Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

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Vi0l3t said:
Has she ever fully shown her chest area? That one nip slip picture looks like a dudes chest. Flat as hell with a caved chest that does not help at all.
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I was just wondering that myself. So far, this is the only photo I have come across where more than a mere slip is shown. I have yet to watch through all of her videos as those are harder to stomach. There is really something unsettling about watching a full grown ass woman larp a teenager all while spasming and jerking around trying to be sexy and alluring. Otherwise, nip/asshole slips are sparse and few between, lesser shown being labia wedgie style shots.

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In other news, what on earth is going on with her hip/ass in the second one? Neglected tumor growth or poor photoshopping skills? How did she look at that and think "yup, sexy. Time to post!" Even her paid content through DMs is lackluster and poorly edited.
 
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SnottieLottie said:
It’s so creepy how with her edits she looks like a melted bootleg Belle Delphine. Gross.
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She has no originality.
Flowers0fBuffoonery said:
I was just wondering that myself. So far, this is the only photo I have come across where more than a mere slip is shown. I have yet to watch through all of her videos as those are harder to stomach. There is really something unsettling about watching a full grown ass woman larp a teenager all while spasming and jerking around trying to be sexy and alluring. Otherwise, nip/asshole slips are sparse and few between, lesser shown being labia wedgie style shots.



In other news, what on earth is going on with her hip/ass in the second one? Neglected tumor growth or poor photoshopping skills? How did she look at that and think "yup, sexy. Time to post!" Even her paid content through DMs is lackluster and poorly edited.
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The second picture looks all kinds of wonky. You can tell shes trying to make her tits appear bigger by pressing her arms together like that. I bet shes ashamed of her breast and that's why shes not showing them.
 
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Oh my GOD I love the mental image of Kevin threatening to get lawyers involved over a Reddit comment. You live in fucking West Valley, Kevin. The closest thing to a "lawyer" that you can afford, is if you manage to bribe your local permafried wook into LARPing as Miles Edgeworth for some kino-grade peyote.
May cost you a pair of your precious Jeremy Scott's though, but anything for Lady Lori's honor, amirite?

Tbh though, catching up on all these OF links (and seeing the very welcome return of our dear OP, @OhGodHowDidThisGetHere , the true MVP!) I can't help but wonder what even happened between Lori and her mother. I know it's just me being nosey, and it's absolutely none of my business, but I do like to try and understand how these types operate and what their rationale is. . We know that she's close with her dad to at least some extent, and I believe she's hinted before that her mother walked out on them at some point for whatever reason? Think her mother's existence has only ever been mentioned a handful of times over the years, but other than that the topic is usually just avoided altogether. Just kinda wonder what really broke that mother-daughter relationship; marrying Lori off rather young, maybe? Just kind of wonder if this has anything to do with just how, I don't know...un-lady-like she always seems to be?
Just some theories I have, I guess. Not quite tinfoil level, but eh.

I have wondered to myself a couple times if maybe how Lori acts now being essentially a more visions version of high school bullying - manipulative, spoiled, entitled, always has to be the center of attention, overinflated sense of ego, selfish, the "Dainty Princess/Sexy Nymph" persona, deep obsession with her overall image, being very vain and full-on attacking any other women that even have a modicum more of an advantage than Lori in either talent or looks, etc. - were all just tactics she maybe picked up from her mother and decided to replicate them for her own uses instead of the more mature option and completely distance herself from those habits and by doing so, from her mother too.

It's not too uncommon for mothers to view their daughters as just competition after a certain age, and maybe her mom made one snide remark before leaving that was a step too far. Mother-Daughter relationships are so strange that way, and it's hard to tell who is being the worse party because generally, they're both being petty bitches.
Regardless, I have little doubt in my mind that Lori's mother probably is not Mother Of The Year material, so I'll tentatively trust that Lori has some reason to hold this grudge for so long.
 
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Jaded Optimist said:
Do we know what size shoe she wears? She has giant Peggy Hill feet. Here's just zooms in on her witch feet and some including her leg for perspective.
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SnottieLottie said:
You missed the worst one:

View attachment 2312908 Christ it’s like she has fingers down there instead of toes.
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Jaded Optimist said:
Here's a good example of her trying to edit away her old lady witch hands, and failing.
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Los patas y manos de la creatura.

the funniest thing is in a lot of her more recent selfies you can see the the hag nature of her face through her makeup.
 
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wow her OF content is even worse than I imagined. Nothing different from her public socials, no photographer shoots, just the same selfies in the same place over and over in various ridiculous outfits.

I have to point out though that it's not that bad of a strat to repost content from past shoots on OF since you actually do better the more frequently you post. The only reason it's super noticeable with Looni is because she already has no variety in her pics besides the outfit changes.
 
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I speak as a scrote when I say that none of this at all is sexy.

I have been laughing since last night. I can’t imagine what men would find any of this content attractive unless they are bottom of the barrel simps who have never seen a real woman in their lives.

Everything, from the stretched out finger toes to the shaking around and bouncing like a toddler in the inflatable donut, to the saggy, droopy ass, to the poof pout and the forced ahehao and the “masturbation videos” where she’s obviously not even doing anything.

It’s like she is taking every gross hentai trope and making fun of it except she’s 100% serious. In another timeline, maybe she could have passed this off as a troll making fun of weebs, but she actually believes this is all sexy.

There is so much better free and paid porn for degenerates out there. This ain’t it, sis. If she really is top 2% of OF it’s because people are going there to laugh.

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No wonder Kevin is so angry. He’s repressed. Imagine trying to fuck this.
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Eggman's Ghost said:
wow her OF content is even worse than I imagined. Nothing different from her public socials, no photographer shoots, just the same selfies in the same place over and over in various ridiculous outfits.

I have to point out though that it's not that bad of a strat to repost content from past shoots on OF since you actually do better the more frequently you post. The only reason it's super noticeable with Looni is because she already has no variety in her pics besides the outfit changes.
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Exactly same makeup, same outfits in the same room with the same poses and faces. Boring.
 
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Eggman's Ghost said:
It's amazing she doesn't have Kev take some phone pics of her outside just for a change of scenery. I think my favorite thing about her is her inability to create appealing content in any way lol
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Photography is a form of art, costumes, setting, light ect. She has 0 creativity so her shit is boring. If this was my only income I'd definitely put more effort in sets ect.
 
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Tugboat said:
I speak as a scrote when I say that none of this at all is sexy.

I have been laughing since last night. I can’t imagine what men would find any of this content attractive unless they are bottom of the barrel simps who have never seen a real woman in their lives.

Everything, from the stretched out finger toes to the shaking around and bouncing like a toddler in the inflatable donut, to the saggy, droopy ass, to the poof pout and the forced ahehao and the “masturbation videos” where she’s obviously not even doing anything.

It’s like she is taking every gross hentai trope and making fun of it except she’s 100% serious. In another timeline, maybe she could have passed this off as a troll making fun of weebs, but she actually believes this is all sexy.

There is so much better free and paid porn for degenerates out there. This ain’t it, sis. If she really is top 2% of OF it’s because people are going there to laugh.

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No wonder Kevin is so angry. He’s repressed. Imagine trying to fuck this.
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To answer your question, they’re coomers. They’re so warped by their coombrains that they find shit like this hot. The more they coom while looking at porn the more gross shit they seek out.
 
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well now that we’ve all pointed out her penchant for tired recycled bedroom content i’m sure we’ll be treated with some spicy new ~*outdoors*~ shots in the coming weeks. make us proud, borena! make sure you lather up the spf 100 to keep that pristine, totally-not-a-filter, pearly white skin “wrinkle free”!!
 
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Jaded Optimist said:
Do we know what size shoe she wears? She has giant Peggy Hill feet. Here's just zooms in on her witch feet and some including her leg for perspective.
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Oh fuck you said "She has giant Peggy Hill feet" & I read that as "She has giant Silent Hill feet" I think I'm losing my shit lolz
 
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Lmao.

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Ah! You quick bastard, you ninja'd me right as I was going to post!

When will Lori brush her tongue? It's so disgusting, she'll drink milk teas then smoke cigarettes and vape THC then eat. You can tell by her overly whitened teeth (which looked like butter in the 2000s anyway) and white crusted tongue that she does not take care of her oral hygiene whatsoever. Kevin's favorite pose is that Darling in the Franxx doggy style position right? Must be due to her god damn halitosis.
 
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