DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[QwahlityKahntent]

he's deeply insecure.

he should be

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

That's stupid, it seems like the IRS is up his ass already and the only authority who gives a shit about the nonstop fraud.

The IRS isn't. That's Federal, he's in deep with State taxes, and even they aren't looking into any fraud, just his retarded claim he didn't owe any. Even moreso as many people who are longtime viewers will remember, he basically uses the tax debt as a line of credit. He spends the excess money he has now and never puts any aside for taxes them files to beg them to put him on a repayment plan which he pays minimum on while he continues to not plan for the next bout of taxes.

 

[AlexiTheTrucker]

After all, despite all the money he's made over the past decade plus, has Phil ever genuinely looked happy?

He looks happy in small doses. When he makes a shit ton of money for no effort, he does look happy IN THAT MOMENT. The next stream he will be miserable. When he feels like he has successfully pignosised people, he looks happy for a moment. He gets off on the power trip. The longest amount of time is when he can dance on somebody's grave. He will ride that high for a couple of days before it wears off.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

It’s almost certainly been mentioned before, but I always get a kick outta Phil shitting on LTG for making viewers tip to turn his camera on. It’s essentially Phil’s version of A-Logging. You can try to rip on this guy to make yourself look better to your wheelchairs and cultists, but it really isn’t any different than those mentally ill tahksic detraktors who just wanna prove they’re better than the cows they laugh at.

And as many of you have pointed out, I wouldn’t put it passed DSP to do something exactly like that himself. And obviously he already does do extremely manipulative and petty things to illicit donations. King of Hypocrisy in his finest form.

 

[Coke Zero]

Ironically dsp probably is being truthful by denying the whole 10 year plan thing because that story was a bunch of lies that likely didn't even happen at all so technically he is being honest when he now says he didn't have a ten year plan/get a job discussion with his mom.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

And even if they do why would one option be Indian Food? The only slight appeal is him trying shitty fast food.

I disagree, watching Phil try to pass off butter chicken and rice as Indian is going to be pretty entertaining. Whatever he orders is going to be on par with his shitty Italian sugar sauce in terms of authenticity, considering this retard thinks black pepper is spicy.

 

[Jasper2K]

why does he pretend like all this video evidence of shit he's said doesn't exist

Because the 10 year plan has already failed. He's too much of a tough guy adult to admit it. Imagine telling your child to foreclose and declare bankruptcy yikes.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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The level of pathetic is going off the charts. He wants to make real money? He would marathon Divinity if he did. The subsection of trolls that financially prop him up would come out for that. He would make money as well from his genuine supporters that would feel like Phil is listening to them about the playthrough. But his pride won't let him be revealed as a smooth brain.

And what about next month Phail........and the month after that...........and the month after that...........and the month after that...........and the month after that...........and the month after that...........

 

[TJGamebox]

And what about next month Phail........and the month after that...........and the month after that...........and the month after that...........and the month after that...........and the month after that...........

And the next day… and the next day… and the next day…

 

[Balr0g]

On a side note: i saw that Uncle Joe wants to start a door to door campaign to help Americans get vaccinated. Now imagine they show up at Phil's house and Phil will shout "It's happening! The trolls are here to kill me!" then hide in a closet rocking from one side to another wishing for someone to make the bad guys go away

 

[Covfefe]

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The level of pathetic is going off the charts. He wants to make real money? He would marathon Divinity if he did. The subsection of trolls that financially prop him up would come out for that. He would make money as well from his genuine supporters that would feel like Phil is listening to them about the playthrough. But his pride won't let him be revealed as a smooth brain.

Ahh yes, taking Thursday off in the midst of a supposedly desperate financial situation.

Because, you know, if you ran your own business and every penny counted and you were going to lose your house, you'd surely take a bunch of voluntary time off too?

 

[Full Race Replay]

little late on this bill autopay golddust but this basically exposes Phil’s finances. Nobody who is as stressed as Phil claims to be would let that shit go to autopay. You may say this is Phil we’re talking about, but no, he would have actually gone into the red once and then turn that shit off. Anyone in that situation would be religiously looking at each bill and every cent that comes in and goes out. He obviously has enough money in the account that his bills don’t make a noticeable impact into his savings. Remember that this is believing Phil about what is basically a new begging angle. So consider this exposing Phil’s lying more than proposing that Phil is saving money and crying wolf, because he previously declared bankruptcy.

 

[h0g]

I fully expect monthly marathons like this. I called it after he did it in May, but since he got so many sympathy tips that month he could forgo one in June. He will keep doing these unless he can get back on twitch (and he'll still do them periodically).

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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The level of pathetic is going off the charts. He wants to make real money? He would marathon Divinity if he did. The subsection of trolls that financially prop him up would come out for that. He would make money as well from his genuine supporters that would feel like Phil is listening to them about the playthrough. But his pride won't let him be revealed as a smooth brain.

See, this is why Phil will never go back to Twitch. He would have to admit failure and that he was wrong. He would have to swallow his pride. Even though he would be better off financially (I say that loosely) if he did go back to Twitch or play Divinity, he still wouldn't do it because his glass ego can't take it.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

After all, despite all the money he's made over the past decade plus, has Phil ever genuinely looked happy?

1. The first 20 seconds after he gets a big tip
2. When he can kick someone who has "wronged him" while they're down (e.g. ProJared)
3. When he gets a 5 star Hulk Hogan sweaty jpeg
4. When he had that weird date stream with Kat and was flexing his new gf for his kid audience

 

[UncleFuckAss]

See, this is why Phil will never go back to Twitch. He would have to admit failure and that he was wrong. He would have to swallow his pride. Even though he would be better off financially (I say that loosely) if he did go back to Twitch or play Divinity, he still wouldn't do it because his glass ego can't take it.

He's already went crawling back to them once. He'll wait a little while so his whole rant demanding an apology from them will be forgotten, then he'll be back.

 

[Coke Zero]

little late on this bill autopay golddust but this basically exposes Phil’s finances. Nobody who is as stressed as Phil claims to be would let that shit go to autopay. You may say this is Phil we’re talking about, but no, he would have actually gone into the red once and then turn that shit off. Anyone in that situation would be religiously looking at each bill and every cent that comes in and goes out. He obviously has enough money in the account that his bills don’t make a noticeable impact into his savings. Remember that this is believing Phil about what is basically a new begging angle. So consider this exposing Phil’s lying more than proposing that Phil is saving money and crying wolf, because he previously declared bankruptcy.

The autopay reveal was a massive slip up on dsp's part. For years he claimed he was spending hours paying bills and struggling to pay everything. Now he is saying everything used to be on autopay and covered by his twitch payment. So what exactly was he begging for if his twitch payment was covering his auto-paid bills this entire time? What bills was he staying up all hours of the night paying if they were on autopay?

He is now constantly claiming things were good back when he had his twitch partnership but he was also begging for cash back then too. Why did he need so much money in tips if his twitch payment covered all his bills?

Of course none of his claiming to spend so much time paying bills everyday makes much sense to any functioning adult who also has to pay bills theirselves but how does the autopay admission not raise any redflags with his audience? He is flat out telling you he was being dishonest about paying bills the last few years.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Next retrospective (god i hope he desperately flails around for begging ideas and settles on this) he does will be his last. Why you might ask? Because he now has far fewer fans to give him content.

Think about it. His numbers have got to a point that derichs links can only carry him so far. And trolls can now send links to alllll the uncomfortable retcons he has done recently (and there is a lot). 10 year plan, insane begging, shitty cooking with the sped, divinity retcon, flight simulator retcon, xbox retcon. Thats just coming to my mind whilst i piss on the toilet in the middle of the night (blessed be 4:20am).

Can wait tbh

 

[KD6-3.7]

Guys… I can’t wait til the marathon this weekend. He’s gonna order out and eat food FOR US. Can ya fuckin’ believe it? I mean, ordering Sonic is one thing, but Indian food?! We may get to watch him cram chicken tikka masala and naan bread into his mouth. That’s worth at least a couple hundred bucks.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Guys… I can’t wait til the marathon this weekend. He’s gonna order out and eat food FOR US. Can ya fuckin’ believe it? I mean, ordering Sonic is one thing, but Indian food?! We may get to watch him cram chicken tikka masala and naan bread into his mouth. That’s worth at least a couple hundred bucks.

He won't order Tikka Masala, he said that it's not AUTHENTIC Indian food and it was made by those nudniks in England.