Lena Dunham - Fat, Child Molesting Attention Whore and Her Trainwreck of a Family

"Luis is a singer, song-writer, producer and musician. He’s a multi-instrumentalist whose incredible performances with Jamie-T, Turbogeist, Emma Chitty, Delilah Holiday, Suki Waterhouse and numerous others have rocked venues around the world. "

Jamie T is basically the only famous musician on that list, and he's famous for one song from 15 years ago. Suki Waterhouse is a model who makes music as a vanity project and has never charted. Turbogeist was the band Luis was in about 10 years ago, and that never got anywhere despite also including Mick Jagger's son.

Luis Felber did help found the Young Turks, which went on to become a genuinely well regarded record label, but at the time he was involved it seems it was still just a club night/illegal rave. He's also trying to launch himself as a solo artist called Attawalpa, although his official twitter account only has 300 followers, 700 likes on facebook and 100 followers on SoundCloud. Going off his bandcamp he also lists collabs with

"artists such as Misty Miller, Jennifer Herrema, Mick Jagger, Lauren Spiteri, Shame, Lokkhi Terra and Jamie T, Attawalpa has decided to step out of obscurity and into the light."

Mick Jagger presumably because he was mates with Mick Jagger's son and Lauren Spiteri is the niece of Sharleen Spiteri from the 90s band Texas. The others are either failed musicians or indie darlings that are well regarded by critics but unheard of.

I'd hazard a guess and say he's either from a pretty privileged background to be mixing with this crowd, or is a professional grifter. I think he's probably also lying about being 32, given that would have made him 15 when Young Turks was founded as a label.
I can tell you being in a band with the offspring of a famous musician points to accomplished grifter status. I can’t power level too much but let’s just say it’s a cliche that once someone with a small amount of “promise” in the music industry doesn’t find success the next move it to attach to the vanity projects of the untalented kids the rich-famous or washed up celebs. It’s for the “musicians” who have always made “fame” their top priority, not music.

At his age he’s been around the block and probably knows Lena is his best shot at a cushy life on the C-list. He’s had plenty years of banging hot chicks but also having to be a second class citizen gnawing on the scraps of celeb and trust fund crowd. Fucking Lena means he gets to sit at the celeb table. If he can keep his dick in his pant long enough to marry her then can get some side chicks to fuck and have the best of both worlds. If he’s a dedicated grifter he will stick with her until some of her fame and money rubs off on him. Her making a splashy IG announcement about dear beloved boyfriend signals the hustle is on.
 
I can tell you being in a band with the offspring of a famous musician points to accomplished grifter status. I can’t power level too much but let’s just say it’s a cliche that once someone with a small amount of “promise” in the music industry doesn’t find success the next move it to attach to the vanity projects of the untalented kids the rich-famous or washed up celebs. It’s for the “musicians” who have always made “fame” their top priority, not music.

At his age he’s been around the block and probably knows Lena is his best shot at a cushy life on the C-list. He’s had plenty years of banging hot chicks but also having to be a second class citizen gnawing on the scraps of celeb and trust fund crowd. Fucking Lena means he gets to sit at the celeb table. If he can keep his dick in his pant long enough to marry her then can get some side chicks to fuck and have the best of both worlds. If he’s a dedicated grifter he will stick with her until some of her fame and money rubs off on him. Her making a splashy IG announcement about dear beloved boyfriend signals the hustle is on.
I got a bit autismo, did a bit of digging.
He was dating a model called Emma Chitty; they got interviewed by i-D magazine's pre-spring 2010 issue
22-year old Emma Chitty is in punk rock band Thrush Metal, with bezzy mate and fellow model Alice Dellal.
When she´s not busy packing out gigs in East London, Emma can be found hanging out with her guitarist boyfriend Luis Felber.

What do you love most about each other?
E:
His soft unadulterated heart
L: She has a great ****

What do you love most about fashion?
E:
Clothes
L: How one-minute fashion can crown you 'the dogs bollocks' then the next minute it can spit you out

What do you love most about life?
E:
My boy and my band Thrush Metal
L: Being alive and having the best friends on this ultra atmosphere known as earth

Describe your personal style...
E&L:
Turbogeist
The other members of Thrush Metal were model/heiress Alice Dellal, and Isabella Ramsey, niece of the Earl of Dalhousie (and in an early interview they acknowledged not knowing how to play instruments "when we started"). Emma Chitty was friends with Mick Jagger's son, and Emma went on to start a brief lived rock band called Shuga with Luis in 2011 that released one EP. Luis also started an "avant garde pop outfit" with Alice Dellal in 2016 (0 monthly listens on Spotify).

There's also mention of Luis in Vogue Italia's November 2010 edition, talking about how Turbogeist had just played a private show for Mazdack Rassi in the basement of Milk Studios in NYC.
A fare parte dei Turbogeist c'è anche Luis Felber (chitarra e voce) e, se vi sembra un "volto noto", è perchè è stato fotografato da Mario Testino per il servizio di alcuni anni fa su Vogue Uk dal titolo London Young Guns.

Another member of Turbogeist is Luis Felber (guitarist and vocalist) - if he seems like a familar face, it's because he was shot a few years ago by Mario Testino for Vogue UK's story "London Young Guns".
That shoot was actually for British Vogue's August 2006 article "Young London". I can't find the article text but there was this review posted by Janet Street-Porter:
A 20-page feature, photographed by Princess Diana's favourite snapper, Mario Testino, is headlined "Young London", with the catchphrase "our capital's bright young things". The roll-call of names of these allegedly talented and wonderful teenagers tells you all you need to know. With few exceptions, they are introduced as the sons or daughter of someone famous or titled: Gormley, Dellal, Bailey, a couple of Guinnesses, Irons, Sykes, Ormsby-Gore and Hughes-Hallett. There's the daughter of the Earl of Uxbridge, and the son of Viscountess Normanton.
He's worked as a consultant for "Project 0", a charity for saving the oceans or something that was set up by... Mick Jagger's son. Other than that he's turned his hand to a couple of "club nights", one in the St Mortiz Club in Soho (dingy live music venue that hasn't been cool since the 60s) and one called "Just Say No" in the Arches in Bethnal Green (offshoot of the Dead Dolls Club, basically a bar that sometimes had live bands).
Also set up a short lived label called Big Meanie Records that released a live sessions EP and a Turbogeist album. There's no mention of him being involved with Young Turks outside of a few interviews, so I'd assume Luis fell out with Caius Pawson and then tried to set up his own label when he saw how well the XL Recordings imprint was doing.
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That did get me the final link in the puzzle, though, because both Luis and Caius went to Bedales, an independent boarding school in Hampshire (£30k a year), along with Mick Jagger's son. I suppose he might have gotten a scholarship but
Felber is a pretty unusual surname in the UK so I did some more searching and found there is a Roger Felber of Hampshire who's about the right age to be Luis's dad and "from 1970 to 2016 Roger Felber was a founder or shareholder in a number of companies in the money market. Firstly Anthony Mack, which became part of TP ICAP, now one of the largest currency brokers in the world and, from 2004 to 2016, the Latin America regional Brokerage for London listed CMC PLC. He has been the owner or part-owner of a number of engineering and media companies and during the 1970s and 1980s ran the airline Air Florida as well as chairing the London listed Parkfield Group PLC. In the 1990s and 2000s he partnered with Private Equity companies 3is and Dresdner Kleinwort Benson. In 2008 he led the purchase of British Pathe from the Daily Mail Group, taking over as CEO. " He has previously listed several country manors in Hampshire as his address.
Oh and
Five years ago, Roger Felber lost everything when his Parkfield conglomerate went bust after its entertainment business started eating up cash. Three years ago, Felber was back - with 3i, Europe's largest private equity supplier, on his team.

In the interim, he'd done 'wheeling, dealing and some consultancy,' says Felber. 'England is a country where if you have had a knock, it is difficult to get back into big business - certainly more difficult than in the US where if you have been in five businesses, probably one will have failed.' (This may explain why Felber spent the first 18 months after Parkfield's collapse in South America, his wife's home continent - until the terrorist group Shining Path got a little too active for comfort, that is.)

It was a chance conversation with a 3i director three years ago which proved a turning point for Felber. 'He said, "Why don't you go back to doing what you're best at - finding businesses, doing a deal, turning the business around and selling it at a profit?",' recalls Felber. So after 3i spent a couple of months checking up on him, he found a suitable company to buy, and the two were in business.
Ok so a really rich Felber in Hampshire with a South American wife... could be a coincidence but there was a production company set up for "Ivermectin The Film", which appears to be a production company for a documentary about Ivermectin use for treating covid in Peru that lists Richard, Alma-Kori and Luis Felber as officers.
So basically it's completely unsurprising that Lena Dunham likes Luis so much, because he's a rich kid who went to fancy schools and then drifted about trying to crack into the creative world. Luis took a bit of an edgier approach and wasn't successful but they've basically had the same life, and Luis is pretty comfortable relying on his network of other posh people and glitterati (and that's probably how they ended up meeting).
I'd be willing to wager that they're probably cosplaying being farmers on Mummy and Daddy's country pile in Hampshire.
 
I got a bit autismo, did a bit of digging.
He was dating a model called Emma Chitty; they got interviewed by i-D magazine's pre-spring 2010 issue

The other members of Thrush Metal were model/heiress Alice Dellal, and Isabella Ramsey, niece of the Earl of Dalhousie (and in an early interview they acknowledged not knowing how to play instruments "when we started"). Emma Chitty was friends with Mick Jagger's son, and Emma went on to start a brief lived rock band called Shuga with Luis in 2011 that released one EP. Luis also started an "avant garde pop outfit" with Alice Dellal in 2016 (0 monthly listens on Spotify).

There's also mention of Luis in Vogue Italia's November 2010 edition, talking about how Turbogeist had just played a private show for Mazdack Rassi in the basement of Milk Studios in NYC.

That shoot was actually for British Vogue's August 2006 article "Young London". I can't find the article text but there was this review posted by Janet Street-Porter:

He's worked as a consultant for "Project 0", a charity for saving the oceans or something that was set up by... Mick Jagger's son. Other than that he's turned his hand to a couple of "club nights", one in the St Mortiz Club in Soho (dingy live music venue that hasn't been cool since the 60s) and one called "Just Say No" in the Arches in Bethnal Green (offshoot of the Dead Dolls Club, basically a bar that sometimes had live bands).
Also set up a short lived label called Big Meanie Records that released a live sessions EP and a Turbogeist album. There's no mention of him being involved with Young Turks outside of a few interviews, so I'd assume Luis fell out with Caius Pawson and then tried to set up his own label when he saw how well the XL Recordings imprint was doing.
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That did get me the final link in the puzzle, though, because both Luis and Caius went to Bedales, an independent boarding school in Hampshire (£30k a year), along with Mick Jagger's son. I suppose he might have gotten a scholarship but
Felber is a pretty unusual surname in the UK so I did some more searching and found there is a Roger Felber of Hampshire who's about the right age to be Luis's dad and "from 1970 to 2016 Roger Felber was a founder or shareholder in a number of companies in the money market. Firstly Anthony Mack, which became part of TP ICAP, now one of the largest currency brokers in the world and, from 2004 to 2016, the Latin America regional Brokerage for London listed CMC PLC. He has been the owner or part-owner of a number of engineering and media companies and during the 1970s and 1980s ran the airline Air Florida as well as chairing the London listed Parkfield Group PLC. In the 1990s and 2000s he partnered with Private Equity companies 3is and Dresdner Kleinwort Benson. In 2008 he led the purchase of British Pathe from the Daily Mail Group, taking over as CEO. " He has previously listed several country manors in Hampshire as his address.
Oh and

Ok so a really rich Felber in Hampshire with a South American wife... could be a coincidence but there was a production company set up for "Ivermectin The Film", which appears to be a production company for a documentary about Ivermectin use for treating covid in Peru that lists Richard, Alma-Kori and Luis Felber as officers.
So basically it's completely unsurprising that Lena Dunham likes Luis so much, because he's a rich kid who went to fancy schools and then drifted about trying to crack into the creative world. Luis took a bit of an edgier approach and wasn't successful but they've basically had the same life, and Luis is pretty comfortable relying on his network of other posh people and glitterati (and that's probably how they ended up meeting).
I'd be willing to wager that they're probably cosplaying being farmers on Mummy and Daddy's country pile in Hampshire.
It would explain how he made his connections with the rich kids, but his family must not be too terribly rich if he’s opting to date Lena. Or, could be mummy and dad tightened the purse strings once he hit 30 or 35 and he needs to get serious about securing a rich American for his future prospects. His dad (or relatives) company going tits up four years ago probably put a major crimp in his accustomed way of living.
 
It would explain how he made his connections with the rich kids, but his family must not be too terribly rich if he’s opting to date Lena. Or, could be mummy and dad tightened the purse strings once he hit 30 or 35 and he needs to get serious about securing a rich American for his future prospects. His dad (or relatives) company going tits up four years ago probably put a major crimp in his accustomed way of living.
Sorry, I should have specified that quote came from a 1996 article in Management Today, archive.md was being really slow and timed out when I tried to archive the links.
The group collapsed in 1990 or therebouts and the Felbers apparently moved to Peru to raise Luis, but as rich people often somehow do, they bounced back - buying several multi-million pound companies and then bought British Pathé off of The Daily Mail, along with the freehold to an 18th century Georgian manor (previously having lived in Canonbury House in London and Empshott Grange in Hampshire, and they seem to have kept a pied-a-terre in the form of a townhouse in Islington).
On that basis they probably don't have "fuck you money", but I'd say they have a similar net worth to Lena Dunham, if not slightly more. Of course Luis himself doesn't have that net worth, so maybe Daddy has stopped bankrolling the creative projects.
Edit: Oh God I can't believe I've spent the last 3 hours researching the family history of Lena Dunham's boyfriend
Anyway, only other point of note is this is Luis with his ex-girlfriend Emma (who also appears to be quite rich)
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Talk about a downgrade. They've got each other's names tattoo'd on them, and it looks like they were together for almost ten years before going through a breakup during lockdown last year. Maybe Lena Dunham is an incredibly messy rebound?
 
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Guys I'm scurd she's gonna get a doctor to fish out her ovary(s) and hire a surrogate to sploosh out a Perjewvian autism spawn.

I know you all think that possibly has passed because her frozen eggs all croaked last year but I remember back when she first had her hysterectomy she said she was leaving at least one ovary in just in case and at the end of this article she confirms it. We're not competely out of the woods yet. :woo:
 
Sorry, I should have specified that quote came from a 1996 article in Management Today, archive.md was being really slow and timed out when I tried to archive the links.
The group collapsed in 1990 or therebouts and the Felbers apparently moved to Peru to raise Luis, but as rich people often somehow do, they bounced back - buying several multi-million pound companies and then bought British Pathé off of The Daily Mail, along with the freehold to an 18th century Georgian manor (previously having lived in Canonbury House in London and Empshott Grange in Hampshire, and they seem to have kept a pied-a-terre in the form of a townhouse in Islington).
On that basis they probably don't have "fuck you money", but I'd say they have a similar net worth to Lena Dunham, if not slightly more. Of course Luis himself doesn't have that net worth, so maybe Daddy has stopped bankrolling the creative projects.
Edit: Oh God I can't believe I've spent the last 3 hours researching the family history of Lena Dunham's boyfriend
Anyway, only other point of note is this is Luis with his ex-girlfriend Emma (who also appears to be quite rich)
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Talk about a downgrade. They've got each other's names tattoo'd on them, and it looks like they were together for almost ten years before going through a breakup during lockdown last year. Maybe Lena Dunham is an incredibly messy rebound?
Wanna bet Emma watched Girls and so Luis thinks his new relationship is making her jealous, lol?
 
Jack wised up and dodged the ultimate bullet. He’s busy dating a supermodel and producing Grammy-winning albums for Taylor Swift lol.
I just read the Rolling Stone interview with him and he's charming. He also mentions quite a few of the women in his life, their influence, his collaborating with them, rumors, etc (his sister who died, Lorde, Swift, others) and how he works with many women. Guess who isn't even hinted at lol

ETA: Here's the woman he's dating now. Question: Do you think Lena is more seething or coping at this point; also, I hope his gf gets pregnant because I'm terrible

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I'd hazard a guess and say he's either from a pretty privileged background to be mixing with this crowd, or is a professional grifter. I think he's probably also lying about being 32, given that would have made him 15 when Young Turks was founded as a label.

Lena says she’s three week older than him in the IG post shared here, which makes him 35. EDIT: mobile autocorrect failure

I just read the Rolling Stone interview with him and he's charming. He also mentions quite a few of the women in his life, their influence, his collaborating with them, rumors, etc (his sister who died, Lorde, Swift, others) and how he works with many women. Guess who isn't even hinted at lol

ETA: Here's the woman he's dating now. Question: Do you think Lena is more seething or coping at this point; also, I hope his gf gets pregnant because I'm terrible

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I am not a fan of the music he makes himself — the very definition of pedestrian “woo woo handclap” generic white dude crap — but as a producer, I enjoy what he’s put out. The songs he worked on from the last two TS albums are some of my favorite.

lol at this quote from the new RS interview though

What was the start of this album?

I was writing for a long time. The early process was, I got out of a relationship [with Lena Dunham], and I felt an amazing amount of darkness and depression. I fell in there. But the moment it starts to open up and you see a piece of light is a really amazing place to write from. There’s a lot of desperation in these songs, and I realized, “Oh, that’s the same feeling of being from New Jersey, that desperation of wanting out, of I want to break through into another part of my life.”

Lena was a lifesuck.
 
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Lena says she three week older than him I’m the IG post shared here, which makes him 35.



I am not a fan of the music he makes himself — the very definition of pedestrian “woo woo handclap” generic white dude crap — but as a producer, I enjoy what he’s put out. The songs he worked on from the last two TS albums are some of my favorite.

lol at this quote from the new RS interview though



Lena was a lifesuck.
My bad, he did reference her after all! I must have skimmed over the part where he was talking about the darkness and depression and New Jersey feelings lmao, I should've known that part was about Lena
 
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Happy Father’s Day to the first great love of my life. You gave me a love of stories, a pounding work ethic, a totally inappropriate sense of humor, a passion for my all-alone time, a hunger for sweet potatoes and pink paint and woolly socks. You told me I deserved everything when I felt like nothing, and you made me believe there was a me-shaped hole in the world, even if it took awhile to find. Thank you for long talks every morning at 5am your time, long days by my side in the hospital, answering the door every time I lost my keys for like 27 years. Thank you for raising a family even though you could have spent a lifetime just dancing in that brain of yours but you danced with us instead. I still can't believe you hand-sewed that mermaid costume (swipe to check the look.)​

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That description makes it sound like it's all his fault both daughters are a mess. And probably it is.
 
Lena and Luis look like ugly siblings, or perhaps inbred cousins. How utterly unfortunate.

Also, here are some more pics of Jack's current girlfriend; the one in bed was taken around the time they got together. And as most know, Jack also dated Scarlett Johansson when he was in high school. I'm not sure I understand how (or if) he ever felt any sexual attraction toward Lena.
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I mainly post these because, unlike Lena, this Carlotta chick clearly doesn't get nude for shock value or to send a frisson of repulsion down people's spines; people actually want to see her in various states of undress, which I know greatly angers dumpy Dunham.
 
I'm not sure I understand how (or if) he ever felt any sexual attraction toward Lena.
Lena was an “it” girl from 2012-2014. She also was at least 50 pounds lighter in those days too. She was never attractive but she was considered hipster royalty for a brief period of time. Those days are long gone of course…
 
ETA: Here's the woman he's dating now. Question: Do you think Lena is more seething or coping at this point; also, I hope his gf gets pregnant because I'm terrible

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Equal parts seething and coping, possibly also dilating.
I too am terrible and hope he knocks her up lol


Happy Father’s Day to the first great love of my life. You gave me a love of stories, a pounding work ethic, a totally inappropriate sense of humor, a passion for my all-alone time, a hunger for sweet potatoes and pink paint and woolly socks. You told me I deserved everything when I felt like nothing, and you made me believe there was a me-shaped hole in the world, even if it took awhile to find. Thank you for long talks every morning at 5am your time, long days by my side in the hospital, answering the door every time I lost my keys for like 27 years. Thank you for raising a family even though you could have spent a lifetime just dancing in that brain of yours but you danced with us instead. I still can't believe you hand-sewed that mermaid costume (swipe to check the look.)​

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That description makes it sound like it's all his fault both daughters are a mess. And probably it is.

I decoded the secret message
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So he's the one who told Lena that she's perfect and special. Wonder what she really means by "you danced with us instead". It's not like he gave up making deviant art to raise a family.

Lena and Luis look like ugly siblings, or perhaps inbred cousins. How utterly unfortunate.

Also, here are some more pics of Jack's current girlfriend; the one in bed was taken around the time they got together. And as most know, Jack also dated Scarlett Johansson when he was in high school. I'm not sure I understand how (or if) he ever felt any sexual attraction toward Lena.
I mainly post these because, unlike Lena, this Carlotta chick clearly doesn't get nude for shock value or to send a frisson of repulsion down people's spines; people actually want to see her in various states of undress, which I know greatly angers dumpy Dunham.

Wow, wasn't expecting nudes. Idk how he ever dated Lena unless he is just a clout junkie or something.


For the kiwis who haven't had the pleasure to appreciate Mr. Dunham's fine art.
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It hurts my soul that this is considered art.
It's basically Sonichu tier. Too bad Chris didn't know a bunch of rich art hipsters to grift like Carroll did.
 
Equal parts seething and coping, possibly also dilating.
I too am terrible and hope he knocks her up lol



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So he's the one who told Lena that she's perfect and special. Wonder what she really means by "you danced with us instead". It's not like he gave up making deviant art to raise a family.



Wow, wasn't expecting nudes. Idk how he ever dated Lena unless he is just a clout junkie or something.


For the kiwis who haven't had the pleasure to appreciate Mr. Dunham's fine art.
It hurts my soul that this is considered art.
It's basically Sonichu tier. Too bad Chris didn't know a bunch of rich art hipsters to grift like Carroll did.

These are one green skin tone away from being Pepe poopoo peepee shitposts.
 
Lena was an “it” girl from 2012-2014. She also was at least 50 pounds lighter in those days too. She was never attractive but she was considered hipster royalty for a brief period of time. Those days are long gone of course…
She also had ambitions, can be witty, self-deprecating and was writing/creating a show for HBO deal.

If you live in NYC and have juice banging chicks or getting a hot girlfriend is not difficult.

Years ago guy friend of mine in NYC (who had a lucrative job in the music industry) commented it was far easier for him to find a woman he was physically attracted to than one he found mentally or intellectually engaging.

I figure this was the case with Jack. But as Lena’s “downtime” increased and her need for attention/being the sickest girl in the world LARP exponentially increased, along with her weight, he had to gtfo. Lena becoming a munchie had to alienate most of her personal circle from that era.

The new love/new boyfriend will put her munching in low gear for the time being but if Luis’s attention starts waning or they break up the chronic illness security blanket will return in full force.
 
I don't absolutely dislike the style of these paintings, tbh. But 1. there are much better artists with a similar style and they make much, much better paintings and 2. this man has a very creepy obsession with women's behinds. Check his website... (NSFW). It's all women's anuses and vaginas and it's very disturbing.
That he does...
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