DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Balr0g]

I have to admit this season is insane and we still have half a year left. the only thing lmissing is an action-packed finale.

If god has any sense of humor when Phil hooks up his Box later in the day we get a news report later "Renton-wide power outtage for unknown reason"

 

[SPhobos]

Rest assured that no matter how much money retards give him during the day stream, come night it'll be forgotten about and he'll be expecting his $100/hour pay rate.

 

[Spoilersplease021]

I just wanted an Xbox for my REAL LIFE FRIENDS. Luckily I live right next to a MicroCenter store and most of my friends are PC enthusiast. I wanted an Xbox for the people who come over that can't operate a keyboard and mouse. It's just for my friends... HOW? How did he get one without spending alot of money on ebay or whoever?

I'm more mad about the scam that he gets away with..

But this doesn't make sense either because Dsp doesn't have friends. I think it's just brand inertia that's just stuck on him.

 

[kebab4you]

I would laugh my ass off and give him a big ups; if he roleplayed as a commercial pilot, and simulated LAX to Narita or something, while having a small screen play some movie and say "Here's your in flight movie." That way all he needs to do is point the plane towards the destination, engage the auto-pilot, then watch a movie.

Phil, if you're reading this, do it.

[Vinesauce] Joel - Microsoft Flight Sim: Brazil Trip Mini-Cut ( Part 7 )

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[DarksydePhil's Tits]

OiC is saying that it wasn't him that bought the console. I believe it, because this guy fucking loves the attention, why would he lie about that?

Everybody including Dave need to thank Only Ingests Cum for dat Xbox series X. He's the only one that seems to have money.

Still believe it is OiC because he dipped out that chat the moment the reveal happened.

I think the answer is pretty clear between these posts, when you stop and think about it.

OIC bought the Xbox -- whether directly or indirectly.

 

[Kheapathic]

I just wanted an Xbox for my REAL LIFE FRIENDS. Luckily I live right next to a MicroCenter store and most of my friends are PC enthusiast. I wanted an Xbox for the people who come over that can't operate a keyboard and mouse. It's just for my friends... HOW? How did he get one without spending alot of money on ebay or whoever?

I'm more mad about the scam that he gets away with..

I checked the craiglist postings in the Seattle area; seems like people are marking it up to $650, when according to the internet it MSRPs for $500. If you make the kind of money Phil does (and have his reckless spending habits), that $150 markup probably isn't that big of a deterrent.

 

[DeeTracktor]

If there's one thing on this green Earth that DSP REALLY IS good at, it's the way he's able to make up lies on the spot, and how he twists and contorts the narrative, warping his audience's perspectives, letting him scam them successfully.

He's not good at it. He has an 8000+ page on the Farms proving it

He just has an eight retard echo chamber of a fanbase and ban happy mods

 

[YokuNama]

But this doesn't make sense either because Dsp doesn't have friends. I think it's just brand inertia that's just stuck on him.

DSP has a cheap ass 4K TV he doesn't use for 4K.

DSP doesn't have a friend in the world to play video games with. He doesn't try.

Bro let me power level a little bit. Out here in Houston (born and raised) there is a place that you got to play only arcade games. They have Street Fighter Turbo II. Every good player in the area dominates that machine.

In Denver where my house is at. They have an arcade with every fighting game possible available. I've made dope friends out there just playing.

I'm going bak to Seattle in 3 days. There are arcades on damn near every corner Downtown. MvC2, Soul Caliber, Gulity Gear. Every fighting game you want. DSP has mad choices but he stays in his house just to have authority to who criticizes him.

 

[Watamelon]

"Congratulations to those guys who worked on the game!"
I would really really really love to see DSP play FFXIV. It's been my favorite game for so long
DOOD! BULLSHIT! LAGGY STOOPID FUCKIN GAME DOOD! BUGGED AOE MECHANICS! IT MUST BE BECAUSE OF ALL THE PLAYERS ONLINE! NICE JOB SQUARE ENIX!

I will sell my soul for DSP to raid Ultimate Bahamut.

And he can't stop until he beats it without being carried.

For the uninitiated: Ultimate Bahamut is a nearly 17 minute long fight where messing up a single mechanic means a wipe 99% of the time.

 

[Kheapathic]

I will sell my soul for DSP to raid Ultimate Bahamut.

And he can't stop until he beats it without being carried.

For the uninitiated: Ultimate Bahamut is a nearly 17 minute long fight where messing up a single mechanic means a wipe 99% of the time.

I think the biggest problem for Phil would be how everything is locked behind the MSQ. It's the one thing that stops me from creating an alternate character, I don't want to go through the slog of unlocking everything again. I know SE sells automatic advancements, but I don't want to pay for it either. I'd prefer the game to be setup to where if you have one character that's all the way through the story; you can make an Alt who doesn't have to go through the slog. I don't think Phil's impatience would allow him to even make it to Satasha.

 

[Dynamite Bean]

I just wanted an Xbox for my REAL LIFE FRIENDS. Luckily I live right next to a MicroCenter store and most of my friends are PC enthusiast. I wanted an Xbox for the people who come over that can't operate a keyboard and mouse. It's just for my friends... HOW? How did he get one without spending alot of money on ebay or whoever?

I'm more mad about the scam that he gets away with..

While I fully understand that garbage people getting away with shit is infuriating...understand that DSP is
-Friendless, no friends at all, all of them left his ass due to how garbage he is
-Worthless
-Can never get a real job or career of any sort
-Will die alone
-His begacy only has him known for being a scammer and jacking it on stream
-His only audience are literal wheelchairs
-No real skills or talents(unless you count scamming) if you can write, draw, design, build, repair, whatever something then you are officially more skilled and talented than DSP will ever be
-Unhealthy and will likely die early because of it
-God awful spending habits

I'd say all this outweighs him getting away with anything and the only reason him getting a piece of plastic is meaningful is because of how useless he truly is

Chill and just enjoy the show and take notes on what kind of person to not be

 

[Madre Muerte]

Phil is stuck in Fallout and blames glitches, never change.

 

[FormerPro]

I think Phil has some people in this thread pignostized, let alone his own chat.

He doesn't care about gamepass because if he did he would already have it. I don't think a game exists on gamepass that you need a series console to play that won't work on Xbox One.

He wanted an Xbox because he's addicted to spending money, has no impulse control and he also wants to squeeze more money out of 2 of his paypigs who were holding out on him because they were trying to get him the Xbox "behind the scenes".

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

What do you mean I should order food that takes hours ackackack
What do you mean I should go out an buy food that takes hours ackackack
What do you mean I take hours of break time between streams ackackack *LIMB*

 

[Julia Chang]

Really shows how important the Xbox was to saving his stream when the day he gets it he doesn't even bother to play it.

 

[Jasper2K]

He doesn't care about gamepass because if he did he would already have it. I don't think a game exists on gamepass that you need a series console to play that won't work on Xbox One.

This entire thing is a sham, He doesn't care about gamepass. This is some weird keeping up witht he jones thing . He needs to have every shiny new toy that other streamers have. He was and still is fuming how MS gave other content creators free series x's but not him . He is so full of shit lmao.

 

[Anya15]

I can’t believe I supported such trash back in the day. like it’s pretty fucking obvious he used the money that he said was for all his super important bills to buy this brand new console. Which was a complete waste by the by, because you can actually get these fuckers for regular price if you follow the right twitter accounts & have notifications on & act fast enough when they pop up. I would know because I got two ps5s by doing exactly that. And even worse: this fucker still gets money! Despite it being pretty obvious that he scammed them! What kind of stock holm syndrome fuckery is that!?

 

[BepsiLight]

I'm trying real hard to figure out how he can fill two hours of "gameplay" with just hooking up the console and "exploring it"
It's literally the same interface as the regular Xbone. Literally 1:1 the same. The only new thing is the OG theme you can choose that has the liquid xbox thingy from the classic Xbox dashboard.

 

[PutridElephant]

How long before he gets angry with the game pass and calls it retarded?

I thought he already was when they doubled the price and they billed him without his consent.

 

[Iron Hamster]

If this mysterious benefactor does exist, he knows the shipping price because he asked them for the receipt so he can double dip and claim it on his taxes.