Official Kiwi Farms 'Dubai Chocolate' Hate Thread - This thread can also serve as a hub for other Instagramslop food

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Caligura

Caligura

Get ready to die you fucking piece of shit.
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Anyone else tired of seeing this shit online and IRL? I know 'Instagramslop' food trends are a dime-a-dozen, but this is by far the most astroturfed piece of shit I've ever seen. Imagine the grift; you have cheap, low quality pistachios that were probably bought in bulk from Costco last year and you see this trend pop up. You think to yourself; "Inshallah, I shall make bank!" and then get some cheap-ass faux chocolate melts from Walmart and whip up this shit to sell for $20 per bar. You slap on the title of 'Dubai Chocolate' which is apparently meant to invoke luxury because sandniggers making bank off of oil money is apparently worthy of respect now, o algo... That is the story of 'Dubai Chocolate', abridged from this:
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The Dubai Chocolate virus has been spreading as of now. Not even All-American Goyslop is safe! Shake Shack, Paris Baguette, and even Dunkin' Donuts have been flooded with rapefugees from the UAE!
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And don't even get me started on this shit...
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Nothing better than crops grown by slaves made into mediocre chocolate also made by slaves. There must be some reason for this astrofurfing and it has nothing to do with the shitty candy itself.

The UAE is one of the worst, most exploitative slaver nations on the planet. Fuck them.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Nothing better than crops grown by slaves made into mediocre chocolate also made by slaves. There must be some reason for this astrofurfing and it has nothing to do with the shitty candy itself.

The UAE is one of the worst, most exploitative slave-holding nations on the planet. Fuck them.
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>It wouldn’t quite be accurate to say the government of the United Arab Emirates, and of Dubai in particular, has been involved in pushing Dubai chocolate on the world market since Day One. But they certainly jumped onboard at Day Two. The product was created in 2021 by a confectioner named Sarah Hamouda, who took her inspiration from a pregnancy craving for chocolate combined with pistachio and enlisted the Filipino chef Nouel Catis Omamalin to concoct the recipe. Really, though, “created” is a strong word, since people across the Middle East have been making pistachio sweets for centuries, so “popularized” would be closer to the mark. Initially, the product wasn’t called “Dubai chocolate” at all, but the clunkier and more annoying name “Can’t Get Knafeh Of It,” after the “knafeh” filling. Hamouda’s company did business in Dubai in relative obscurity until 2023, when an influencer named Maria Vehera—whose content revolves around trying different foods and restaurants in the United Arab Emirates—went viral with a TikTok video about the candy. Other influencers copied Vehera, as they do, and before long Dubai chocolate was a full-blown fad. And that’s where the sheikhs got involved.

Dubai has zero culture.
 
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Caligura said:
Dubai has zero culture.
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Prior to the discovery of oil, it was a literal wasteland whose sole export of value was pearls. Wow. And still is, at least culturally...everything there is globalist slop that panders to people with more money than sense.

I'd rather have some authentic Saudi kabsa or Iraqi masgouf vs. anything from this fucked up globalist hellhole. Pistachios don't even grow there FFS.
 
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