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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Edit: they have TWO registered companies allegedly one started this year as a 501. The one they are touting as a charity currently is NOT. It is a BUSINESS. If this is truly a 501, the tax returns for the 2021 Ranch will be available for viewing next year. Despite them saying this press x to doubt because it's not registered in the state of Colorado

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:cunningpepe:TENACIOUS UNICORN RANCH IS NOT A 501(c)(3) CHARITY THEY'RE A FOR PROFIT LLC. (LLC'S CANNOT BE 501(c)(3)'s IN COLORADO):cunningpepe:

Proof of bullshit is as follows.

The claim so they can't backpedal:
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The deep dive:

Charities are REQUIRED BY FEDERAL LAW to disclose their forms to the public and public record. Free and Legal.

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BUT

They're registered as:
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LLC is a for-profit business with no share holders. To refute any backpedaling the trancheros will do when they find this let me explain some autistic tax law.
IN SOME states they let LLCs also register as 501(c)(3)'s OR low income llc charity called L3C .
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Neither of which is allowed in Colorado. Therefore they CANNOT be a 501(c)(3) AND an LLC/L3C. As shown on their business records since 2018 they have registered as an LLC only.


Just to make sure let's look at the IRS website and search all 501(c)(3) charities.

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To be fair to them in my search I looked at:
  • The general search (as shown)
  • with just a few keywords such as "unicorn" "tenacious"
  • every 501(c)(3) in Westcliffe (where TUR is said to be registered in according to official state paperwork)
  • Everywhere in Colorado just in case it was registered elsewhere in the state
  • everywhere in the USA
  • Other sites that let you search 503(c)(3)

It does not exist.
They are not a charity.
They are a FOR PROFIT BUSINESS
Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is LYING to you

Don't Believe me because I'm a farmer? Go Look on the IRS yourself. It's all Legally Obtained Public Record.

Bonnie may just be ignorant of this fact despite allegedly owning half the company and it being their business to know. Or maybe they're just lying because IF they were a charity we could all see their taxes publicly which we can't. And very :optimistic: that they would release them publicly

Best Case Scenario: they're turbo retarded and don't realize their own business status
Worst Case Scenario: Lyinggggg

  • Must net 10k within 4 years
  • Mission statement for charity theirs would be underprivileged twans pweople (some of which who are convicted child molesters or ones who leave their 4 kids to go visit the tranch)
  • Must donate at least 5% of the fair market value of their assets each year to permissible donees. The bar is Low.
  • "no part of the organization’s net earnings may inure for the benefit of any private shareholder or individual". However, this does not prevent the founders or employees of the charity from receiving ""fair compensation"" for their services. I say this because Susan G Komen pays herself 500k....
 

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:cunningpepe:TENACIOUS UNICORN RANCH IS NOT A 501(c)(3) CHARITY THEY'RE A FOR PROFIT LLC. (LLC'S CANNOT BE 501(c)(3)'s IN COLORADO):cunningpepe:

Proof of bullshit is as follows

The claim so they can't backpedal:
View attachment 2306684

The deep dive:

Charities are REQUIRED BY FEDERAL LAW to disclose their forms to the public and public record. Free and Legal.

View attachment 2306645

BUT

They're registered as:
View attachment 2306690

LLC is a for-profit business with no share holders. To refute any backpedaling the trancheros will do when they find this let me explain some autistic tax law.
IN SOME states they let LLCs also register as 501(c)(3)'s OR low income llc charity called L3C .
Neither of which is allowed in Colorado. Therefore they CANNOT be a 501(c)(3) AND an LLC/L3C. As shown on their business records since 2018 they have registered as an LLC only.


Just to make sure let's look at the IRS website and search all 501(c)(3) charities.

View attachment 2306711View attachment 2306710
To be fair to them in my search I looked at:
  • The general search (as shown)
  • with just a few keywords such as "unicorn" "tenacious"
  • every 501(c)(3) in Westcliffe (where TUR is said to be registered in according to official state paperwork)
  • Everywhere in Colorado just in case it was registered elsewhere in the state
  • everywhere in the USA
  • Other sites that let you search 503(c)(3)

It does not exist.
They are not a charity.
They are a FOR PROFIT BUSINESS
Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is LYING to you

Don't Believe me because I'm a farmer? Go Look on the IRS yourself. It's all Legally Obtained Public Record.

Bonnie may just be ignorant of this fact despite allegedly owning half the company. Or maybe they're just lying because IF they were a charity we could all see their taxes publicly which we can't. And very :optimistic: that they would release them publicly

  • Must net 10k within 4 years
  • Mission statement for charity theirs would be underprivileged twans pweople (some of which who are convicted child molesters or ones who leave their 4 kids to go visit the tranch)
  • Must donate at least 5% of the fair market value of their assets each year to permissible donees. The bar is Low.
  • "no part of the organization’s net earnings may inure for the benefit of any private shareholder or individual". However, this does not prevent the founders or employees of the charity from receiving ""fair compensation"" for their services. I say this because Susan G Komen pays herself 500k....
This should go into the OP.
 
If they are soliciting donations as a 501c3 and they're not one, they're absolutely fucked. I mean, fucking fucked. It means they need to claim all of their donations as income and be taxed on it and all the people who claim the donations as tax write offs are in for an ugly surprise


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They have been saying they were since they were in boulder county when they're not... Still searching to find more posts that show they were saying it was charity way back
 
Edit: they have TWO registered companies allegedly one started this year as a 501. The one they are touting as a charity currently is NOT. It is a BUSINESS. If this is truly a 501, the tax returns for the 2021 Ranch will be available for viewing next year. Despite them saying this press x to doubt because it's not registered in the state of Colorado

View attachment 2306813

View attachment 2306804


:cunningpepe:TENACIOUS UNICORN RANCH IS NOT A 501(c)(3) CHARITY THEY'RE A FOR PROFIT LLC. (LLC'S CANNOT BE 501(c)(3)'s IN COLORADO):cunningpepe:

Proof of bullshit is as follows.

The claim so they can't backpedal:
View attachment 2306684

The deep dive:

Charities are REQUIRED BY FEDERAL LAW to disclose their forms to the public and public record. Free and Legal.

View attachment 2306645

BUT

They're registered as:
View attachment 2306690

LLC is a for-profit business with no share holders. To refute any backpedaling the trancheros will do when they find this let me explain some autistic tax law.
IN SOME states they let LLCs also register as 501(c)(3)'s OR low income llc charity called L3C .
Neither of which is allowed in Colorado. Therefore they CANNOT be a 501(c)(3) AND an LLC/L3C. As shown on their business records since 2018 they have registered as an LLC only.


Just to make sure let's look at the IRS website and search all 501(c)(3) charities.

View attachment 2306711View attachment 2306710
To be fair to them in my search I looked at:
  • The general search (as shown)
  • with just a few keywords such as "unicorn" "tenacious"
  • every 501(c)(3) in Westcliffe (where TUR is said to be registered in according to official state paperwork)
  • Everywhere in Colorado just in case it was registered elsewhere in the state
  • everywhere in the USA
  • Other sites that let you search 503(c)(3)

It does not exist.
They are not a charity.
They are a FOR PROFIT BUSINESS
Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is LYING to you

Don't Believe me because I'm a farmer? Go Look on the IRS yourself. It's all Legally Obtained Public Record.

Bonnie may just be ignorant of this fact despite allegedly owning half the company and it being their business to know. Or maybe they're just lying because IF they were a charity we could all see their taxes publicly which we can't. And very :optimistic: that they would release them publicly

Best Case Scenario: they're turbo retarded and don't realize their own business status
Worst Case Scenario: Lyinggggg

  • Must net 10k within 4 years
  • Mission statement for charity theirs would be underprivileged twans pweople (some of which who are convicted child molesters or ones who leave their 4 kids to go visit the tranch)
  • Must donate at least 5% of the fair market value of their assets each year to permissible donees. The bar is Low.
  • "no part of the organization’s net earnings may inure for the benefit of any private shareholder or individual". However, this does not prevent the founders or employees of the charity from receiving ""fair compensation"" for their services. I say this because Susan G Komen pays herself 500k....
@0 1 update op with this plz
 
Oh hey! They do still have chickens and ducks. Although I feel bad for the ducks as they usually like more water than an old tin bath and a paddling pool (Jarrod's clearly doing great at his permaculture project) and usually like to eat grass and weeds rather than live on barren soil.

Also I was under the impression that keeping chickens and ducks together was a bad idea.
 
Oh hey! They do still have chickens and ducks. Although I feel bad for the ducks as they usually like more water than an old tin bath and a paddling pool (Jarrod's clearly doing great at his permaculture project) and usually like to eat grass and weeds rather than live on barren soil.

Also I was under the impression that keeping chickens and ducks together was a bad idea.
I might be speaking out of my ass but raising ducks and chickens together is good because the ducks warn the chickens when predators approach
 
Plus, considering most of the fundraising was done via internet that brings in wire fraud and momey laundering. They better hope there's no TERFs at the IRS etc.

eta: gofundme donated and they got some large donations (I can't figure out how to edit a quote in on my phone to avoid double posting so yeah, fucked up formatting, sorry fam)
If they are soliciting donations as a 501c3 and they're not one, they're absolutely fucked. I mean, fucking fucked. It means they need to claim all of their donations as income and be taxed on it and all the people who claim the donations as tax write offs are in for an ugly surprise
 
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