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[FatMebius]

Watching Scott the Woz , seeing half the internet cameo in his latest video and look who dropped in out of nowhere ! Is this his current set up ? Cuz if it is it’s stupid and if it isn’t why?

The Great Linkara was there too. It's a lolcow festival.

 

[LolRaccoon]

Man oh man, that tranny vhs stack is cringe.

 

[Tonberry]

Watching Scott the Woz , seeing half the internet cameo in his latest video and look who dropped in out of nowhere ! Is this his current set up ? Cuz if it is it’s stupid and if it isn’t why?

It feels so wrong to see that smug soyface without a shelf overflowing with toys for children in the background. Still, Quinton tried to shove so much stuff into this single frame and none of it works. The result is an ugly mess that's somehow both high-effort and low-effort at the same time. It's awful and I love it.

 

[Traummaschine]

That To-Do-List is certainly growing every day

 

[Tepes Thot]

Watching Scott the Woz , seeing half the internet cameo in his latest video and look who dropped in out of nowhere ! Is this his current set up ? Cuz if it is it’s stupid and if it isn’t why?

He’s so gross and pathetic. And what is his obsession with the T? Haven’t they co-opted every letter and he’s only fixated on one?

I wanna put down money on the side that says he’s gonna be Elvira/Lilith/Sophie/*insert generic plz see I’m a “woman” name* in a little bit.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

He’s so gross and pathetic. And what is his obsession with the T? Haven’t they co-opted every letter and he’s only fixated on one?

I wanna put down money on the side that says he’s gonna be Elvira/Lilith/Sophie/*insert generic plz see I’m a “woman” name* in a little bit.

The iCarly video is his magnum opus. It’s only fitting that he uses it to finally break out of his egg and come out as Qarly.

 

[LecherousGranolaBar]

I know it's probably not the thread to say it in, but that intro in Scotts 200th video really felt like it was shitting on Projared in particular.

Kinda was sad to see Quinton and Ego in there though tbh. I'd rather those losers stay away from someone genuinely entertaining like Scott;

 

[zetamale]

Watching Scott the Woz , seeing half the internet cameo in his latest video and look who dropped in out of nowhere ! Is this his current set up ? Cuz if it is it’s stupid and if it isn’t why?

quinton: oh my god icarly is soooo problematic you guys sam literally says nigger ): *makes icarly his entire personality, actively supports the show by buying its merge and promoting it in scott's video*

 

[Neko GF]

Consoom product (and waffles)

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1396812846751756292 (Archive)

Q's next 3 videos are all going to be over an hour-long:

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1396686517272199168 (Archive)



https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1396619461399130114 (Archive)

"If you only knew how bad things really are".

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Consoom product (and waffles)
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Waffle house is peak white trash and alcoholic food. I wonder which Quinton is.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Anything related to the Big Dick At Nick will be glossed over in favor of the mundane minutiae of a show for kids.

Yeah, the entire exposure of Dan Schneider as a pretty transparent predator using skits in kids shows to play out his fantasies was brought into the mainstreams eye almost entirely through 4chan memes. Bringing him up would be supporting Chud "conspiracy theories". Good old guilt by association.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

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>Quinton talking about Waffle House
>Quinton not caring about his cat’s feelings

I think this might be on course with Quint. Only difference here is that he doesn’t know about Waffle House fights after dark.

 

[Joe Swanson]

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It looks like Quinton won't need HRT to to grow tits when he finally troons out

 

[trekkor]

Q's next 3 videos are all going to be over an hour-long:

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1396686517272199168 (Archive)

I only lurk here but I have to say, it's getting really REALLY fucking old hearing Quinton cry about not having time to make a video about whatever big online drama is going on. It only tells me he has absolutely no interest in actually making content he is passionate about or that he feels like he has something to add to the discussion. It's all views and money and asspats to him, Fucking cr1tikal will sit down in front of his PC, talk about whatever drama is going on, give his opinion and he's done. Edit it down a bit and alltogether it'll be maybe a couple of hours work, if that. Meanwhile Quinton makes it sound like he needs to rent a set, Hollywood actors for background extras and have all the great directors of the 20th century come together to make a video about some ethot throwing his cat on twitch. Like bro, make up your mind about this shit - do you want to do long-form videos a la Down the Rabbit Hole or Internet Historian's main channel or pump out daily or 3-4x-a-week videos that will be relevant to currently hype shit and will probably get you more money?

 

[Burning Fanatic]

Thought it would be worth mentioning here that Nathen, the (former) owner of Garfield Eats, now has his own thread thanks to @LiquidKid. It's a pretty good read, and has some more insight into Quinton and Nathen's relationship provided by @Woke Blue Muttlema.

 

[Josterman]

I think I found where he stands on free speech

 

[The Grimace]

I'm disappointed at the lack of a chimpout so far

 

[maguyver16]

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The cat is a cutie tbh. I have a soft spot for Russian Blues.

I only lurk here but I have to say, it's getting really REALLY fucking old hearing Quinton cry about not having time to make a video about whatever big online drama is going on. It only tells me he has absolutely no interest in actually making content he is passionate about or that he feels like he has something to add to the discussion. It's all views and money and asspats to him, Fucking cr1tikal will sit down in front of his PC, talk about whatever drama is going on, give his opinion and he's done. Edit it down a bit and alltogether it'll be maybe a couple of hours work, if that. Meanwhile Quinton makes it sound like he needs to rent a set, Hollywood actors for background extras and have all the great directors of the 20th century come together to make a video about some ethot throwing his cat on twitch. Like bro, make up your mind about this shit - do you want to do long-form videos a la Down the Rabbit Hole or Internet Historian's main channel or pump out daily or 3-4x-a-week videos that will be relevant to currently hype shit and will probably get you more money?

Quinton has fallen into the terrible predicament of the Milquetoast Youtuber. It's interesting to see him doing the ICarly special, because he feels a lot like a caricature of a Youtuber, or the estimation of one that would be played on a tv show.

This possibly could be the result of trying to play his hand in too many niches, as you previously discussed, causing his content to lack any real direction or unique taste. Think about it:

-Cr1tikal has his goofy riffing ability, plus he has been a mainstay for many years
-EmpLemon has evolved from a YTP background into actually making some high quality documentaries, that still stem from his sense of editing
-MeatCanyon has an interesting art style that stands out from a lot of his contemporaries.
-Internet Historian has gotten to the point where he literally makes short films out of stock photos.

Whether or not you agree with me, it must be at least agreed upon that each channel mentioned above brings something different to the table in their respective category. Call it a schtick, a gimmick, or an artistic choice, but it has tended to work out for these channels, at least enough to make them memorable to a large audience.

Which brings me to Quinton. What does Quinton do that stands out from any of the other droves of people who write essay type videos talking about a thing? He tried the whole Channel Awesome angle, the political angle, the film angle, etc. But it never feels like he is saying anything that actually comes from himself.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Quinton is fundamentally a clout chaser and he admits it himself, thats why his work is so soulless. His earliest stuff where he wanted to be like a CA reviewer was him at his most genuine, and that stuff is his most interesting because its clear he gives a shit. Now he just keeps doing it because... Money. Trend, trend trend. Clout. Its so soulless.

 

[Water-T]

I'm disappointed at the lack of a chimpout so far

He's most likely made a super duper exclusive Discord that only he and two of his most slavish hangers-on are listening to him cry like a little bitch about it.