Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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At the risk of sounding like a philosophy fag
I wouldn't find that a bad thing.
KiwiFarms is a containment forum of philosophical and ethical debate. One of the reasons I started posting recently instead of the last x number of years of lurking is because much like you. I fucking hate groomers with such a passion you can not imagine. I've been on The Chris-Chan circuit as early as 2012 from 4chan. I just always associated him with the sad clown Pagliacci.
Keffals on the other hand demands real determination of the boundaries of KF, your, and my involvement for the sake of potentially protecting others.
I agree for the most part on limiting of involvement in a lolcows life, but sometimes the lolcow forces your hand. No one deserves to be bullied, but Lucas really doesn't understand that grooming is a form of abuse. As I've said before and will double down on. You kind of forfeit your right to civility when you openly and especially in public eye deny the baser rights of protection to others. I mean it's outright a declaration of war for all purposes.
Gay married, abortions, education, healthcare? those aren't base human rights. No one needs these things in order to continue living. It's an absurdly Judean ideoloy.
Right to work for food, right to work for housing, right to sleep at night without worry of rape/murder, right to protect yourself/spouse/child from being forced fed drugs and sexually abused?
I think we can all agree there is a big difference between the two arguments. Way too many people argue unneeded things as human rights.
 
I've heard a lot about how it was the "nazis" at kiwifarms that swatted Sorrenti but it's a bit curious since you don't see much swatting around there and i've never seen anyone actually claiming it as their work ; on top of that it happened quite early and in period where the thread wasn't really the most active thing ever
Swatting is a crime, in Canada it's punishable by up to five years in prison. If anyone here was retarded enough to do it and post about it, they would get made fun of and banned.

It's possible that some moron who reads Kiwi Farms did it, just like it's possible someone picks a random number from a phone book and calls it to say "ill kill U bitch", but this site does not condone any criminal behavior.

In all likelihood, Keffals did it himself because he thinks the police will not swat him again when he actually kills his mother.

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Swatting is a crime, in Canada it's punishable by up to five years in prison. If anyone here was retarded enough to do it and post about it, they would get made fun of and banned.

It's possible that some moron who reads Kiwi Farms did it, just like it's possible someone picks a random number from a phone book and calls it to say "ill kill U bitch", but this site does not condone any criminal behavior.

In all likelihood, Keffals did it himself because he thinks the police will not swat him again when he actually kills his mother.

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The police never swatted you to begin with, Lucas.
 
Just so i'm sure on this case, was the 1st incident of this whole story (the "swatting") actually caused by one of your niggerfaggots ?
I've heard a lot about how it was the "nazis" at kiwifarms that swatted Sorrenti but it's a bit curious since you don't see much swatting around there and i've never seen anyone actually claiming it as their work ; on top of that it happened quite early and in period where the thread wasn't really the most active thing ever
It's very doubtful to me. Who would have done it?

A regular kiwi cyberterrorist? Despite what's been said about us, we don't really have form for swatting. Back in the day we'd sometimes call welfare checks onto trannies who suicide baited on social media, because it was funny as hell to see them flustered by it, but we always made sure it was 100% legal by only reporting actual threats of suicide and self-harm to their local police. We had a very particular and very legal way of going about it, and even that doesn't happen here anymore.

A fringe offsite kiwi-adjacent cyberterrorist? We used to have some folks that did this kind of thing to ruffle social media trannies but they've all deteriorated into full-time heroin addiction and prison and don't have time for gay internet ops anymore, and it doesn't fit their MO of recording the swat calls like fucking idiots and posting them onto youtube to gloat about it.

A retarded newfag with a political agenda? Maybe. It's hard to imagine why Keffals would be chosen as the target instead of one of the far nastier, far more visible far-left trannies we've documented. I could maybe see a TERF getting real incensed about the HRT directory shit, but TERFs are internet karens more than internet terrorists and I imagine that would end in pointless reports to the police about discord grooming instead of full-on made up terrorist threats.

The only person I can think of that somewhat fits the MO for this is our old friend Vordrak. The swatting was arranged via emails cc'ed to everyone on the London city council, in which somebody made terrorist threats impersonating Keffals, using a VPN. That's pretty much exactly how Vordrak attempted to swat Null and myself, by impersonating us and emailing terrorist threats to schools and hospitals while cc'ing in half a dozen law enforcement agencies and local politicians to make sure it wouldn't be ignored. Even then my gut is telling me this wasn't him, simply because he wasn't primed and ready to capitalise on it like he was every other time he swatted somebody and blamed us.

I don't think it was us, I don't think it was any of our enemies, and I don't think it was anyone from Keffals camp either. If they ever catch the guy who did it (and I hope they do), I think it'll be some maladjusted 13 year old we've never heard of from some obscure minecraft trolling guild.
 
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The eunuch's addiction to twitter started innocently enough. They would spend a few hours a day scrolling through their feed, liking and commenting on posts. But soon, they were spending hours upon hours crafting tweet after tweet. They started to neglect their hygiene and their health, instead choosing to stay glued to their computer screen.

Their addiction took a toll on their fragile appearance. They became overweight and pale, and their skin took on a greasy sheen. They stopped leaving their house, instead choosing to stream to a few people in their dark room all day and all night long.

The eunuch's mental health deteriorated as their addiction grew. They became depressed and anxious, and their only solace was in the virtual world. They became isolated and withdrawn, and eventually they began tweeting a thousand times a day.

The eunuch's body slowly started to shut down. They became weak and frail, and their organs started to fail. The eunuch knew that they were dying, but they couldn't bring themselves to leave the screen. Eventually the eunuch's body gave out. They died in their chair, their eyes glued to their computer screen, their finger hovering over the like button.
 
Best is, didn't Lucas himself say to the "DetransitionKeffals" hashtag that if he stopped taking HRT literally nothing would happen or change? Does he think he's fully transitioned now and a pure woman that produces estrogen on her own?
Guess what, YWNBAW.
The funny thing is: Detransitioning him would literally jusy be giving him a masculine shave and a male shirt, his body is more masculine than the average fat soyboy and his falsetto is in the whiny-masculine range.
He's just a eunuch with long hair in a dress.
 
his body is more masculine than the average fat soyboy
my boy lucas could be a fucking line backer, i swear you strap 50lbs of gear to him and have him ram into training mats all day and I'd have you a man who could brush through an entire female rugby team like they were children. His shoulders are BEAST.
 
“I live in Maryland so everyone is black”.

Edgewater MD is very white.42CE4E50-EF6E-45D5-851C-45BF5AC1372B.jpeg

Silver Spring and Prince George County are black (and a 30+ minute drive from Edgewater), not Edgewater lol. Fetish NOT ruled out.
 
These demented troons can stop being a "victim" by shutting up, leaving the internet, and doing something worthwhile. Instead they thrive on updoots and attention, they claim to be oppressed yet they're able to get someone who has never tweeted banned off the site and they have industrial connections to narc on their so called "detractors".

They really are parasites.
 
These demented troons can stop being a "victim" by shutting up, leaving the internet, and doing something worthwhile. Instead they thrive on updoots and attention, they claim to be oppressed yet they're able to get someone who has never tweeted banned off the site and they have industrial connections to narc on their so called "detractors".

They really are parasites.
if they wouldn't be so retarded then they would be aware that they "suffer" only because of their own retarded attention-seeking behavior, i sometimes feel like they secretly enjoy all the bullying and are annoying retards just to get bullied even more (humiliation fetish)
 
Grooming Cult of Keffals is going after a dead transexual Cloudflare employee who made some jokes years ago!

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Kevin Beaumont's tweet (The Archive)


Literally, no fun is allowed. An employee of yours makes Nazi jokes? You MUST be a far-right Nazi.
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@enny43's tweet (The Archive)



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Keffals and fans in all their wisdom have decided to go after a DEAD former employee of Cloudflare that made a couple spicy tweets in 2014 resulting in Matthew Prince the CEO of CF to tell them how revolting they are lol
@RespectElves's tweet (The Archive)


The evidence and her confessions to being a Nazi 🤦‍♂️ (The Archive) (These are her tweets making obvious jokes)
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Matthew Prince's response (The Archive)
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BONUS WEBSITE! ((the archive))
Code:
http://nigger.org/
 
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It's very doubtful to me. Who would have done it?

A regular kiwi cyberterrorist? Despite what's been said about us, we don't really have form for swatting. Back in the day we'd sometimes call welfare checks onto trannies who suicide baited on social media, because it was funny as hell to see them flustered by it, but we always made sure it was 100% legal by only reporting actual threats of suicide and self-harm to their local police. We had a very particular and very legal way of going about it, and even that doesn't happen here anymore.

A fringe offsite kiwi-adjacent cyberterrorist? We used to have some folks that did this kind of thing to ruffle social media trannies but they've all deteriorated into full-time heroin addiction and prison and don't have time for gay internet ops anymore, and it doesn't fit their MO of recording the swat calls like fucking idiots and posting them onto youtube to gloat about it.

A retarded newfag with a political agenda? Maybe. It's hard to imagine why Keffals would be chosen as the target instead of one of the far nastier, far more visible far-left trannies we've documented. I could maybe see a TERF getting real incensed about the HRT directory shit, but TERFs are internet karens more than internet terrorists and I imagine that would end in pointless reports to the police about discord grooming instead of full-on made up terrorist threats.

The only person I can think of that somewhat fits the MO for this is our old friend Vordrak. The swatting was arranged via emails cc'ed to everyone on the London city council, in which somebody made terrorist threats impersonating Keffals, using a VPN. That's pretty much exactly how Vordrak attempted to swat Null and myself, by impersonating us and emailing terrorist threats to schools and hospitals while cc'ing in half a dozen law enforcement agencies and local politicians to make sure it wouldn't be ignored. Even then my gut is telling me this wasn't him, simply because he wasn't primed and ready to capitalise on it like he was every other time he swatted somebody and blamed us.

I don't think it was us, I don't think it was any of our enemies, and I don't think it was anyone from Keffals camp either. If they ever catch the guy who did it (and I hope they do), I think it'll be some maladjusted 13 year old we've never heard of from some obscure minecraft trolling guild.
My personal theory is that it's the discord/splinterfags that are mostly composed of banned Kiwifarms users. Most of them are banned for their particular brand of extreme autism, fedposting and taking things way too far plus pissing off Null with their continued discord gayops.

There are several discord cliques where they organize gayops like making Elaine Miller carve Null's name into her thighs and making her buy a ticket to fly to Serbia. They all have a vendetta against Null and Kiwifarms as a whole since they are basically rejects that nobody likes. It also makes sense as to why they would try to frame AltisticRight as the perpetrator because most of them were regular Gunt board users and chatters and he is a moderator for that area of the site who probably handed out bans to them a couple of times. I think it's very much a "You won't let me play on your playground? Fine I will burn it down then!" mentality these guys have going on. It would also explain why lolcows from all parts of the site are getting swatted, Ralph and Anal First as well as Metokur and Nick Rekieta and trannies like Keffals. Clearly they want to make it look like it's Kiwifarms as a whole doing it as the only thing these targets have in common is that they all have threads on the site.

Btw one of the people involved with the Elaine Miller folks is apparently Kirtaner, who literally just got arrested for swatting his ex-girlfriend. They took his electronic devices so if he is involved with this then we might soon find out.

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These demented troons can stop being a "victim" by shutting up, leaving the internet, and doing something worthwhile. Instead they thrive on updoots and attention, they claim to be oppressed yet they're able to get someone who has never tweeted banned off the site and they have industrial connections to narc on their so called "detractors".

They really are parasites.
Internet exposure at a young age is going to entirely fuck the entire next generation that I am very concerned about the future. Not to power level too much but growing up I saw the internet from the 2000s onwards and I was exposed to shit very early on by being too curious. That was 2002-2004 with flash and mundane content by today's standards, nowadays people can see all types of horrendous shit even on websites that are considered "normie" like Facebook and Twitter without too much effort.

Censorship is bad, but it is about time parents take responsibility and start monitoring web access and websites until their kids reach a responsible age. Too much screen time rots the brain, and the problem is parents aren't doing enough to restrict this. Troon shit has been around for ages but the prevalence of it has been intensified by corners of the internet otherwise forgotten creeping into the mainstream. Without proper parental supervision, kids are being groomed by adult men with female fetishes in whatever messaging platform being fed a bunch of shit that will later come back and haunt them.

Keffals and anyone else who has been talking to young people needs to be investigated by their respective police departments, this is irreversible damage to those who are vulnerable and easily influenced.
 
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