Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[wenttobermuda]

The results are in! It would seem that, in a fit of toddler rage, Lucas had a tantrum at the Plaza and threatened to "kill himself with scissors", which sounds like something a pouty third-grader would say. I'm lol'ing at the way they describe his rants in the incident report. Since he wasn't directly harassing anyone, I suspect they won't keep him in Funkytown for very long, unless he's deemed "gravely disabled". Mature adult and father material here, everybody!

Shout out to the STA public records office for making public the documents concerning this sexpest, though the system won't really be keeping people safe until he's properly on The Registry.

EDIT: "Build: Heavy"

In the incident report it said Dr. Nigga Luke was on his way to Deaconess Hospital. I am guessing that he would then be transported to Eastern State?

I'm surprised that the incident report recounts a suicide threat. I was confident that the men with butterfly nets were attracted by Lucas's spastic howls. And it seems that they were. But Lucas took the extra step of presenting himself as a danger to himself. This could be read as the ultimate in submissive belly showing. A message like: "What, authority interfering? Ok, I'll die!" But it's also a retarded power play.

Lucas is familiar with the mental health system and the men with butterfly nets. He knows that nobody cares about, or responds to, a fat faggot's suicide threats unless they have to. Parents don't have to, but often do, until they don't. But Cops have to, and doctors have to. There are rules they must follow, and their response is predictable. Tell a cop, cop tells doctor, doctor tells psych ward. Lucas knew that he was going to Eastern State Hospital the moment he opened his mouth and announced that he had a pair of scissors and the will to use them on himself. For once in his life, he exercised control, and another person behaved the way he expected them to.

I'm sure that someone has committed suicide with a pair of scissors before and left weeping loved ones, and I'm equally sure that the pair Lucas carried around in his "NES backpack" had a rounded point meant for toddlers. The contrast between the gravity of the threat and the awkwardness of the "deadly instrument" is wonderful. It's even better that he was plainly full of shit, but that the STA cops and doctors had to treat him seriously and take him at his word.

Lucas is ill equipped to deal with with the adult world, but well suited for the laughing academy. He has adapted to it. He submits to authority readily, even if he struggles to follow instructions and has the temperament of a petulant child. He'll have a place to sleep, food provided for him, and enough privacy to beat off to day dreams of revolution, fecund ova, and torn assholes. He'll have ample time to scribble his thoughts into notebooks. He will meet people who can't get away from him, and some of them will talk to him. He will be taken care of, medicated. Alas, the doctors will inevitably return Lucas's liberty to him, and instruct him to go out into the world and act like an adult.

Eastern State is Lucas's monastery, and he's a celibate monk of the fat faggot order. He's on retreat, getting his spiritual affairs straightened out.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I love how he claims to be anarchocommunist (or however he misspelled it) yet goes on to praise Marx and Castro

Lucas is the epitome of a college kid spewing big political words that he has no understanding what they mean.

 

[WonderWino]

I will have to translate the Spanish I am guessing it says it’s not in the cards for you. In retrospect I wish I’d said he had such a marvellous long flowing grey beard. Look at this greedy Communist leader with two women on his arm. Castro was definitely fucking until the day he died.

Edit: study of the age gap and children’s health ahahahah. It’s an important field in Cuban medical science of course

Lucas would have been livid to have a 'woman' that he wanted going on about how castro was a greybeard swooping all the communist chicas in cuba. Though i'm still surprised he hasn't tried to go full greybeard himself if he thinks they're 'using his research.' He's such a lazy dumbass he can't even be bothered to follow his own delusions to their logical conclusion

Stalin also backed a Soviet scientist who attempted to cross breed monkeys and humans to make a human ape hybrid super soldier. I want to know Dr. Nigga Luke’s take on this as a scientist. It’s possible they just didn’t get the right age gap to make this experiment work.

....Wheras lucas was the product of the washington state version of operation infinite walrus, only to have it get fucked up and leave him with the iq and body shape of a walrus and a dead foot that was supposed to turn into a mighty walrus tail:

Eastern State is Lucas's monastery, and he's a celibate monk of the fat faggot order.

That would be a good official title to go along side his official 'age gap physician in ordinary to king roy'

I wonder what they'll do about his foot while he's in the nuthouse

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

....Wheras lucas was the product of the washington state version of operation infinite walrus, only to have it get fucked up and leave him with the iq and body shape of a walrus and a dead foot that was supposed to turn into a mighty walrus tail:

That would be a good official title to go along side his official 'age gap physician in ordinary to king roy'

I wonder what they'll do about his foot while he's in the nuthouse

I love how King of The Hill has a clip for everything. Something like operation infinite walrus would explain his weirdly disproportionate body shape and the way he likes to lie on his back while eating.

You have to wonder, do they tend to other urgent medical needs or just his psychiatric needs, that foot looked horrible the last time. At least with that video from the owls they managed to show us that information.

 

[Da Dude123]

I wonder if the cow is now banned from just about all the Spokane shelters and that is why he did a suicide threat? We haven't heard from @Nobleman in a while. He usually can provide a good perspective. I never watched the Outcast Owls video. Did Lucas say he was sleeping rough?

 

[Fatal Walter]

I'm certain he did this to have a place to live. He was literally living under a bridge. Also, they don't lock you up for months because of a single suicide threat. If this happened it's either that he was really hamming it up or because of his history. Either way, he's probably there because he wants to be.

 

[IceQueen]

"study of the age gap and children's health"

People say Stalin impregnated a teenager. Surprised he doesn't worship him for that reason alone.

He does like Stalin, he has a whole video yelling about how Stalin is “one of his heroes” and how soviet gulags were actually good places to learn trades lol.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I almost wish I could thank Lucas for giving me a better appreciation for what I have in life. Even if you lose everything you will never be as bad off as Lucas in mind, body or spirit which is a somewhat comforting thought. Living under a bridge and being happy to be sent to the psych ward because you are banned from all of the homeless shelters for being a horrorcow is pretty bad.

 

[Da Dude123]

I'm certain he did this to have a place to live. He was literally living under a bridge. Also, they don't lock you up for months because of a single suicide threat. If this happened it's either that he was really hamming it up or because of his history. Either way, he's probably there because he wants to be.

Did he flat out admit to be living under a bridge? I certainly believe he was, but I am not remembering him saying that, unless it came out in the Outcast Owls interview?

"You GenZ women claim you love socialism and hate money. Well, I live under a bridge. Bernie Sanders, AOC, and Andrew Yang upon you! Have a cheeseburger with me! End your bigotry!" Is what Luacs would say!

 

[VoidFace]

He does like Stalin, he has a whole video yelling about how Stalin is “one of his heroes” and how soviet gulags were actually good places to learn traces lol.

My personal favorite video of his, I think, from the last year. Everything about it is just excellent content.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Did he flat out admit to be living under a bridge? I certainly believe he was, but I am not remembering him saying that, unless it came out in the Outcast Owls interview?

"You GenZ women claim you love socialism and hate money. Well, I live under a bridge. Bernie Sanders, AOC, and Andrew Yang upon you! Have a cheeseburger with me! End your bigotry!" Is what Luacs would say!

I'm not sure it was in the content but Skeletor told me he was actually living under a bridge. So yeah, it's probably in the interview but I didn't watch the whole thing.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Lucas is familiar with the mental health system and the men with butterfly nets. He knows that nobody cares about, or responds to, a fat faggot's suicide threats unless they have to. Parents don't have to, but often do, until they don't. But Cops have to, and doctors have to. There are rules they must follow, and their response is predictable. Tell a cop, cop tells doctor, doctor tells psych ward. Lucas knew that he was going to Eastern State Hospital the moment he opened his mouth and announced that he had a pair of scissors and the will to use them on himself. For once in his life, he exercised control, and another person behaved the way he expected them to.

That is my take as well.

Someone earlier in the thread was speculating on whether it was self-harm, danger to others or absolute craziness that got him pinched. I would have been very surprised if it was anything other than threats of self harm. Crazies walk the streets all over the place in cities like that. They get ignored unless they actively seek help (which they don't because they're too crazy to realize it). Front line personnel (cops, EMTs, etc) who interact with street crazies aren't doctors and don't want to make those highly subjective calls. So the only time there's a chance of intervention for just being nuts is family or friends who contact the 'safety net' directly- and after one or two cycles of treatment only to be followed by going off pills and turning crazy, they tend to cut line and run. And who can blame them, really?

As for people threatening harm to others, they get ignored too- or thrown in jail for disorderly conduct when they become annoying enough. It's only if someone legit goes after a normie that they MIGHT end up in a looney bin (see: John Bulla, insane kid-diddler and deceased lolcow). Often they just end up going to gen pop instead.

But it's only threats of self-harm that skip the line. And even then the authorities avoid it if possible. If you say you want to kill yourself they'll probably ask if you've made a plan (hoping you say no). If you say you've planned to do it in a certain way they'll ask if you've started acting on it (getting a gun, drugs, etc). They look for an opening where they can say "well, this person is ideating but it should be handled outpatient." The charitable explanation would be that being forcibly taken on a psyche hold is traumatic. The less charitable conclusion would be that the state doesn't want to deal with the headache of grabbing people up even if they need it.

Lucas sounds like he took every opportunity to make sure he would be sent away for evaluation. He even did it in public where there were witnesses to any action or inaction. I don't know if he planned that or is just an impulsive idiot but the only other question is how fast he gets out. Normally I would say it won't be longer than the standard evaluation period but he has managed long stays before... not sure if that was because family was involved, though.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

My personal favorite video of his, I think, from the last year. Everything about it is just excellent content.

The way he is talking here it sounds like he is on a manic high. Not sure if that’s the case but he’s very animated and energetic; maybe he just drank a Monster drink but he seems to be enjoying the sound of his own voice a lot more than usual in this clip.

Edit; Also the gasoline communist thing is pretty hilarious like as if the Soviets weren’t gasoline communists. How does Lucas think Stalin built all of those factories and fuelled all of the tanks and aeroplanes in his army. Its a whole other topic of conversation but Russia today is still very much reliant on an oil and gas economy partly thanks to the command economy of the former Soviet Union which was all about heavy industry and raw resource extraction.

 

[mothman96]

In the incident report it said Dr. Nigga Luke was on his way to Deaconess Hospital. I am guessing that he would then be transported to Eastern State? It is anyones guess when the cow will be released. He was gone for a good 10 months that one time. I do believe he will be released, when that will happen is very hard to say.

I wish he could call a cat fish and leave a message to the ovulator about how he is plenty good and how to reach him at the puzzle factory.

At this time we really don't know where he got sent. If he's at INBH he won't be there for long. INBH is a short term facility. He could be out by the middle of Aug. If it's Eastern State he'll be there for months.

I'm not sure it was in the content but Skeletor told me he was actually living under a bridge. So yeah, it's probably in the interview but I didn't watch the whole thing.

Did Skeletor say how long Lucas had been living under the bridge? Also, did Skeletor say anything about Lucas not having any income? There is a comment under the OutCastOwl Nike video that says Lucas's circumstances have changed and he doesn't have money coming in.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I almost wish I could thank Lucas for giving me a better appreciation for what I have in life. Even if you lose everything you will never be as bad off as Lucas in mind, body or spirit which is a somewhat comforting thought. Living under a bridge and being happy to be sent to the psych ward because you are banned from all of the homeless shelters for being a horrorcow is pretty bad.

I've sadly come across many people like this in my mental health history, who will do anything to try finding housing especially once the colder weather starts. Many of whom can't get assistance, are in a long struggle to get assistance, or nearly enough to survive on.

Always remember with Lucas, though... unlike those people, he had ample chances to have comfortable housing from both his family and the state. From what we know, Lucas still receives SSI despite fucking up many times and being completely unappreciative. All he has to show for this generous support are his morbidly obese, diabetic, breaking body and a long catalog of making an ass of himself online.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

How do we know he isn't ALREADY out and just continuing his self-imposed content blackout?

 

[Krathnami]

How do we know he isn't ALREADY out and just continuing his self-imposed content blackout?

I had considered this, but Lucas can’t help himself. I really feel like he would have popped up or been spotted by now.

 

[VoidFace]

I had considered this, but Lucas can’t help himself. I really feel like he would have popped up or been spotted by now.

At the very least he would have posted more attraction signs.

 

[Wernology]

At this time we really don't know where he got sent. If he's at INBH he won't be there for long. INBH is a short term facility. He could be out by the middle of Aug. If it's Eastern State he'll be there for months.

Did Skeletor say how long Lucas had been living under the bridge? Also, did Skeletor say anything about Lucas not having any income? There is a comment under the OutCastOwl Nike video that says Lucas's circumstances have changed and he doesn't have money coming in.

It'd be interesting.

Lucas has alternated before between saying he was on SSI and that he was on SSDI for his bipolar; at one point it was fairly easy to get on either one, and Lucas got on it at the end of the 1990s.

Both can come up for review, however, if someone gets reported to the SSA for possible fraud, violations, etc...I know people on SSDI who are terrified of posting any pics that look 'fun' on social media out of fear that it'll trigger a review of their SSDI because it might indicate that they're not disabled enough to qualify and "could be working"; so, pics of them at family outings, on vacation, on walks, basically doing anything that looks like it might be a combination of fun + require any sort of even minor physical stamina.

For the record I have no idea if anyone reported Lucas or anything of that nature, but his social media is public and, while he isn't a celebrity, he's pretty well known in the Spokane area. It's very possible someone from the SSA found his content and noticed a lot of it is him being very active, seeming pretty lucid (even if it is with stupid views), seeming like he's willing and able to engage and interact with other people, and, most damning for someone on SSDI, if that's what he's on, talking about applying for jobs, wanting a job, looking for work, etc...because you start doing that on SSDI and it will almost always trigger a review of whether or not you still qualify for SSDI.

If his circumstances did change and he no longer has money coming in, I'd be willing to bet something happened to trigger a review of whether or not he qualifies for SSDI and he got denied.

 

[mothman96]

It'd be interesting.

Lucas has alternated before between saying he was on SSI and that he was on SSDI for his bipolar; at one point it was fairly easy to get on either one, and Lucas got on it at the end of the 1990s.

Both can come up for review, however, if someone gets reported to the SSA for possible fraud, violations, etc...I know people on SSDI who are terrified of posting any pics that look 'fun' on social media out of fear that it'll trigger a review of their SSDI because it might indicate that they're not disabled enough to qualify and "could be working"; so, pics of them at family outings, on vacation, on walks, basically doing anything that looks like it might be a combination of fun + require any sort of even minor physical stamina.

For the record I have no idea if anyone reported Lucas or anything of that nature, but his social media is public and, while he isn't a celebrity, he's pretty well known in the Spokane area. It's very possible someone from the SSA found his content and noticed a lot of it is him being very active, seeming pretty lucid (even if it is with stupid views), seeming like he's willing and able to engage and interact with other people, and, most damning for someone on SSDI, if that's what he's on, talking about applying for jobs, wanting a job, looking for work, etc...because you start doing that on SSDI and it will almost always trigger a review of whether or not you still qualify for SSDI.

If his circumstances did change and he no longer has money coming in, I'd be willing to bet something happened to trigger a review of whether or not he qualifies for SSDI and he got denied.

I do believe he's on SSI. I'm thinking if Lucas did say he doesn't have money coming in it's just a ploy to get people to feel sorry for him and give/send him free food etc. He did get new Nikes out of the OutCastOwls.