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What do you guys think? Are trolls the reason that Chris decided to become a lesbian transgendered transman with a feminine soul? Did this happen as a result of the trolls completely breaking him, or would this have eventually happened regardless of troll interactions with him?
It's been up to debate, and i know some dudes, like @Marvin disagrees, but if you ask me, i believe his "transformation" came from his poor insight on gender-roles, he wanted the "easy cake", as he believes da ladeez live in, being a home-lesbo-wife seemed easier to achieve than a home-straight-husband.
 
It's been up to debate, and i know some dudes, like @Marvin disagrees, but if you ask me, i believe his "transformation" came from his poor insight on gender-roles, he wanted the "easy cake", as he believes da ladeez live in, being a home-lesbo-wife seemed easier to achieve than a home-straight-husband.
Oh, no, it absolutely is because of his poor understanding of gender roles. But it's not because he wants the easy way out. He was already planning on being the house-husband from the get-go.

Chris has this serious hatred for his weird stereotype of men. To Chris, men are everything that's wrong with the world. They're gross and disgusting as well. He is also especially bothered by their dangly bits and even their nipples, despite Chris probably being unable to pick a man's nipple (shaved, of course) out of a lineup of mixed gender nipples. Male genitals remind him that male sex exists, and that really bothers him.

Chris has always disliked men to some degree, and he always just had to deal with being one. Once the possibility of an alternative was introduced to him, he was cautious at first. But when he tried some girly shit, and the sky didn't immediately fall, he dove in.

(The weird thing is that Chris hates stereotypes of men. Not actual men. He was talking with men just fine at omegacon. And of course, Chris can still hate individual women, like Megan.)
 
I think the reason behind Chris' gender stereotyping is as simple as this: cartoons. All day long, cartoons. And what are cartoons? Wikipedia, "...non-realistic or semi-realistic...intended for satire, caricature, or humor,"

The computer, vidya, and television are Chris' only window to the outside world.
 
Oh, no, it absolutely is because of his poor understanding of gender roles. But it's not because he wants the easy way out. He was already planning on being the house-husband from the get-go.

Chris has this serious hatred for his weird stereotype of men. To Chris, men are everything that's wrong with the world. They're gross and disgusting as well. He is also especially bothered by their dangly bits and even their nipples, despite Chris probably being unable to pick a man's nipple (shaved, of course) out of a lineup of mixed gender nipples. Male genitals remind him that male sex exists, and that really bothers him.

Chris has always disliked men to some degree, and he always just had to deal with being one. Once the possibility of an alternative was introduced to him, he was cautious at first. But when he tried some girly shit, and the sky didn't immediately fall, he dove in.

(The weird thing is that Chris hates stereotypes of men. Not actual men. He was talking with men just fine at omegacon. And of course, Chris can still hate individual women, like Megan.)

I don't think sex is too much of the question, Chris downright hates anybody who wrongs him in life. Man or woman.
 
(The weird thing is that Chris hates stereotypes of men. Not actual men. He was talking with men just fine at omegacon. And of course, Chris can still hate individual women, like Megan.)

That's how most bigotry exists, isn't it? The classic, "I am not racist, some of my best friends are black" said by someone who subscribes to stereotypes about black people and, consciously or subconsciously, is a little afraid or disdainful of black people.

But I suppose the difference is that Chris exaggerates his bigotry, while others try to downplay their bigotry. Which is a little fucked.

The next largest prejudice he has had over his life is against other autistics/non-neurotypical people. Which is also fucked. More so than his misandry in my opinion. Men are almost never discriminated against for being men, so when hear about misandry, my reaction is more amused than offended. But autistic people deal with shit for being autistic. Chris was definitely no exception. That makes his anti-autism really shitty.

It's also the prejudice he sticks to his guns most about. The hypocrisy about hating autistics or Aspergians has been pointed out to him, and he always just doubles down and says his mind is closed on the matter.
 
I don't think sex is too much of the question, Chris downright hates anybody who wrongs him in life. Man or woman.
Oh certainly, when we talk about specific people he hates, he'll hate anyone who gives him reason to.

But in general, to Chris, men are always the primary suspect when there's something to be investigated. They're guilty until proven innocent, and even then Chris is on alert with them, just to be careful.

To give an example, hypothetically, if a girl with a boyfriend says to Chris, "oh, sorry I'm late, we got into an accident on the way over", Chris immediately flips out, saying "OMG, did that Neanderthal JERK Male get you into an accident? What a jerk!" (I'm exaggerating here, but only a little bit.)
 
How much can Chris deadlift?

His upper body strength is obviously garbo, but he's gotta be able to carry around that weight somehow.
 
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How much can Chris deadlift?

His upper body strength is obviously garbo, but he's gotta be able to carry around that weight somehow.

Like @Morbid Boredom said he is very sedentary, if you look at any picture of him he is missing the leg mass most over weight people develop as a side effect of lugging around some much excess mass, I wouldn't be surprised if he walks less than 1000 steps a day and I am wondering how exhausted he must get when he has to go shopping etc an walks more than that.
 
Like @Morbid Boredom said he is very sedentary, if you look at any picture of him he is missing the leg mass most over weight people develop as a side effect of lugging around some much excess mass, I wouldn't be surprised if he walks less than 1000 steps a day and I am wondering how exhausted he must get when he has to go shopping etc an walks more than that.
Chris could probably answer that question, though... he owns a 3DS (or two) and those have pedometers on them.
 
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What if CWC now plays Angry Birds Epic?

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I had a dream last night involving Chris.

It was involving another GameStop incident, but much more devious: Chris had snuck dynamite into a GameStop and blew up the store for featuring a Sonic Boom display. This incident made national news, and I was explaining who Chris was to many people.

The weirdest thing about the dream is that I dreamt that I was waking up several times, so I wasn't sure each time whether or not Chris had actually blown up a GameStop.
 
I just listened to the "it came from the internet" podcast about Chris and found it entertaining but it raised some questions from me. I thought Jackie was a confirmed troll from Kiwi and I was curious if people actually believe or believed he was an elaborate troll on the trolls.
 
In the medallion days, Chris wore a wristband on his neck. The reasons for this were never explained by Chris directly, but the prevailing theory was that he suffered from sensory defensiveness. While it was not confirmed that Chris has SD, it fit the available facts and was considered reliable.

Have there been any "sensory defensiveness" articles of clothing in the tomgirl era?
He was also exempt from school pep talks because they were too loud for him

Random question ; why won't prostitutes let you kiss them?
Herpes
 
Heard a song on a commercial, called "Funnel of Love". One of the lyrics in the song is "My mind is a blank". The title is rather reminiscent of one of OPL's pictures, no?
 
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I just listened to the "it came from the internet" podcast about Chris and found it entertaining but it raised some questions from me. I thought Jackie was a confirmed troll from Kiwi and I was curious if people actually believe or believed he was an elaborate troll on the trolls.

I don't think Jackie was intended to be an elaborate troll but I remember at the time there was a large contingent of posters on /cwc/ who were frustrated at the lack of 'inside knowledge' in regards to what was going on with Jackie. I don't doubt that the people behind Jackie got some element of amusement when it came to upsetting a lot of the angry users at the very least.

I think the trolls behind Jackie maybe simply got a bit carried away with their ability to make Chris do a bunch of stupid things because at times it seemed like they were genuinely trying to help him. It was certainly tough love but ultimately Chris would have benefited long term if he'd at least taken some of their advice, especially when it came to severely reducing the time he spent in front of his PS3. It's easy to see in hindsight that they'd have been better off talking to a brick wall but I definitely think they were trying to help him.
 
Chris is very sedentary. He cannot deadlift his body weight.

Everyone should at least be able to bench press their own weight.
I had a dream last night involving Chris.

That's when you know you should probably take a break from the farms.

I do have a question for the thread. What are your opinions on the Ohio trip? Do you think it was dangerous? Do you think it was good for him?
 
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