Since Kevin the Hypebeast fashion maven keeps saying he's
#notlosing, and saying we don't know our fashion, I decided to prove his retarded ass wrong. Anyone who knows fashion knows they will update the general audience with periodic publications about what's "in" on each season of the year.
See for yourself here:
https://hypebeast.com/tags/spring-summer-2021
So taking to
Hypebeast and looking up all their publications tagged "Spring/Summer 2021" I am met with many colorful outfits, but shockingly none of them including any combinations of black and red with the specific patterns our little Kev here is exhibiting.
Naturally, I assumed our little fashionista weeb here must have been so
chic, he no longer wears style older than 1 month of being "in" (Becasue lezbereal, that shit would be incredibly
gauche) so I decided to narrow down my search even further and simply take into account the publications done so far for the month of August.
See for yourself here:
https://hypebeast.com/2021/8/wisdom-2021-summer-collection-geometry-release-info
So the first publication was done on August 3, because naturally it takes some time for designers to create what we will wear this Summer at the start of the season but looks have to change at least every month. Only a retard would still wear what was in during July lol.
But would you imagine my disappointment when going through this publication I saw a cute outfit put together with pieces centered around geometry? Evoking the sense of military inspired silhouettes, emphasizing the male form while keeping it real with some ecologically conscious choices with reciclability in mind. With crisp color combinations of black, aqua, stone, and pastel blue. Wow, I see no red here. Tut tut Kevin, that's a
faux pas.
Sine fashion is a visual medium, I brought this picture from the article. As you can see, this looks nothing like the... um look Kevin came up with.
Anyway, maybe the next entry in the Hypebeast website will turn up the look Kevin graced us with recently..
See for yourself here:
https://hypebeast.com/2021/8/shaka-sandals-spring-summer-2021-release-information
Aaaand missed again, turns out that for this month the kind of footwear that is "in" with the hypebeast crowd are Shaka's mix of bold prints and muted tones. Hmmm bold prints would sound like that horrifying getup Kevin is wearing.
And we're surprised again with sandals that look nothing like the hideous, cheap knockoffs Kevin calls shoes. We're graced with tastefully designed sandals for men with webbed uppers and cushioned sole units which come with a variety of open-toed silhouettes. Hmmmm... I doubt Kevin has even worn these. It's also interesting to note they clarify the bold prints go on the footwer, not on the pants.
So as you can see, whatever iti s Kevin has put together is either some old fast fashion that has been long past its prime (like someone else we know) meaning he is way behind the trends (again, like someone else we know) or he's full of shit and is actualy losing and can't high fashion right with his cheap chinese sweatshop dropship burando.
Kevin, neck yourself. Your fashion sense sucks and your look sucks. #learnhighfashionordie
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