Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 198 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 794 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,395
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Jack takes Chinese food recommendations from a Christian rapper from Alabama but who's lived in Tennessee since 1993.
gotta love how jack takes a piece of chicken from his friend's plate when he gets up

imagine how many times he's done that with tammy's food over the years
 
Jr. is up on Instagram saying Kevin Durant shouldn't be considered one of the best players of all time. Mind you Kevin Durant averaged 27 PPG during his whole career while Kobe only averaged 25, but naw...Jr just loves sucking that Kobe dick. Makes sense since it's also burnt meat.

If we're going by PPG, the mount Rushmore would be Jordan (30), LeBron (27), Durant (27), and then Karl Malone (25, but also played about 100 more games than Kobe).
 
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We've seen him try to lose weight. It's been 9 months since he started this program almost 36 weeks and he's lost only 30 pounds.
Haha fuck no. Jack is as fat as ever, at best was forced by his mommy-wife to cut out all the cheese, and lost nothing. And by lost nothing I mean he didn't ever lose weight beyond his five pound shits from eating 10 pounds of cheese.

Jack just says he's trying because he gets sulky whenever the doctor looks at him and tries to shame him into losing weight. It's literally an attempt to stop getting made fun of and that's it.
 
Jack is fishing for supply with this post. He knows that Tammy won't acknowledge the weight loss because there is no weight loss. Most of his friends won't because they're all on fucking vents with COVID, Paul is an asshole who would rather goof around and throw insults rather than genuine compliments, and his church group probably doesn't even know he's on a diet.

Literally reaching out to his fans for asspats when he's done nothing to deserve them.
 
Jack is fishing for supply with this post. He knows that Tammy won't acknowledge the weight loss because there is no weight loss. Most of his friends won't because they're all on fucking vents with COVID, Paul is an asshole who would rather goof around and throw insults rather than genuine compliments, and his church group probably doesn't even know he's on a diet.

Literally reaching out to his fans for asspats when he's done nothing to deserve them.
yeah, he knows his serious audience will give him all the "weight loss" compliments he wants. seems like half the comments he pre-approves on YT mention that (of course trolling in some cases)

i was going through the comment section on the cheeseburger cauliflower video and oops. looks like jack missed one

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Did Jack nuke his fantasy league again?
looks like he made it private

a few of us here infiltrated it and he booted us (more than once,) likely because he is only allowing people into the league if they're friends with him on FB
 
yeah, he knows his serious audience will give him all the "weight loss" compliments he wants. seems like half the comments he pre-approves on YT mention that (of course trolling in some cases)

i was going through the comment section on the cheeseburger cauliflower video and oops. looks like jack missed one

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Lmao "genuinely nice". Oh how wrong can this person be.
 
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