The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Iron Hamster]

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As @SeniorFuckFace has pointed out, the construction of that building is far more horrifying than Penis looking through a hole.

Also, the sawdust will probably make them clean the stove, so we'll have to reset the grease-watch.

They're using the sawdust as speedy dry for the grease.

 

[voidBits]

Can we talk about this cut into the frame support below the window and, now, the unsupported downward newly displaced force it is creating?

As much as we like to shit on them, this shouldn't be a problem
The framing each side of windows is the load bearing element, nowadays new builds in some places just fix windows with expanding foam
Also looking at the amount of timber in the section we can see of the original, this thing is way over built. It also looks like the internal walls are clad in board rather than sheetrock, so yeah, not a problem as far as fucking with structural elements goes

I mean, I'd have made the opening larger, framed out the opening and then put the vent in, which if you can, is the proper way for all sorts of reasons
But as long as they weather-seal this properly, what they're doing is no issue

What I can't get over is the almost belligerent foolishness of not covering the work surfaces
They've got enough fucking cardboard ffs
5 minutes at the start with a craft knife and some duct tape when they were fresh, and they'd have saved themselves an hr at the other end when they were tired and wanting to finish and have a smoke

 

[Flour]

Clearly the new alpacas should be called Penny and Wise.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

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Holy shit, it all makes sense now.

This was all the buildup to a new horror ARG!

 

[Comandante Marcos]

That poor fucking stove.

Yeah, a real nice Samsung stove turned to shit in, what, two months? Anybody who has looked at the staging photos taken two years ago has seen that the kitchen had a really nice, modern stove in it. I guess they 41%ed that one and bought the Samsung. Now the Samsung is on its last legs after two months. Jebus Fucking Christ this must be a new record for the Trancheros.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Yeah, a real nice Samsung stove turned to shit in, what, two months? Anybody who has looked at the staging photos taken two years ago has seen that the kitchen had a really nice, modern stove in it. I guess they 41%ed that one and bought the Samsung. Now the Samsung is on its last legs after two months. Jebus Fucking Christ this must be a new record for the Trancheros.

Hell, the cheapass stove in my broke-down apartment right out of college looked better than that when I got done with it. And I only cleaned that bitch maybe twice a year. What did they do to that poor damn stove?

 

[AnOminous]

I think the big thing that works against the Tranch for any form of self defense claim is they never contacted the police so there is no paper trail of ongoing threats they tried to deal with through the proper channels, but there is an extensive paper trail of them talking about killing people for coming on their property.

Even when there is a presumption in law that you are defending yourself against an intruder if violence occurs, it is almost always a rebuttable presumption. For instance, if you claim you shot an intruder trying to break down your front door and it was in fact a Girl Scout knocking on your door to sell cookies, your claim is probably going to be defeated.

 

[artilleryfroth]

POV: you are Earl breaking into the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch and this is the last thing you see before you die.
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Holy JC I’d put that thing out of its misery and then save the alpacas

 

[Lurk McDurk]

"Please leave me alone, I have failed so much at being left alone thus far that I have a nationally syndicated news media story for you to read about me, please avoid doing so, here's the link."

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

You know damn well they're not going to clean that stove, even now. Blow the dust away - hell, maybe they'll even use their newly-purchased vacuum to suck up most of the sawdust. That'll do. What? You can still cook on it!

Absolute fucking animals.

 

[SCRAM]

Jesus Mary and Joseph

body armor and a med kit.....remember to go for headshots Earl.

I'll eat my own ass if any of them can even use a TQ properly let alone solo.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Burritos again...

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[Kuritan Deplorable]

I'll eat my own ass if any of them can even use a TQ properly let alone solo.

I look forward to them treating head wounds with a TQ to the neck

 

[Gone Ham]

Burritos again...
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Kev getting ready to shit himself and destroy the septic system

 

[Miss Misery]

This thread has made me never want to eat a burrito again... and I'm from California - burritos are a food group.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

Burritos again...
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Have we figured out what night is Burrito Night yet? This seems like it must be a regularly scheduled occurrence. Or is it just random and they make burritos damn near every other day with no rhyme nor reason?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Burritos again...
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I can't see enough of the stove to say for sure but I think they actually cleaned it today.

 

[White Devil]

This thread has made me never want to eat a burrito again... and I'm from California - burritos are a food group.

I feel you on this, also being in the SW. This thread has single handedly re-evaluate what I'm eating when I'm not in gainz mode.

 

[Baloney Face]

Helpful hint: Make leftover burritos into burrito burritos.

 

[break these cuffs]

Helpful hint: Make leftover burritos into burrito burritos.

I don't think there are a lot of leftovers at the Tranch. Just a hunch given the giant guts most of them sport.