Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

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HARDCORE SYNDROME said:
The person in question's job position is "Associate Customer Service Engineer", aka barely above entry-level IT/SRE customer support. They have no power to be influencing any stock or customer.

It looks like there are stock options, but has a 4-year vesting schedule like most public big tech. For a relative newbie to the company, it's probably not a lot.

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"Associate Customer Service Engineer" aka helpdesk.
 
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brown dave said:
When people realise he's spent all the money on takeaway food and laptops instead of using it as stated, it will be interesting if any of the press who are huffing his farts now will all turn on him when this all collapses.
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No, they'll go for the standard practice "this is old news, why are you still harping on about this?" There will probably also be some "nobody could have known at the time, how we were to know they were lying? Nobody said anything!"

SaidNoOneEver said:
The whole plan is baffling. They believe Null has his finger on the trigger of Kiwi Farms Troon Killin' Space Laser yet they're all going to amass in a big group out at some park just waitin to be genocided? They clearly haven't thought this through.
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They know they're not in any danger, that's all just for the rubes who they think are easily manipulated and will do whatever they say if they scream GENOCIDE enough. Any mentally ill troons who believe this, get afraid and end their own lives from thinking they're about to be murdered are just more bodies they can use against their perceived enemies.

We're supposedly the evil ones who want to harm others while they see all other people as pawns to achieve their own personal stupid ends and don't care what happens to them.
 
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redcent said:
🖐️ I have hoped a nukes would be dropped in every little area in the usa.

Place full of looney toons
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I am fine with it as long as California is wiped from the face of the Earth, and by extension Elliot (and wierdly enough every troon featured in the Rat King board)

Melbourne still gets two, though.
 
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WonderWino said:
Don't say that too loud or mcdonalds might notice, get ideas and to a troon reboot of this old 80s ad campaign

Kind of in reverse though as back in the 80s that was intended to market mcdonalds to adults.....
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Going to the moon campaign to appeal to NFT bros, bored apes has a shitty burger joint in California which manages to be WORSE that most ill kempt Mickey D's.

Also basic burger costs like 15 dollars just the burger.
 
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Saw Ching Chong retweeting this (2nd tweet). Posting for documentation.

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Rope Salesman said:
They know they look like shit.

It's why their shitty trans support groups are always cooing about them looking beautiful. Even the ones that 'pass' only do so through certain angles and with fuck loads of surgery. Then you see them in real life and are too boxy or got chins like a boxer. It's why I never believe those guys who claim they were tricked into fucking some dude's inside-out cock hole.
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Amphotericin B said:
RE: parents
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I can think of something taboo in Chinese culture: bringing disgrace on your family by being a disgusting trooned-out pervert and killing the family line.
The Inward said:
That's no jaw... it's a space dock
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I hear he went on a vacation to Rapa Nui and the moai all made jokes about his jaw.
Amphotericin B said:
Liz has been to Ireland too.
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Imagine being so clearly an undesirable alien that you only get visas grudgingly and they're like "and you better be the fuck out of here within 24 hours Mr. Ching-Chong Ying-Yong Wing-Wong."
Runner said:
This faggot manages to suck himself off more and more every day despite chopping his dick off.
Also, not brown; yellow.
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The only mention of this histrionic chink is from when he threatened the site completely out of the blue, and went on for a couple pages. How the fuck would that kill even the weakest pussified chinklord?
Onni Kalsarikännit said:
Saw Ching Chong retweeting this (2nd tweet). Posting for documentation.

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Does this fucking idiot know the difference between paying for a filter service you want and being literally unable to see a site you want to see because it got taken down? Honestly fuck these drooling idiots.
WonderWino said:
Kind of in reverse though as back in the 80s that was intended to market mcdonalds to adults.....
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Turning him into a Klansman was one of the funniest old memes.
 
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behindyourightnow said:
You can always tell that AGPs don’t have any female friends and their female acquaintances secretly hate them, because no one ever pulls them aside and politely tells them not to leave the house like that.
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If they did, even with perfectly good intentions, the troon would start shrieking about twanzfobia and get them fired.
 
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One87five0 said:
Do you have a source for that? I've only been skimming this thread, but I was under the impression that bàba (爸爸) is/was funding him.
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All the stuff about his dad funding the operation was speculation on our part. Now it seems like the Microsoft sugar daddy is covering the bill since the other dude in that relationship is only entry level.
 
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