She got Tomoe on 24 March and by the 7th of April was already bringing him to Disney for training.
She’s teaching the puppy Weeblish. Almost all his commands are not actually in Japanese but loaner words from English, nipponified by Japanese pop culture, then further butchered by Whitney re-Englishing them with her Florida accent. Here she is saying the dog is learning to stand and back up. She's ostensibly doing this because she doesn't want the dog listening to commands from anyone else, but we all know it's a weeb thing. Same reason she's excited that one of the dogs' parents is from a Japanese line.
Whitney. They sound like English because they
are English. Here he’s learning “touch” using the loan verb "tatchi". A five second google translate search will show there is an actual Japanese verb for touch, “sessuru,” because believe it or not Japan had a whole language before anime.
Takes the older dog bumper bowling and has him roll the ball down the kiddie guide thing. It’s actually kinda cute ngl.
Excited that now that she’s graduated she has more time to devote to munching. Not sure if that wheelchair in the background is for her or if she just posed the picture with it to make it look that way.
A few days later she’s at the cardiologist again fishing for a POTS diagnosis. Scores another EKG and a holter.
Wow I am honestly shocked, there’s a real guide dog and its handler is willing to be around these owner-trained dogs. I would have assumed anyone who actually needed their service dog would stay far the fuck away from the instamunch set. (I’m leaving this here so you can all see my stupidity and judge me. I had clicked through and saw a locked account named ‘Tami the Guide Dog’ and the owner wears dark sunnies in every photo I could find of her when scrolling through other sickstas, even indoors. Then I found her personal. It’s locked but lol, she’s not blind, the “guide dog’ is for psychiatric tasks and she owner-trained it. While she doesn’t claim to be blind, with the sunglasses and guide harness she is clearly trying to be assumed to be blind. There’s a bunch of albino awareness shit on her dog’s harness and I think she claims she needs the glasses because she’s an albino when asked. I don’t know if shes actually an albino. She’s already gotten a new dog to replace Tami because these girls blow through dogs like so many spent epi pens.)
Most of the next few months on Tomoe’s account is super boring dog training videos with no mention of her health, occasional whining about fake service dogs. The only thing worth noting is that she’s already getting the puppy’s joints scored because she wants to use him as a cane.
She is attempting to secure another service human.
She’s still having crossover episodes with others we’ve met. Here is Molly the terrified diabetic alert dog in the background with the red leash.
I know I talk about Rae being a dog hoarder but seriously, Whitney has obtained at least six animals in two years. There’s Yuki and Tomoe, a guinea pig she bought, and a rabbit someone rehomed with her. I think this dog Hazel, the brown one in the front here, is one of Mel's rejects that she burned out and unceremoniously got rid of, and Whitney stops mentioning her after a few days so I think she's been rehomed again.
And a kitten.
At this point she more or less stops updating Yuki’s profile. He’s old news. We’re all about Tomoe now. We’ve seen pics from this outing from Rae’s timeline.
Oh look it’s alex oh look it’s Jess. Rubbing elbows with royalty now.
Getting into dog shows, another reason Tomoe > dumb old shelter mutt Yuki
Anyway the tasks she’s teaching him are the same she taught Yuki: leg shacking, hyperventilation alert, button pressing in case she’s in a wheelchair because ouchy knee.
She still aspires to be a furry and is trying to train her dog to get used to furries
She’s been hinting at a big life change coming up and here it is. She has officially become a Disney cast member working in merchandise and gets to be there all the time with her dog! Now her account goes from boring dog training to boring posts about all the various costumes she gets to wear because she's a float position who works in different themed places depending on the day.
She and this other girl post pics and videos of their puppies behaving like puppies at Disney, rough housing with one of the characters. A third party who doesn’t know them reuploads them to tiktok saying they are not real service dogs, leading to posts about how OF COURSE THEY ARE YOU DON’T KNOW NUTHIN, followed by making a scene and “losing consciousness” at Disney and an emotional post about how this is the worst day of her life.
Takes both dogs to Georgia for vacation, can’t handle both dogs, mom must control one of them.
At this point Whitney has more or less realized no doctor is going to diagnose her with anything but it doesn’t matter as long as she can keep buying her own toys to prove she’s super disabled. Since no one is ever allowed to ask you anything about why you have a service dog, she doesn’t need to prove shit. Here she's complaining that 6 Flags almost didn't take her word for it that she was disabled just because she doesn't have a doctors note when she has a service dog and a walker and that should be enough proof. Also in this post, crouching beside her dog with her ouchy knee and unpredictable blackouts.
(She crouches with her dogs a lot, actually. Much like all the others who claim they can't walk and pass out when they stand up.)
Hanging out with Alex and those skelly legs behind her belong to my queen.
Ohlookitsalexohlookitsjess
Having worked at Disney for months and saved up a little bit of money, SURPRISE! Wheelchair that she 100% needs for her ouchy knee syndrome
(Unless she’s going to kneel on her ouchy knee during a dog show photo shoot.)
ER SELFIE! Claiming she had a POTS episode and she couldn’t catch her breath. Not actually diagnosed with POTS.
Both dogs at Disney, Tomoe in the heavy harness and confirms she’s making him drag her around now. I guess it’s better than using him as a cane.
NHSD, first choice for munchies in florida. Although this particular one has a genuinely disabled handler, the person who trained her is now a super spoonie zebra warrior with a SD of her own.
Has the sads because of her self-induced not-real disability that she created so that she could bring her dog to disney. Starting to wonder if this was all worth it, maybe . . .
In other news she also has a BRAN NEW WHEELCHAIR!
One that looks hilariously undersized for her. Sometime in the past I found an advert where she was selling the blue one for $500 but unfortunately I can’t find it again, and if I archived it at all (I think I did) I truly don’t know where I stashed it. I'll keep looking and hopefully I just filed it in the wrong place. Anyway I have a friend who knows way more about this shit than I do, who I pester for all my "I know this wheelchair is off, but why?" needs. According to Friend, the first one is an expensive Quickie frame, but the wheels and casters are cheap as shit and have no camber (you can see on the red one her wheels are slightly tilted, but on the blue one they are straight up and down). I found
this here advertisement that seems to be exactly what she has and matches up with what I remember seeing on the sale ad she posted. It's fitted for someone much taller than her and Friend says it is dramatically overpriced. The red one is less shitty but fitted for someone shorter and thinner than she is. Neither was prescribed and there's about a 99% chance they're both secondhand models she got on eBay or something.
Shortly after this, Disney closed for coof and Whitney fizzled out, admitting that she goes nowhere and has nothing to say so she’s stopped posting.
Or did she? In July 2020 she opened a weeb enamel pin store called FantasyChibiPins, and surprisingly (to me at least) it absolutely exploded. She has
over 150 patrons on Patreon, including selling out or nearly selling out every one of her upper tiers. These people pay for early access to the best-quality pressings of her designs (i.e. the ones with no flaws or very minor ones from the manufacturing process) because they sell out so quickly. Her store is password-locked when new designs drop and only patreons can order them. She has a whole buy-in discord server that gets access to exclusive designs. She’s a complete nerd and still functionally illiterate ("store polocy") but holy fuck she has got a
hustle. It looks like she got the business started with some kickstarters for individual designs, invested that money back into the business, keeps each design limited and hypes them to promote impulse purchases (buy now or you'll never get it!), and collabed with artists whose work people wanted to buy. The most interesting part for me is that she doesn't constantly harp on about how she's disabled on her business side. When she is late shipping something, she's honest with what the delay was instead of woe-is-me-i'm-sick. She knows her customers are there for Weeb Shit so her posts are about how much she also loves the same weeb shit they love. Part of what interested me about Whitney in the first place is that she didn't have the option to devote her whole time and attention to getting diagnoses because she simply did not have the money. No one is funding her lifestyle and when her job closed/reopned at a greatly reduced staff that did not includ her, she had to find Plan B.
Of course I can't let her entirely off the hook. She's back to work at Disney now that everything's opened up, and therefore she's back to using her wheelchair and her service dog for attention IRL.
The only new development is that she and Megan/helperdognala got in a funny fight. Apparently Megan, Whitney and some other spoonie legends were going to move in together at one point, before she moved in with Rose I guess. Whitney told Megan she couldn’t smoke weed in the house and Megan chimped the fuck out as Megan is wont to do. Megan said to friends that Whitney should get kidnapped and raped, talked about how Whitney was raped by a boyfriend and the only men she can attract are rapists, and gloated about wanting to get her fired. Whitney has just recently posted the text receipts and pointed out that Megan is a horrible person who does shit like this and also screams at children and guests at Disney. I’m pretty sure this led to Whitney deleting some of her socials because god damn, that is
fucked.
Since then Megan’s account has been shitting rainbows about positivity instead of her daily temper tantrum because someone looked at her dogs. Suddenly talking about how it’s totally okay to greet her and say hello to her dogs!
With occasional omg feel bad for me I'm sooooo sick and mean nurses are mean hospital posting.
(And she has been escalating her bullshit, asking her followers what their symptoms are so she can fake better, and now crowdfunded an electric wheelchair for post-concussion symptoms and migraines. Hot pink, of course.)
And yes, she's totally eating shit for this and still pretending to be Mary Sunshine and very unbothered. The main caller-outer of Megan's wheelchair malarkey is Sydney Going (@popculturepuppies) who, as luck would have it, was next on my list and is all written and ready to go. I love it when shit works out so smoothly!
