11/18 - Chris's Twitter posts a video of him jacking off - and references the Idea Guys

[muh_moobs]

I guarantee you that cwc could make a career as a tranny porn star . Better than begging . Well some here already get their kicks from financial domination from CWC (well, they call it donations because they are in denial)

Bet you he gets a TEA before Slingblade ever does.

 

[montepio]

You guys really want to be the next Idea Guys don’t you?

Not really, I just want to see the other videos. I dont think that's asking too much, is It?

 

[break these cuffs]

Has anyone been in contact with chris, post allstar jerk session? Or did he finally an hero himself like we all new he would.

It was confirmed that it's an old video. Try to keep up.

 

[fiu0cm]

Or did he finally an hero himself like we all new he would.

It's really unlikely Chris will ever become an hero. I don't think Chris is liable to choose an efficient and pain-free method that could actually increase his chances of success. But most importantly, he seems to view suicide as morally wrong, regardless of your circumstances.

 

[Marvin]

The problem is that Chris in a way knows he's being bamboozled, but he really wants to keep up his LARP. There's no talking Chris out of it because he doesn't want to give it up. Life outside his mind sucks.

Chris doesn't really believe in objective reality.

Y'know how the peekaboo game works with babies? They're literally too retarded at that age to have developed a sense of object permanence, so when they close their eyes, the world stops existing in their heads.

Chris is the same way with reality. Chris believes intuitively that if he hasn't seen evidence to the contrary, his probably flawed beliefs are correct and true.

So if you tell him he's probably being scammed, he gets angry at you. If you provide indisputable proof that he's being scammed, he's grateful. Chris doesn't want you to cross that line from arguing into proof because then his beliefs won't be real.

Y'know how in those old Wile E Coyote cartoons, when the coyote runs off the cliff, he doesn't immediately fall until he looks down and notices he's standing on nothing? That's how Chris deals with the world.

Chris really does think that all his stupid beliefs are real, and the only thing that makes them not true is not some objective reality that they're false, but really just the act of proving them false to his face. That's it.

Is Chris giving out his password or the password easy for someone to guess?

Anyone could claim to be magi-chan if Chris has a password like "cryzelswife1982".

Chris' passwords are autistically good. And they've been that way since his first, weak password was guessed.

But fuck knows; in the end its on Chris, anyway, for giving away his twitter pw (again), from where i stand. How ever many ideaguys or trolls or "new freinds" or fake gfs or good guys with autism to take out the bad guys with autism that you throw in the mix, yet again, Chris is ultimately trolling himself

I said this in another thread, but I think these people have met Chris IRL. I can't blame Chris for giving his password to some girl who met him IRL who's coming onto him.

Like if a girl said "we're going to be in a relationship, but in order to trust you, I need to see your twitter to make sure you aren't creeping on girls", many, many guys in America would hand over the password.

We've moved from Chris being a sucker online, to legit gangstalking.

If that's his next video I'm blaming you, haha

Chris should work at Hooters, I bet he'd make a lot of money

Heh, Chris in the hooters shorts and tshirt would be both hilarious and horrifying.

It's just depressing to think there are people who thought this was a good idea with all the material that is already out there, as well as being cruel it is just boring.

If anyone has tricked Gemma Arterton into masturbating on her bed in-front of a webcam then please do let me know asap, but Chris version 5, 6, 7, 8, whatever tells us more about the trolls than him.

Y'know... the Idea Guy 2 group did some weird sexual roleplaying between themselves. They were all biologically male.

 

[PT 940]

Then again, Troons tend to be huge egotist drama queens. Troons disgust me.




You guys really want to be the next Idea Guys don’t you?

It's a lofty aspiration!!!

 

[4Macie]

Has Chris not made any comments about this? I know it was taken down ASAP but so was the mutilated dog pic and he made a comment about that... kinda.

 

[Claude Rabbit]

Chris doesn't really believe in objective reality.

Y'know how the peekaboo game works with babies? They're literally too exceptional at that age to have developed a sense of object permanence, so when they close their eyes, the world stops existing in their heads.

Chris is the same way with reality. Chris believes intuitively that if he hasn't seen evidence to the contrary, his probably flawed beliefs are correct and true.

So if you tell him he's probably being scammed, he gets angry at you. If you provide indisputable proof that he's being scammed, he's grateful. Chris doesn't want you to cross that line from arguing into proof because then his beliefs won't be real.

Y'know how in those old Wile E Coyote cartoons, when the coyote runs off the cliff, he doesn't immediately fall until he looks down and notices he's standing on nothing? That's how Chris deals with the world.

Chris really does think that all his stupid beliefs are real, and the only thing that makes them not true is not some objective reality that they're false, but really just the act of proving them false to his face. That's it.

Chris' passwords are autistically good. And they've been that way since his first, weak password was guessed.

I said this in another thread, but I think these people have met Chris IRL. I can't blame Chris for giving his password to some girl who met him IRL who's coming onto him.

Like if a girl said "we're going to be in a relationship, but in order to trust you, I need to see your twitter to make sure you aren't creeping on girls", many, many guys in America would hand over the password.

We've moved from Chris being a sucker online, to legit gangstalking.

Heh, Chris in the hooters shorts and tshirt would be both hilarious and horrifying.

Y'know... the Idea Guy 2 group did some weird sexual roleplaying between themselves. They were all biologically male.

We are used to associating Autism with a literal and lateral train of thought locked into routine (like Nate Speed or Bryce Cherry with their unmovable bizarre obsessions) but Chris has this realm of magical thinking which is also totally unoriginal and requires prompting by trolls or gal-pals. He's a lot more interactive than a common or garden autist and the fascination he has generated may show that there is something different at work.

It's interesting to hear what you say about Chris requiring and accepting empirical evidence in the way that he will demonstrate an obvious developmental disorder with his gullibility but is also able to lucidly weave a reasonably interesting narrative with the right external stimulus. And he will accept that evidence, many smarter crazies than Chris won't if it conflicts with their internal dialogue.

To conclude it's fair to say that, in the past and compared with now, as the trolls were more interesting then the Chris content was more interesting and that, in the future, the idea of Chris going into a group home and off the internet will leave him very bored and unhappy even though it appears to be the best outcome he could expect. So here's hoping we aren't going to be crowdfunding a Sonichu jigsaw puzzle for the Thorazine saga.







And I appreciate it is a pretty pompous discourse on autism from someone with an Animal Crossing avatar.

 

[Marvin]

We are used to associating Autism with a literal and lateral train of thought locked into routine (like Nate Speed or Bryce Cherry with their unmovable bizarre obsessions) but Chris has this realm of magical thinking which is also totally unoriginal and requires prompting by trolls or gal-pals. He's a lot more interactive than a common or garden autist and the fascination he has generated may show that there is something different at work.

It's interesting to hear what you say about Chris requiring and accepting empirical evidence in the way that he will demonstrate an obvious developmental disorder with his gullibility but is also able to lucidly weave a reasonably interesting narrative with the right external stimulus. And he will accept that evidence, many smarter crazies than Chris won't if it conflicts with their internal dialogue.

The way I see it, Chris, like all autists, has trouble with subtlety. Like with his face blindness. He can latch onto concrete points of interest, like noses, eyes, mouth, but he has trouble noticing if someone's nose is a little too wide, or someone's got bigger lips than average. That's subtle comparison and he's not good at that.

For this reason, I think Chris really doesn't notice how unfeminine he looks or whether or not he's ugly. He looks in the mirror and sees nose, eyes, mouth and he's like "oh, that's... attractive? I think? or maybe not? this is hard". It's also why he autistically focuses on tits and vagina, and completely ignores ass. The difference between a nice ass and a saggy gross ass is harder than the binary choice of vagina vs no vagina.

Honestly, I didn't personally believe his face blindness was that severe until I experienced it myself. I met Chris IRL on two occasions, pretty closely together, and Chris looked me dead in the face and didn't recognize me. Shit was weird.

As this applies to his goofy beliefs, Chris really respects hard, concrete "true or false" narratives. But since you can't really disprove supernatural stuff, it's not falsifiable, Chris gets to just wade around in his fantasies forever without anyone being capable of spoiling his fun.

Chris declaring that the dimensional merge will happen, by the end of 2018, obviously contradicts that. That's something that'll be falsifiable. I believe Chris has only done that out of desperation. Chris is having money troubles, Barb's always at death's door, and he really wants something to fix everything. I believe only desperation has forced Chris to bet everything on black, that the "true or false" narrative will come out in his favor.

If Chris had infinite money, I don't think we'd have a dimensional merge. I think Chris would be content to pretend to be seeing Sonichu around every corner for eternity.

 

[Apocalypso]

On a serious note, I hope all of Chris' galpals get a copy of this video. That will learn em'

The Cum of all Fears

 

[BScCollateral]

It was confirmed that it's an old video. Try to keep up.

Well, that's a bit of good news. Glad he didn't do it again. Hope he finally understands that only trolls want him on video naked.

 

[Picklechu]

It says a lot about how much this site has grown in five years that there's a video out there of Chris jerking off and it's not even featured on the front page. I think even the Mighty Wings review achieved that distinction.

In all fairness, the site was almost exclusively Chris-focused at the time, and that was during the period (Bob's death to the house fire) where there was maybe a single update a month.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Chris is crazy?

Naw.

I mean, I just hand out my Twitter and YouTube passwords to anyone, don't you?

Every sane and mentally healthy person always will share their passwords. I'm honestly surprised Chris hasn't belted out his damn social security number over YouTube/Twitter/Facebook yet.

Honestly he could make a true and honest living as a camwhore or even an escort.
He's developing nice sexy breasts and his ass is lookin womanly and thick. (pretty sure some in this forum would love to push his shit up in his boy pussy)

Someone needs to convince Christine to get into the porn industry.

Hi Jacob.

 

[Deadpool]

Y'know... the Idea Guy 2 group did some weird sexual roleplaying between themselves. They were all biologically male.

Another very good reason to dox them, and post the funny. Clearly they're unfunny tards that aren't going to stop their bullshit. Why keep protecting them?

 

[The Dude]

"Some mongo once trolled me to make a video of my pulled meat. I ain't the sharpest tard in the shed. I was looking pretty dumb with my fingers and my thumb in the shape of an "O" round my cockhead."

 

[Marvin]

Another very good reason to dox them, and post the funny. Clearly they're unfunny tards that aren't going to stop their bullshit. Why keep protecting them?

That was Wise and Boyd.

 

[Positron]

The only thing that shocked me in that video is the absence of big piles of toys. Am I okay or has KF broken me?

 

[Deadpool]

The only thing that shocked me in that video is the absence of big piles of toys. Am I okay or has KF broken me?

Nah you just probably hadn't noticed that his toy hoard has grown so large it needed it's own separate room now.

 

[Snuckening]

Well this was nice. Time to hang myself now. Thanks.

Thats the last thing I ever wanted to see

Yep me too. How can i expect anyone else to live up to that? Its all downhill from now on. I can die complete.

 

[geg]

Another very good reason to dox them, and post the funny. Clearly they're unfunny tards that aren't going to stop their bullshit. Why keep protecting them?

Honestly, I'd prefer they just fuck off. I'm not remotely interested in their lives.