Michael Anthony Janke / Mike Janke - Father of Isabella, Former Navy SEAL Team Four and Six Member - Ridiculously wealthy; has founded or been a part of seven different data privacy-focused start-ups

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TheBigOne said:
She couldn't figure out how to do a google search of a prefilled COVID-19 vaccination card. How could she know how to hack?
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Jimmyjames23 said:
I imagine it could be a "work experience" thing her dad set up
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Her dad probably showed her some stuff and let he play around with whatever front-end tool they use.
 
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Mike Janke Michael Janke Mike J of Data Tribe and Silent Circle is an alleged homophobe and transphobe.
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Mephistophwis said:
Found this "recruiting video" of MJ's companies SMG-SOC (essentially a BlackWater spinoff)
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sstsQwS8pM4
Company Info: https://www.bestbusiness101.com/profile/soc-smg-inc-security-management-group-international
Very informative article from 2010: https://www.sfreporter.com/news/coverstories/2010/09/08/money-machine/

It looks like SMG-SOC did convoy protection ops in Iraq, trained Uganda and Kenyan forces? The comments section is rather interesting to say the least.
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Ugandan forces are employed as shit contractors to watch base perimeters and other gofer work. My company was temporarily assigned to man the guard posts and these guys were with us -- utter shit show. They would fall asleep in the towers, AKs were rusty, one had fucking paper reading magazines in their plate carrier. They also were technically paid like $100k a year from the US Govt but their country's governments would take it and give them like $200 a month haha One nigga (a literal one), found this shit out, and cut govt out of the deal receiving the money himself. He got fucking exiled but he was one rich ass motherfucker (not a literal one). The dude had like 12 years of pay just sitting in the bank haha

Never saw them do convoy work though. They might have but I would not trust them at all.
 
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Hurgle Blurk said:
She has said that her father has watched porn with her - I believe how she phrased it was showing porn to her, with makes it of his own volition and very intentional (and I don't think she's smart enough to even think about something like that.)
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Didn't she say "Native American porn"?

I assumed that was just her edgy way of referring to some documentary or movie about Amazon tribes where the women's traditional garb is topless.
 
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Glowie dad is trying hard but failing to save what remains of his reputation.
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This is what amuses me the most about this. Imagine getting away with so many things in the military throughout your life. Imagine the drug war in Central America with the contras, where opsec was basically used as government hitmen, the coup against Noriega (who previously worked with the US intelligence in drug smuggling), Escobar, working as a "mercenary" contractor during the early days of the Iraq war.

Imagine the bragging of sleeping with hundreds of women (perhaps embellished by his daughter), the self-promotion books hes released, the media coverages and accolades, his own cyber security company and "my proudest achievement is my daughter".

He's spent years building a brand image for himself, to cut the point short there.

Now picture this same individual, according to his daughter "laughing at people helping the developmentally ill and calling them retards", casual unironic homophobia, bragging about being kicked out of restaurants for sperging out, being the possible origin of his daughter's anti-social personality disorder and I'd speculate likely exhibits some of the same behaviors behind closed doors.

Where this gets funny is, and what also fucked Bella over even more, he's become a part of the internet's laughing stock. A lolcow, unto himself. The now ironic Navy Seal meme in the flesh. The internet lumberjack 2.0. The "Consequences will never be the same" of this era. All thanks to his daughter, her activities, her inability to prevent a papertrail, and her inability to address the blowup in even the most basic way to not make it worse. If it wasn't for her fuckup, his career would be the same as it was a week and a half ago. If it wasn't for her shitflinging, shit may not of landed on his table in the crossfire.

He may be annoyed at the Kiwis, I'm sure, but you can bet that consequences will never be the same- for his daughter.
 
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More interviews with Mike



The Lawfare Podcast: Silent Circle's Mike Janke on Encryption, Going Dark, and Corporate Responsibility

Last week, Ben posted five hard questions to both government and industry regarding encryption and the "going dark" debate. For this week's Podcast, we posed these questions and more on the issues of technology, public policy and corporate responsibility to Mike Janke. He's the co-founder and...
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Mike Janke on the Excellence in Government Podcast 12/03/2013

Nextgov Prime 2013 speaker Mike Janke is a former Navy SEAL who created Silent Circle in 2012. A global communications firm, Silent Circle provides encrypted...
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Mike Janke: Securing Machine to Machine Communications

Cybersecurity entrepreneur, investor, and DataTribe cofounder Mike Janke shares why he's excited about innovations in securing machine to machine communications.
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DiscoRodeo said:
This is what amuses me the most about this. Imagine getting away with so many things in the military throughout your life. Imagine the drug war in Central America with the contras, where opsec was basically used as government hitmen, the coup against Noriega (who previously worked with the US intelligence in drug smuggling), Escobar, working as a "mercenary" contractor during the early days of the Iraq war.

Imagine the bragging of sleeping with hundreds of women (perhaps embellished by his daughter), the self-promotion books hes released, the media coverages and accolades, his own cyber security company and "my proudest achievement is my daughter".

He's spent years building a brand image for himself, to cut the point short there.

Now picture this same individual, according to his daughter "laughing at people helping the developmentally ill and calling them retards", casual unironic homophobia, bragging about being kicked out of restaurants for sperging out, being the possible origin of his daughter's anti-social personality disorder and I'd speculate likely exhibits some of the same behaviors behind closed doors.

Where this gets funny is, and what also fucked Bella over even more, he's become a part of the internet's laughing stock. A lolcow, unto himself. The now ironic Navy Seal meme in the flesh. The internet lumberjack 2.0. The "Consequences will never be the same" of this era. All thanks to his daughter, her activities, her inability to prevent a papertrail, and her inability to address the blowup in even the most basic way to not make it worse. If it wasn't for her fuckup, his career would be the same as it was a week and a half ago. If it wasn't for her shitflinging, shit may not of landed on his table in the crossfire.

He may be annoyed at the Kiwis, I'm sure, but you can bet that consequences will never be the same- for his daughter.
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I wonder how scared of him she is. Maybe the freakouts on 4chan are really her. Her parents would have to know about this given the comments on step moms Instagram alone. He knows this isn't going away, and has real repercussions for him, his wife, and both their professional reputations. I swear I saw this comment on r/chrischansonichu as well, of course I can't find it again though. ILJ may not be afraid of anyone, but I'm damn sure she's afraid of her dad. Just how mad is he with her, what's her punishment going to be?
 

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Pasta Head said:
Glowie help organization to encrypt CIA chats about overthrowing 3rd world governments.
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It's sad to see Phil Zimmerman taken in by an obviously still active operative. I'd have to consider any of these projects hopelessly compromised simply by the involvement of this spooky, outright evil motherfucker. Nobody who can be trusted produces a devil spawn like Bella.
TheBigOne said:
Her mannerisms toward her hygiene is one that's commonly seen in sexual abuse victims, NOT custody issues.
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Maybe, but their motivation is usually to make themselves disgusting so predators aren't interested in them. Bella does exactly the opposite. She actually has multiple deviant fetishes related to disgusting things and being disgusting. I have no doubt she is the way she is because of her father, but I definitely doubt that it's specifically sexual abuse. She probably was abused, but maybe by someone else like that cousin she hates.
 
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Updated Navy Seal Copypasta

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at SEAL Training Class 174 on 10th May 1991, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids in El Salvador, Panama, The Rwandan Genocide, The Balkans War, Bosnia, Kosovo, The Middle East, Afghanistan, Pakistan and I also took part of the overthrowing of the Yemeni Government and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I was the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fuckers. As we speak I am contacting Dragos, Data Tribe, and Silent Circle from across the USA and all your IPs are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggots. The storm that wipes Kiwifarms out the pathetic little thing you call a server. You're fucking dead, farmers. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shits. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" doxing was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongues. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiots. Bella will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, farmers.
 
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