Pentagon Approved Funds for MrBeast, Kelly Clarkson, Guy Fieri Last Year

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Shows and content featuring MrBeast, Kelly Clarkson, and Guy Fieri were approved to receive production support from the Department of Defense last year, according to documents obtained by Rolling Stone. The charm offensive comes at a time when military recruitment has hit historic lows, and both defense officials and members of Congress are seeking new ways to recruit young people into the armed services.
According to a Government Accountability Office report last month, Generation Z or “zoomers” have seen more than a 10 percent decline in military favorability, with only 35 percent holding favorable views in 2021, down from 46 percent in 2016. “The military services recognize that young people communicate or receive information increasingly through digital media,” the report says. “According to the Army’s advertising agency, younger generations view the real world through social media discussions, videos, and memes, which influences their values and beliefs.”

Following this logic, in 2022, the Army’s 4th Psychological Operations Group went viral for a Christopher Nolan-inspired recruitment video depicting Psyop soldiers waging war on a digital battlefield, replete with social media influence campaigns. Meanwhile, enlisted E-girls have racked up millions of views on pro-military social media posts that may or may not be directly overseen by Pentagon components. Ironically, the U.S. military cannot use the most popular Gen Z social media app, TikTok, due to federal prohibitions linked to its Chinese inventors.
But zoomer media isn’t the only thing getting approved for Pentagon funding. According to a list obtained through a public records request, Guy’s All-American Road Trip, The Kelly Clarkson Show, Downey’s Dream Cars, The Price Is Right, America’s Got Talent, and The Jennifer Hudson Show all received Pentagon support last year under Production Assistance Agreements, or PAAs.
The Pentagon also approved funding for content involving YouTube star Jimmy Donaldson, a.k.a. MrBeast, who was slated to lead a humanitarian effort in Puerto Rico. “We did complete a PAA for the Social Influencer Mr. Beast, but ultimately did not support the production as he did not go to Puerto Rico for the Hurricane relief, so that PAA is cancelled,” a Pentagon official wrote in an email obtained by Rolling Stone.

The Pentagon document underscores the U.S. government’s interest in working alongside influencers and YouTubers, in addition to its ongoing failure to build out a social media presence strong enough to correct the military’s recruiting crisis.
According to Department of Defense protocols, production assistance agreements (PAAs) are approved when assistance would be in the best interest of the nation by presenting “a reasonably realistic depiction of the military services and the DoD, including service members, civilian personnel, events, missions, assets, and policies”; when the media Is informational and considered likely to contribute to public understanding of the military services and the DoD; or, most critically, when “it may benefit military service recruiting and retention programs.”

As part of the Pentagon’s production assistance agreements, in exchange for military personnel, vehicles, technology, and expert advice for use in film and TV, the U.S. military earns the right to influence how it is portrayed by editing scripts, altering narratives, and trying to paint the armed forces in the best possible light.
The Pentagon’s interest in working alongside the likes of Guy Fieri and MrBeast draws on a long history of Hollywood producers working hand in hand with the Department of Defense. The most recognizable instance is the 1986 classic Top Gun, starring Tom Cruise. Recruitment centers were set up at movie theaters where the film premiered, and pilot applications jumped by 500 percent that year.

In exchange for the recruitment boost, the producers of Top Gun received access to military equipment like fighter jets, military bases, and the USS Enterprise, a 95,000 ton aircraft carrier. As reporter David L. Robb wrote of the exchange, “Millions of dollars can be shaved off a film’s budget if the military agrees to lend its equipment and assistance. And all a producer has to do to get that assistance is submit five copies of the script to the Pentagon for approval; make whatever script changes the Pentagon suggests; film the script exactly as approved by the Pentagon; and prescreen the finished product for Pentagon officials before it’s shown to the public.”
The quid pro quo between Hollywood and the Pentagon doesn’t always go according to plan. In 1996, after securing a PAA for the blockbuster Independence Day, the military abruptly pulled out of the agreement when the film’s director refused to excise mention of the secretive military base Area 51 from the film script. According to director Roland Emmerich, “The United States military was going to support this and supply us with a lot of costumes and airplanes and stuff. Their one demand was that we remove Area 51 from the film, and we didn’t want to do that. So they withdrew their support.”
As blockbuster cinema fails to drive recruitment in the present day, the 2023 PAAs supporting daytime television personalities popular in the early 2000s suggest that, despite a tepid curiosity in social media, the Pentagon is still struggling to keep up with the times.

In a symbolic foreshadowing of the Pentagon’s efforts, a 2022 video by MrBeast called “I got hunted by the military” depicts three veteran “military guys” landing in a helicopter and setting off on a chase to hunt down MrBeast before the clock strikes midnight. Decoy cars, a rented-out museum, and a large fake rock prove nearly insurmountable to the commando squadron in hot pursuit.
While the vets ultimately find MrBeast in the museum under the aforementioned rock at the eleventh hour, the vast effort needed to locate and coax out a 24-year-old YouTuber does not bode well for the most powerful army in the world as it tries to swell its sagging ranks.
The Pentagon’s failure to get MrBeast to Puerto Rico last year — even after it approved funding for the project — probably isn’t a great sign, either.
 
The Pentagon document underscores the U.S. government’s interest in working alongside influencers and YouTubers, in addition to its ongoing failure to build out a social media presence strong enough to correct the military’s recruiting crisis.
Wow turns out nobody wants to be in the Army after 25 years of pointless bullshit in the sandbox and 15 years of being told women, trannies and browns are the future of the US military.

Let's get Mr. Beast to put some US military guys in a video - this will change the zoomers minds
 
Following this logic, in 2022, the Army’s 4th Psychological Operations Group went viral for a Christopher Nolan-inspired recruitment video depicting Psyop soldiers waging war on a digital battlefield, replete with social media influence campaigns. Meanwhile, enlisted E-girls have racked up millions of views on pro-military social media posts that may or may not be directly overseen by Pentagon components.
 
Mr Beast is the man for the job. As jilted ex-lovers former staff/participants in his videos can attest, his challenges can end up being worse than war crimes, he's the ideal pick to psychologically prepare future POW's.

The main way you suck in Zoomers is to highlight the material benefits of service rather than rely on solely patriotism to get them through the door in the recruiting centre.
 
...Guy’s All-American Road Trip, The Kelly Clarkson Show, Downey’s Dream Cars, The Price Is Right, America’s Got Talent, and The Jennifer Hudson Show...
...What is this? You're advertising military recruitment from Kelly Clarkson?? Was RuPaul not answering calls??


GTA San Andreas did a better job advertising the military and that was a bleeding parody.


Are there no shows that MEN watch in America? "Where have all the good men gone and where are all the Gods?"
 
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The mayor of Flavortown could not make MREs suddenly palatable. It will take more than just Pentagon funding.
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Wow turns out nobody wants to be in the Army after 25 years of pointless bullshit in the sandbox and 15 years of being told women, trannies and browns are the future of the US military.

Let's get Mr. Beast to put some US military guys in a video - this will change the zoomers minds

I've been thinking about this. Why would the military weaken itself for little political gain? Especially with Russia and China growing in strength, what good does recruiting women and trannies and obese people do?

It's a little conspiratorial, but I think it aligns with the psyop to sow division in the West, but it worked too well and went too far. You need to recruit people that are like-minded enough to work together, but not so like-minded that they could coalesce and rebel against the government in a worst case scenario. The baffling thing to me though is that there are still a number of "progressive" types that are willing to fight and kill "POC" in different countries. Their mental dissonance must be strong.

If you have a generation of people brainwashed to hate America then why would you expect them to sign up to defend it?

Guy Fieri is not going to undo that, the problem starts at schools.

And I don't think this is quite right. They're not brainwashed to hate America, they're brain washed to hate what Trump and co are doing (will do) to America. In doing so however, they've alienated the people that they really need in the military - young, motivated men, with fighting instinct - who are often more conservative.

The likes of Guy Fieri and Mr Beast might not have a community with fighting instinct, but if the current recruitment methods aren't working, there's nothing to lose by trying other avenues.

For better or worse though, fighting ability doesn't seem to be core to military doctrine in a near-peer conflict. The Russia-Ukraine war has shown that modern war will mostly be attritional, and that the side with more standing soldiers than drones will be the victor. I'll let you decide if culling zoomers is good or bad for society though.
 
Institutional amnesia is a real thing.

They could play that ad from the 90s of the marine running a takeshis castle course and slaying a lava monster with his dress sword at the end and double recruitment figures.

Order all the sharks to resume telling prospects about all the different flavours of cheap pussy they can get around the world and they'd have to start turning people away.

I guess nó one remembers how things used to work
 
Uh zoomers and frankly millennials have seen the state of the VA. We've seen how the sand wars have gone and how increasingly terrible each admin treats our troops. Also the military was too white and male and white men are disposable so ..

No. White women won't send their sons. We won't put up with being married to someone who enlists. The men won't enlist to be cannon fodder and treated like crap. Ask the gay drag queens to go rainbow dance for the bacha bazi or something. The rest of us are *done*
 
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