Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Smertest Wisard]

I feel like anyone who is new and wants a good example of what kind of content works here should read @Kate Farms Shill ’s post history. Not only do they find absolutely thoroughbred cows, but their archiving and post documentation is immaculate. It’s what every farmer should aspire to be.

Make sure to check out my post history too, as I am god's gift to mankind.

 

[STOP_IT_$]

MS hasn't been gone that long but IF is already beginning to eat their own

IF is the worst. They have the weirdest mods that seem to only approve posts on four subjects total, and they are a really ducking drab group of four. They have way to many rules and the whole sub is just boring as fuck. No need to be that politically correct given the context.
I have to be carefully not to call Bethany a fat fucking retard, and god forbid you refer to Jessi as a women... you know, what she actually is.
no, I refuse to respect your pronouns or call you “they” when your fat ass is clearly okay being a women wearing a push up bra with your saggy tits handing out in a push up bra.
feels excellent getting all that out.

 

[random good picture]

r/illnessfakers imploding on itself isnt new. munchies talk about munchies. even just recently @Crimewatcher44 decided to grace us with the idea that disabled dont like to represented by the non disabled for the umpteenth time.
silly how a dox on another website is enough for them to freak out and begin to scramble. they all know theyre here or on whatever other place shit talking each other.

 

[Annie Adderall]

What’s pinned in r/if. Munchies just want to share their own sufferings as they bash other munchies for being fake bitches! “Sick Olympics” I’m pissed the superior r/ms was killed before I could lurk it.

 

[gabaghoul]

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she’s apparently now getting a patreon, because the logical thing to do after freaking out about your info being out there on the internet is to put more of your information on the internet!!


this should be fun.

Know we established she's got too much spit in her jacked up mouth, but is Tess legit exceptional in some manner? Something about her voice and syntax together just sounds so wrong (yanno aside from the OBVIOUS drug seeking and all that jazz)

edit: also wtf type of inappropriateness is she talking about taking to patreon if the med student mistaking her cunt for her asshole was "okay for tiktok"???

eta2: my vote goes to more beastiality with her pets

 

[Purple Bra]

r/illnessfakers imploding on itself isnt new. munchies talk about munchies. even just recently @Crimewatcher44 decided to grace us with the idea that disabled dont like to represented by the non disabled for the umpteenth time.
silly how a dox on another website is enough for them to freak out and begin to scramble. they all know theyre here or on whatever other place shit talking each other.

What’s pinned in r/if. Munchies just want to share their own sufferings as they bash other munchies for being fake bitches! “Sick Olympics”

I’m pissed the superior r/ms was killed before I could lurk it.

Yeah, so the only munchies (inactive munchies, otherwise I would post them) whose reddit accounts I bothered finding were active members of Illness Fakers. Calling out other munchies with long ass posts about their POTS and their EDS as if they weren't pulling the same bullshit.

So anyway I looked into Tess's eating habits a little bit more. MunchSnark had been theorizing a possible eating disorder due to Tess saying that she would only eat some days and on the days she did eat, it was everything (cookies, other junk), which possibly points to some form of bulimia. There wasn't a lot, but there was some decent evidence for Tess doing the pro-ana thing back in 2013. According to her My Fitness Pal account, she weighed 114.6 pounds on August 8th of that year and then 113.6 a week later on August 13, which would make her slightly underweight, if accurate. She also tagged a few posts on her blog as #ana and posted some extremely low calorie meals on there as well.

Spoiler: Tess's Ana Days

My Fitness Pal post one and post two and archive one and archive 2
Ana Tumblr Posts and archive
Food Posts and archive

 

[Pain 9/10]

The absolute worst part about it is that she/he/it HAVE NEVER SEEN A DOCTOR. They have literally never been seen by any medical professional regarding their “chronic illness”.
They have never seen a medical professional regarding their autism. They claim they don’t want to because seeking medical care isnt “accessible” and they don’t want to be discriminated against once they get diagnosed, and they also have “medical trauma” due to their ex almost dying. BUT, “self diagnosis” is just as good. They literally quit their job and crowd sourced a wheel chair to cosplay an autistic chronically ill gay crusader. To top it the fuck off, they bitched about Portland Pride not being accessible for their wheelchair and now they couldn’t go because of their disability. Bitch, walk. You aren’t disabled. You’re mentally ill and you are also a scam artist.

The funniest part about that is that mullet married it’s husband

View attachment 2334295wow watch out guys, tess is big mad lol

lol “please don’t go look it up, you’ll be able to piece together all my lies if you do” is what her weird ass really means. The shake in her voice, lip smacking & the drool makes me want to vomit. She’s repulsive. Just go see your opioids in peace sis

This is always what has frustrated me about the reddit groups.

The whole point of the groups is to point out their attention seeking bs but somehow that ends when it comes to "gender identity."

It's pretty bad when these shitty people who everyone acknowledges are shitty attention whores, still get their xie/xer bs pandered too.

I figure even if they truly are trans or whatever the fuck, fuck their pronouns. They lost the right to people believing them when they began to shout about their sooper dooper undiagnosed fatal diseases all over the internet

Don't cry wolf and expect for people to believe you. Respect is earned

I literally got banned from MS for calling scullet mullet junefug IT just like she asked lmao they wanted everyone to protect the persons feelings while trying to slam them at the same time. No thanks

 

[Kimchi Farts]

Know we established she's got too much spit in her jacked up mouth, but is Tess legit exceptional in some manner? Something about her voice and syntax together just sounds so wrong (yanno aside from the OBVIOUS drug seeking and all that jazz)

edit: also wtf type of inappropriateness is she talking about taking to patreon if the med student mistaking her cunt for her asshole was "okay for tiktok"???

eta2: my vote goes to more beastiality with her pets

I created an account here just to ask where to find more of that so if you have a link to that circus I am curios to see what other fuckery she does.

Out of all the munchies, I despise that smug, fat, ugly bitch so much and I hope she gets her own thread here, especially after baiting us. And I only just heard of this cow recently.

Sure Tess, we all believe you have neurological disorders that your psychiatrist father never picked up on and not only are the symptoms routinely confused with DUI but you were falsely charged for drug possession because you had your prescription on you. Mmhmm. Right.

I hope you are eventually charged accordingly. We all know you were stealing meds from the hospital to feed your dope habit and once changing states could no longer save your ever growing fat ass, you were made to let your licence expire to avoid legal action.

One last thing, you were never the bright and shining student you claim. You achieved honors on an 18 month community college degree and became an entry level nurse that didn't last. You didn't even go to university. You ain't shit.
Here's a giant FUCK YOU for abusing medical staff simply because they know you're a munchie and refuse to give you dope. The nurses that put up with your horseshit are so much better than you ever were and you know it. I hope your last hospital stay was as physically and psychologically painful as you pretended it was because detox is a bitch and you deserved every second of it.

 

[LonesomeDud]

She quotes HERSELF on her Tumblr. This was a worthy featured gem, "My Scars are my life story written in braille across my skin, describing why I am who I am, the pain I have felt, and the depths of my sorrow. I don't need to tell you with my voice about how I have suffered, touch them and you can read it for yourself." (sic) Tess Nicholson

Forget everything nice I said about this spoiled little junkie.

I would love to break down the absolute bullshit of, "Oh, the NH board of nursing thinks I'm just too sick to work." She should watch it. She's going to anger the wrong person for the last time and her lies are going to crash down on top of her.

 

[Sathariel]

I recently had a personal encounter with a munchie.

Spoiler: a bit of oversharing

Fuckin bitch played me and another three friends of mine.
But we settled everything, the police are on it now.
I would absolutely love to dox her and expose all the shit she put us through, the fake doctors notes, and how we found out she was lying, but her performance was only for a select group of neighbours and the guy she has a crush on. Nothing on the internet as far as I know.
What I learned from this: If someone says they're sick, don't help them unless they let you speak to their doctor in person. Nowadays anyone can fake a letter from a doctor.

The one thing that maybe ya'll kiwis can help me with is:
There was one night that she was having serious seizures, rolling her eyes in to her head, shaking like crazy..
We legit thought she was about to die and were getting ready for a funeral the next day.
HOW CAN SOMEONE FAKE A SEIZURE?

 

[Houseplant]

Are you referring to this post?



This post was in response to vanilla_pepsi_head wondering what wheelchair users thought about one of the munchies claiming they needed a wheelchair for IBS. As a wheelchair user, I responded. I didn't say anything about the disabled being represented by the non-disabled. The disabled aren't represented by these fake-ass bitches. That's just stupid.

Nobody cares about you being a wheelchair user. Talking about yourself in any capacity is weird as shit.

 

[Mum'sTheMunchie]

I recently had a personal encounter with a munchie.

Spoiler: a bit of oversharing

Fuckin bitch played me and another three friends of mine.
But we settled everything, the police are on it now.
I would absolutely love to dox her and expose all the shit she put us through, the fake doctors notes, and how we found out she was lying, but her performance was only for a select group of neighbours and the guy she has a crush on. Nothing on the internet as far as I know.
What I learned from this: If someone says they're sick, don't help them unless they let you speak to their doctor in person. Nowadays anyone can fake a letter from a doctor.

The one thing that maybe ya'll kiwis can help me with is:
There was one night that she was having serious seizures, rolling her eyes in to her head, shaking like crazy..
We legit thought she was about to die and were getting ready for a funeral the next day.
HOW CAN SOMEONE FAKE A SEIZURE?

It's actually a very common thing for someone with munchausens to fake, it's right up there with lying about having cancer.

 

[Unheard Bird]

MS hasn't been gone that long but IF is already beginning to eat their own

As if that sub doesn't have its own hoard ableist closeted munchies.

I literally got banned from MS for calling scullet mullet junefug IT just like she asked lmao they wanted everyone to protect the persons feelings while trying to slam them at the same time. No thanks

It's probably because some of the people there and on IF are autigender themselves They're now crying about poor June that if she gets mentioned here she will be "ripped apart". Talk about whiteknights.

 

[MetalParakeet]

As if that sub doesn't have its own hoard ableist closeted munchies.

Munchies, sure. I don't know about ableist though.

All the munchie callout subs are pretty SJW-ey. You can't fart without some admin accusing you of being ableist, body shaming, slut shaming etc.

It's always been weird to me, I don't quite get their logic.

Like "let's make a big sub that makes fun of people for being attention seeking fucks BUT you can only make fun of a narrow criteria of things, because we aren't AkShuLlY bullies."


Oh and God fucking help you if you dare mention BPD. You can hypothesize about addiction, eating disorders and every other mental illness under the sun but you will be hung from the cross if you dare mention BPD.

"REEEE HOW DARE U STIGMATIZE BPD WE ARENT ALL LIKE THAT"

Pretty funny considering 99% of munchies are definitely cluster b garbage fires.

 

[Unheard Bird]

Munchies, sure. I don't know about ableist though.

All the munchie callout subs are pretty SJW-ey. You can't fart without some admin accusing you of being ableist, body shaming, slut shaming etc.

It's always been weird to me, I don't quite get their logic.

Like "let's make a big sub that makes fun of people for being attention seeking fucks BUT you can only make fun of a narrow criteria of things, because we aren't AkShuLlY bullies."


Oh and God fucking help you if you dare mention BPD. You can hypothesize about addiction, eating disorders and every other mental illness under the sun but you will be hung from the cross if you dare mention BPD.

"REEEE HOW DARE U STIGMATIZE BPD WE ARENT ALL LIKE THAT"

Pretty funny considering 99% of munchies are definitely cluster b garbage fires.

Absolutely. Its probably their own BPD that draws them to these subs because they love projecting their own behaviour of attention seeking onto others, as they can relate per se.

The contradiction also extends to the appearance-based insults. They let it occur sometimes about weight but not when it comes to Kelly's lazy eye. TLDR: Sorry everyone, i'll stop sperging now, the sub contributors almost need their own thread.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Absolutely. Its probably their own BPD that draws them to these subs because they love projecting their own behaviour of attention seeking onto others, as they can relate per se.

The contradiction also extends to the appearance-based insults. They let it occur sometimes about weight but not when it comes to Kelly's lazy eye. TLDR: Sorry everyone, i'll stop sperging now, the sub contributors almost need their own thread.

They also got mad about the chick in the wheelchair that never wears pants. Something about body shaming to make fun of the fact that she's constantly angling the camera up her crotch.

Hell, if her thighs weren't so big those photos would be rated X.

Anyway, you're right. Enough sperging about the silly rules they create to make themselves think they're "helping" and not just laughing at idiots like the rest of us are.

 

[Mum'sTheMunchie]

Munchies, sure. I don't know about ableist though.

All the munchie callout subs are pretty SJW-ey. You can't fart without some admin accusing you of being ableist, body shaming, slut shaming etc.

It's always been weird to me, I don't quite get their logic.

Like "let's make a big sub that makes fun of people for being attention seeking fucks BUT you can only make fun of a narrow criteria of things, because we aren't AkShuLlY bullies."


Oh and God fucking help you if you dare mention BPD. You can hypothesize about addiction, eating disorders and every other mental illness under the sun but you will be hung from the cross if you dare mention BPD.

"REEEE HOW DARE U STIGMATIZE BPD WE ARENT ALL LIKE THAT"

Pretty funny considering 99% of munchies are definitely cluster b garbage fires.

I've made that mistake a few times, but there is a connection between facticious disorder and cluster B personality disorders. Kelly is exhibit a, munching with clear cluster B personality disorder actions.

I learned to not mention it though, it's not received well.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I recently had a personal encounter with a munchie.

Spoiler: a bit of oversharing

Fuckin bitch played me and another three friends of mine.
But we settled everything, the police are on it now.
I would absolutely love to dox her and expose all the shit she put us through, the fake doctors notes, and how we found out she was lying, but her performance was only for a select group of neighbours and the guy she has a crush on. Nothing on the internet as far as I know.
What I learned from this: If someone says they're sick, don't help them unless they let you speak to their doctor in person. Nowadays anyone can fake a letter from a doctor.

The one thing that maybe ya'll kiwis can help me with is:
There was one night that she was having serious seizures, rolling her eyes in to her head, shaking like crazy..
We legit thought she was about to die and were getting ready for a funeral the next day.
HOW CAN SOMEONE FAKE A SEIZURE?

1) lol calm down
2) EMTs have a whole bunch of field tests like sternal rubs for seizures because they get faked so often.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

View attachment 2334295wow watch out guys, tess is big mad lol

So, she claims not to be driving under the influence (sure). Her obviously shitty driving was merely due to a neurological condition.

When she hits and kills someone due to this known "neurological condition", will their family feel better knowing it wasn't a drunk driver?

See the doc "There's Something Wrong with Aunt Diane" about the Taconic Parkway wrong way driver for details.

You're driving knowingly impaired, bitch. Doesn't matter how.

 

[Refrigerator Poet]

Y’all Redditors need to quit with the faggotry. Literally nobody here cares who is the specialest snowflake in your particular blizzard, but I can promise you that we’ve got some farmers who can find you and dox you in less than an hour if you keep up this retarded in-fighting. I’ve seen them do it. So if you want to become part of this thread in a way you never intended, please continue vomiting about your personal afflictions.

Your interest in me is a whole new level of weird but I thought you might like some actual correct information in your post! Also wow you had the balls to go after someone’s dead father, that is just impressive bullying.

This person was awarded a student of outstanding achievement in nursing which is equivalent to a valedictorian status at GBCC in 2016.

Indeed there are definitely not 8 arrests on my record that’s just ridiculous. Neurological symptoms have been mistaken twice for DUIs and and in both cases drug and alcohol testing were performed and showed no substances presents. All charges were dropped down to driving tickets. In the first case the ‘possession of a controlled substance’ was one of my prescription medications. The first incidence was most likely due to a seizure so medically my license was suspended for medical reasons till I could show two years of seizure free health.

I have never been fired from any job. I went on medical leave and tried to go back to work with medical restrictions and my hospital couldn’t find a job that could accept these restrictions so I could not return. My medical leave ended and i left my job.

I am so happy to clarify anything else you are interested in. As it seems you have an infatuation with me. I also see you found some tumblr pictures that you are kink shaming. We all have our quirks.

Have a good day! Try not to make anyone want to

You’re high as balls in every video posted in this thread. Your pupil(s) are blown as fuck (I can only comment on the one not obscured by the stickers you adhere to your eyebrow for the camera).

Idk why anyone would believe the lies you tell yourself, but it’s fascinating to get a good look at them.

Get off your lazy, whiny ass and do something with your life. You‘re too old for this shit. Maybe go volunteer at a hospice or a pediatric oncology ward and see what real suffering is like.