Complete a feat of strength in service of Deagle Nation.
5
Rest for the Wicked
Correctly guessed that Nick Bate would be eligible for parole during the #SickNickSentence.
10
Mm, yeah
Receive 50 Likes on your posts or messages.
10
Manajerk
The opposition of all lonesome young men on their Love-Quests.
10
(Charity) A-U-T-I-S-M
2014 Charity: Autism Research Institute
"A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean? Silence and friends unseen! A few brains as well: that is autism! And that makes us seem special to you!"
10
(Charity) Semper Fidelis to All Are Armed Forces
2014 Charity: Injured Marine Semper Fi Fund
10
I Want To Get Off Mr. Jan's Wild Ride
Survive Deagle Nation.
(Register before the February 22nd "Jace is a hoax." thread.)
10
GAMER JUSTICE!!!
Start the fire that destroys DSPGaming.
10
Artistic Talent
Win an official fan art contest
10
Santa's Little Helper
Assisted in bringing Christmas Joy to hundreds of Autists
15
Your thoughts have been inputed
Receive 100 Likes on your posts or messages.
15
Jerkop
"There's a guy over here who may be a wacko. ... He's one gigantic motherfucker."
15
Hitler's Paintbrush
Make a serious artistic contribution to the site.
15
Christorian
Join the forums before March 1st, 2013 -- the first month that the Lolcow board existed.
15
CWCki Sperg!
Join the forums before March 1st, 2014 -- the creation of the Parkourdude91 board.
20
Jerkief
"Aroo, maybe so." - President Richard Nixon during the 3000 presidential election
20
Fire Relief Fund Contributor
Donated to the January 2014 fund to send Chris a "big box of stuff".
20
Lolcow Wiki Editor
Participated in the Lolcow Wiki effort.
25
Well Spoken
Have over 100 posts with at least a 1:1 ratio of Likes.
Represent the KNN as an on-the-field reporter of an actual civil or criminal courtroom event.
25
Phase 3: Shitpost
Survive Phase 2 of #DropKiwifarms.
Register before August 30th, 2022 and be active in the month of August.
40
Talent Finder
Create a Lolcow thread that receives over 100,000 views.
This trophy is manually given.
50
Real American
The holder of this trophy has proven to little Hulksters all over the world that they train, say their prayers, eat their vitamins, and embody the true spirit of Hulkamania.
50
Loyal Sonichu Fan
An esteemed trophy for the world's most dedicated Sonichu fans.
50
Thought Provoking
Have 500 or more posts with at least a 1:1 ratio of Likes.
50
Y'all should know me by now
See Christian Weston Chandler in person.
50
Tumblr's Satan
Internet famous for the systematic oppression of the straight white girls who use Tumblr.
50
Ghost Division
Complete a feat of strength.
50
Klurfslayer
50
How It's Done
Special trophy for Trickie for her work on Rosechu's Story.
75
Inspirational
Have over 1000 posts with at least a 1:1 ratio of Likes.
100
Christorical Figure
Have played a role in the story of Christian Weston Chandler.
100
Kind Regards
Commit acts of domestic terrorism in your fruitless efforts to remove this Internet forum.