The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[titty skeleton]

The vicuna probably came in with the rescued herd last year. And since vicuna wool is worth vastly more than alpaca wool, IF THEY WERE SMART (the thead's slogan) they'd use Pepe as the stud for a pacovicuna breeding program.

Edit: More paco-vicuña links...

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I don't think it'd matter anyway. With the info we know, they can barely keep their pacas well fed. Starting a crossbreeding program is probably more than they can logistically handle. Malnourished mothers and malnourished calves are more likely to reject and suffer milk quality degredation/be rejected, and I can't imagine bad diets do much for wool quality.

I have a layman's understanding of farming and animal husbandry however, so one of the more farm-oriented thread readers are likely to correct me.

 

[Miss Misery]

I don't think it'd matter anyway. With the info we know, they can barely keep their pacas well fed. Starting a crossbreeding program is probably more than they can logistically handle. Malnourished mothers and malnourished calves are more likely to reject and suffer milk quality degredation/be rejected, and I can't imagine bad diets do much for wool quality.

I have a layman's understanding of farming and animal husbandry however, so one of the more farm-oriented thread readers are likely to correct me.

That's why I always preface my optimistic statements about things that the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch SHOULD be doing with "IF they were smart".

But they aren't smart.

 

[A Grey Cat]

The vicuna probably came in with the rescued herd last year. And since vicuna wool is worth vastly more than alpaca wool, IF THEY WERE SMART (the thead's slogan) they'd use Pepe as the stud for a pacovicuna breeding program.

Edit: More paco-vicuña links...

https://spinoffmagazine.com/jefferson-farms-the-search-for-wild-luxury/
http://www.jeffersonfarmsnaturalfibers.com/
https://nap-v.com/
http://victoryfarmpv.com/

Too bad they already trooned peppe out and rendered him as sterile as they are

 

[KooksandFreaks]

My favorite part of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in Colorado is all of the openly unhinged members with multiple firearms (literally laying about on tables, floors, any available surface) and seemingly no ability to handle them safely. This, combined with vocalizing violence (and some having acted on it) and an eagerness to provoke trouble in their community, are particularly worrisome in Jarod, Phil, and Paul.

More sympathetic viewers for Tenacious Unicorn Ranch should also wonder, after listening to many ~trans voices~, if the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch members are actually being unethical by having so many loaded firearms accessible to a group of minorities with such an astoundingly self-reported high rate of suicide.

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch.

This what I wonder about as well. Anybody else conducting drills with firearms that way and threatening to shoot up their neighbors would be on the radar of local, not to mention, federal law enforcement.

 

[AnOminous]

This what I wonder about as well. Anybody else conducting drills with firearms that way and threatening to shoot up their neighbors would be on the radar of local, not to mention, federal law enforcement.

The sheriff is already aware of them and has called them out on their shit, telling the fake news who contacted him that none of this made-up bullshit happened. But of course, the troons can just lie and claim they're afraid to call the police because they will show up and literally rape them and then murder them like George Floyd.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

The sheriff is already aware of them and has called them out on their shit, telling the fake news who contacted him that none of this made-up bullshit happened. But of course, the troons can just lie and claim they're afraid to call the police because they will show up and literally rape them and then murder them like George Floyd.

They set up the GoFundMe to put surveillance cameras all over the property. Still? No evidence of Earl.

LOL, can't even imagine how much their neighbors must dislike them. From what I can tell, it's a pretty remote road where the people who live there just want to be left to themselves.

Instead, Tenacious Unicorn is subjecting their neighbors to a relentless stream of media and horny tranny hobos. All while they turn their land into a sterile dustbowl that will take years to reclaim. Solidarity, sexy ladies.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I've stayed silent too long: we need to address the elephant in the room.

Hobos are migratory workers. What we have here at Tenacious Unicorn Ranch are tramps and bums.

"[T]he hobo works and wanders, the tramp drinks and wanders, and the bum just drinks." [Archive.]

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

That was my favorite part, too. That very female battle cry was the cherry on top.

He should have been running zigzag. Earl can't shoot you when you run zigzag. Or maybe that's alligators

Late I know, but don't run zigzag, that's Hollywood bullshit. The point of leaving cover is to get to new cover, you want to move from cover to cover as quickly as possible and the first guy out usually won't get hit assuming that he's moving with purpose.

 

[Info Player Start]

This really goes to show just how fucking hard it is to start and run a ranch. Ranchers/Farmers aren't just dumb hicks, it's a tough business.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

This really goes to show just how fucking hard it is to start and run a ranch. Ranchers/Farmers aren't just dumb hicks, it's a tough business.

But they don't have a masters in Gender Theory. Clearly they're retarded.

 

[Vaclav]

Like all other FOTM lolcows you just have to be patient and wait for them to self-destruct. After all you have 6 or 7 incredibly narcissistic immature idiots hopped up on fake hormones surrounded by guns and isolated together on a decaying moonscape with no way out. All lorded over by a egotistical moron who controls the weed and money flow.

There is a way out, don't most of the people or groups there have their own vehicles? They can hop in and drive off. Thing is, once that starts happening Penny's going to be looking suspiciously at others, questioning their loyalty. There's guaranteed to be some nasty interpersonal drama at the tranch, it's just a matter of how it happens.

No one there is well psychologically and this "communist" group has a blatantly unfair structure where the nobility play video games inside the house all day and don't have to work and the peasants have to bring their own shelter and shower in a rickety plywood stall. The donation grifting could become an especially sore point because I doubt that money is being equally distributed.

If someone decides to ditch the place and there's bad blood I can see it starting a chain reaction that breaks down the relationships that hold their system together. Trannies aren't known for their restraint when it comes to shit-talking people they think have wronged them, so as soon as some person or group breaks away from the tranch I'd expect to see lots of mud get thrown on social media. Penny is just a wannabe feudal lord after all. If these guys are such Marxists it's time for the workers to seize the means of production.

 

[Info Player Start]

But they don't have a masters in Gender Theory. Clearly they're retarded.

Damn, check mate then

 

[BSC]

Another puff piece aired on Denver 7 news today. I love how they manage to squeeze a typo into a 5-word sentence with this tweet. These are strong and independent womxn who don't need no proofreading.

Spoiler: video

Link, 2 | Archive, 2

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Is it me or is Bonnie looking really annoyed at how much Penny is talking? He complains a lot about how he isn't credited for being part owner etc, and his expression during a lot of Penny's speaking before he does looks annoyed. He even starts to interrupt.

Can't blame Penny though, Bonnie uh's and um's a lot which you don't want for someone speaking for your location.

 

[0 0]

Is it me or is Bonnie looking really annoyed at how much Penny is talking? He complains a lot about how he isn't credited for being part owner etc, and his expression during a lot of Penny's speaking before he does looks annoyed. He even starts to interrupt.

Can't blame Penny though, Bonnie uh's and um's a lot which you don't want for someone speaking for your location.

Judging by how he regularly acts, Paul seems to be a naturally negative and contemptible person. I wouldn't be surprised if he naturally gets annoyed whenever somebody else speaks instead of him.

 

[White Devil]

Judging by how he regularly acts, Paul seems to be a naturally negative and contemptible person. I wouldn't be surprised if he naturally gets annoyed whenever somebody else speaks instead of him.

Paul must have been an extremely spoiled brat as a child. He has that perpetually petulant look about of him someone that shits themselves in rage when they don't get what they want, when they want it.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I’m actually glad that they’re paying a pro instead of trying to do it themselves with an army of randos. Less stressful for the animals and more efficient if they can’t be arsed to learn to do it themselves.

Not to mention that alpacas can die if you fuck up shearing them.

 

[AnOminous]

I've stayed silent too long: we need to address the elephant in the room.

Hobos are migratory workers. What we have here at Tenacious Unicorn Ranch are tramps and bums.

"[T]he hobo works and wanders, the tramp drinks and wanders, and the bum just drinks." [Archive.]

"And the troon just seethes and dilates."

Another puff piece aired on Denver 7 news today. I love how they manage to squeeze a typo into a 5-word sentence with this tweet. These are strong and independent womxn who don't need no proofreading.

So which is it, it's a safe haven for troons, or it's constantly under siege by Earl and his redneck minions trying to rape and murder every single one of them? Did these moronic fake news "journalists" even read the apocalyptic social media of these lunatics?

 

[Ghostse]

Late I know, but don't run zigzag, that's Hollywood bullshit. The point of leaving cover is to get to new cover, you want to move from cover to cover as quickly as possible and the first guy out usually won't get hit assuming that he's moving with purpose.

Not to turn this into edgelord tacticoool chat, but this is 100% correct. You should be doing 3-5 second rushes coordinated with at least one other person/team. 3-5 seconds. That is enough time for them to shoot at you, but not accurately. You alternate which team moves, and the enemy will constantly be switching between the advancing teams. If there are multiple enemy shooters and you give them long enough, they can eventually divide their guns, so the idea is to advance quickly enough they never have the time. Covering fire and "false rushes" can also add more chaos.

The length of time you want to make yourself a target can be estimated by saying the following sentence to yourself.
"I'm up he sees me I'm down."

But of course, as others said, its absolutely retarded these troons are training to assault. If anything they should be learning where and how to take up defensive positions. They should be setting up sector stakes/markers and figuring out lines of fire. If they were serious and not just playing army (a very feminine, girly thing to do) they should be working out who should take what position, and then who takes the position of the guy who buys the first bullet. Who's your medic? Given the limited number of men you have, should your medic be playing by marine corpsman rules (where they must respond to any cry for aid), or should they prioritize their ability to keep treating wounded Where's the casualty treatment area? Where's the alternative area if that one becomes unsafe?

The only reason a defensive force like the troon pack should be doing assault training is to build cohesion and the needed mental state to act under fire, but they are doing none of the needed shit to make that happen, like having them take simulated fire.

 

[gaystoner]

"Made it their mission to make our life difficult" ...thats why there's all this evidence and not just schizophrenic tweets!

Oh...there's just schizo tweets? nvm then.