Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[America's Giggling Gigolo]

You can see the games Nick plays daily, with his creepy reddit comments. He's practically lining up his next victim. We just want the tea on Nicky and Messy Tessy. These are some bad bad people. But you know that.

 

[IBrokeBob]

Being that I only discovered that this site existed about 24hrs ago, I’m having trouble navigating it on my phone & so I don’t actually know how to do that

Welcome to KF. I look forward to your contributions and insight.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Just posted in the ‘Talk to Staff’ section so will see what happens

Unsure if you saw my reply in TTS, but you are verified and good to go, welcome to the farms

 

[Lex Leigh]

Well well well. Where to start this shit show

 

[Alpacawitz]

Well well well. Where to start this shit show

What is your most memorable experience in dealing with Tess?

 

[Easy Peasy]

@Lex Leigh
Hey girl, welcome. I echo the many sympathies both for the loss of your pregnancy and for dealing with Nik.
Just a friendly word of advice since this thread is about Tess, in the long run, you're not the target. We care about your interactions with Nik, and by extension Tess. Keep your cool, take a breath, dont expect a twitter hug box, you'll be just fine.

 

[Lex Leigh]

What is your most memorable experience in dealing with Tess?

The first of one of Nick’s many documented lies to her regarding me... I don’t care about all the shit in their life they lied to eachother about, but involving me makes it personal.

Excuse the blurry shots, as the whole text sub is from a recording, so the vid has been paused to take screenshots.

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

The first of one of Nick’s many documented lies to her regarding me... I don’t care about all the shit in their life they lied to eachother about, but involving me makes it personal.

Excuse the blurry shots, as the whole text sub is from a recording, so the vid has been paused to take screenshots.

Has Nick talked about Tess being a sex worker? What were the abusive things you heard her say to him on the phone? Have you ever met/interacted with Tess one on one? How did you and Nick meet?

P.S. welcome to the farms. Very interested in your 2cents/observations about Tess and Nick!

P.S.S. Tess is a piece of shit. Start on page one of this thread if you’d like some laughable highlights.

 

[Alpacawitz]

Can you upload the video?

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

Holy shit, so Nick really isn't this mastermind who can manipulate any woman after all. He just plays dumb and innocent all the time to get out of trouble. I believe that he has sex addiction, just for the fact that he trooned out in his 30s. Somehow I feel bad for Tess but I feel worse for the kids.

 

[formerfatcow]

The first of one of Nick’s many documented lies to her regarding me... I don’t care about all the shit in their life they lied to eachother about, but involving me makes it personal.

Excuse the blurry shots, as the whole text sub is from a recording, so the vid has been paused to take screenshots.

This makes Tess look like a crazy ex but I'm failing to see how Nick is lying. He claims you had sex but you weren't dating, which lines up with what @Beezer said earlier in the thread. Do you have any evidence of him acknowledging that it was anything more than sex? Also, do you have any insight on why Tess took issue with Nick getting physical affection from you in particular?

 

[suicide hotline]

The first of one of Nick’s many documented lies to her regarding me... I don’t care about all the shit in their life they lied to eachother about, but involving me makes it personal.

Excuse the blurry shots, as the whole text sub is from a recording, so the vid has been paused to take screenshots.

I felt nauseous reading that. Cluster Bs really are all the same everywhere, it's like they all go to the same shitty person school.

do you have any insight on why Tess took issue with Nick getting physical affection from you in particular?

Sense of ownership probably, but she doesn't care about the act itself so much as she will just gleefully latch onto literally anything she can claim he did "wrong" so she can keep bringing it up and punish him indefinitely for it. She's a narc.

 

[Mrbean]

The first of one of Nick’s many documented lies to her regarding me... I don’t care about all the shit in their life they lied to eachother about, but involving me makes it personal.

Excuse the blurry shots, as the whole text sub is from a recording, so the vid has been paused to take screenshots.

Did you have permission from him to record his messages?

 

[formerfatcow]

Did you have permission from him to record his messages?

You made an account just to ask this? Are you Nick or Tess?

 

[Umaibae]

Did you have permission from him to record his messages?

no1curr

I love how Nick called her “Ryann” in the texts lmao

Tess loves to brag about all her dates and romantic escapades — but she expected Nick to stay loyal to her forever? I mean, even if we weren’t dealing with two sociopathic idiots, this is a moronic expectation. People get divorced/separated and fuck other people. Too bad, so sad Tess. Are you just sad you’re not getting any?

@Lex Leigh You alluded to the fact that Tess/Ryann maliciously outed your work as an escort / adult actress to your family. As I am sure you know, Tess spills all sorts of woke “sex work is work!” / “support sex workers!!” virtue signaling on her social media, so this is particularly interesting to us. What happened in this situation? And why did she do it?

Did Nick ever tell you where she’s getting her current cash flow? She is not modeling enough to pay for a $3500/mo apartment in a Long Beach sky rise.

What did she say to you on the phone?

EDIT:

some texts you can see in the photo roll but weren’t included

 

[Barbarus]

Well well well. Where to start this shit show

Yo bitch how many niggers you fucked? I hope you have not been soiling your white genes with nigger germs.

Also, why did you take the time to "finally" come out with your abuse with Nick your abuser over twitter of all things, ages after it took place? Ngl sounds like he made it clear that you two were not dating, sounds like you're caught up because no man really wants to date a fat girl.

You have a salvageable face, lose some weight, drop the nigger fucking, find yourself a nice white non woke bloke and become ascended.

 

[Lex Leigh]

Nick & I have been friends through social media for years. I met him (& her) at a meet & greet in Brisbane years prior when I was still a fan, before I realised what a piece of shit she was.

After my separation from my husband in May 2019 (with whom we were poly & he was dating another girl also) I continued to see the small amount of people I had already been seeing.

Fast fwd to Nov 2019 & I reached out to Nick through WhatsApp & we talked about catching up. It never happened. I messaged him again, months later in April/May & we started chatting again.

It was only after I received this email that he joined my Onlyfans, that our conversations shifted from plutonic to sexual. We sexted every day for an entire week leading up to us catching up for a coffee in May 2020.

 

[Barbarus]

Fast fwd to Nov 2019 & I reached out to Nick through WhatsApp & we talked about catching up. It never happened. I messaged him again, months later in April/May & we started chatting again.

It was only after I received this email that he joined my Onlyfans, that our conversations shifted from plutonic to sexual. We sexted every day for an entire week leading up to us catching up for a coffee in May 2020

So you were never dating? Just sexting eachother. Do you have legit proof of you two dating? Or is this abusive relationship from nick down to him not actually dating you and wanting to just fuck you?

 

[Little Dark Age]

I don’t care about all the shit in their life they lied to eachother about

Okay but we do

This is KF, not a PR service to rehabilitate one's image. Wheres the dirt

 

[Mrbean]

So you were never dating? Just sexting eachother. Do you have legit proof of you two dating? Or is this abusive relationship from nick down to him not actually dating you and wanting to just fuck you?

Lex calls herself poly but only when it suits her. She can fuck all the men she wants, but has huge insecurities about the men in her life fucking other females.