Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Fapcop]

Disappointed look from Tyrone as Chris sharts his pants and flees.

“Aww shiat! I just wanted to shake mah niggas hand and shiat!”

Turns around to face his weightlifting bros.

“And if any of you mofuckers try some shit with him, there’s going to be blood! Gnomesayin’? And respec his pronouns n shiat! Da mans name is Christine. Jus because we’s a bunch of convics don’t have to mean we axe like uncivilized mofuckers! Aight?”

What one thing that doesn't get talked about astounds you about Chris?

For me, it's the odd fact that he seemingly never realized he's physically unattractive. He'd always go after girls that were massively out of his league, yet he never had any trouble believing "they" loved him, with all his fake online sweethearts. It's like he has no self awareness. At all. He could have got a nice mildly tarded sweetheart 20 years ago if he stopped trying to fuck Vanessa Hudgens or whoever.

He actually isn’t.

When we think of CWC we usually think of the weird granny-tranny Chris with the balding, stringy, long seaweed hair, and a body that’s shaped like an orange with four straws for arms and legs,

But go back to classic Chris, lose the pedo glasses and 30-50 lbs and he’d look alright. Probably good enough to pull some reasonably attractive, non fatties home if he didn’t act like a creep.

Why didn’t he realize this? Face blindness + autism + narcissism/massive ego.

 

[Mason Verger]

Why didn’t he realize this? Face blindness + autism + narcissism/massive ego.

I can’t help but factor in some degree of confirmation bias when it comes to Chris and his ego. He has a massive, dedicated audience that’s been following him for nearly two decades, with a fair amount of knob polishing and ego boosting peppered in. Something must be “special” about you with that kind of sustained obsessive interest.

Under these incredibly uncommon circumstances, anybody might be guilty of believing the hype. That’s why I relish the prison saga bringing his lofty ass back down to earth.

 

[Pickle Built]

Face blindness

What?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

What?

Chris is incapable of remembering/recognizing faces. This is how trolls were able to trick him with images of multiple different girls and claim they were all the same person. This also includes Chris' own face; by his own admission, he had to stare at himself intently in the mirror to even remember what he looked like, which probably attributed to his delusional beliefs about his own appearance.

 

[Pickle Built]

Chris is incapable of remembering/recognizing faces. This is how trolls were able to trick him with images of multiple different girls and claim they were all the same person. This also includes Chris' own face; by his own admission, he had to stare at himself intently in the mirror to even remember what he looked like, which probably attributed to his delusional beliefs about his own appearance.

What? If Chris has it that bad then what reason is there that the girl at the end of the love quest even needs to be good looking? I mean Chris is even able to get it bent for Barabara of all people

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

What? If Chris has it that bad then what reason is there that the girl at the end of the love quest even needs to be good looking? I mean Chris is even able to get it bent for Barabara of all people

That's kind of it actually. Truth be told, I think Chris' standards for attractive women were somewhat exaggerated, or at least not as steep as he'd lead you to believe. A couple of the women he went after weren't exactly hot either.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

That's kind of it actually. Truth be told, I think Chris' standards for attractive women were somewhat exaggerated, or at least not as steep as he'd lead you to believe. A couple of the women he went after weren't exactly hot either.

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I'm glad she saw through him, or she would get raped every night until she became radicalized and joined ISIS.

 

[DiscoRodeo]

I'm glad she saw through him, or she would get raped every night until she became radicalized and joined ISIS.

Thankfully, CwC is an incompetant retard and came off as rapey very fast for her.

A lot of other guys will keep it in their pants and reveal more shitty behavior later on in a relationship, but at least CwC is incapable of that.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Thankfully, CwC is an incompetant retard and came off as rapey very fast for her.

A lot of other guys will keep it in their pants and reveal more shitty behavior later on in a relationship, but at least CwC is incapable of that.

A lot of guys also can’t get away with wooing women for bragging about having a webcomic about Sonic. Most women are into Scarlett Johansson these days.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

A lot of guys also can’t get away wooing women for bragging about having a webcomic about Sonic. Most women are into Scarlett Johansson these days.

And dig ol bicks

 

[Pickle Built]

And dig ol bicks

Fortunately for them not bent ones

That's kind of it actually. Truth be told, I think Chris' standards for attractive women were somewhat exaggerated, or at least not as steep as he'd lead you to believe. A couple of the women he went after weren't exactly hot either.

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I am beginning to see why Chris thinks they're "a bee-a-ootiful goddess"
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Actually is it possible that Chris only likes people who looks like "tomgirl" Chris? Is it possible that Chris' narcissism caused a sort of outward autophilia?

 

[WaveBreak]

what if barb is still 100% there and covers for Chris saying there was no incest (or rape)
See was seen by someone at the house already and she can drive, that's not dead-end grandma dementia at all. Besides, she's quite crafty. Could there e a chance she manages to get Chris free?

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

what if barb is still 100% there and covers for Chris saying there was no incest (or rape)
See was seen by someone at the house already and she can drive, that's not dead-end grandma dementia at all. Besides, she's quite crafty. Could there e a chance she manages to get Chris free?

They'll both be charged of incest, and I doubt they'd end up in jail of that were to actually happen.

 

[Mason Verger]

what if barb is still 100% there and covers for Chris saying there was no incest (or rape)
See was seen by someone at the house already and she can drive, that's not dead-end grandma dementia at all. Besides, she's quite crafty. Could there e a chance she manages to get Chris free?

The question is: does she want that? Right now she can either play the lucrative victim card or choose to be the face of mother/tranny son incest. And that’s just her legacy, there’s legal problems with taking half the blame too. Chris stole from her, provided terrible caregiver care, was starting to get actually abusive and dangerously erratic and now thrust her into the spotlight in an incest scandal.
If she’s truly of sound mind, she’ll throw Chris under the bus. Hell, if she actually still loves him, she’ll let the system dictate his future.

 

[Michael Janke]

i have absolutely no art experience.
do you think in 3 months, with 2 hours a day of practice, i could overtake Chris's art ability?

 

[Ren]

i have absolutely no art experience.
do you think in 3 months, with 2 hours a day of practice, i could overtake Chris's art ability?

That's about a week's worth of effort. So maybe...?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

The question is: does she want that? Right now she can either play the lucrative victim card or choose to be the face of mother/tranny son incest. And that’s just her legacy, there’s legal problems with taking half the blame too. Chris stole from her, provided terrible caregiver care, was starting to get actually abusive and dangerously erratic and now thrust her into the spotlight in an incest scandal.
If she’s truly of sound mind, she’ll throw Chris under the bus. Hell, if she actually still loves him, she’ll let the system dictate his future.

If she has a moment of clarity (Or is still somewhat coherent) and still loves Chris maybe she’ll blame it on trolls and try to convince the judge Chris is mentally incompetent and easily led.

That‘s really the only way I can think of where Barb can deflect blame from Chris and still be the victim, even if Barb doesn’t know any of the details ‘My son would never do this, it must be the trolls who brainwashed him!’ is a good mental defence where she doesn’t have to think of the implications of Chris’s actions.

i have absolutely no art experience.
do you think in 3 months, with 2 hours a day of practice, i could overtake Chris's art ability?

Chris’s best art is him tracing so unless you’ve got severely impaired coordination I imagine you could.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

What one thing that doesn't get talked about astounds you about Chris?

For me, it's the odd fact that he seemingly never realized he's physically unattractive. He'd always go after girls that were massively out of his league, yet he never had any trouble believing "they" loved him, with all his fake online sweethearts. It's like he has no self awareness. At all. He could have got a nice mildly tarded sweetheart 20 years ago if he stopped trying to fuck Vanessa Hudgens or whoever.

One other thing to note about his conception of himself is the "Hurtful Truth level." Chris believes that everyone around him should be forced to ignore his faults, physical and otherwise in order to risk hurting his feelings. That Cwc-ism exemplifies Chris's entire self-conception to me. Everyone else has to pretend he is smart, handsome, attractive, successful, etc. or else it would be rude and impolite.

 

[idosometimes]

Anyone know if Barb has kept up on the mortgage since covid started?

i have absolutely no art experience.
do you think in 3 months, with 2 hours a day of practice, i could overtake Chris's art ability?

Chris was not doing this for other people so the skills never mattered. He just needed a window to that magical world. I highly doubt he "sees" Sonichu as he is drawn.

 

[Deadpool]

I went to see Last Podcast on the Left live over the weekend and they actually mentioned Chris and the semen recycling. It kind of shocked me, and what shocked me even more is that it got a crowd reaction. It was like autistic worlds colliding.