he has already posted in this thread.
The fowl abandoned us but he has returned with the ciggies and Guinness.

I liked the video, pretty solid and to the point. While nowhere near as detailed as Beige's docs, Poultry Paul has managed to assemble a good intro on why this thread even exists.

I want to highlight two comments from the video:

1)


The EFAP part of Quinton lore is the least documented and this post sums it up nicely.
A) The last remains of the Citizen Kane video are the first five minutes. Thank the EFAP spergs for it.
B) The screencaps of the comment section of said video.
C) More screencaps.

2)


Context: Mark was one of the guppies (commentary channels that made videos on Quinton back in 2018, he made two)... and he also collaborated with Quinton back in December. Considering they both had to make clear they weren't on bad terms and that some of Q's fans saw this as a "redemption arc" I think this might spell doom to a YouTube frenship and means that Quinton wasted $25 on an LS Mark plushie.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

The video is pretty good, but he missed the time Q accused some Sceptics(?) of throwing around gamer words while they met up at VidCon and shared an AirBnB, and Someblackguy refuting that and pointing out Q was just a dick in general and didn't even want to share a ride with them. Shame, because that was one of Quinton's finest moments.

 

[Gar For Archer]

Wait, Turkey Tom and Zaptie are the same person?

 

[zetamale]

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Context: Mark was one of the guppies (commentary channels that made videos on Quinton back in 2018, he made two)... and he also collaborated with Quinton back in December. Considering they both had to make clear they weren't on bad terms and that some of Q's fans saw this as a "redemption arc" I think this might spell doom to a YouTube frenship and means that Quinton wasted $25 on an LS Mark plushie.

wait until you hear about all the money quinton wasted on his own plushie

 

[Jack Awful]

Tom acts like his video is super malicious and hard towards Quinton. When it's just a basic bitch retelling without ad homs.
The bones of a boiling frog are incinirated at this point.

The fact him saying "Quinton is responsible for his own actions" is seen as cruel now shows how soft YouTube creators have become.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

I think the video is a good intro to Quinton and his braindead, self-kneecapping ways. You come here if you really want to get deep in the Quinton-hole.

Hopefully a phrase never spoken again

 

[ReggieRiceFields]

Wait, Turkey Tom and Zaptie are the same person?

Yes.

 

[SpergPatrol]

The fact him saying "Quinton is responsible for his own actions" is seen as cruel now shows how soft YouTube creators have become.

He said he was going to be mean like his 2018 days when he posted on twitter.
Tom outright just lied because 2018 tom would have outright called Quinton a faggot 30 seconds into the video and went into detail how much of a pussy he was for the other 30 minutes.

My god if this is considered mean now and Quinton actually cries over this, then genuinely Quinton is the biggest pussy to have ever exist because that isn't even kindergarden name calling.

 

[ReggieRiceFields]

He said he was going to be mean like his 2018 days when he posted on twitter.
Tom outright just lied because 2018 tom would have outright called Quinton a faggot 30 seconds into the video and went into detail how much of a pussy he was for the other 30 minutes.

My god if this is considered mean now and Quinton actually cries over this, then genuinely Quinton is the biggest pussy to have ever exist because that isn't even kindergarden name calling.

There is not a single negative comment Quinton won't lose sleep over, especially one that while not toxic in any way, shape or form, directly challenges his perspective and his version of history.

This is a guy that feels the need to disclose tmi about his "hardships" despite being ghosted. Hell, he even makes comments in public like that, he's the embodiment of the most pathetic aspects of social media.

 

[zetamale]

spent much more time than necessary on this quinton twitter reaction bingo!

Spoiler

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

>references an "Internet gossip forum"
>compares Quinton to Movieblob
For fuck's sake Tom stop lurking and just join us. It's fun.

Countdown until he uses the word "amhole" in a video

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The fact him saying "Quinton is responsible for his own actions" is seen as cruel now shows how soft YouTube creators have become.

He said he was going to be mean like his 2018 days when he posted on twitter.
Tom outright just lied because 2018 tom would have outright called Quinton a faggot 30 seconds into the video and went into detail how much of a pussy he was for the other 30 minutes.

My god if this is considered mean now and Quinton actually cries over this, then genuinely Quinton is the biggest pussy to have ever exist because that isn't even kindergarden name calling.

I’d blame the fact that “bullying” tactics on YouTube has made people more passive aggressive than usual. If Quinton thinks that a Turkey Tom video is mean, just imagine what it would be like if Ethan Klein managed to watch this.

It’d be a disaster all around.

 

[BlackPuppet]

I love how people on YT praised the Chicken Chump video when he did the bare minimum amount of work for a video on Quinton. Jimmy Neutron intro was funny though.

 

[Small-arms Supremacy]

I’d blame the fact that “bullying” tactics on YouTube has made people more passive aggressive than usual. If Quinton thinks that a Turkey Tom video is mean, just imagine what it would be like if Ethan Klein managed to watch this.

It’d be a disaster all around.

The only reason everyone became more passive aggressive is because YT is a shit platform. When you ban people who call you a faggot for posting cringe you create a community of people hinting at how much they hate each other and crying whenever they get the slightest bit of criticism.

Stopping people from bullying "early and often" was a mistake.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Nick the Oreo dropped a video eight hours ago and, surprise surprise, it is another L for Team Reviews.

It is only eight minutes starting at 32:00 and presented by a smaller commentator (a guppie, if you will) named Allucid. Not hate here but if the Turkey Tom video was already superficial for the sake of brevity, this one will give you flashbacks to 2018. Neither Allucid nor Oreo were particularly knowledgeable on Quinton but they both plug Tom's and Beige Frequency's vids in case you want to learn proper why people dislike him. With that said, it seems Quinton being deemed a pest amongst creators is something of a well-spread narrative.

I can totally see the Quintonians and Quintonettes spinning this to be a W though. Quinton gets thumbnail and title honors despite only getting eight minutes of attention. On the heads of the Quew they will think Quinton is ever so close to reaching the threshold of disgraced Reddit YouTubers like Klein and iDubbbz. How funny it is that Quinton jumps from one circle of barely relevant legacy creators to another?

 

[zetamale]

gem i found on twitter, guess all it takes for people to turn on quinton is to actually learn who quinton is

edit: cheick is actually somewhat notable for being in the pizza party podcast clique, and is friends with both ls mark and toonerifiq tariq. i know for a fact that he and hillary quinton were in nolan's (the minor fetish miner from pizza party podcast) discord server together too

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

How will Quinton respond to those 2 videos? Will he just passively-aggressevely tweet about how mean people are and then run for his discord support group? Or will he say "enough is enough" and drop a video response? Hope for the second tbh, much more funny, but unlikely since Quinton is a coward.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Credit where credit is due. While nowhere near as recognised as Contrapoints, he managed to dethrone her thread-wise. Just one page and Contra is considerably less active but an accomplishment nonetheless.

Quinton already has the second-longest thread amongst breadcows, only behind Lindsay Ellis, and is in the upper echelon of reviewers only behind the most legendary threads from Channel Awesome and MovieBob which preceded this thread for at least two years. Just twenty pages shy of 300. This thread could have easily gone the routes of niche threads but Quinton himself kept giving us hope.

All while most people outside of his very specific corner of the Internet don't know him outside his sperg battle against Mumkey and are at best familiar with his thirst for mouthfeel.

Semper Q.

And no, he won't answer directly. But take his relative inactivity on twitter.com as a sign he is having a meltdown.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Nice suggestions Google. Machine Learning at work.