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this is your annual reminder that without the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA there would be no kiwi farms because every other country is shit and I spent a lot of money to find out that no place on earth can host this shitheap

thank you and have a funderful fourth of july!!!

except the british, just fuck yourselves