Snowflake StraySheep / Kayla Marie Waller / morinokunikara / blankshadesgame / vividkiss / VTuber Amour Amandine - Thread #2: The Return of the Transtrender Sperglord Who Tried To Delete Her Thread and Listened to an Adult Have Sex With a Minor. Now With A Baby in the Mix!

inb4 "but whatever people can make whatever dumbass opinions they want of me bc apparently vague-ing my newborn on tumblr makes me a bad parent or w/e"



Who's gonna try to pierce her thick skull that this is only gonna get worse and that it truly, TRULY isn't about her or her wants or needs anymore?

So the appointment is at 1 o'clock in the afternoon but she was intending on sleeping through the entire morning until it was time to hop on Zoom? WDYM you need energy for therapy? you're just talking for an hour!
Always has plenty of energy to bitch and moan though.

Edgeworth said:

inb4 "but whatever people can make whatever dumbass decisions they want of me bc apparently vague-ing my newborn on tumblr makes me a bad parent or w/e"

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Who's gonna try to pierce her thick skull that this is only gonna get worse and that it truly, TRULY isn't about her or her wants or needs anymore?

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Baby is behaving like a baby, Kayla is personally slighted, baby is obviously doing it on purpose because it hates her.

moorhen said:

Baby is behaving like a baby, Kayla is personally slighted, baby is obviously doing it on purpose because it hates her.

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Water is wet, and everyone knew the day was coming.

Don't worry guys, this time she really is paying attention to strategies to cope with the stress of having a baby.



I know, I know. Just because literally NONE of her therapy EVER fucking works and SHE didn't put in any work to cope with the stuff that she STILL complains about TO THIS DAY doesn't mean that there isn't a first time for her to get her shit together. Probably because unlike randos online, she doesn't have an escape from the child. She made this bed by marrying a fake tranny who wanted to have her own kid, she gets to lack sleep in it now.

She even has an app now that'll tightly control how her daughter acts because apps are completely 100% accurate and this definitely won't be a reason for her to complain when her INFANT doesn't adhere to this strict schedule that she's over-relying on.

The baby isn't even one month old? If you're already going "god I just need to make it through another x days" Kayla I don't know how to tell you, that's an 18 year investment you made with your wife there? It's going to take five before your kiddo gets into school and then she has a schedule YOU need to work around.

More upsetting is learning she apparently regularly sleeps in to the afternoon. Yeah okay your baby doesn't sleep regularly yet (genuine advice, do you have the right size nipple on the bottle?), what are you going to do if her sleep cycle is the exact opposite of yours? What about when teething starts and she's regularly waking out of naps for yet another hour of crying? Speaking of, how are your animals going to do with a shrill screaming baby?

These are the parts of child rearing that make you realize how your parents obtained the super power of sleeping anywhere or falling asleep five minutes into a show or whatever. You sneak in sleep when you can because oh boy, kids do NOT stop bothering you for something or another. The perfect conditions for falling asleep never exist again.

"#ive found my biggest stressor. ismy brain goes 'this is never going to end and i dont know what to do"

almost like having a child is not a novelty and its a full blown commitment that youre signing up for that lasts , at most , 18 years. godspeed kid , i hope beth atleast goes to your activities seeing as kayla cant be assed to be awake in the afternoons

Since it's still all about Kayla and what Kayla wants and needs because I don't think it's quite sunk in yet that IT'S NOT FUCKING ABOUT HER ANYMORE, apparently some IOP (Intensive Outpatient Program) idea has been planted into her vapid little mind. Imagine being whichever therapist she runs to at the time, knowing she's gonna come back because she absolutely refuses to learn or retain ANYTHING she's taught or told.







Unfortunately (for the child. I couldn't care less otherwise), I don't think she understands that oftentimes, when you're an adult, you don't get to have a bunch of free time to fill with worthless hobbies you can't even enjoy without depending on other people, especially when you as an individual are so high-needs yourself that you decided to wait until you have a child to decide to do an IOP.

Sometimes, you don't get to win. You don't get everything you want or need, and it's never been so apparent how completely privileged Kayla's been throughout her life, how she actually hasn't ever had to truly struggle and how dependent she is on getting handouts and a way out when she herself doesn't want to deal with things.

Time to dump the kid off on the neighbours for... three to four days a week, for a few hours, while she presumably goes to her IOP. She definitely won't abuse the goodwill of her neighbours so she can bedrot in relative silence lamenting how there still aren't enough good poses in BG3's photo mode for her to jill off to plug-ugly Theil and Jaheira love.



In other news, I can't stand the anons who think they're so fucking slick by paraphrasing the things we say and end up sounding stupid.

The fact that she frequently is asleep into the late afternoon unless there is an obligation indicates to me she's not even bothering to create some kind of routine to have a normal sleep schedule and help baby's sleep clock kinda acclimate. I don't really know any stay-at-home moms who have the luxury to sleep in all day like unless they're alcoholics or dozing off of drugs. I bet the leaves all the lights on all hours of the day until she cant stay awake any longer.

I'm sure she's the proponent of that flimsy "everyone's sleep hours are different" schtick but as a SAHM you can't just sleep the entire day away until it's time to pick up the kid at 3. The chores she neglects in favor of sleeping don't get done and it's not like she can get any major tasks done at dead of night without waking her family up. There is no logical reason for her to be staying up all night and sleeping in all day when people are normally out and about. She could've just stayed being a lazy piece of freeloading shit if they didn't go through with having their Baster Baby. Not even a month and the novelty of the baby has worn off lol.

So she sleeps all day yet wants some WFH job where she does... nothing? This chick has not changed one iota since her thread started. I can't think of another cow who has languished this long in the same stunted stage even as major life changes happen around her. (Except maybe Luna Slater, but she's a bog-standard junkie and they all live in timewarps).

You'd never know she had a kid if she didn't outright say so - i.e. it's just another thing to complain about. Madness. I honestly think this broad is certifiably nuts. HAVING A CHILD has not changed her outlook one bit, and that's unfathomable to me.

It’s almost as if she wasn’t ready for a child, like multiple, multiple people told her she wasn’t, and is one more bad night from doing something actually black and abandoning her child to move back in with her parents and fill her room with filth again.

Edgeworth said:

Since it's still all about Kayla and what Kayla wants and needs because I don't think it's quite sunk in yet that IT'S NOT FUCKING ABOUT HER ANYMORE, apparently some IOP (Intensive Outpatient Program) idea has been planted into her vapid little mind. Imagine being whichever therapist she runs to at the time, knowing she's gonna come back because she absolutely refuses to learn or retain ANYTHING she's taught or told.

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"people irl don't ever like me" shocker

Also lol at her going from IOP being 10-12 hours to 12-24 hours a week in two posts.

I'm wary about how eager the neighbors are about giving a one month old free childcare while they have their own kids, how that conversation actually went when they offered help.

I know people are hoping that Beth ditches Kayla, but what if Kayla is the one who decides to get divorced?

Trombonista said:

I know people are hoping that Beth ditches Kayla, but what if Kayla is the one who decides to get divorced?

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Beth’s proven she’s a horrendous doormat who’ll let Kayla do whatever she wants and still support her, if anyone leaves it’ll be Kayla.

She probably wouldn’t divorce her, because that requires putting effort into something, but she’d be the one who leaves, turning herself into a deadbeat mum who contributes nothing, neither financially nor emotionally, because she thought of a child as a shiny new toy and not a pissing, shitting, eating crying machine, and people telling her she wasn’t equipped to deal with that only made her double down and now she’s stuck with a burden she clearly already resents.

She keeps thinking it’ll get easier, but it won’t get easier for at least 18 years.
The crying will never stop. Whats she gonna do when the kid turns 2 and realises she’s got free will and starts refusing to do literally anything? Or when she’s 4 and has a tantrum in a store because she can’t have something (just like mummy) or, god forbid, when she hits puberty and Kayla and Beth are the worst people in the world to her?

It’s probably better for the kid if she nopes out now, at least that way Beth can get more support from the family Kayla villainises.

Trombonista said:

I know people are hoping that Beth ditches Kayla, but what if Kayla is the one who decides to get divorced?

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"...And you are filing for divorce because 'you wouldn't roleplay the exact version of Astarion , weirdass pronouns and all , with me' and 'wouldn't send me fc asks on tumblr when i needed them because taking care of a baby is so hard you guys ' ?"

Exceptionally disheartening that the children of these mouth breathers are going to be my children's peers. Actually shudder-inducing.

Kayla just needs to write fic. I know she says she can't but the quality of posted fic I've seen recently has gone RIGHT downhill. She'd be in good company. Unfortunately no1crrr about your self insert, figure out what the most popular canon character ship in the fandom is and write for that. You can make it as OOC and self inserty as you want but as long as you're using the names the chronically online 12 year olds will devour it. The barrier for entry is So Low.
Writing anything at all can definitely be done around the schedule of an infant. I'm finding they just want to sleep on you for most of the time which is actually a perfect writing situation. When you're not feeding it or existing in a state of existential wonder at the prospect of it, there are a lot of emotions that need to be processed and they practically bleed onto paper if you're so inclined.

Edgeworth said:

Time to dump the kid off on the neighbours for... three to four days a week, for a few hours, while she presumably goes to her IOP.

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This makes me want to cry. I can't imagine. What does the mother say? How could you possibly conscience this? Even as the "non birthing parent".
(Kayla is a narcissist, everything is about Kayla I know i know...)

Edit: I was reading a NewYorker article a few weeks ago about a man who's wife had major PPD and killed their children and his process around forgiving her. Can't help but draw parallels despite the fact that Kayla has no partum to post. Creepy and alarming shit.

Edgeworth said:

inb4 "but whatever people can make whatever dumbass opinions they want of me bc apparently vague-ing my newborn on tumblr makes me a bad parent or w/e"

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She needs "energy for therapy" (in 7.5 hours)? The thing where you sit in one spot and whine to someone, who doesn't care, about all your nonsensical non-issues? Bitch people stay up all night and then go work a 10 hour shift at a factory and whine less. Maybe you could go to sleep if you put the fucking phone down

That must be why she's such a fat lazy bitch because whining about her nonsensical non-issue to people who don't care is exactly what she does all day everyday, so she's constantly draining her energy

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Gee whiz you'd think if MUH MENTAL HELFS was that serious that...maybe it could cut into your playing with toys time? You know, the ONLY other thing you do? Holy shit she's actually the worst person I've ever seen.

"I feel like adding something this big into my schedule is impossible" LIKE RAISING A FUCKING CHILD FOR 18 YEARS? Yet she's complaining her summer camp will interfere with her toy time???. I don't know a SINGLE person who still had "hobbies" when they had a kid. Literally ZERO. Crazy how things change when you're responsible for someone literally existing huh?

Ann Berlin said:

I'm wary about how eager the neighbors are about giving a one month old free childcare while they have their own kids, how that conversation actually went when they offered help.

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You'd think they would be somewhat aware of their dimwitted, bigchild neighbors by now and know not to say things like this, but maybe they aren't for some reason. But they obviously meant it as like "if you need extra formula once" or "need some advice" not "we're be free babysitters everyday fulltime until the kid moves out of your house". But give a leech the offer of something free and they'll suck as much as they can. I just hope these people aren't actually that stupid to agree to do that

Scoia'tael said:

Writing anything at all can definitely be done around the schedule of an infant. I'm finding they just want to sleep on you for most of the time which is actually a perfect writing situation. When you're not feeding it or existing in a state of existential wonder at the prospect of it, there are a lot of emotions that need to be processed and they practically bleed onto paper if you're so inclined.

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Someone should suggest Rowling for some inspo, I’m sure she’d appreciate it. And JK was a single mom!

McSneaks said:

"I feel like adding something this big into my schedule is impossible" LIKE RAISING A FUCKING CHILD FOR 18 YEARS? Yet she's complaining her summer camp will interfere with her toy time???. I don't know a SINGLE person who still had "hobbies" when they had a kid. Literally ZERO. Crazy how things change when you're responsible for someone literally existing huh?

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i know parents who still had hobbies while raising a kid, albeit mostly very simple hobbies you can easily do on the side while caring for someone (ex: watching movies, cooking, singing). hell, if you're smart enough, you and your partner could actually work together to be able to rest and have free time while also taking care of the child in shifts on some days. ive seen it work with a lot of cooperation and communication. if its all too much for you, there is no shame in asking for the occasional help and advice.

thing is, i dont think kayla is that smart... her poor kid.

megafag said:

i know parents who still had hobbies while raising a kid, albeit mostly very simple hobbies you can easily do on the side while caring for someone (ex: watching movies, cooking, singing). hell, if you're smart enough, you and your partner could actually work together to be able to rest and have free time while also taking care of the child in shifts on some days. ive seen it work with a lot of cooperation and communication. if its all too much for you, there is no shame in asking for the occasional help and advice.

thing is, i dont think kayla is that smart... her poor kid.

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Agreed, having a baby is life-changing and a hell of a lot of work, but it's also not the end of your life. I think people get a little carried away talking about how much work it is and I wish they wouldn't since it scares people into thinking they can't or shouldn't have children. You're going to have to make changes to how you engage in your hobby and cut down on "me time" drastically, but like you say, smart people can make it work.

Writing would be a great hobby to lean into when you've got a new baby: it can be done in short, frequently interrupted spurts, it doesn't involve any equipment that's dangerous to a baby/toddler, you don't have to leave the house to do it, you can still write drafts in your head when both your hands are busy. Kayla, of course, couldn't write before the baby arrived so she's not going to be able to do it now.