Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Hope you're having a great weekend, farmers. Things are relatively quiet but here are a few small updates.

"RUMORS": It's not a rumor if there's reliable evidence. This is just another excuse by Lori to avoid acknowledging and addressing the countless ways she's hurt people over the years.

LORI: "Ehehehe"

QUOTE: "I'm not cleaning up a single rumor about me. IDGAF what you heard. Go hear it again."

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"SPICY" RELOCATION: In light of the recent news about OnlyFans, Lori is moving her pedobait content to a new platform called Fansly.

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MORE SHITTY CONTENT: Stuffed animals as pedobait props and a cringeworthy new video.

"back by unpopular demand: me" - Lori

 

[Balthier]

Her appearance is the one thing about herself that she places importance on, and it’s the same thing that she’s used to shit on other cosplayers over the years (and more recently fellow e thots).

There’s no shortage of documentation or discussion about her narc behavior or the fact that she spent her gofundme on fake LV and DollsKill instead of her ferrets.

Plus milk is a little dry right now.
If you spend time on cow you’re probably aware of the ridiculous photoshop thread that’s literally all nitpicking plus the e thots thread, and arguably most of the insults in BP and especially Deathfats are extremely low hanging fruit too.

Edit: a word.

Agree. Lori is the one who makes everything in her life about her physical appearance. She shits on other women for how they look constantly and talks about how young she looks all the time. She has no accomplishments to speak of, so all she can fall back on is how "good" she looks, while making fun of other women for being "fat" and "ugly". She's the one who puts the target on her back. Of course that's one of the main things we talk about.

This is also the beauty parlor. It's in the name.

Also, as has been said already, we've been talking about her narcissism, manipulation, shitty relationships and abuse since page 1. Of course we're going to talk about her appearance when new, raw pictures get posted. Read back just a little bit and we're dragging her for more meaningful things.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

For someone who is so vocal about cosplay accuracy and has gone after other cosplayers for being "sloppy" with their cosplays, Lori's Eternal Sailor Moon cosplay is...really not impressive or very anime/manga accurate.

Spoiler: Spoilered For Images + Mild Cosplay Sperging

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[Eternal Sailor Moon from the OG anime & manga vs. Lori's cosplay]

Don't get me wrong, it is by no means the most egregious Sailor Moon cosplay I've ever seen or even had to alter, and I have no doubt that whomever made it really did put a lot of effort into it. It's genuinely not a terrible cosplay, but it's not..."top shelf", either. The best thing about the cosplay is undoubtedly the dress, and for all I know the crafter had no hand in most of what's "off" about the end result, as that mostly lies in the accessories she chose and how some don't mesh with others very well (i.e. the brooch being more "realistic", whereas the accompanying pendant on the choker look more "cartoon-y"; both are fine to go with, but it'd be best to just stick to one style).

Some nitpicky complaints would be: the top skirt layer could have been gathered a little better in the front, the ribbons above the skirt could have been laid better (it looks like they were just hot glued down, judging by the 'crinkling'), the crotch crescent could look a little less like macaroni, the hot pink should be closer a red and the blue a touch darker, and Eternal scout uniforms don't have the "traditional" back bow like this but just use a long ribbon instead. But again, these are all very small things that don't make or break a cosplay in a general sense for your typical cosplayer. Most average weebs won't look twice at those details, and tbh they'd be so easy to mostly fix that Lori could just do it herself even with little-to-no prior seamstress experience.

Honestly the only reason why I'm even pointing this out is because of how mercilessly she's ripped into other cosplayers for even more subtle "mistakes". But I guess she's of the "Rules For Thee, Not For Me!" mindset. How shocking.

One thing that I can never get over are those fucking wings though. She looks like she has a dead owl strapped to her back. And it's not even like there were just no other options or whatever, because I happen to know for an absolute fact that there were/are some not-outrageously-priced feathered wings that are damn near identical to Eternal Sailor Moon's, and they were a thing all the way back in the mid-2000's, and probably much easier to find in 2014. Hell, even doing wings out of basic foam would look better and is probably cheaper than what she's got on her back here, and that's easy enough to use as a substitute for both the brooch feathers and the dead birds on her head too.

Honestly, she's always kinda lowkey sucked at cosplay. She's always had friends make most of her cosplays for her, I don't think she can really even sew or craft beyond super basic shit. It was easy to be a "good" cosplayer back in the early 2000's because the community was pretty small so competition was minimal, now every big name cosplayer has to have like 26 different, fleshed out crafting skills to make good cosplays AND be hot with big fake tiddies. Lori isn't even scratching the surface of relevancy now because she has nothing to offer. She can't craft and she isn't hot enough to get by on her looks alone.

That was a lil bit of a tangent but as a fellow convention oldfag it's fun looking back and realizing her cosplays were never anything special, and were even kind of bad in some cases. I strongly suspect this is why she's pretty much dropped cosplay.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

"Seriously. Shiros [the ferret] gone, I have to move, and now my jobs in danger if I don't switch over to something other than onlyfansfailure. I worked real hard to get here and I'm just really tired. My brain feels like it doesn't work anymore" - Lori



Upcoming eviction saga?

 

[Blanche]

Oh no, if only she didn't sit on her pancake ass all day and do the absolute bare minimum with her Spicy.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Tinfoil and I’m sorry because I’m caffeinated, but Kevin said he’d be busy with life stuff for the next few months.

They’ve obviously grown apart, already sleep in separate rooms, they’re basically roommates. And that’s just what we can see from what they choose to share.

I *think* Kevin is the one who has the lease in his name (Lori seems like the kind of woman in her mid 30’s that would need a co-signer) and he didn’t mention anything about moving. Doesn’t mean it didn’t happen, he hasn’t publicly mentioned it.

And Kevin’s family seems supportive of him (if alienated by that relationship). If he’s receiving mental health care and isn’t able to work legitimately for a while, they would help him with rent etc most likely IF Lori was gone.

Lori is the one who says she’s moving.
I wonder if this is the beginning of the “Kevin puts on his big boy pants and Abuela looks for the next host” saga.

There’s no way Kevin’s parents would let him move back in + a Lori again.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Lori is the one who says she’s moving.
I wonder if this is the beginning of the “Kevin puts on his big boy pants and Abuela looks for the next host” saga.

>Kevin
>Big boy pants

that was rich. If anything, he'll just go back to his parents bitching about his mental health and depreshun. Open Some GoFundMe to help him get back on his feet or something and then cope posts about how Momokun and Vamplette broke his relationship with Lori out of jealousy or malice.

There is ZERO chance Kevin will do anything but blame others for the fallout and sit on his ass asking for gibs.

ETA: LMFAO at Lori saying she worked so hard for her Onlyfailures. Bitch couldn't even be assed to change it up enough to look different from her Insta.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

"Still up to my cuteness!❤ oowoo Strawberry bikini ➡ @miccosgirls" - Lori


Is it just me or are Lori's facial expressions are getting more disturbing?


"New post... My eyes are a weird color. A good weird. Oof I gotta cut my bangs." - Lori


"Gonna keep using OF for kawaii silly nonsense, video messages, and streaming. FANSLY for the P***Y. sub a dub dub homie. Ooof, come get it. Fansly.com/monstergirl" - Lori

 

[urine_county]

Hmm interesting update. I wonder if they'll use "We were doxed so plz donate to our moving fund" as an excuse, leaving out the part where Kevin is the one who carelessly dropped their dox lol.

Lori blocked Kevin on Instagram again and I've been keeping a chart for August, if anyone is interested:

 

[tigerbloodman]

Hmm interesting update. I wonder if they'll use "We were doxed so plz donate to our moving fund" as an excuse, leaving out the part where Kevin is the one who carelessly dropped their dox lol.

Lori blocked Kevin on Instagram again and I've been keeping a chart for August, if anyone is interested:
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Godspeed farmer, i'd love to see a running calendar of the block/unblocks. Their relationship status is as volatile as highschool juniors.

We know it happens constantly, but a succinct record would be aces.

 

[behindyourightnow]

"Seriously. Shiros [the ferret] gone, I have to move, and now my jobs in danger if I don't switch over to something other than onlyfansfailure. I worked real hard to get here and I'm just really tired. My brain feels like it doesn't work anymore" - Lori

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Upcoming eviction saga?

People on the other site were speculating that it was the approaching end of the eviction ban that might have gotten Kevin suddenly nervous about money, and that maybe they have not been paying rent in a while.

 

[World War Weeb]

Kevin's cryptic "starting to feel like home again," tipped a few of us off, I think, to the fact that it was more than just Shiro. If you look back on it, the eviction thing makes Kevin's freakouts on people criticizing Lori, zero interaction with the posts he made pushing Lori's content, and the legal "threats" - what we have here is kind of sad (the situation, not necessarily them). On one hand, we have Lorena - close to 40 - in total, unending denial of what life entails - no matter how fucked up "the system" is, if Lorena just accepted her mental - borderline insanity - delusions of grandeur internet/real life "success" and her actual appearance (which, as several of you stated - her realizing what she actually looks like, could move back into the witchy/pagan asthetic and drop the super-shoop "ageless loli sex fantasy - she may even be able to monetize that, if she did some homework and learned how to "face" and pose.

Kevin, on the other hand, has lost almost all of his 20's, and is approaching 30. He has lost his years where dumbassery is kind of a part of learning how shit works, and what you're gonna do with yourself. If he gets intense therapy, AWAY from Lorena, I think he MAY have a chance of coming back. As a human being, anyways. Half of mental illness is biology, but the effects of home life and environment cannot be overlooked. It's not so much of, "I feel sorry for him", as I know what it's like to say and do some really cringey shit in your 20's (in the mid to late 2000's, I was obsessed with cos-fame, and that held me back from doing SO much more that I was capable of. There's no way I'm the only one leftover from that era/phase who did dumb shit, and am far better removed from that world.

If Kevin gets away from Lori, gets off the internet for a while, and gets some therapy, he MIGHT have hope for eventually bouncing back. Lorena, I am absolutely convinced, will never be capable of doing that.

Question is - have all of her fishing attempts for a new meal ticket died? Or does she have a fishbowl of sympathetic simps who she has been exploring grifting to when she gets kicked out? And if so...can you imagine being one of those dudes who has only ever seen the Shoop-Show Lori puts online. Can you imagine picking up Ageless Vampire Lolita Lori from an airport only to meet Abuela? I would give my non-existent left but to be a casual observer

Also...do you guys think when she moves to the new platform, she'll post anything graphic or at all different from Insta-reposts with half-butthole as "spice" now and again?

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Kevin's cryptic "starting to feel like home again," tipped a few of us off, I think, to the fact that it was more than just Shiro. If you look back on it, the eviction thing makes Kevin's freakouts on people criticizing Lori, zero interaction with the posts he made pushing Lori's content, and the legal "threats" - what we have here is kind of sad (the situation, not necessarily them). On one hand, we have Lorena - close to 40 - in total, unending denial of what life entails - no matter how fucked up "the system" is, if Lorena just accepted her mental - borderline insanity - delusions of grandeur internet/real life "success" and her actual appearance (which, as several of you stated - her realizing what she actually looks like, could move back into the witchy/pagan asthetic and drop the super-shoop "ageless loli sex fantasy - she may even be able to monetize that, if she did some homework and learned how to "face" and pose.

Kevin, on the other hand, has lost almost all of his 20's, and is approaching 30. He has lost his years where dumbassery is kind of a part of learning how shit works, and what you're gonna do with yourself. If he gets intense therapy, AWAY from Lorena, I think he MAY have a chance of coming back. As a human being, anyways. Half of mental illness is biology, but the effects of home life and environment cannot be overlooked. It's not so much of, "I feel sorry for him", as I know what it's like to say and do some really cringey shit in your 20's (in the mid to late 2000's, I was obsessed with cos-fame, and that held me back from doing SO much more that I was capable of. There's no way I'm the only one leftover from that era/phase who did dumb shit, and am far better removed from that world.

If Kevin gets away from Lori, gets off the internet for a while, and gets some therapy, he MIGHT have hope for eventually bouncing back. Lorena, I am absolutely convinced, will never be capable of doing that.

Question is - have all of her fishing attempts for a new meal ticket died? Or does she have a fishbowl of sympathetic simps who she has been exploring grifting to when she gets kicked out? And if so...can you imagine being one of those dudes who has only ever seen the Shoop-Show Lori puts online. Can you imagine picking up Ageless Vampire Lolita Lori from an airport only to meet Abuela? I would give my non-existent left but to be a casual observer

Also...do you guys think when she moves to the new platform, she'll post anything graphic or at all different from Insta-reposts with half-butthole as "spice" now and again?

Oh she'll definitely do only half a flabby ass cheek, and if we're lucky, she may even slip in a few nip slips every now and then!

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I'm going to assume this is all for attention and she just means she is moving to fansly.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Oh she'll definitely do only half a flabby ass cheek, and if we're lucky, she may even slip in a few nip slips every now and then!

It’s hilarious to me that she’s talking about moving because she’s not even one of the onlythots who will be affected.

From what I’ve read they’re banning sexually explicit content, and I don’t know how they determine that but I’m assuming it means no porn of any kind.

Lori doesn’t do porn. She will most likely never do porn unless she’s backed into a corner.
Her account won’t be removed because there’s nothing SPICY on there.
I don’t think OF cares about a little non booty or a tiny nip slip every once in a while.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

From what I’ve read they’re banning sexually explicit content, and I don’t know how they determine that but I’m assuming it means no porn of any kind.

She'll be fine

 

[Cupid Stupid]

I went through her IG trying to find clips of her talking because that ara ara! Comment threw me for a goddamn loop with how deep her voice is but I guess thats the only one bc shes aware that it doesn't match her "lolipedobait" schtick. She can abuse filters all she wants but that voice is a dead giveaway of her age

 

[World War Weeb]

She'll be fine
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My best guess is between here and the Lolcow group, Lori knows damn well how much of her content is lolicon/pedophilic to even casual observers, and knows all it would take it one email to OnlyFans after the changes happen and they move forward with securing big company collaborative cash, and her account would be gone.

 

[drain]

Her appearance is the one thing about herself that she places importance on, and it’s the same thing that she’s used to shit on other cosplayers over the years

Ok, and its the same thing everyone and their mom is doing now, picking solely on her appearance will only make her think we are jealous of her. She lacks self introspection and intelligence to see we aren't jealous, but as most narcs, she thinks talking about appearance = jealously.

There’s no shortage of documentation or discussion about her narc behavior or the fact that she spent her gofundme on fake LV and DollsKill instead of her ferrets.

As there's no shortage of discussion about her jaw. Honestly, most women out there have a body shape similar to hers, I can go out on the street right now and find 283671 women with fridge bodies and no ass, overweight, with wonky jaws and wrinkles. Again, I know she's all about appearances, but sometimes it gets tiring, because this level of nitpicking isn't even funny.

If you spend time on cow you’re probably aware of the ridiculous photoshop thread that’s literally all nitpicking plus the e thots thread, and arguably most of the insults in BP and especially Deathfats are extremely low hanging fruit too.

I don't spend time on lolcow and I'm not aware of the photoshop thread, I went there when KF was down to read about Bella Janke and found Lori's thread on front page.

 

[World War Weeb]

I don't know if anyone's speculated on this before, but whenever these two break up, do we see a possibility of Kevin apologizing to/going back to Momo and crew? I think Lori destroyed Kevin's interest in cosplay when Kevin destroyed his social network in cosplay for Lori. But maybe there's the chance he'll fill the absence of Lorena with cosplay work. I honestly don't know. Not defending him, but people have done crazy shit involving Stockholm Syndrome, and this is close