POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[Cool Dog]

And we're talking about Virginia. The state that had to be told executing literal retards was kind of a fucked up thing to do. "Muh autism" is not going to be enough to get you out of raping an 80 year old woman, let alone that woman being your own fucking mother. He's straight-up fucked, and rightfully so.

You underestimate the power of the LGBT lobby and the amount of money they have

 

[Clownery]

Why exactly is executing literal retards a fucked up thing to do? Retards are a massive drain on the resources of society who will give absolutely nothing back. They are walking, talking, shitting, drooling money pits who are not just a burden on their families but the entirety of society. If they are docile and don't hurt anyone, sure let them live, but if they commit atrocious crimes I personally do not give one single fuck if they have the intelligence of a toddler or not, they should face the consequences. I can't think of a single group of people less likely to be able to be rehabilitated.

Satoshi Uematsu? Is that you?

 

[Blancmange]

What are the odds Chris thinks a trial will play out for him like in his comics? I hope he's coherent enough to remember what he wrote in them and tries to quote himself as a legal defence. There is a greater than zero chance Chris thinks courtrooms work like in his comics and he just needs to point out to a judge that True and Honest Love can't be illegal. Maybe he even thinks this is finally his chance to set the record straight and that it's going to be Christine vs Dang Dirty Trolls.

I'm sure plan A is to smugly recite the Konami code to get the case dismissed. Plan B is to do the ol' kamehameha and escape in the smoke and confusion.

 

[Wormy]

You underestimate the power of the LGBT lobby and the amount of money they have

Only if you can get them to care to that sufficient level. They won't carry water willy nilly...or at least, it looks willy nilly to US, I mean.

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

Satoshi Uematsu? Is that you?

I don't speak weeb.

I don't know, maybe it's just me, but for some reason I see a pretty big difference between actively hunting docile retards at a group home and wanting the ones who commit atrocious crimes to pay for their crimes.

 

[Wormy]

Why exactly is executing literal retards a fucked up thing to do? Retards are a massive drain on the resources of society who will give absolutely nothing back. They are walking, talking, shitting, drooling money pits who are not just a burden on their families but the entirety of society. If they are docile and don't hurt anyone, sure let them live, but if they commit atrocious crimes I personally do not give one single fuck if they have the intelligence of a toddler or not, they should face the consequences. I can't think of a single group of people less likely to be able to be rehabilitated.

Given their superhuman strength and tendancy to get away with even gross acts of felony assault (and flinging their own feces as they are want to do), I'm glad I'm not alone in thinking this.

I don't know, maybe it's just me, but for some reason I see a pretty big difference between actively hunting docile retards at a group home and wanting the ones who commit atrocious crimes to pay for their actions.

It's not just you.

 

[Clownery]

I'm sure plan A is to smugly recite the Konami code to get the case dismissed. Plan B is to do the ol' kamehameha and escape in the smoke and confusion.

I feel like plan A is to turn into his fursona and turn the whole court into true and honest believers. Plan B is to shit his pants

 

[Happy Fish]

I feel like plan A is to turn into his fursona and turn the whole court into true and honest believers. Plan B is to shit his pants

Great. Now you have me wondering if he is going to try to represent himself

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

The best part is at the potential of losing out on any important information, they have to pick up the phone, every. single. time.
Pray for the poor cop who's going to be JULAYYY'd all day

It should be an edible fruit basket

 

[SpicyCrabRoll]

these are the result of years of having a controlling mother who wanted to be the only woman in his life.

And so he made her the only woman in his life, but at what cost?

Hubris - Atis - Nemesis - Tisis

 

[Cool Dog]

Only if you can get them to care to that sufficient level. They won't carry water willy nilly...or at least, it looks willy nilly to US, I mean.

The amount of troons that came out from their caves to sperg at chris not being called by his pronouns its something so fucking insane even I didnt think possible. It defies all logic when the reasonable thing was to just ignore this and let it go but instead of trying to avoid chris' latest fuckup to be connected to the troon religion they go all-in and defend his fucking ass going as far as pretending raping his mother isnt a big deal

Thats because troons are practically a religion now, logic no longer applies to their actions

 

[Wormy]

The amount of troons that came out from their caves to sperg at chris not being called by his pronouns its something so fucking insane even I didnt think possible. It defies all logic when the reasonable thing was to just ignore this and let it go but instead of trying to avoid chris' latest fuckup to be connected to the troon religion they go all-in and defend his fucking ass going as far as pretending raping his mother isnt a big deal

Thats because troons are practically a religion now, logic no longer applies to their actions

But will it be the troons with actual money and clout that do it?

 

[JoyfulDarter]

You underestimate the power of the LGBT lobby and the amount of money they have

Chris is not the hill that lobby is going to die on or waste any money on.

 

[CohenManischewitz]

i am borderline autistic but i work for a living holy shit chris just had to rape his mother. if he had a job he wouldn't have been so worried about fucking his mother and may not have gone through with it if he was working 40plus hours a week. fuckin sped retard.

 

[Cool Dog]

But will it be the troons with actual money and clout that do it?

Who knows

Chris is not the hill that lobby is going to die on or waste any money on.

A lot of troons are plain perverts and if chris gets away with this then it will set a precedent

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

I really want an pic after the police phone book him for information.

“Phone Book him”? Naaah, that’s not how they’ll play it. They’ll be a sympathetic ear, a friend, a shoulder to cry on. They’ll be understanding. They won’t be nearly as “tech-savvy” as Chris so because he’s so much more sophisticated than they are, they’ll need Chris to explain a lot of stuff for them, just so they understand. They know that Chris doesn’t want anyone thinking anything bad about himself, and if Chris will just talk to them, then together they can help everyone else understand that Chris isn’t a pervert, that Chris isn’t a rapist, that Chris isn’t a thief. All he has to do is talk to them.

When you get a chance, take a look at this. It’s a 2 hour interrogation of a pervert who was a lot smarter than Chris is. The detectives had this guy right where they wanted him. He thought they were his friends. They laughed together, cried together, at one point he tried to sell them on taking classes at the University he worked at. If they’d have gone “Bad Cop”, he’d have clammed up, but you draw more flies with honey than vinegar.

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[Cherenkovblue]

...is that frank hassle? Fuck that guy, but seriously, him dressing up as chris right now, starting up some shit and getting arrested while yelling BARRRRBRAAA would actually be sorta worth seeing.

Honestly, I'd pay to see Frank Hassle finally get put in jail for being a massive faggot. I'm quite certain I'm not alone on that.

 

[Tism the Return]

I'm sure Chris can get his fellow inmates into Sonichu, soon the CPU goddess gang will rise up in the prison system!

 

[Adolf Bieber]

Chris's world for the next 5 years.

 

[Rikka Takarada 2]

if he had a job he wouldn't have been so worried about fucking his mother and may not have gone through with it if he was working 40plus hours a week.

If he had a job, he probably wouldn't have:

Spent enough time on the Internet to be trolled
Woken up one morning and decided to identify as a woman to get a boyfriend-free girl
Met the Idea Guys and somehow believed that Cwcville was going to be destroyed by a moon laser
Spent so long drawing a crappy rip-off of Sonic the Hedgehog
Raped his mother

And responsibility for all of this lies at the feet of Bob, who encouraged Chris to get on welfare instead of look for work.