Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[sauerkraut]

Also, it appears @Continuous3ath may be set to private because I can't find her on twitter, but her pic looks rather young. Is Staph going after another minor?

You missed a letter- her username is continuousd3ath. She doesn't have her age listed anywhere that I could find but from what I've seen of these kinds of arguments, if she was a minor she'd waste no time in castigating Steph for being in her thirties and arguing with her (which, honestly, would be fair, but mainly because it's really pathetic for a grown woman to argue with teens over twitter bullshit). She does seem like she's a fair bit younger than Stephanie, though, at least judging by her photos.

Anyway, I don't want to spam the thread too much but Steph's still going:

I think this is actually the point where Stephanie's antics have ceased to be amusing for me; now she's just depressing. She's a 32-year-old woman with no job, no friends, no meaning in her life, and she's so dependent on twitter clout to validate her self-image as an activist and community leader that she's chimping out like this over one person getting mad at her. Her whiny tweets asking how to apologize "in a way that people forgive you" and her subsequent apology- petulant and childish, like a toddler who's been asked by an adult to say she's sorry when she isn't- just make me feel kind of miserable.

 

[Ceres]

Staph and people like her are the reason trigger warnings are a joke now and the general term itself has been bastardized to hell, because a picture of a donut or seeing the word idiot is just as distressing to privileged white kids as what a veteran might experience when hearing fireworks, or someone having to face their childhood abuser in a legal setting. I still find myself saying “I hate to use this word, but what I felt was triggered” when describing an event like a dissociative episode or meltdown that was brought on by outside influences and real life situations, not getting upset over what some random fuck on the internet says.

She’s done absolutely nothing but bring embarrassment and harm to the communities she so desperately claims solidarity with, she’s like a grotesque hybrid of Jonathan Yaniv and Rachel Dolezal. She obviously envisions herself as an educated and woke figurehead and advocate when it comes to religion and gender and mental health, but the reality is her minuscule online presence does nothing but embarrass her and make others laugh at her. She’s utterly unremarkable and talentless and unlikable in every sense, she can never hope to be anything other than a joke.

*editing to add my disbelief that someone would disrespected their denim jacket so much as to stitch one of Staph’s dorito encrusted finger painted patches onto it, there’s tons of cheaper and better quality options on Etsy.

 

[marjoram]

Also, STILL trying to get SSI after how many denials?? "I'm weird and I have crappy handwriting!! Give me money!!1!".

Gee Gyro, I'd imagine potatos WOULD have bad handwriting, but it really doesn't matter, you don't need it for anything. Stop trying to scam money, you keyboard warrior you.

 

[Actually Christian Bale]

You missed a letter- her username is continuousd3ath. She doesn't have her age listed anywhere that I could find but from what I've seen of these kinds of arguments, if she was a minor she'd waste no time in castigating Steph for being in her thirties and arguing with her (which, honestly, would be fair, but mainly because it's really pathetic for a grown woman to argue with teens over twitter bullshit). She does seem like she's a fair bit younger than Stephanie, though, at least judging by her photos.

Anyway, I don't want to spam the thread too much but Steph's still going:
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I think this is actually the point where Stephanie's antics have ceased to be amusing for me; now she's just depressing. She's a 32-year-old woman with no job, no friends, no meaning in her life, and she's so dependent on twitter clout to validate her self-image as an activist and community leader that she's chimping out like this over one person getting mad at her. Her whiny tweets asking how to apologize "in a way that people forgive you" and her subsequent apology- petulant and childish, like a toddler who's been asked by an adult to say she's sorry when she isn't- just make me feel kind of miserable.

Oh, Steph. She just... needs to get off the internet. That would REALLY help her getting caught in those mental spirals. She needs to do something with her life besides LGBT and twitter and witchery. Even a part-time office job would probably make her feel accomplished because she's out there doing stuff and interacting with people. If she never forces herself into anything uncomfortable or taxing she'll never get out of that twitter-LGBT-witchery comfort zone she's built in her parents' house. But I severely doubt she's gonna do any of that.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

I think I can translate what's going on between Staph and continuousd3ath.

Spoiler

 

[Little Dark Age]

You missed a letter- her username is continuousd3ath. She doesn't have her age listed anywhere that I could find but from what I've seen of these kinds of arguments, if she was a minor she'd waste no time in castigating Steph for being in her thirties and arguing with her (which, honestly, would be fair, but mainly because it's really pathetic for a grown woman to argue with teens over twitter bullshit). She does seem like she's a fair bit younger than Stephanie, though, at least judging by her photos.

Anyway, I don't want to spam the thread too much but Steph's still going:
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I think this is actually the point where Stephanie's antics have ceased to be amusing for me; now she's just depressing. She's a 32-year-old woman with no job, no friends, no meaning in her life, and she's so dependent on twitter clout to validate her self-image as an activist and community leader that she's chimping out like this over one person getting mad at her. Her whiny tweets asking how to apologize "in a way that people forgive you" and her subsequent apology- petulant and childish, like a toddler who's been asked by an adult to say she's sorry when she isn't- just make me feel kind of miserable.

"I can't BELIEVE people accuse me of being manipulative and making things all about me"

(3 seconds later)

"Omg I'm crying, will this affect my business??"

Amazing. Just amazing
Also, what business?? She could make 10x as many sales on etsy and I still don't think it would even be enough to factor into her taxes. Even the IRS knows "businesses" like that are just hobbies. And bringing up this thread YET AGAIN. She must be starved for attention.
As for being constantly misinterpreted and read as aggressive and self-centered: you know what they say, if you go out and meet one asshole, you met one asshole. If you meet twelve, the asshole might be you.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

While everything Stephie says about trauma and such is total bullshit, the truth is if she believes it she would 100% need to get off social media. If the thought of people speaking about you makes you so paranoid you spaz out at randoms you obviously can't be posting in a public forum where the explicit purpose is discussing what was posted.

 

[Monkey Pink]

You missed a letter- her username is continuousd3ath. She doesn't have her age listed anywhere that I could find but from what I've seen of these kinds of arguments, if she was a minor she'd waste no time in castigating Steph for being in her thirties and arguing with her (which, honestly, would be fair, but mainly because it's really pathetic for a grown woman to argue with teens over twitter bullshit). She does seem like she's a fair bit younger than Stephanie, though, at least judging by her photos.

Anyway, I don't want to spam the thread too much but Steph's still going:
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I think this is actually the point where Stephanie's antics have ceased to be amusing for me; now she's just depressing. She's a 32-year-old woman with no job, no friends, no meaning in her life, and she's so dependent on twitter clout to validate her self-image as an activist and community leader that she's chimping out like this over one person getting mad at her. Her whiny tweets asking how to apologize "in a way that people forgive you" and her subsequent apology- petulant and childish, like a toddler who's been asked by an adult to say she's sorry when she isn't- just make me feel kind of miserable.

I never thought she'd ever come to these realizations. Props on her for having self-awareness for a day.

 

[Ceres]

This tweet fucking sent me, I cannot with her lack of self awareness. “I have trauma too, my family called me rude and disrespectful and once when I was just 15 my father called me a bitch!!” Some people remember their dads putting cigarettes out on their arms or giving them a black eye when they were 15 years old, but Steph’s dad called her a bitch once and she has to carry that trauma every day!

Imagine her telling that to a queer POC whose parents disowned them and threw them out on the streets when they were a defenseless teen. No wonder she has such a hard time fitting in and making friends in the groups she’s constantly encroaching on and attempting to speak over, she grew up so sheltered and privileged that minor inconveniences and simple adult obligations feel like traumatic events to her.

Yeah Staph, you are too sensitive, and you absolutely are doomed, to use your word. You’re a 32 year old virgin potato whose life revolves around obsessive performative virtue signaling online and larping as a satanic witch while vying for attention from people a generation younger than you on Twitter, the closest you’ve ever been to a real relationship besides your ghost fantasies is when you groomed minors on DA into believing you were the spirit of Michael Jackson, and if your parents hadn’t acted out in love and fear for your safety by revoking your phone privileges you could’ve gotten into a shitload of trouble. You 100% deserve to have this shit follow you everywhere you go, and you keep making it easier by constantly referencing this thread.

As bad as I’d feel for her parents, I hope she never gets approved for any type of government assistance. The idea of tax dollars funding this hypochondriac whoopie pie’s existence is ridiculous, especially since a college degree was already wasted on her.

 

[Cyber Goose]

Idiot is not a ableist but making fun of disabled "Frank!" guy sure as fuck is.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Wow as soon as I was about to unfollow the thread delivers. Cry more, Staph.

You missed a letter- her username is continuousd3ath. She doesn't have her age listed anywhere that I could find but from what I've seen of these kinds of arguments, if she was a minor she'd waste no time in castigating Steph for being in her thirties and arguing with her (which, honestly, would be fair, but mainly because it's really pathetic for a grown woman to argue with teens over twitter bullshit). She does seem like she's a fair bit younger than Stephanie, though, at least judging by her photos.

Anyway, I don't want to spam the thread too much but Steph's still going:
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I think this is actually the point where Stephanie's antics have ceased to be amusing for me; now she's just depressing. She's a 32-year-old woman with no job, no friends, no meaning in her life, and she's so dependent on twitter clout to validate her self-image as an activist and community leader that she's chimping out like this over one person getting mad at her. Her whiny tweets asking how to apologize "in a way that people forgive you" and her subsequent apology- petulant and childish, like a toddler who's been asked by an adult to say she's sorry when she isn't- just make me feel kind of miserable.

Hard disagree. Staph is only amusing when she's miserable.

 

[Chromeo]

You missed a letter- her username is continuousd3ath. She doesn't have her age listed anywhere that I could find but from what I've seen of these kinds of arguments, if she was a minor she'd waste no time in castigating Steph for being in her thirties and arguing with her (which, honestly, would be fair, but mainly because it's really pathetic for a grown woman to argue with teens over twitter bullshit). She does seem like she's a fair bit younger than Stephanie, though, at least judging by her photos.

Anyway, I don't want to spam the thread too much but Steph's still going:
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I think this is actually the point where Stephanie's antics have ceased to be amusing for me; now she's just depressing. She's a 32-year-old woman with no job, no friends, no meaning in her life, and she's so dependent on twitter clout to validate her self-image as an activist and community leader that she's chimping out like this over one person getting mad at her. Her whiny tweets asking how to apologize "in a way that people forgive you" and her subsequent apology- petulant and childish, like a toddler who's been asked by an adult to say she's sorry when she isn't- just make me feel kind of miserable.

Fucking hell, the idea you can specifically "apologize in a way so that people forgive you" is so stupid. That isn't how forgiveness works. You can't force forgiveness, it has to be freely given. You can apologize as well as humanly possible, and if that person you wronged still doesn't want anything to do with you, that's within their right and you can't make them react differently. Part of being an adult, nay, a functioning human at all, is understanding you can't fucking control other people.
And for what it's worth Stephanie, you don't apologize well. You absolutely do guilt-trip people. One tweet! You can apologize in ONE TWEET! Just say "I'm sorry, I fucked up, I promise I won't do it again," then don't do it again! That's all you have to do! But instead you shit up Twitter with 5000 "woe is me, I am the worst, I'm gonna cut myself" tweets after the fact like centering everything on your feelings is what anyone wanted??
For once in your life, attempt to think about someone other than yourself. If you'd done that 11 years ago, none of us would even be here.

 

[brooky]

"Someone tell me how to ask a woman for sex in a way that she'll say yes."

Same perception of others as NPCs. Selfish, entitled, gross.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

...you mean YOU were exposed to your parents for child grooming and they still won't let you have a cellphone.

 

[Little Dark Age]

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...you mean YOU were exposed to your parents for child grooming and they still won't let you have a cellphone.

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How to be a good conversation partner and make friends:

1. Direct conversation toward yourself only and make dead-end comments always
2. Direct people to and repeatedly mention a website with a 4 year log of all the stupid incriminating shit you say and do
3. ???
4. Profit

 

[Don Dyker]

I'm losing my mind at the idea that on a list of events which produced "a whole lot of" trauma, being "called rude" ranks like third. That's genuinely the funniest thing I've seen in weeks.

 

[Ceres]

I'm losing my mind at the idea that on a list of events which produced "a whole lot of" trauma, being "called rude" ranks like third. That's genuinely the funniest thing I've seen in weeks.

If she ever went to a trauma support group for queer/autistic/whatever label she’s feeling that day and tried to paint her pretty standard American upbringing as abusive, the other attendees would probably be both insulted and amused as hell and ridicule her into another hand sanitizer bender.

It’s even more audacious for her to act like that when she was adopted. A majority of children in the system wind up in homes with touchy foster fathers or mothers that hoard their checks and will barely bother supplying them with clothes or school supplies. Staph lucked out with parents that adopted her, paid for her masters degree, and that continue allowing her to pollute their home with her presence despite her making a fool of herself online again and again.

Staph, you’re a prime example of a privileged white woman appropriating the trauma of marginalized groups in order to make themselves feel special. Now for gods sake go do something nice for your parents for once to thank them for tolerating your existence as long as they have.

 

[Chromeo]

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...you mean YOU were exposed to your parents for child grooming and they still won't let you have a cellphone.

Bruh, the only reason Abby didn't come back was because A) she was ban-evading like fuck for being underage on DA and B) she was being cyberbullied by kids that knew her IRL. She's probably back online now under her normal name, considering she's 23 and isn't a literal potato whose parents can revoke her internet.

 

[Meowzers]

If she ever went to a trauma support group for queer/autistic/whatever label she’s feeling that day and tried to paint her pretty standard American upbringing as abusive, the other attendees would probably be both insulted and amused as hell and ridicule her into another hand sanitizer bender.

see, i think it'd be the opposite. people in the real world aren't cyberbullying kiwifarmers lol. it's not in good faith to question somebody's trauma in those groups, and i imagine survivors would be kind of withdrawn due to their past traumas. staph and her narc-ass personality and bad habit of over-sharing would definitely dominate the conversation. she'd be crying about how she was called a lesbo once on high school and it gave her PTSD and a malformed vagina or something and no one would be able to get a word in edgewise to tell their stories and prove that no, she doesn't know real abuse. steph wins all the time, even though she thinks she's a poor widdle tragic traumatized smol bean who just can't catch a break

edit: a bit of a powerlevel, but i just remembered something. i met a staph at one of these groups.

Spoiler

years back i went to a support group for people with mental illness. there was a healthy collection of mentally ill people, ranging from a man with PTSD from 'nam with onset lewy-body dementia and a year left to live and this bipolar woman who lived alone with her cats. the woman completely took over the conversation, talking about her cats, interrupting others, butting in with stories of her boring life, etc. the older gentleman never got the opportunity to talk at all. i was genuinely interested in what he had to say, but the woman never shut up. the woman seemed nice enough, though, just really socially unaware and obviously lonely and had no one else to talk to about her cats and knitting. that's what steph would be like in one of these groups, except she'd be talking about her whack-ass vagina and satangenders.

i wonder what happened to that man. he must have passed away by now. i certainly hope the caretakers in his later stages of his disease weren't cracking jokes about his disabilities behind his back like ol' yarrow here does with papa frigly.

 

[Miss Misery]

Who was the guy in Missouri who got arrested?